/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42525077
she's a side branch whore. how many times do I have to tell you that I don't care about side branch whores. they might as well be considered a different company for all I care because I don't watch them at all. these whores never occupy my mind like an ant on the street. do you ever see her mentioned in these threads besides now? no, because no one gives a fuck about her. this is /jp/ and we only watch japs here. if you want to start shit about some irrelevant whore then better luck in /vt/. and I'm not excusing her, I'm just can't find any fucks to give. I don't watch her now, not in the past, and not in the future. she's nothing to me, never will be and never was anything. fucking worthless dog shit whore on the side of the road

ive thought about getting a cat but i dont want to roll the dice and get one that doesnt give a fuck about me and wont be affectionate at all. at that point all you do is give it food and clean its shit for nothing in return. at least a dog will always love you unless you get a husky or shiba.

>>42247008
>see dog
>immediately want to fuck it
wtf the meme is real

>>42243510
I want to fuck the dog

>>42000099
I think the only dog girls mentioned very often are Anubis and hellhound, honestly. Statically we all want to fuck dormouse and foxes.

>>41952369
I like the doll more than 3dpd because it feels forbidden. That should mean I want to fuck it, but it hasn't happened yet. It's like being a dog that finally caught the car.

I want to fuck the dog

Looking at a picture of Shinki, four of her, or maybe looking at a picture of four different Kaguyas, or I did both, and they were very cool looking, except I don't remember anything...

Saw twin lolis standing to the left of a large gameboard with mirrored black and white clothing that looked very cool, wanted to fuck them, but said I really only want to fuck Yukari.

In bed, had a figure(my usual griffon enterprises) of Yukari on my chest, took another Yukari with me and pulled my blanket over them. Blacktan's dog comes past, calling me suicidal, and wanting me to take the opposition against them, calling me by some renowned psychic detective's name, Rachel -something-

Looked at a picture of Yukari showing off she had two pussies, one above the other, unfurled and quite detailed, and another in disembodied half-transparent pussy in the top right corner.

Someone made an AI picture of Yukari using 15 years worth of art, the picture somehow seemed to be inspired by my site. It was posted on a forum but he made no mention of me, so I wanted to reply saying he can link it though it is for adults only.

Saw purple danbooru tag "smoking_the_demiurge's_bones"

Think I was thinking nobody gives a shit though there was apparently admiration for me defending Saber.

In a class, my laptop had two images on it with dark ambient sound to them, was playing around resizing them. I'm told I'm in the "Y" division of the class, told to go sit at the computers marked "Y", sitting left most because I was the tallest at 175cm, though since I was new I'd sit right most beside the one other Y guy, except I sat left most anyway.

I was on a quest for "A gallon of good"

Looking at a picture of Shinki, four of her, or maybe looking at a picture of four different Kaguyas, or I did both, and they were very cool looking, except I don't remember shit so...

Saw twin lolis standing to the left of a large gameboard with mirrored black and white clothing that looked very cool, wanted to fuck them, though said I really only want to fuck Yukari.

In bed, had a figure(my usual griffon enterprises) of Yukari on my chest, took another Yukari with me and pulled my blanket over them. Blacktan's dog comes past, calling me suicidal, and wanting me to take the opposition against them, calling me by some renowned psychic detective's name, Rachel -something-

Looked at a picture of Yukari showing off she had two pussies, one above the other, unfurled and quite detailed.

Someone made an AI picture of Yukari using 15 years worth of art, the picture somehow seemed to be inspired by my site. It was posted on a forum but he made no mention of me, so I wanted to reply saying he can link it though it is for adults only.

Saw purple danbooru tag "smoking_the_demiurge's_bones"

Think I was thinking nobody gives a shit though there was apparently admiration for me defending Saber.

In a class, my laptop had two images on it with dark ambient sound to them, was playing around resizing them. I'm told I'm in the "Y" division of the class, told to go sit at the computers marked "Y", sitting left most because I was the tallest at 175cm, though since I was new I'd sit right most beside the one other Y guy, except I sat left most anyway.

>>41645018
It's less pronounced, but even Japanese omegaverse has shades of it. The pheromones, heats, animalistic mating and pair bonding, all that shit is still there. Though mercifully no dog dicks. Sadly by now even this is too much for me, and "white women fuck dogs" is the last matter I want to be pondering while engaging with porn.
And also self-lubricating assholes with wombs attached are dumb and you miss out on the DP potential.

15/9
I was on warosu making Koishi ghost posts.

On the toilet, Altaar's dog was down the hall watching maybe smugly, I was just keeping my feet up without touching the pee stains on the floor, and wanted to write something on the door, like "I don't care" except it came out as a strange double word, something nice about girls. Thought came to me saying that having sex with Reimu and Yukari feels really good.

Asked out a girl who looked like Renko who worked at Boost Juice, I wanted to give her the hat, and also remain platonic cause I want to give it to Yukari, and thought that I'm like Merry.

