/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45929692
>Ange is so built
She's just fat lmao

I hate ange which means I want to stick my cock in-between her fat tits

>>45869251
ange's character is a fat emo girl with parental issues

she's literally a dime a dozen in any alt-girl circle, they're all like her

Ange only loves fat smega covered musky cocks, more than anything

I'm going to commission the most foul humiliating porn piece of ange because of you ange poster. What should it be about? Spiders tearing out chunks of her fatty flesh while they crawl into her vaginal cavity and lay their eggs in her womb? Ange getting kidnapped and having her arms and legs removed to become a fuck nugget for fat old men? So many options and all of them will be humiliating...

>>45714015
>validation
I'm just here to cum to the fat pig known as Ange Ushiromiya
>>45714069
Isn't that why she's perfect? She's such an awkward fat loser that's so brash that seeing her turn into a sobbing mess covered in thick globs of fat old man cum while it's being livestreamed is the hottest thing ever

>>45705941
The world of fantasy where ange gets to have baby making sex with fat smelly old men is much better than the real one anon plus it's hot

Ange is such a fat gross little piggy who deserves nothing but the most cruelest humiliating punishments known to man, Imagine the brooding standoffish brat ange being forced to sleep with one of the executives at her family's company if she still want's to keep receiving money. She would stare into his eyes with the force of a thousand atomic bombs wishing nothing but death and misery upon him but still let her fat cow tits hang out in the open to be leered at and played with by this fat old man

>>45705343
Give some examples of the horrors poor fat ange will face in her career as a pornstar

>>45703409
Please post more of ange fat butt...

Ange (always fat)

>>45460596
That's so mean!! It's ok Ange don't cry you're not fat, anon is just a bully

>>45460586
This Ange is too fat

Reminder that Ange is the only character who gets their own direct narrative perspective in the whole of Umineko.
All of the others are fiction within fiction and we have no idea what they really were like. Or if they even existed in many cases.
Ange is the fat beating heart of Umineko.
Massive.

>>45358394
>>45359997
>>45360015
Guys.
What if.
No wait.
What if
Seriously you think I’m going to talk about Rika or Satoko
But seriously what if
No listen.
What if
Fat Ange.

>>45185735
It's been widely accepted since the dawn of time (2009 /jp/) that Ange is fat and so is George
>>45185742
Stop it, I don't care what you're talking about, your style of posting is annoying, Sperg's style of posting is annoying too but at least he shuts the fuck up
>>45185759
A lot of people haven't read Ciconia but yes its probably dead forever, still not a bad idea to trick new people into reading it making them think phase 2 is coming out

age of VNs means nothing, more and more kids are growing up, make them read umineko and start posting here

I don't care about higurashi much but the same argument can be made there

we can just go back to talking about the stuff we used to talk about
>>45185795
it was fine during sotsugou's runtime, through I prefer it before then, I dropped sotsugou yet remained in these threads talking about umineko and such things, it was completely alive and well

I left /jp/ after vtubers fucked everything up, but I stayed on this general for a bit longer till the popularity poll, after that I quit because I got tired I guess

also, there is nothing wrong with ERPing, it's /jp/ culture after all, but seeing all the ERPers there makes me feel disgusted, was I and a few others the only one that had principles and didn't actually join the server? such things are depressing

>>45185666
For some reason, when I first read Umi, Ange's sprites seemed kind of fat. Maybe it was the width of the sprite compared to the height or something, but it seemed that if George was fat, so was she.
It's that or I was just going insane.

Why is Ange so fat and ugly?

>>44924453
Nice try Ange but nobody likes you, you fat fuck.

>>44283381
Fat George and plump Ange are canon in the OG art.

>>44105788
Yes, you are fat
Do you look like Ange or George?
>>44105667
Aren’t you just the same poster?

Bernkastel is fat...
FAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!
A FUCKING FAT CAT!
FATKASTEL!
AS FAT AS FATCHOULI!
AS FAT AS ANGE!
AS FAT AS OKAYU!
AS FAT AS RIKA'S HUGE BUTT!
FATERIKA CHUBBYKASTEL!

Ange. Fat.

I can either work on my automated trading system which will make me Krauss moon money or I can continue implementing my local models for converting any Ange image into her true fat form.
I think I’ll do the Ange work.