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8110485 No.8110485[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Now is the perfect time to post dicks.

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8110488

It's not gay because it's censored...!!

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Yes.

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/jp/ in his room

>> No.8110513,1 [INTERNAL] 

,


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8110356 No.8110356 [Reply] [Original]

"site should be much faster" my anus!

>> No.8110359

You're not alone ;_;

>> No.8110359,1 [INTERNAL] 

nasu ym


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8108956 No.8108956 [Reply] [Original]

Why are you still here? We are all waiting for you at Balamb Garden.

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8109013

>>8109008

Fuck you.

>> No.8109085

>>8108964
If you think that, then you haven't understood the story.

>> No.8110563

delete this shit dude.

>> No.8110582

I prefer Quistis.

>> No.8110582,1 [INTERNAL] 

i have not yet time for this


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8108747 No.8108747 [Reply] [Original]

What does autism feel like?

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>> No.8108908

>>8108895
>not treat it as anything special
True of so very many disorders...

>> No.8108919

>>8108895
It would help if people stopped using aspergers as an excuse for other things, but I don't think that's happening any time soon.

>> No.8108928

guys, I can't help but look away when someones looking at me.
even when I play video games and eroge, or watch movies I do the same thing when the character is looking at the camera

>> No.8108935

>>8108895
I can tell you have autism because you typed a wall of text in response to a shitty thread.

>> No.8108935,1 [INTERNAL] 

following the September 11, 2001


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8108497 No.8108497 [Reply] [Original]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOZU-PII

>> No.8108512

>>8108497
I dare you to remember you mother's birthday date.

>> No.8108541

>>8108512
I only remember this one because she shares it with me.
'twas fate that I would have to post this once every year.

>> No.8108541,1 [INTERNAL] 

i have time for this also


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8108347 No.8108347[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

When was the last time you sucked a dick and actually enjoyed it?

Can you even remember anymore?

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>>8108348

>> No.8108369

What is with your strange fixation of sucking dicks?

Isn't it too lewd for the little girl that you are?

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>>8108361
What maid?

>> No.8108373

>>8108361
Tip: the "maid" is global.

>> No.8108373,1 [INTERNAL] 

,


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8107097 No.8107097 [Reply] [Original]

What the hell is wrong with their outfits? Who the hell wears clothes like that? Why do their vests only come halfway down their waists? Why are their skirts so high? Or are their shirts too long? Even if they tucked them in they would still hang out beneath their skirts. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

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>>8108631
I like the Hidamari Sketch uniforms.

>> No.8108705

I use to watch shows just because i liked how the uniforms looked... Then again they are my fetish, so whatever...

>> No.8108729

unrealistic school uniforms have been one of the things I loved about anime since I was young.

The real things were so boring growing up.

>> No.8108952

>>8107149
my sister dresses like that... she doesn't even go to a school that requires uniforms

>> No.8108952,1 [INTERNAL] 

i have time for this


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8107191 No.8107191 [Reply] [Original]

So I've been playing Cross Channel lately and I think it's a great game. It's basically the Endless 8 of Haruhi but with a lot of sex. I feel that it's really well-written and has a lot of good characters. The ero scenes are also pretty hot.

Anyone else played it? If you haven't, you really should.

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>> No.8107230

MC was a dick, but Touko and Youko had great sex scenes.

>> No.8107231

>>8107225

Somehow I'm disappointed.

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8107248

>>8107230
What, you didn't like Kiri?

I guess the OP image was NWS even though it was all blurred out but this one shouldn't be at all. I'll spoiler it just in case I guess... Ah, she's perfect~

>> No.8107275

>>8107248
I liked her as a person (second only to Miki Miki), but her sex scenes were not to my tastes. She's just too M for me.
She's really sweet and innocent in dere mode though. I thought I was going to die.

>> No.8107275,1 [INTERNAL] 

it crime


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4754457 No.4754457 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original]

We've only explored .0001% of the universe.

That means that it's very possibly that a planet exists with 2D girls saving their virginity for /jp/ to find them.

Why are you wasting your time here when you could be looking through a telescope?

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>> No.4755945

>>4755924
>In physical cosmology, astronomy and celestial mechanics, dark energy is a hypothetical form of energy that permeates all of space and tends to increase the rate of expansion of the universe.

