/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

[Anonymous No.6851484]

Have any of you ever been to an art exhibition?

[Anonymous No.6851489]

>>6851484
>modern art

[Anonymous No.6851491]

>>6851484
Not a jewish one no

[Anonymous No.6851494]

>>6851484
What's gayer, your ass grazing his dick or your dick grazing his dick?

[Anonymous No.6851498]

>>6851484
>literally getting BBC'd whether you like it or not
Such a brave statement

[Anonymous No.6851499]

>>6851494
I'm a midget so my face would graze his dick

[Anonymous No.6851502]

>>6851494
I was about to say that ass grazing the dick is gayer, but then I realized there's actually a woman behind you.
I don't want to look at the black dude, so I want my dick to brush against the woman, even if it means putting my back against another guy's dick.

[Anonymous No.6851529]

>>6851484
Pure shit

[Anonymous No.6851557]

>>6851484
They did this 40 years ago you uneducated weebs. The same performance artist lady doing it again.

[Anonymous No.6851561]

>>6851557
>no fundies or practicing
>smear whatever shit you want on the wall
>your """art""" sells for millions
>only do a few exhibitions a year
How the FUCK do I get a modern artist job?

[Anonymous No.6851600]

>You MUST do this
>Actually nvm

[Anonymous No.6851679]

>>6851484
>Press ass against mans crotch. Gay
>Press dick against mans crotch. Gay
There's no winning this situation, it's the ultimate prank.
...Unless you chad you're way through by just pushing them out of the way, and calling them rude for blocking the entrance.

Anyway, modern art continues to prove itself shit, but continuing to be more about spectacle rather than talent/skill/beauty/meaning, or anything of substance.

[Anonymous No.6851721]

>>6851484
all you gotta do in this situation in bend forward do the woodcock shuffle and slap and tickle your way through

[Anonymous No.6851731]

>>6851561
she did the same thing in communist yugoslavia where the response was “fuck off, retard”, at one point all her exhibitions were in western europe because nobody in yugoslavia gave a shit, then she moved to usa and became the chief shaman of the globohomo

[Anonymous No.6851743]

>>6851484
Wow… me on the left…

[Anonymous No.6851757]

>>6851484
wow, really makes you think, that's crazy, wow, this is really starting conversations, wow, thanks modern art, wow

[Anonymous No.6851758]

>>6851484
coomkino

[Anonymous No.6851761]

>>6851758
What’s kino about Jewish miscegenation propaganda?

[Anonymous No.6851771]

>>6851731
>became the chief shaman of the globohomo

How though?

[Anonymous No.6851776]

>>6851484
Jesus fucking Christ, kikes didn't even try with this one.

[Anonymous No.6851789]

>>6851494
Is only gay if your balls touch thought, so I think it's worth it to make an old roasty hag seethe.

[Anonymous No.6851797]

>>6851731
>she did the same thing in communist yugoslavia where the response was “fuck off, retard”
based literal commies vs. fake woketard commies

[Anonymous No.6851804]

what happens if he gets a boner

[Anonymous No.6851809]

>>6851804
ever been to a supermarket?

[Anonymous No.6851810]

>>6851809
Those doors automatically open though.

[Anonymous No.6851822]

A True Story,believe it or not.

My feud with Robert Crumb.

I live in Jersey, and NYC is a short bus ride to Port Authority Bus Terminal. There was an exhibition of his work,and I went with a lady friend to see it. There was a camera crew setting up for Crumb's appearance, but we showed up early to look at everything. A print of his Mr Natural went for $1500,and it amazed me. But then he arrived and the fun started.

I am,or was then,a hulking guy 6'3" who tosses boxes around all night for a living with shoulder length blond hair and wearing a leather jacket,unconsciously portraying one of his own stereotypes unintentionally. He bustles past me,looks me up and down, and SNORTLES derisively at me,and storms past. I am like Fuck You Buckaroo who needs THAT shit? He went into his antics,ending with his typical Piggy Back Ride thing he does with amazonian women,and the camera was eating it up. Suddenly the camera turns to me and my friend, and asks us if we had a question for Mr. Crumb.

And I said >"Oh,no. Never disturb a genius in mid hump."

We made to leave,and suddenly the directress tried to have me sign a release so they can use it. I smiled,said No,just snip it. And saw Crumb scowling after me.

Years later I was at St Marks Place,sort of refereeing a loud argument two random denizens were having instead of an actual fight. I was trying to observe the confrontation and keeping it from escalating, when all three of us were noticing an elderly gentleman loudly berating me. It was Crumb, still sore from having to delete a good segue from his biography, making that section end abruptly. Once I realized who he was, I explained him to the other two,and told Crumb that there will be an inevitable Criterion collection version, and he can restore the scene with my blessing. He calmed down and we all went away.

