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>gym staff asked to leave my tablet in the locker because it's "making the gymgoers uncomfortable"
where the fuck am i supposed to life draw now, i literally just paid the sub to use the bike and draw

>> No.6980749

>>6980745
If it's planet fitness do yourself a favor and set the lunk alarm off before you cancel your membership.

>> No.6980762

>>6980745
life draw in more public areas like outdoor parks or malls.

>> No.6980782

draw somewhere without staff that people can complain to. You could also switch gyms until you find one that doesn't give a shit.

>> No.6980785

>>6980745
Did they mention you specifically can't draw? Try pencil and paper, digifag

>> No.6980795
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>>6980745
>Wear an oversized hoodie or coat
>Sneak your tablet in your waist band
>Sit behind the most anatomically correct woman in the gym
>Put your hoodie up, you don't want to distract her work out by standing out
>Pull your drawing hand inside of your jacket
>Take drawing pen out of butthole, where they least expect it
>Sneak glances while drawing inside of your jacket
It's just that easy

And if you get caught again
>Allow them to confiscate your tablet
>Apologize profusely
>Cry a little, let out a little pee
>When they let you go, sneak into shower
>Regurgitate the waterproof bag you swallowed before coming
>Pull out paper and charcoal from it
>Gesture draw dudes taking showers

>> No.6980809

>>6980785
yes it was for drawing specifically, other people watch stuff on their ipads and phones while doing cardio all the damn time

>> No.6980823

>>6980809
Find a new gym then. or try >>6980795

>> No.6980824

Have you tried an actual lifedrawing session?

>> No.6980829

Go to a body building gym. One that all the normies aviod because it's full of "meatheads".
They are far more likely to be bros about it.

>> No.6980838

>>6980745
you're not supposed to draw strangers without their permission bro

>> No.6980842
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6980842

>>6980745
are you the anon that draws that anime bara gay porn? Respect if so

>> No.6980899

>>6980745
Why are you so fucking retarded? Don't go to the gym to draw people you absolute turbo autist

>> No.6980961

>wtf I specifically paid the gym membership to sit on a bike and take photos of people, this is art, look it up
have you tried not being autistic

>> No.6980967

>>6980795
>the most anatomically correct woman in the gym
Fucking kek

>> No.6981006

>>6980795
>the most anatomically correct woman in the gym
lmao

>> No.6981012

>>6980745
do it in an actual public place like a park or something not creeping on people in the gym - they are indoors for a reason

>> No.6981098

>>6980745
Holy based and GMI both in drawing and fitness

>> No.6981101

>>6981098
>stationary bike
>fitness
lmao, op’s fat and you know it

>> No.6981112

>>6980745
draw in a sketchbook retard, less obvious + less intimidating. also dont draw people in the gym.

>> No.6981117

>>6980745
Think about how creepy it would be to see a rando eyeing you down while scratching away at his drawing tablet. The gym isn't a good place to draw from life. Try using pictures from the internet or going to a park.

>> No.6981130

>>6980745
>can't draw from memory
ngmi

>> No.6981187

>>6980745
Stop being a creep for once

>> No.6981272

>>6980745
The fat jew

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>> No.6981334

>>6981332
wtf I look like this and do this

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6981919

>>6981332
Kek'ed

>> No.6982210

>>6980795
>tfw drawin some ass
>suddenly remember i suck at ass anatomy
>stealthily pull out my vesalius anatomy from bag
>loud thumping as it hits the ground
>lunk alarm beeping
>sweating
>pull out my callipers anyway
>start comparing head to waist ratio in between smalltalk
>tell them its part of my job as personal trainer or some shit
>come back home with some hotties number and a drenched library book
>masturbate to gay porn for an hour with creep in the background
>suddenly feel a bulging lightness on head
>its time
>portal opens and i see vilppu
>we study proportions and he communicates telepathically further instructions for tomorrow
>could swear i saw a hitler moustache on him but too bright to tell
>wake up

anyway later virgins

>> No.6982382

>>6981332
>>6982210
beautiful posts.
/much love

>> No.6982864

>>6982382
You didnt have to write that yet you did, love you <3

>> No.6985091

>>6980745
Why would you do that OP? Are you a fucking asshole?!! You should have a pencil/paper/pen, at least and try to be more discreet, not an entire tablet. Also, you should attempt to to work out while you are there, too.

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6985167

does my shitty brachidios edit look fine?

>> No.6985378

>>6980762
>life draw in more public areas like outdoor parks or malls.
I'm a 33 years old man I will get arrested if I do that

>> No.6985380

>>6985378
You won't If you don't look suspicious

>> No.6985381

>>6980795
>>6982210
Hard kek

>> No.6985385

>>6985378
Just don't do it at a fucking gym and you are good to go.

>> No.6988003

>>6980745
are there actually socially retarded people that cant see how actively observing random strangers would make them uncomfortable and would deem oneself a creep?