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Cuddly sex with Noel

>>46982338
there is a timeline where Noel is a molested OL, I feel bad for this line of thinking and yet I can't stop

>>46982338
Noel? More like N-OL lmao

>>46981838
Noel should use her megane and ponytail more often, and so should Sakamata

I'm very horny at the fact she used Noel and Okayu in glasses for the thumbnail

Noel talks to Canans biggest whales it’s wrong

>>46981117
chloe, watame, okayu, noel, friend, lamy, aqua, korone... stacked indeed... I love big breasts!

>>46980544
Noel can be both idol and slut just fine, Matsuri just does it wrong.

>>46978351
noel

SHEBA's observational functions were halted upon entering Noel's space anyway so maybe that's also relevant.

>>46977960
Her twitter was public until she deleted it for good. It's why people know she went menhera during collab with Ayame, Marine, Noel, and Flare.

>>46976112
Sounds bogus when Noel gets noted for possibly being seen as a rank IV or VII depending on how she uses her blood.

>>46977754
Noel

>>46975723
She isn't Noel.

>>46976026
This statement? It's clearly a measure of power, it's just vague and not helpful since demonic and phantasmal beasts vary wildly. Pegasus is a phantasmal, the Questing Beast Arthur strugled against in Fragments was a demonic beast.
Also Roa was stated to have a lower Lifescale than Noel and Mash states he is a much more difficult opponent due to his mastery of magecraft.
So it's a lot more nuanced than some people want to think.

Vesper was graduated because he

>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora
>forced Sana to graduate
>wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats
>told Shiori it would be a good move to set boundaries with chat on her debut
>impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born

I care about all of noel except her tits, they disgust me

>>46972832
This should include Carmilla and Vlad, even if they rather not being called that. In other quote Mash says that Sheba categorise DA Noel as 人類の脅威, although that's rather about nature of Tsuki DA than powerlevel of the single one

>>46972760
Nah that was just Noel based on her amount of magical energy.

https://youtu.be/HLiTZqKK-Pk
You could probably have an entire hour compilation on Noel making this same joke

I hope that we get that Noel Kanade collab soon

>>46968025

Flare laughed about Rushia mfmf drama
Flare laughed about SuiseiSakuma drama
Flare snitched to Noel brother
Flare called Suisei Gentarou buntarou twink

>>46967894
There was just Polka and Noel? And Fbk wanted to watch this Silent Hill thing

>Noel is talking about Subaru again
Ahijo…
>leaking her mengen content