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this board if instead of drawing it was minecraft

>should i make a pixckaxe or an axe first?
>reads guides for 10 hours straight
>watches fifty speedruns
>never even plays the game
"i want to make cool houses in minecraft but i dont know how!!!!"
>months pass

>> No.6385898

>>6385894
>I want to fight the ender dragon
>what do you mean I need to make a crafting table
>no but how do you kill the ender dragon?
>I don't want to go to the nether are you listening?

>> No.6385902

Is minecraft the most autistic game?

>> No.6385904

>how do I fish?
>I cast the lure then pull the lure but no matter how many times I do it I don't catch anything
>what bubbles?

>> No.6385910

>>6385894
>why aren't my houses like <famous minecraft builder>'s? i don't have talent
>i built 50000 dirt houses, why can't i build the eiffel tower yet??

>> No.6385912

>>6385894
I hate how right you are, OP. That post hurt. Especially the months pass part.

>> No.6385913

>>6385894
could i get a food analogy instead?

>> No.6385914

>>6385913
>Why do i need bread

>> No.6385925
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>>6385898
>>6385910

>> No.6385927

>>6385894
>he fell for the sprinting meme
oh no no no

>> No.6385931

>>6385894
>I never complete my games because I don't know how to craft anything
>Experimenting by trial-and-error? What's the point of trying to re-invent the wheel, when I can't even craft one?
>The basic crafting guides are /n00b/traps, you need to start with the advanced course from (insert minecraft youtuber here)
>I've downloaded 200 different crafting guides, but I never have time to read them
>Why am I stuck making the same basic recipes?

>> No.6385933

“i’m gonna make an epic tree house!”
“right after i grind fundies for 6 months”
>places wood block down and destroys it
>repeats twenty times a day
>6 months later
“why don’t i know how to build a tree house”

>> No.6385942

>>6385894
You're the same retard in the other threads whining about references and tutorials, aren't you?

>> No.6385952
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>>6385894
>"how do I make a pickaxe?"
>you need a crafting bench
>"how do I get that?"
>punch some trees to get wood
>"How do I punch?"
>the punch is usually a mouse button
>"That's too vague! How do I know I'm using a mouse?"
>wtf are you on PC?
>"yes"
>so you're using a mouse. i see you slapping the air. just move toward a tree.
>"slapping? i thought you said punching? you're confusing me!"
>oh my god just keep doing what you're doing and punch the tree
>"Nothing is happening."
>those are leaves. punch the trunk. oh fuck it, here. i'll give you wood. now open your inventory and--
>"only begs use the inventory faggot."
>who the fuck are you calling a faggot you literally cannot punch a tree.
>"I thought I was slapping?"
>I fucking hate you
>"omg why is /ic/ so full of crabs?"

>> No.6385953

>>6385910
Oh fugg is that a reference to practicing but not putting effort into getting better? Or is it something else or something similar?

>> No.6385954

>>6385902
It's grown men playing with virtual mega bloks

>> No.6385956

>>6385913
implying people on this board do anything but ingest appetite suppressors like coffee and cigs until they collapse at night.

>> No.6385958
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>> No.6385978

>>6385954
less autistic than grown man playing with real blocks

>> No.6385979

>>6385958
I like the boyfriend character, really sells it.

>> No.6385990

>My character keeps dying from starvation. plz help. I don't know what to do.
>no! I don't want to learn about cooking. I just want my character to stop starving. How hard is that to understand
>No I don't want to hit leafs. Are you listening. I die from starving
>I got a fishing pole but I still staved. Plz someone skilled tell me what to do.
>Everyone here sucks at Minecraft!

>> No.6386002

>>6385990
me but in real life.

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>>6385952
>>"slapping? i thought you said punching? you're confusing me!"
alright i laughed and then immediately got angry when i realized that this is exactly what ic is like.

>> No.6386021

>>6385894
>best block to do house?

>> No.6386027

>>6385894
I build a redstone machine that automatically makes houses. It can even replicate other users houses. Please donate to my patreon or cash-app to support the continued development.

>> No.6386030

>why aren’t the mods banning blatant griefers?
>wow this server is dead, i wonder why

>> No.6386033

>>6386030
Our minecraft staff has thrown us to the wolves, they do nothing.

>> No.6386036

>>6385958
To be fair that woman was a bitch, gatekeeping the fruits of the god-given talent of dogpetting like that

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