Big think.

[Anonymous No.5054321]

Why is his dic so smoll and uncircumcised?

[Anonymous No.5054325]

Do americans really?

[Anonymous No.5054327]

>>5054321
in those times large dicks, asses etc. were considered grotesque.

[Anonymous No.5054345]

Test

[Anonymous No.5054349]

>>5054321
He's not black.

[Anonymous No.5054357]

>>5054327
This meme was debunked years ago.

[Anonymous No.5054359]

>>5054357
Shut up Illustard

[Anonymous No.5054362]

>>5054357
Was it? Sauce?

[Anonymous No.5054365]

>>5054357
no it wasnt

[Anonymous No.5054375]

>>5054359
>>5054362
>>5054365
Wh*tes be so fragile. Lmfao

[Anonymous No.5054376]

>>5054375
That statue is not white. Italians are not Aryan.

[Anonymous No.5054378]

>>5054321
During those times, large dicks were traits for foolishness, lust and ugliness. Statues of enemies, traitors and demons all got large dicks

[Anonymous No.5054382]

>>5054378
kek. who is this nigga?

[Anonymous No.5054384]

>>5054382
Priapus, a minor god of fertility and lust. Literally a joke side character during that era

[Anonymous No.5054397]

>>5054384
Did old Greeks hated coomers too? Based if so. I guess the time really is a flat circle.

[Anonymous No.5054400]

>>5054327
They also fucked twinks and wore dresses. They were pretty gay.

[Anonymous No.5054416]

>>5054400
reminder that Leonardo Da Vinci was nearly prosecuted for fucking a teenage male prostitute but there wasn't enough evidence, so they let him off.

[Anonymous No.5054430]

>>5054416
Is there evidence? Sounds like bs

[Anonymous No.5054439]

>>5054430
Prosti's name was Jacopo Saltarelli, google it. supposedly he made various drawings and paintings of that guy.

[Anonymous No.5054453]

>>5054378
Dont confuse the renaissance with the roman/greek era, the idea of big penis/erect penis being a trait of foolishness and barbarism is from that time.

I think there are two reasons for the size of his dick, the first and more likely, the renaissance was a time where humanity triwd to become like the romans, so they copied their statues and used their body proportions.

The second, this statue is enormous, and was made to be looked up upon, and not from the center front like this picture, you can see this by david's proportions. His head and shoulders are big compared to his frame, but from down below it looks ok, and optical illusion.

Finally, this statue was originally in a square front of a church, I dont think that they would like a biiiig ding dong

[Anonymous No.5054471]

The real question is
>Is David the oldest exemple of OC?

[Anonymous No.5054479]

>>5054397
Y'all ever just hang out and weigh your dick in public?

[Anonymous No.5054653]

>>5054471
no, it is just a fanart

[Anonymous No.5054674]

>>5054378

[Anonymous No.5054685]

>>5054321
Why does everyone think he has a small dick? In the cold or when nervous mine is like less than 2'' flaccid while 7'' erect. There is no correlation between flaccid and erect size. The question "why does he have small dick?" and the answer "large dicks were considered grotesque" both never made sense. Why would Michelangelo chizzle an erect penis on him in the first place? Most think it's supposed to be right before his battle with Goliath. That would completely change the meaning if he was aroused. It's a normal sized flaccid dick.

[Anonymous No.5054696]

>>5054685
u look like a baby when flaccid?

[Anonymous No.5054708]

>>5054400
false.
you're just an antisocial pervert who thinks comradery between males must imply sex

[Anonymous No.5054756]

>Draw cute grill with benis
>Every revision I go I end up making it bigger and bigger and bigger
>Ends in hyper hyper dick

[Anonymous No.5054926]

>>5054756
kys zomer ,are you stoopid? grills dont have benises

[Anonymous No.5054928]

>>5054439
sounds fake + gay

[Anonymous No.5055179]

>>5054708
>look, 4chan said it true
i'll be at the baths fucking a catamite if anyone needs me

[Anonymous No.5055184]

>>5054708
no i think the naked olive oil gay orgies imply sex

[Anonymous No.5055240]

>>5055184
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.5055242]

>>5054708
big cope.

[Anonymous No.5055301]

>>5054321
>uncircumcised
This is a valid argument, since David was Jewish.

[Anonymous No.5055311]

>>5055301
wasn't David the roman version of Hercules or am i buggin

[Anonymous No.5055338]

Because they didn't want you to focus on the dick so they played it down. They didn't imagine faggots like op would focus on it anyways.

[Anonymous No.5055347]

>>5055311
Nah he’s the dude that killed Goliath in the Bible and became king of the Jews. Statue is him holding the sling he uses to kill Goliath, contemplating the fight ahead.

[Anonymous No.5055393]

>>5055338
the sculptor Michaelangelo was gay.

[Anonymous No.5055408]

Smoll dicks are associated with youth and purity, and youth is associated with beauty. Lots of art from several hundred years ago portrays this.

[Anonymous No.5055410]

>>5055408
but then why give baby dick but not baby head?

[Anonymous No.5055421]

>>5055311
that's Sampson, the guy with the huge hair who destroyed armies with an ox's jawbone, got seduced by a thot who stole his hair, and then used every ounce of strength to destroy an enemy palace while imprisoned

[Anonymous No.5055427]

>>5055421
>got seduced by a thot who stole his hair