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this board if instead of drawing it was minecraft>should i make a pixckaxe or an axe first?>reads guides for 10 hours straight>watches fifty speedruns >never even plays the game"i want to make cool houses in minecraft but i dont know how!!!!">months pass
>>6385894>I want to fight the ender dragon>what do you mean I need to make a crafting table>no but how do you kill the ender dragon?>I don't want to go to the nether are you listening?
Is minecraft the most autistic game?
>how do I fish?>I cast the lure then pull the lure but no matter how many times I do it I don't catch anything>what bubbles?
>>6385894>why aren't my houses like <famous minecraft builder>'s? i don't have talent>i built 50000 dirt houses, why can't i build the eiffel tower yet??
>>6385894I hate how right you are, OP. That post hurt. Especially the months pass part.
>>6385894could i get a food analogy instead?
>>6385913>Why do i need bread
>>6385894>he fell for the sprinting memeoh no no no
>>6385894>I never complete my games because I don't know how to craft anything>Experimenting by trial-and-error? What's the point of trying to re-invent the wheel, when I can't even craft one?>The basic crafting guides are /n00b/traps, you need to start with the advanced course from (insert minecraft youtuber here)>I've downloaded 200 different crafting guides, but I never have time to read them>Why am I stuck making the same basic recipes?
“i’m gonna make an epic tree house!”“right after i grind fundies for 6 months”>places wood block down and destroys it >repeats twenty times a day>6 months later“why don’t i know how to build a tree house”
>>6385894You're the same retard in the other threads whining about references and tutorials, aren't you?
>>6385894>"how do I make a pickaxe?">you need a crafting bench>"how do I get that?">punch some trees to get wood>"How do I punch?">the punch is usually a mouse button>"That's too vague! How do I know I'm using a mouse?">wtf are you on PC?>"yes">so you're using a mouse. i see you slapping the air. just move toward a tree.>"slapping? i thought you said punching? you're confusing me!">oh my god just keep doing what you're doing and punch the tree>"Nothing is happening.">those are leaves. punch the trunk. oh fuck it, here. i'll give you wood. now open your inventory and-->"only begs use the inventory faggot.">who the fuck are you calling a faggot you literally cannot punch a tree.>"I thought I was slapping?">I fucking hate you>"omg why is /ic/ so full of crabs?"
>>6385910Oh fugg is that a reference to practicing but not putting effort into getting better? Or is it something else or something similar?
>>6385902It's grown men playing with virtual mega bloks
>>6385913implying people on this board do anything but ingest appetite suppressors like coffee and cigs until they collapse at night.
>>6385954less autistic than grown man playing with real blocks
>>6385958I like the boyfriend character, really sells it.
>My character keeps dying from starvation. plz help. I don't know what to do.>no! I don't want to learn about cooking. I just want my character to stop starving. How hard is that to understand>No I don't want to hit leafs. Are you listening. I die from starving>I got a fishing pole but I still staved. Plz someone skilled tell me what to do.>Everyone here sucks at Minecraft!
>>6385990me but in real life.
>>6385952>>"slapping? i thought you said punching? you're confusing me!"alright i laughed and then immediately got angry when i realized that this is exactly what ic is like.
>>6385894>best block to do house?
>>6385894I build a redstone machine that automatically makes houses. It can even replicate other users houses. Please donate to my patreon or cash-app to support the continued development.
>why aren’t the mods banning blatant griefers?>wow this server is dead, i wonder why
>>6386030Our minecraft staff has thrown us to the wolves, they do nothing.
>>6385958To be fair that woman was a bitch, gatekeeping the fruits of the god-given talent of dogpetting like that