/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

[Jordan Belfort No.6389514]

See those little black boxes? They are called tablets, people. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret about these tablets. They’re not gonna draw on themselves! Okay? Without you, they’re just worthless hunk of plastic. Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger. And in the case of the tablet pen, it’s up to each and every one of you, my highly trained /ic/KINGS, my killers. My killers who will not take no for an answer! My fucking warriors who’ll not put down the pen, until their client either buys or fucking dies!

[Jordan Belfort No.6389516]

Let me tell you something. There is no nobility in poverty. I’ve been a rich man, and I’ve been poor man. And I choose rich every fucking time. Cause, At least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo wearing a $2000 suit …and $40,000 gold fuckin’ watch!

[Jordan Belfort No.6389518]

Now, if anyone here thinks I’m superficial or materialistic. Go get a job at fucking McDonald’s, because that’s where you fucking belong!

[Jordan Belfort No.6389521]

But, before you depart this board full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the anon next to you, go on. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you’re pullin’ up to an anime study thread with your beat-up old fucking linework, and that person’s gonna post up on the same board as you with their brand new comission, of some beautiful fotm anime girl, whose got big voluptuous tits. And who will you be drawing? Some disgusting wildebeast with three days of razor-stubble on her sleeveless moo-moo, with a carload full of wonderbread from the fucking Price Club! That’s who you’re gonna be drawing.

[Jordan Belfort No.6389522]

So, you listen to me and you listen well. Are you behind, on your credit card bills? Good. Pick up the pen and start drawing. Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good. Pick up the pen and start drawing. Does your girlfriend think you’re a worthless fucking loser? Good. Pick up the pen and start drawing! I want you to deal with your problems, by becoming rich! All you have to do today …is pick up that pen, and draw the lines that I have taught you. And I’ll make you richer than the most powerful CEO of the United States of fucking America. I want you to go out there, and I want you to RAM commissions down your followers’ throats. Till they fucking choke on it till they choke on it and buy 100,000 anime bitches! That’s what I want you to do.

[Anonymous No.6389931]

Based. Fuck crabs, fuck broke\beg\gers, and most importantly, FUCK AI NIGGERS.

[Anonymous No.6390052]

>>6389931
Calling them niggers is very racist. The blacks I know who are into art irl are soulful. Only nervous white twinks with thick glasses and ugly ass beards are foaming in the mouth for ai shit

[Anonymous No.6390127]

>>6390052
>he doesn´t understand what is spiritual niggerism
>he doesn´t understand that spiritual niggerism is more than skin deep

Lurk more.

[Anonymous No.6390154]

>>6389514

[Anonymous No.6390157]

>>6390052
Ahem-ahem.

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[Anonymous No.6390233]

>>6389514
I'm touched :´)