>> No.4755953

>>4755944
This response is implied. You do not need to state it.

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>>4755928

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>>4756015

>> No.4756020,1 [INTERNAL] 

i have not better job


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8098953

>>8098628
Mine too.

>> No.8098959

I want to fuck that horse's ass.

>> No.8098971

Breeding thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGOtOCBkwUY

>> No.8098971,1 [INTERNAL] 

working it 5 jobs

>> No.8098971,2 [INTERNAL] 

working it 5 jobs


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6471033 No.6471033 [Reply] [Original]

>EP8

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>my face when we find out that the whole incident was actually Battler pretending to be everyone. The strain of HOLDING ALL THESE PERSONALITIES causes him to faint.

>my face when we find out that in fact it was a fevered dream of Battler's in a hospital, surrounded by his family. Everything is fine. He sighs with relief...

>and then Dr. Beato walks in

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>>6471303
>mfw Dr. Beato

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I'm still waiting for this. FUCK YEAH GOHDA

>> No.6471491

>>6471303

>ahaha.wav

Suddenly everything is worth it.

>> No.6471491,1 [INTERNAL] 

all day it here


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>> No.8203595

>>8203577
Boy meets Boy~

A heartful love comedy!

>> No.8203599

>>8203577
>...Our eyes meet."
Confirmed for best scene in game.

>> No.8203625

How dreamy~

>> No.8203625,1 [INTERNAL] 

he it here all day
the cia man


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7595499 No.7595499 [Reply] [Original]

Did you ever kiss a little girl? How was it?

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>>7597724
Not a kiss, but...

I once had a Chinese girlfriend (long ago...)
Her two cousins were 11 and 13 at the time.

For some reason the 11 year old REALLY liked me right from the start.
She was totally cute and we played a lot of Playstation together, I burned her anime on DVD and shit like that. The sad thing is... apart from my incurable asian fetish, I kind of like little girls too and I absolutely adore cute feet...

So one day when we layed on my gf's bed and played vidya, she was in her pyjamas and suddenly she put her little feet on my lap while she was playing Need for Speed. Being a racing game, it was really distracting for her, so I slowly put my hand near her toes "accidentally" touching them. I left my hands there for a good while and after I thought she wouldn't mind, I started to play with her toes. All of a sudden her head turned to me and she looked at me strangely...

All I thought was: "Oh shit... NOW I'M FUCKED! She's gonna jump up from the bed, run downstairs screaming, my gf will break up with me, the family will sue me or some shit".

But surprisingly she smiled at me. :D
It only lasted for an hour or two, but on that day, we alternated at Need for Speed, and everytime it was her turn to play, I gently massaged her little soles and let me tell you it was the most awesome day of my life!!!

>And yes, I would have loved to suck on her toes and stuff, but hey... I'm happy with what I got.

>> No.7597802,1 [INTERNAL] 

still it is here

>> No.7597802,2 [INTERNAL] 

its not crime

>> No.7597802,3 [INTERNAL] 

become, it patron

>> No.7597802,4 [INTERNAL] 

give it money?


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>> No.7598884

It needs mustard and a cold Pepsi.

>> No.7598898

>>7598840
You're missing out man.

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>>7598836

>> No.7598934

>>7598857

I'm not jewish I just don't like meat except for seafood. Only good meat comes from the water.

>> No.7598934,1 [INTERNAL] 

it hotodg now


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7598708 No.7598708 [Reply] [Original]

Eh? H-How about it?

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>> No.7599584

>>7599578
you actually didn't, though. it takes 10 minutes to shave off the beard and most aren't fat on /jp/.

>> No.7599592

>>7599578
>>7599584
And about 20% are actually little girls trapped in a man's body.

>> No.7599692

Just today I was thinking about pretending to be a Touhou for somebody. Doing all the work to put together a very good high-grade trap cosplay and getting in character. We could go out to lunch or something.

But then, first, I could never pull it off, and second, that's whack crazy, so there it is.

>> No.7599707

>>7599692

That is pretty crazy. But not that crazy.

>> No.7599707,1 [INTERNAL] 

yuki?
ohh my


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Japanese Elf staring off into the distance.