I never saw the Criterion collection version, but I will eventually.

[Anonymous No.6851825]

Yes, I work for a public art gallery. I'm surrounded by exhibitions daily.

[Anonymous No.6851827]

>>6851822
amazing

[Anonymous No.6851830]

>>6851600
>gamer neck guy gets to be museum model
Theres hope for me bros

[Anonymous No.6851837]

>>6851484
Yes, multiple.
>>6851489
You have no clue what modern art is.
>>6851600
The squeezing between the two nude people is probably the most interesting part of an Abramovic exhibition.

[Anonymous No.6851840]

>>6851822
when did that happen? there is a criterion version of the 94 documentary Crumb.

[Anonymous No.6851851]

>>6851484
Does it stop being art if I also get naked?

[Anonymous No.6851879]

>>6851851
>go to museum
>see this
>strip naked too and stand beside one of them
>they have the discipline of an english royal guard so they don't seem to care nor call security
>eventually someone else strips naked and stands beside the other guy
>before long there is a hallway of naked people staring at each other at the entrance of the museum spilling over to the streets

[Anonymous No.6851883]

>>6851879
and i squeeze between them all. moan

[Anonymous No.6851901]

>>6851484
Loads, went to the Berthe Morisot one in London a few weeks ago.
>>6851491
Quite.

[Anonymous No.6851904]

>>6851484
isn't this kinda fatphobic?

[Anonymous No.6851911]

>>6851502
fag

[Anonymous No.6851916]

>>6851484
Why does it seem like all performance art is just getting naked in public?

[Anonymous No.6851942]

>>6851916

[Anonymous No.6852012]

>>6851840
The early 90s sounds about right. I was hanging out with a group of science fiction fans who I knew from attending conventions,and I went with a lady that I knew from there. For a time I was trying to paint a mural in a punk hole in the wall bar called the Aztec Lounge but gave up because the punks were drawing all over it before it was finished.

[Anonymous No.6852360]

I would volunteer to do this only on days when middle school fieldtrips are taking place

[Anonymous No.6852634]

>>6852360
>>6852360
I'll be your front, we'll do a double men door
Also I'm fat, so they'll have extra work to squeeze
Art is great!

[Anonymous No.6852723]

>>6851484
Based.

[Anonymous No.6853233]

jew it up

[Anonymous No.6853269]

>>6851484
I'll give the dude firm handshake on his dick and introduce myself, standing awkwardly in the middle of them. They can't out-autism me.

[Anonymous No.6853310]

>>6851822
How in the world did Crumb make a career out of being an incel?

[Anonymous No.6853311]

>>6851484
Take of your own clothes first and then squeeze between them. What are they going to do, say you can't be naked there?

[Anonymous No.6853331]

>>6851822
If they would have offered you 20 bucks, would you have said yes?

[Anonymous No.6853404]

Globo homo thread. I wont be surprised if janny tranny dont remove it.

[Anonymous No.6855394]

>>6851484
Interesting concept, and really makes you think which is the main objective of modern and abstract art.

Just to help the midwits understand: we see the duality between black and white, male and female, standing guard at the threshold of culture. The violoent contrast, which is the basis of art, is fascinating and provocative.

The visitor must acknowledge this duality if he wants to enter the museum and notice how he is turned toward the white woman; is it a sign of inherent racism, sexism or maybe homophobia? Even something which seems as insignificant raises questions and that is the aim of modern and abstract art in general, to question and subvert your expectations.

This is a great work in general, chapeau bas to the artist.

[Anonymous No.6855411]

>>6851484
Poisoned needle

[Anonymous No.6855943]

>>6851916
Its very easy to get a visceral reaction out of people doing it.
and thats why every hack goes to it first.

[Anonymous No.6859416]

>>6851484
Is this piece they made called the BBC cuckold experience
>woman get free admission

[Anonymous No.6860151]

>>6851499
So.. how much do you want to kill all those 5'9 zoomer retards that whine of being too short?

[Anonymous No.6860154]

>>6851837
This

[Anonymous No.6860156]

>>6851679
There is beauty and meaning you're still unable to see.

[Anonymous No.6860170]

I walk straight through.
Nobody says I have to shimmy through, I just have to get past them presumably without assaulting them, but they aren't bodyguards or anything, so they're not gonna stop me trying to bruteforce forward
if someone gets mad, consider that it's an intended part of the artform that people only think that they have to rub something against the dude's dick