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Anonymous Sat Dec 7 23:07:32 2019 No.4245588 [Reply] [Original]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 23:07:58 2019 No.4245589 File: 120 KB, 477x502, ahahahhhaah.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4245588 IT GETS BETTER.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 23:14:53 2019 No.4245593 link?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 23:17:34 2019 No.4245594 What a fucking legend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 23:32:49 2019 No.4245606 >artworld stunned I was so shocked, my monocle fell into my champagne.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 7 23:48:00 2019 No.4245619 >>4245606 Your left monocle or the right one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 00:11:20 2019 No.4245643 "Datuna's snacking would have no impact on the piece's value because the banana was meant to be replaced as needed." lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 00:21:02 2019 No.4245652 Based beyond belief

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 00:25:01 2019 No.4245654 >that banana placed on the top of the composition >that tangent of the stem with the framing NGMI

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 00:31:35 2019 No.4245664 File: 7 KB, 240x210, 4894546547567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4245654 It's a rebellious message, but of course you wouldn't understand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 01:38:25 2019 No.4245708 >>4245619 >Only having one monocle. Leave poorfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 04:30:13 2019 No.4245832 >>4245593 https://twitter.com/VAJIAJIA/status/1203447362993217536

Anonymous Sun Dec 8 04:57:00 2019 No.4245846
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>>4245588
>a second banana duct-taped (...) sold for 120,000 burgeroos
>a third banana (...) expected to sell for 150,000 burgerbongs

the onion can't even keep up with reality itself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 05:52:25 2019 No.4245874 Neutron Bomb Miami when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 06:07:04 2019 No.4245887 >>4245588 Holy fucking based

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 06:59:42 2019 No.4245922 >>4245643 Can you copywrite an action? Would I have to pay royalties if my duct tape and banana ever get entangled and stick on a wall?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 07:27:15 2019 No.4245938 imagine how many people shopped in the supermarket where that banana was sold and passed the opportunity

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 08:34:55 2019 No.4245995 what fundies do I need to learn before I can tape a banana to a wall effectively?

Anonymous Sun Dec 8 08:41:09 2019 No.4245997
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>>4245588
We need to fix the art timeline.

Surrealism to Abstract Expressionism to Pop Art to Conceptual Art to Contemporary Post Modernism is now a dead end.

Surrealism to Abstract Expressionism to Pop Art to Illustration to Fetish Commissions is now the new western art timeline.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 08:52:05 2019 No.4246006 Nice publicity stunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 09:06:10 2019 No.4246027 >>4245588 I want to see this shit go to court because even as retarded as juries are, none are retarded enough to think a banana is worth 120,000 dollars.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 09:18:57 2019 No.4246046 >>4245588 >>4245589 I wish people would buy my bananas for $100k+

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 09:26:54 2019 No.4246055 Money launderers eternally btfo

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 09:58:13 2019 No.4246083 Based.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 10:00:09 2019 No.4246084 in reality this has to be some kind of money laundering thing right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 10:07:35 2019 No.4246088 >>4246084 They're making it super obvious. Nobody spends 120k on a damn banana.

Anonymous Sun Dec 8 10:36:04 2019 No.4246114

>>4246084
Could be anything really. I used to live in Miami and work around ultra high net individuals. You have to understand that for them 120k is chump change, it barely even registers. The reason it’s most likely not money laundering (which, don’t get me wrong, does happen often in the art world) is because whoever bought this would know that it would become a high profile story, and when you’re laundering money there’s really no reason to bring attention to yourself, especially when it’s just as easy to purchase a boring painting that no one would pay attention to for the same amount.

This is most likely some deal struck between the gallery, the artist, and the buyer for a mutually beneficial result of publicity for the artist and gallery and some kind of handout or favor for the buyer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 10:45:07 2019 No.4246124 >>4245997 you can't fix what ain't broken. The art market functions as money laundry like it's supposed to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 10:51:36 2019 No.4246133 >>4245997 >Surrealism to Abstract Expressionism to Pop Art to Illustration to Fetish Commissions is now the new western art timeline. based, embrace it and wallow in all its filthy glory

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 11:44:19 2019 No.4246187 >>4246124 >money laundry *Money laundering. Learn to type.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:44:25 2019 No.4246926 >>4245588 He gets his potassium and the art world gets assblasted. What else could you wish for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 16:49:13 2019 No.4248103 This is as cringe when that dude pretended to be surprised when somebody turned on the shredder of the painting mounted on a shredder he bought. Totally not staged.

Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:31:10 2019 No.4248161

I'm interested to know where art goes from here? There has to be a pushback art movement against this kind of stuff at some point, right? I mean I'll imagine things will keep going for another decade maybe, probably pushing even further into performative works, but after that I can't imagine what there is left to explore in that direction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 17:45:16 2019 No.4248185 >>4246006 This https://youtu.be/jp5B7llEGGQ This thread is just fake, dumb and pointless

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 20:44:57 2019 No.4248388 >>4245588 It's concept art, All you sell someone is the instructions and a certificate that says you can display it. They literally just put up a new banana.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 23:20:13 2019 No.4248539 >>4245995 Being born of a jewish woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 23:24:47 2019 No.4248548 >>4248103 bansky is the shittiest and most overrated 'counterculture' """"street""" """"""artist""""" that exists

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 05:02:36 2019 No.4248848

>>4245846

This whole thing really makes me want to put my Artistic Terrorism idea into action. Bombing galleries, filling high-society shindigs with nerve gas, organizing an avant garde concert and once the audience is seated playing a 185 decibel tone, stampeding cattle through the Tate. That kind of thing.

It's really the only place art has left to go.

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 05:05:49 2019 No.4248853

>>4248548

Bansky exhausted my patience when he sold that painting of Parliament full of Chimps, which was rendered in a style and technique that Banksy has never done in his life. It was so obvious that he commissioned someone to do it and slapped his name on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 05:13:57 2019 No.4248860 That shit was obviously staged. However there was another guy who walked in and wrote "Epstein didn't kill himself " on the wall.

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 05:26:40 2019 No.4248871

>>4245997
The way I see it, art is the cultural artifacts and events that shape people and inform how they understand themselves. In modern western societies that role is played by pop- and indie, and recently memetic culture. Even something like keyboard cat is more of an artistic performance than a banana taped to a wall, since it's part of a living tradition of cultural artifacts that build upon and re-contextualize each other, rather than merely another piece of white noise in a sea of indifference.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 18:12:14 2019 No.4250016 >>4248848 >Bombing galleries, filling high-society shindigs with nerve gas Dude , just no Just ductape a apple and sell it for 400k

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 18:42:58 2019 No.4250074 Are rich fart-breathers the worst thing to happen to art?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 18:45:44 2019 No.4250078 blows my mind that nobody mentioned that after the banana was eaten somebody came up and wrote "epstein didn't kill himself" on the wall

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 01:26:53 2019 No.4250542 File: 261 KB, 1000x1000, EB71F1B2-C7E1-4D0F-B993-C022D03A2D13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] posting again cause no critique before and worked on it a little more. same pose different angle

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 01:36:42 2019 No.4250548 File: 992 KB, 1724x2450, 1560382334505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4245997 you need to shun commies first to kill the contemporary 2deep4u shit paints.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 01:48:56 2019 No.4250557 >>4250016 A poison Apple?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 00:00:43 2019 No.4252026 >>4248871 stealing this and passing it off as my own in my next crit

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 02:16:38 2019 No.4252161
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>>4248848
Burden began to work in performance art in the early 1970s. He made a series of controversial performances in which the idea of personal danger as artistic expression was central. His first significant performance work, Five Day Locker Piece (1971), was created for his master's thesis at the University of California, Irvine,[3] and involved his being locked in a locker for five days.[7]

His 1973 work 747 involved the artist firing several pistol shots directly at a Boeing 747 passenger jet plane while it took off from Los Angeles International Airport. The piece had a single witness, photographer Terry McDonnell, who filmed the act.[8]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 02:22:29 2019 No.4252163 >>4245606 i conquer! my wife's pearls were clutched like never before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 02:25:42 2019 No.4252166 >>4252161 A true terrartist would've used a sam missile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 02:36:38 2019 No.4252170 >>4248848 Follow your derams, inspiration is a flimsy lady.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 02:52:24 2019 No.4252184 Why is this even happening?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 08:23:23 2019 No.4252451 Guys, you misunderstand the whole thing Neither the banana nor the eating were supposed to be art, it was the world's reaction that is the art

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 09:04:43 2019 No.4252508 File: 20 KB, 570x456, il_570xN.1776358163_4tf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4245588 >richfags

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 09:05:04 2019 No.4252509 >>4252451 So maybe... the real art were the friends we made along the way?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 09:25:13 2019 No.4252541 >>4252509 the real art was inside you all along

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 09:27:03 2019 No.4252545
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>>4245997
there is nothing to fix

everything man makes where he puts his soul into can be considered art
people who restrict the art term do it to derive meaning outside of what they created since their creations lack soul

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 09:29:39 2019 No.4252549 >>4248539 Does having a jewish father work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 09:31:08 2019 No.4252551 >>4252161 what

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