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>> No.7593216

>>7592714
The journal has a marker in the 'book' next to an ability giving you a rough idea of what it does. It doesn't give you alerts like DBM / bigwigs does. It's something to look at before a fight to see what's up - which, if you're raiding - you should be doing anyway. It's zero use in fight.

Anyone raiding has a boss mod and knows all this stuff in advance, the journal is no use to them. Anyone not raiding is doing pvp where the journal is no use, or dungeons - and if you're complaining about dungeon difficulty you may as well complain that lvl 20 quest zones are. True, but who cares?

>> No.7593304

everyone except the people doing hour zero testing on the ptr and world first attempts on the final end bosses already had deadly boss mod and probably watched videos of how it's done. gms even gave raiders hints about boss abilities in the past regularly. the original top guilds which actually killed stuff in vanilla has blizzard developers and staff in them feeding them strategies.

saying blizzard made alerts are making it too simple is beyond stupid at that point in the game. if anything they should just be in the game already since everyone is forced to use deadly boss mod. how "elite" are you for downloading an addon that does exactly the same.

>> No.7593304,1 [INTERNAL] 

my sign on my heil

>> No.7593304,2 [INTERNAL] 

i am going to, force you

>> No.7593304,3 [INTERNAL] 

wrong
that it race white power


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7595211 No.7595211 [Reply] [Original]

aya no uta

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>> No.7596781

>>7595211
That's kind of an insult, considering Saya is a horrible tentacle monster that eats cats for lunch.

>> No.7596816

>>7596781
Nothing wrong with eating cats.

>> No.7596914
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7596914

I'm feeling a sense of deja vu here.

>> No.7596914,1 [INTERNAL] 

in it last life, it stole all my thing

>> No.7596914,2 [INTERNAL] 

why it still in jail explanation


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7594963 No.7594963 [Reply] [Original]

Is this any good?

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>> No.7594995

I give it a 3 out of 10.

>> No.7594997

Fucking horrible. Only good for cheap laughs.

>> No.7595026

I thought it was pretty amusing, but I watched it before I saw the actual animay.

Also get out of /jp/ etc. etc.

>> No.7595026,1 [INTERNAL] 

,

>> No.7595026,2 [INTERNAL] 

my weak is BROWN


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7594246 No.7594246 [Reply] [Original]

ヘイFaggots、

私の名前はジョンです、と私はあなたのすべての1つ1つを嫌う。あなたのす
べては、愚かなお尻の写真を見てその日の毎秒を過ごす脂肪、遅滞、無静
物画です。あなたは世界で悪いすべてです。正直、これまでお客様の任意の
任意の猫を得ている？私は、私はそれがためにあなた自身の不安の人々の
楽しみを作る楽しみだと思うが、あなたはすべてのまったく新しいレベル
に連れて行く。これはFacebook上の画像にオフジャークよりも悪いです。

よそよそしくしない。ちょうどあなたのベストショットで私を襲った。私は
かなり完璧です。私はフットボールチームのキャプテン、そして私のバス
ケットボールチームのスターターだ。あなたは"裸の手描きの日本の人
々にオフジャック"以外に、どのようなスポーツをするのですか？私もス
トレートをもらう、と叩いてホットガールフレンドを（彼女は私を吹き飛
ばした。たわごとはSO現金だ）がある。あなただけのあなたたち自身を殺す
必要があるすべてのホモです。リスニングのおかげ。

PICは、関連：それは私と私の雌犬です

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>> No.7594409

>>7594393
Never change.

>> No.7594410

>Honestly, hitherto are you getting the optional cat of the optional customer?
I'm dying.

>> No.7594433

>>7594402
>>7594410
That is what it say:
ちょうどあなたのベストショットで私を襲った。
正直、これまでお客様の任意の任意の猫を得ている？

>> No.7594433,1 [INTERNAL] 

nasu

>> No.7594433,2 [INTERNAL] 

creator of all girl beauty


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7593729 No.7593729[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Seriously, guys...

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>> No.7593748

boku no pico: the live action

>> No.7593751

>>7593743

If that recent thread was any indication, he'll probably wind up masturbating repeatedly to this video.

>> No.7593754

>>7593743
I sure am glad I made money off people recording me swimming and doing stupid poses before I turned old and ugly.

>> No.7593754,1 [INTERNAL] 

,

>> No.7593754,2 [INTERNAL] 

because she paid