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>>40987144
>that and a lone Russian Kobold who still thinks the USSR is a thing

I want to bring her back home and help her adjust to life today!

>>40596598
>Self
Monk/Fighter, strong enough to punch a hole on even the hardest of walls can't repel the mamonos on my party when they try something with me because of fear I might hurt them
>Fox Sorcerer/Alchemist
Really smart, 6 tails, she's the oldest of all of us, she's really nice to me but she gets mean with the other girls when they try to do something to me for some reason, she constantly uses her tails to drag me into her tent when we set up camp, she says that "its because we might get ambushed so I want to protect you" but sometimes I hear a hint of jealousy in her voice... she also has some weird spells and potions, last night I woke up feeling really sluggish after I was dragged to her tent again.
>Kobold Duelist
She's a nice girl, loves headpats and always wants to cuddle with me even during a battle, she constantly fights with the fox and always protests against her taking me into her tent constantly.
>Banshee Healer/White mage
I always feel bad when she cries, even though most of the time she says its because of happiness, she tends to cry when the fox takes me into her tent, though its a mix between a cry of anger and sadness.
>Cheshire Jester
Her jokes make me laugh, she loves playing pranks on us but her favorite target is me until I snuggle her and she purrs. Sometimes she either materializes me out of the fox's tent and into hers or she materializes in-between both of us only to annoy the fox and cuddle with me.

I want to marry a German Shepherd Kobold or German Shepherd Cu Sith

>>39717303
>"come with me if you want to live!"
>"look lady, this aint the first time ive seen a monster try this sca-"
>terrariacalamityOST.univeral_collapse.wav
>"DRIVE NOW!"
>"uh oh."
>"what?"
>"my legs cant reach!"
>"then how did you drive here?!"
>"i dont kn-"
>anon was kidnapped by the fucker of human men
>kobold was consumed by the fucker of human men

I want a Kobold to lick my face and dry hump my legs

I want to be dry humped by a Kobold, Cu Sith, Werewolf, Hellhound, any kind of dog girl really

I want to be a pet human-husband for my pet kobold that I grew up with
I pray for the day she decides to rape and mindbreak me

>>38819477
Kobold, to give them the normal slots. If you want a pet with lots of slots, get a Mutant.

>>38670234
Yes, afterwards I'll give her lots of kisses and cuddles too
>>38670367
>Then get a Hellhound
But, I already have my lovely kobold. Since I got her when we were both young, we basically grew up together. Also it's not like I don't want to dom her as her master, it's just that sometimes I want her to take charge of me. It'll just switch back and forth

>>38535564
>Just adopt a Pit Bull kobold
I already have a pet Kobold you see.
And the pet Kobold that I have is the same one that I practically grew up with. We were raised side by side since my parents adopted her into the family when we were both still infants. Though we're similar in age, she somehow grew to be bigger than me as of the present day
Anyways, maybe the best course of action is just to be open with my feelings with her and tell her exactly what I want her to do to me.

I really want to marry my Kobold, but I want her to be the one to make all the moves.
Is it possible to train her to be more like a predator so that she'll one day rape me hellhound style?

>>38529984
>Anons parents went overboard on the idea of having pets that grow up with him
>He's got a fiesty terrier kobold always at his heels
> Aloof were cat that just so happens to always want to nap in whatever room he's in
>Neurotic lamia that spends most of her time coiled around anons arm for warmth and comfort
>Lovey dovey wererabbit that gets lonely when he's at school
>The familys umi Osho that was fourty by the time he was born

I want my Kobold to rape and mindbreak me into being her own. I want her to force me to forget our owner/pet relationship dynamic and reduce me to being her sole mating partner (husband)
We would produce an endless amount of pups.
It probably isn't normal to have these thoughts right? There must be something wrong with me as a Kobold owner. Please I hope that she will forgive me if she ever finds out

>>38507702
i want to be adopted instead but I wouldn't mind adopting a real mature kobold that is way older than me and way bigger than me as a kid

>>38399613
Step 3: reenforcement.
>Don't expect your wife to just give in after one round of you being the alpha, especially if you wife is a Hellhound. This will most likely take many attempts, but you must persevere. Eventually, your wife will get the message: you like being dominant. One day an attempt will be made to have sex with you where she isn't on top. She may ask for sex instead of assaulting you. She may lie on her back and spread her legs. She may beg. You must refuse her advance. Even if seeing your normally aggressive wife become as submissive as a kobold turns your dick to diamond, you have to turn her down. This may frustrate her, she may decide she doesn't care if you consent, and she may rape you, in which case go back to step one. Most likely she will be disappointed, wonder off to another room, and busy herself with a task or chore. After some time has passed, and you're sure she has calmed down, you find and assault her. In this way you are showing her that you are the one to initiate sex when you want it, not the other way around. You can loosen up on this rule later on if you like when your wife comes to you for sex, but it is important to deny her advances the first few times.

I want to bond with my little kobold girl and have her swell my big fat manly penis inside her tight little childish puppy cunny so i can't pull out, so we can breed like a couple of horny dogs all day long like she wanted!