I met with a girl called Eilienen who looked like Yukari, maybe at meeting where she was talking. I sharted while bending over, nobody visibly reacted, I quickly left to a bathroom, thinking "so that's today's bad luck" thinking of the one I drew from http://www.shi-yaku-jin-no-hokora.org/omikuji.html yesterday like this https://files.catbox.moe/a88ycw.png but with three dai-kyô and one of the other bad luck ones.

In the shower. I stopped it after a while wanting to put on Palabra Mi Amor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnUnkR2-0KA I looked at youtube but wasn't sure of the videos I was seeing, the lengths varying, the one at the top had an anime girl and credits on the thumbnail, one was "Mod:<name>"

I came across Sakuya outside near a Mcdonalds, we got excited and hugged hard, rubbing eachother's backs since we had a lot of stress locked up in our spines. I thought about how she's one of my "fated girls" because she's one of ones I thought of when told I wouldn't be believed if I tried to claim more than 8 wives. I walk with her to a gas station, she hints at something, I say "What, you've had sex before?" she says yeah, and asked me to guess her age when, I say "16" she says "Close, 15" I say "Ha. I'm *so* right." she says "Haha, I thought you hated or feared the gay" I thought "Oh, I definitely hate it."

Was told as an early Christmas present a superhero would go around killing people.

Was told Executioner's Chariot with a golden wing and cross would dispel curses.

In a room, I shouted "Fuck!" thinking some people next door would help, then went in there to say "Fuck!" again to see if they would help, noticing Reimu among them.

29/8
In a room, Yukari was beside me with a shelf/fountain of melted cheese in front of us, with Amaterasu on the other side, the two of them eating some.

Someone said "The Reimu Extra finally got unlocked" like a long-delayed release he had waited for.

There was a chimp called Albion, probably referring to Blake's. He was running along a road but was becoming extremely sluggish, someone offered him a cigarette and he started running at full speed. There was a time when someone offered him an ashtray with 50 days worth of used cigarettes and he grabbed and shoved them in his mouth.

Saw a picture of Flan along with text "The Devil" with a bat crest.

I had drawn a couple images of Yukari in a black dress.
I lived in a shack in the Australian outback with an archwitch who was Yukari's mother, who looked just like her.
I drove down a road, over a bridge then turned left onto a downward slope quite desperately. A person driving up the slope parked to the side not wanting to get in my way. I was singing a song "Baby come back to me-e-e"

Someone was making Inmu edits of me, I happily encouraged it, saying that's real /jp/ culture.

Saw a youtube video emitting gold light by Maddox calling my dreams an apocalypse of spooks.
I made a video talking about myself.
Blacktan and his dog made a video calling me a faggot.

Saw a movie about Horus going around beating people up or shooting them with a laser.

In a thread. Someone posted a picture that had a four of a kind of guys fucking a girl, I thought their hair was slightly too short to be mine so I posted my own picture of four of a kind of guys fucking a girl.

Saw a post saying "God cucks God out of his most beloved girl"

Someone passed me a lunchbox sized TV, I looked at it and "Yukari Land" magically etches itself below the screen, then I excitedly gasped, then stopped and hated my reacion. I said to someone it should have the subtitle "God fucks over God(who is literally me)"

Trying to get rich quick going up on stage and getting attention but ending up having to go up on stage doing stuff like acting like a chicken for laughs and an act where people standing to the sides of the stage shot fake guns at him he had to act like he dodges.

"Some guy" who basically had a super power and thought he was deep or something but basically has nothing outside of it so wasn't being given the win. I was trying to come up with some poetry but it was basically just "Fuck. Fuck me."

Had a lunchbox trophy thing that I thought was inert but a guy says I can open it, I did and chocolate oozed through it, I was enjoying when some faggot flicks a crumb into it, I get pissed off, a teacher goes past telling us off, I say sorry but I didn't mean it.

Had to make a video where some dudes were walking along while bobbing their heads to the beat of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQBC7ILDr0


A guy said something wondering about what the people outside the simulation think.

I said "It was the worst thing that ever happened to me" about that dream before I posted my dreams where Yukari went into a bathroom with another guy in front of me "and it got 100 times worse."

Guy going off with a box full of some things, it had an obsidian charm with a dragon and phoenix on it that I went over and took back, since I want to use a drill to destroy the phoenix bit. Noticed he also had keys, wondering if they were mine.

Guy with a big ape in power armour. It goes "ooh ooh ooh" which makes me laugh. He says "It's down to whoever gets the next kill, him or my ape."

Saw a femdom video with "soul" in the title with a girl watching TV and a guy acting like a footrest in front of her being treated like he has no soul.

Wc3 custom map RPG there was a couple of dudes farming and a bunch of other people off the end of the map, and just one enemy had to be killed make the game end though everyone was basically just farming. I was dota Wisp, I used my ultimate on a ally right next to me as a joke then killed the last enemy and ended the game, as some of the others got pissed off at me, I say something like "zzz my dreams are fucked "

Saw a post saying "you can still win if you can get the main character to stop acting like a bitch."

i want to fuck the dog
ogey rrrrrat
twoa.....

