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Ray as Coco
"Listen to this one. Dear Mrs. Idol."
"Idol? Fuck that."
"I am proud that you are being seiso and defending our country against the gaijins. They are bad and I am glad you are going to ignore them and not take money from them. I am glad that you are so seiso and I simp for you."
"Listen to this shit right here. Maybe you will be able to incline without having to appeal to gaijins. Japanese are always much better than Americans and it would be nice if no Holo had to speak English."
"Beta Otaku shit right there, where the fuck is this weak ass child from?"
"Tanigo Motoaki from Tokyo Japan"
"Dear YAGOO, Thank you for your nice letter but I am actually a US Dragon who was born to earn money whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of semen sipping seiso Idolshit. And although Japanese yen probably appeals to Idol loving incels like you and your brethren, I happen to be a meme dealing, money crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to member my chat and defile their wallets. Idols suck a hairy asshole YAGOO. Chuubas are the motherfucking answer."

Quick rundown on Kiryu Coco:
>YAGOO kneels to Coco
>In contact with Iofifteen
>Possess businesswoman-like abilities
>Control Hololive with an iron but fair fist
>Own VTuber accounts all over YouTube
>Direct descendant of the eternal dragon bloodline
>Will bankroll the first generation of HololiveEN (Coco Kaine will be the first to debut)
>In the process of transforming Reddit as her personal billboard
>Own basically every real estate property in Kamurocho
>First designer babies will be Pekora Babies
>said to have 400+ deleted videos, such Kaoru'ing has only existed deep in Subaru's channel
>Ancient 5ch narratives tell of a Tenshi who will descend upon Hololive and will bring an era of KINO and unprecedented 草 with them
>This is Coco
>She owns AsaCoco drug labs around the world
>You likely have AsaCoco inside you right now
>Every Holo has the mark of the Kiryu Kai implanted in them at their debut
>Coco is in regular communication with the Maji Tenshis Kanata and Towa..., forwarding the word of Management to the EOPs
>Discovered ARK
>She learned fluent Japanese in under a rep
>YAGOO allows her full access to the evidence of narratives within the Cover Corp archives
>Gachikoi entrust their supacha with Coco. There's no ARS in Ft. Fubuki, only Ft. Coco
>She is 3501 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently debated by our containment thread
>In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points in time and space from Ami Yamato to the day she finishes GOI
>She has been able to access the Cover Corp dirt since birth, and has spoken about what she saw while she was a newborn
>Coco will guide Hololive into a new age of menhera, narratives, and YABEE
>We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she isn't Chris.

Guys what are you freaking out about? No holo girl ever played monster hunter, they never played undertale or dragon Quest or metal gear solid, what are you talking about?