/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

[Anonymous No.5105939]

>mom walks in

[Anonymous No.5105956]

>>5105939
Remember the golden rule. If your art is good nobody will give a shit what you draw.

It's only cringe if it's bad.

[Anonymous No.5105976]

>>5105956
That only works for tradchads.

[Anonymous No.5105983]

>>5105976
No it works no matter what.

Good art will be accepted, bad art won't. Be good and no one cares.

[Anonymous No.5105988]

>>5105939
>he drew the genitals before anything else
you deserved it

[Anonymous No.5106043]

>>5105976
Imagine being so shit at art that you have to base your whole identity on what tools you use.

[Anonymous No.5106058]

>>5105939
>>5105939
the few times I'm actually in the mood to horny draw are also the times my family wants to bug me. annoying as fuck.

[Anonymous No.5106610]

>>5105939
>"Sweetie, you drew the girl's asshole too high up. You're grounded."

[Anonymous No.5106765]

>>5105939
>>5106058
Lock your door. You're a grown man.

[Anonymous No.5106787]

my moms not part of my life

[Anonymous No.5106792]

>>5105939
"Oh sweetie, why can't you git gud like those other artists?"

[Anonymous No.5106803]

What if you walked in on your mom drawing it?

[Anonymous No.5106999]

>>5106765

I’m allowed to lock my door but my parents still sometimes get mad and say why I’m locking my door. When I was a kid at one point they removed my door knob and removed the whole door itself.

[Anonymous No.5107006]

>>5106999
Nice trips.

[Anonymous No.5107013]

>>5106765
If they were actual men they'd live by themselves.

[Anonymous No.5107021]

>>5106765
He lives with his mother so evidently not

[Anonymous No.5107281]

Listen here retards, the best way to explain yourself in this situation is to be a pretentious cunt about it. Back in 2016 my mom found one of my lewd sketches. When she asked me about it I claimed that the best way to learn how to draw humans is by drawing nudes with weird poses. Then I proceeded to show her a bunch of famous nude women drawings and sculptures and spout out all that good stuff about "capturing the beauty of the human body". I also pointed out how women are a lot more fun to draw compared to men given how many different body types and proportions women can have, example breasts, hair, hips and legs. In the end she congratulated me for "having the courage" to draw such things.

[Anonymous No.5107426]

>>5107281
You should become a politician not a painter... oh no wait wait!

[Anonymous No.5107516]

>>5106999
stop drawing coom you gross weeabo

[Anonymous No.5107784]

Tame compared to my inflation bdsm gangbang cub commissions, not to mention mutilations.

[Anonymous No.5107837]

>>5107013
>Kicking your 18 year olds out of the house to either get in debt with Mr. Goldstein at college or Mr. Chang at an apartment is something to be proud of
What the fuck is wrong with you, guys?

[Anonymous No.5107848]

>>5106999
You aren't a grown man then.

[Anonymous No.5107871]

My dad walked in while i was drawing shitty anime booba, he was silent for a few hours till he came back saying if i want to be a professional and he would pay for painting lessons, i love you dad

[Anonymous No.5107974]

>>5107837
you see being manly is when you intentionally make your life shittier just because strangers online told you to

[Anonymous No.5108065]

>>5107871
i love him too

[Anonymous No.5108067]

>>5106999
fucking hell anon I'm in the same situation. Why are people like this?

[Anonymous No.5108416]

>>5107426
Kek

[Anonymous No.5108418]

>>5108416
Ohh lol now I get the joke

[Anonymous No.5108432]

>>5107871
I wonder if he was thinking
>This kid is ngmi unless I intervene and have him take lessons.

[Anonymous No.5108647]

>>5105939

[Anonymous No.5108651]

>>5107871
mine didnt know i drew for years and just wanted me to pay a portion of rent even if it meant wageslaving for my entire life

[Anonymous No.5108763]

why do people ever unironically have their room arranged so that the monitor faces the door?
The back of your monitor should face the door, then you can easily alt tab.

It's like you aren't deeply ashamed of what you do or something

[Anonymous No.5108764]

>>5108647
kek

[Anonymous No.5108783]

>>5106765
It's not about being walked in on, it's about constantly getting interrupted over trivial bullshit like them wanting to show me some meme they found off ifunny or whatever.

[Anonymous No.5108793]

>>5108763
>he isn't a monitor-facing-sideways-from-the-doorchad so that they can't see enough to know what your doing but enough to keep em guessing

[Anonymous No.5108797]

>>5108793
Do you also enjoy the thrill of exhibitionism?

[Anonymous No.5108802]

>>5108797
Only if it's to a cute girl on the subway.

[Anonymous No.5108878]

>>5105983
You could be KJG, but if you're drawing sonic inflation you're still gonna be called autistic and cringe.

[Anonymous No.5108886]

>>5107871
Your dad sounds like a cool dude

[Anonymous No.5109459]

>>5108065
KEK

>>5108432
We actually ended up taking the painting lessons together every weekend so for me i already made it

>>5108651
Oh man your dad sounds like an ass, i hope you can reconcile or just leave the guy as soon as you can

>>5108886
He was a closet weeb back in his days and i found out about it when we bonded over persona 3 when i was a kid

[Anonymous No.5109522]

>>5107426

[Anonymous No.5109887]

>hear someone coming
>press the alt+tab bind button on my stylus
>quickly shove the tablet away
>hide the stylus in my palm and give the intruder this look

[Anonymous No.5109895]

>>5106999
are you me? lmao my mom did this and I had to tell my dad it was cause i was looking at porn. They built this whole idea that I was isolating myself from the world. In actuality I just wanted to play games in peace.

[Anonymous No.5109924]

>>5105939
Stop drawing underdeveloped cunts like a like a fucking pedophile and give her a clit and hole ffs

[Anonymous No.5109937]

>>5109924
artistic freedom

[Anonymous No.5109975]

>>5108878
So? Normies never state their true feelings lest they be ostracized. It will still be accepted by people who have good taste.

[Anonymous No.5110022]

>>5109924
calm down nerd