>>38363968
Don't underestimate manul catgirls!
>>38364103
Good thing you specified Kobold, you wouldn't want to bite off more than you can chew.

>>38319857
If harem's on the table I'm staying away from hebis.
I think my ideal harem would be
>cow mommy, loves taking care of everyone and gentle femdom, but becomes putty in my hands the moment I show any dominance
>tomboy dog girl (heckhound or kobold is acceptable) likes vidya, and outdoors activities like hiking and camping, and rough sex
>shy yeti or bunyip for cuddles and more lazy activities, reading together, watching movies, playing board games, pure sub in bed, the "please be gentle" type
>gym bunny demon/succ/or really feminine alp, loves the attention from guys at the gym, also loves the mood it puts me in to watch all the guys staring at her, meaning getting aggressively dicked down when we get home, also motivates me to work out more "if you don't want them staring then you should come and make it clear that I belong to you!"

>>38059956
>Go to a mamono realm tournament to find a wife
>Lots of lizardmen, salamanders, minotaurs, even some kind of novel titty baphomet from the north
>Abs galore
>I'm wearing the minimal amount of armor recommended by the arena, a rusty hatchet and a barrel lid for a shield
>I know I won't last more than a match, so why bother
>Finally the tournament master calls me forward
>It's time to meet my match (wife)
>The crowds cheer as I step onto the hot dirt floor of the arena
>To my side I see the cumstains of the previous contestant, still fresh on the ground
>I smile knowing soon I will be ridden raw too
>The master announces who my match will be
>Floof
>A strange name for sure, but maybe it's an exotic breed
>As she steps forward my expectations are quickly shattered
>It's a kobold
>Not a particularly large one mind you, she barely reaches my chest
>She is wearing a chainmail microbikini and wielding a rusting shortsword
>The horns sound three times, signaling the start of the match
>Neither of us move
>After a few moments, she makes a tentative step forward
>I step a bit closer, hoping she'll go into a blood frenzy or something
>Finally we are a foot away from each other
>I make a lazy sweep of my hatchet, but she whines pathetically and I pull back
>She waves her sword a bit, but stops when I raise my shield
>The crowd is nearly silent at this point
>She glances to the sides, before speaking quietly
>"A-aren't you going to, you know, ravage me? Pin me to the floor like a mutt and use me like a cumdump?"
>"No..."
>"A-ah, ok..."
>I shuffle awkwardly in place, the arena now totally silent
>"Soo, you are just a kobold, no hellhound blood, or something like a berserker rage, or"
>"Sorry..."
>"That's fine"
>We lower our weapons as the tournament master approches us
>She pats our shoulders and thanks us for participating
>We walk together to the exit where she shakes our hands and thanks as again, giving us a friendly wave before going back to the games
>I know beyond the shadow of a doubt neither of us will be allowed to compete again
>We walk to the town inn together in silence and say our goodbyes
>I hear crying from the room next to mine for the entire night
If you anons ever want to find a wife in battle, make you aren't both bottoms

>>37675178
>Monster girl bazaar
>”Summon your own lilim kit for sale, promised to work”
>”Shoggoth for sale, totally not a dark slime”
>”Real baphomet’s tome for sale, skip all the learning and just plagiarize her spells”
>”Mindflayer tentacles for sale, have a harsh memory you wish to be rid of? Just stick it in your ear”
>”Real shog in jar for sale, just add semen and she’ll become big in no time”
>”Married holst milk, creamy and extra delicious because it was made with love”
>”Get molested by a tentacle, 30 gold for girls. 500 gold for guys and you have to take her home”
>”Hire your very own jinko bodyguard, guaranteed to not rape you and make you her husband. Only 1,000 gold for the dowry- I mean for her services”
>”Bapho bath water on sale, even has traces of cunny juice inside”
>”Cute boys needed, willing to pay handsomely, you only need to hop into the back of my carriage”
>”Dragon lottery! Buy a dragon and she could potentially have a giant hoard or be dirt poor, you can only win if you play”
>”Centaur riding lessons for free, just follow me down this dark barely horse sized alleyway and don’t turn around till I tell you”
>”Need a strong confident boytoy- I mean hero to explore the maze of the mino and lay her”
>”Cute and funny hagshires for hire, need a party livened up or your bedroom please buy one we’re desperate”
>”Domesticated hellhound for sale, 100% promise that she is a good girl and not just a charcoal covered kobold”
>”Cats for free, just totally normal cats, not secretly werecats that want to mooch off of you”
>”Real satyros wine for sale, not watered down at all”
>”Special deal on ushi-oni horn shavings, will give you the stamina of an ushi”
>”Apophis venom, highly illegal and very real, just stick your boss and she won’t be a problem anymore”

Having fun any playing around is fun and all, but make sure your Kobold gets plenty of rest afterwards, you don't want her to get too tired and worn out. She has to rest even though she wants to keep playing more, it's for her own good health.

I want to hold my kobold daughteru down and make out with her cunny!

>>35329308
>>35329348
I want to hug a Rata, but my Kobold keeps chasing them away. How do I get her to stop?

Do you feed your Kobold good enough food? You don't want her to start complaining that you always feed her the same boring stuff every time, do you?