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>bee me
>art academy student
>nude drawing session
>set up easel, sharpen pencils, take out butcher's paper
>fatass old woman walks in
>has to be at least 100 years old
>starts undressing
>as soon as she does, a terrifying stench engulfs the room
>smells like a mix of period blood, shit and wet dog
>try to measure her proportions with my pencil
>can't even focus with the smell
>heat lamps pointed on her probably start to heat her up or something
>whatever she was emanating it starts emanating faster with the heat
>literally starting to suffocate
>draw some /beg/ scribbles for around 10 minutes
>leave class

did this ever happen to you?

>> No.7047884

>>7047878
>did this ever happen to you?
No.

>> No.7047898

>>7047878
>bee me
>art academy student
ngmi

>> No.7047902

No but love me some granny gash I'd ask for her number hahaha

>> No.7047905

>>7047878
DRAW THE PUSSY WRINKLES SHINJI

>> No.7048002

>>7047878
Some thing ought never be seen. Some things ought never be smelled.

>> No.7048016

show the drawing I want to masturbate

>> No.7048025
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7048025

>>7048016
i threw them away because the paper somehow soaked in the stench (a detail i forgot to mention) and the drawings were horrible. I'd post something to compare them with but i never drew like that

>> No.7048028

>>7048025
You'll never be able to draw cute girls (or whatever the fuck you want to doodle nicely) if you can't draw a convincing image of a live necrotizing fat old lady.

>> No.7048034

>>7047878
>be me
>different art student
>figure study class
>Girl models are covered in body hair, or fat/old
>guy model is fit, lean, redheaded old guy with 5 inch soft cock, and the worst fucking haircut I've ever seen
Why do they always manage to find the strangest people for this shit?

>> No.7048039

How do the models behave are they horny or what

>> No.7048040

Nice larp faggot

>> No.7048045

>>7047878
>be me
>just a young dude
>at a workshop
>nude models are picked from the local strip club
>not too shabby, pretty fit

>> No.7048054

>>7048045
Lucky you. >:/

>> No.7048058

>>7048040
idk about your country (India) but academies aren't unusual here
>>7048039
mostly composed and silent. Tried to talk to one of them after the drawing sesh once and immediately regretted it, it felt rude
>>7048034
most naked people under strong lighting are strange as fuck thoe, even a very conventionally attractive girl we had as a model became monstrous as soon as she undressed kek thoe
can confirm massive cocks thoe
>>7048028
i can't indeed

>> No.7048232

>going to scam skul.
Let me guess. You live in Vancouver.

>> No.7048279

>>7047878
>did this ever happen to you?
no, when i did life drawing the models were all hot 19 year old girls with erect nipples

>> No.7048495

>>7047878
I have never smelled anything in my life in all my years of taking figure drawing classes. Are you sure you got some issue?

>> No.7048568

The models we had were always this thin yet muscular black guy and a pregnant lady with the best rack I've ever seen. They were both great, couldn't have asked for better models.

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>>7047878
Study the smell. Sniff the stench. Analyze the aroma.

>> No.7052891

>>7047878
kill the old

>> No.7052919

>>7048034
>Why do they always manage to find the strangest people for this shit?
What normal person wants to stand nude in front of strangers in a cold room for a few hours?