>>41201817
they do tend to be quite detailed, dont they? like overly specific. its never 'i want to fuck my husband in the amazon position', its always 'i want to share an aphrodisiac cocktail with my husband, consisting of Alarunian Pollen, Mantaciric, Black holst milk, and Neckbite. Then, I will fly him up to a lovehotel located in the highest quarter of the capital city, in which I will sit in bed with him, and we will kiss for 4 hours, starting to actually have sex as we do so after the first twenty minutes. Once we are done, we will drink more of the cocktail, and repeat until he is incubised. Then-' etc etc. Its not even like schedual dog autism, its just... obsession, really. not all succubi, obviously, but many.

I WANT TO FUCK THE DOG

I miss Azkibro and I want to fuck the dog

In a room, Yukari was beside me with a shelf/fountain of melted cheese in front of us, with Amaterasu on the other side, the two of them eating some.
Someone said "The Reimu Extra finally got unlocked" like a long-delayed release he had waited for.
There was a chimp called Albion, probably referring to Blake's. He was running along a road but was becoming extremely sluggish, someone offered him a cigarette and he started running at full speed. There was a time when someone offered him an ashtray with 50 days worth of used cigarettes and he grabbed and shoved them in his mouth.
Saw a picture of Flan along with text "The Devil" with a bat crest.
I had drawn a couple images of Yukari in a black dress. I lived in a shack in the Australian outback with an archwitch who was Yukari's mother, who looked just like her.
I drove down a road, over a bridge then turned left onto a downward slope quite desperately. A person driving up the slope parked to the side not wanting to get in my way. I was singing a song "Baby come back to me-e-e"

Someone was making Inmu edits of me, I happily encouraged it, saying that's real /jp/ culture.

Saw a youtube video emitting gold light by Maddox calling my dreams an apocalypse of spooks.
I made a video talking about myself.
Blacktan and his dog made a video calling me a faggot.
Saw a movie about Horus going around beating people up or shooting them with a laser.

In a thread. Someone posted a picture that had a four of a kind of guys fucking a girl, I thought their hair was slightly too short to be mine so I posted my own picture of four of a kind of guys fucking a girl.
Saw a post saying "God cucks God out of his most beloved girl"
In a classroom with others. Yukari comes over showing me a Hearthstone Rogue deck made for me that had 8 Saps in it.
Someone passed me a lunchbox sized TV, I looked at it and "Yukari Land" magically etches itself below the screen, then I excitedly gasped, then stopped and hated my reacion. I said to someone it should have the subtitle "God fucks over God(who is literally me)"
Trying to get rich quick going up on stage and getting attention but ending up having to go up on stage doing stuff like acting like a chicken for laughs and an act where people standing to the sides of the stage shot fake guns at him he had to act like he dodges.

"Some guy" who basically had a super power and thought he was deep or something but basically has nothing outside of it so wasn't being given the win. I was trying to come up with some poetry but it was basically just "fuck me"
I had a lunchbox trophy thing that I thought was inert but a guy says I can open it, I did and chocolate oozed through it, I was enjoyed it when some faggot flicks a crumb into it, I get pissed off, a teacher goes past telling us off, I say sorry but thought I didn't like saying sorry about it.
Had to make a video where some dudes were walking along while bobbing their heads to the beat of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQBC7ILDr0
In my dad's room, looked in a drawer where I saw he'd hid $1 coins, a few of them having Shrek on the heads side.
A guy on a road running around me a bunch of times with a cord like he's trapping me but I step outside the loop and say "you're already dead" then pull on it like an elastic band, letting go it goes and wraps over him. There was a class of people sitting around who gave raucous laughter, a little too hard, I asked "was it really that funny?" to a girl and Yukari next to her, Yukari had laughed hard, then said "as if I'd laugh at anything he says"
Saw with the threadwatcher I got a reply in my thread "Touhou Nightmare"
A guy said something wondering about what the people outside the simulation think.
I said "It was the worst thing that ever happened to me" about that dream before I posted my dreams where Yukari went into a bathroom with another guy in front of me "and it got 100 times worse."
Guy going off with a box full of some things, it had an obsidian charm with a dragon and phoenix on it that I went over and took back, since I want to use a drill to destroy the phoenix bit. Noticed he also had keys, wondering if they were mine.
Guy with a big ape in power armour. It goes "ooh ooh ooh" which makes me laugh. He says "It's down to whoever gets the next kill, him or my ape."
Saw a femdom video with "soul" in the title with a girl watching TV and a guy acting like a footrest in front of her being treated like he has no soul.
Wc3 custom map RPG there was a couple of dudes farming and a bunch of other people off the end of the map, and just one enemy had to be killed make the game end though everyone was basically just farming. I was dota Wisp, I used my ultimate on a ally right next to me as a joke then killed the last enemy and ended the game, as some of the others got pissed off at me, I say something like "..zzz my dreams are fucked

I want to fuck the dog

I want to fuck the dog

I want to fuck the dog

I want to fuck the dog

>>40938546
I want to fuck the dog

I want to fuck the dog

I want to fuck the dog