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Anons im deeply deeply pondering aboout hiring hookers to do figure modeling. I am the type of dude whos friendly respectful and charming, a stud too who would treat any model in such a way that would make them comfortable in my workplace. I live alone, inherited my parents 5 bedroom house. Im so lonely and so fucking bored i need to spice shit up! Im not awkward and im fucking pretty dec at sketching. I need advice about hookers, pimps, what to be careful off. I live in a mid size city, nothing crazy, crazy enougj to see some hookers tho. Some look absolutely normal too. Should i justgive er and park my car and wait, roll up in a non stalker approach. Fuck id probably chat up some drunk girls and be straightforward and ask em. Lf advice from experience with hiring models, how much did u shell?

>> No.4112459

go ahead patrick bateman

>> No.4112460

>>4112459
also, pimps are not a thing anymore. use some app to negotiate with a woman you find interesting

>> No.4112462

>>4112458
this really is 4chan

just look for a figure drawing class, search online for an art school in your area they usually have classes or a community college etc

Sounds like you are bored as shit too, maybe go to a museum and draw some sculptures

>> No.4112463

>>4112460
Good call. I should find some ish online. But i like face to face more.its just easier to ingage

>> No.4112467

A model is probably cheaper
and if the hooker is cheaper, she'll be so hopped up on drugs that she won't be able to sit still for more than 5 seconds
she'll rob you and laugh at you

Just draw from photos, it's not worth the shit

>> No.4112469

>>4112467
Photos are trash. I wanna see live boobs and panties slip off her

>> No.4112470

If you don't want to fuck them then go to Craigslist or similar site and search for model advertisements, if there are none make one yourself. Models are gonna be cheaper and actually know how to hold a pose.

>> No.4112493

>>4112469
It’s not as great as you think it is. Just draw nudes from your head like everyone else. Beats having to hang out with a woman.

>> No.4112495

>>4112469
weirdo incel

>> No.4112498

>>4112495
>>4112493
How is that weird? She might like doing posses and maybe i can tie her up at the end for funnsies. Some girls go moust on that shit

>> No.4112505

>>4112498
dude you sound like a total incel
girls have no soul, they've fucked hundreds of men, some have even fucked over a thousand, especially if they're a whore. It's all completely boring to them, it's as dull as eating bread

>> No.4112520

>>4112505
Im not an incel i want to draw female nudes. Im content alone, its good. Ive never made the effort of dating anyone, im too busy working, studying, jerking off doesnt help either.

>> No.4112525

>>4112505
Ive lived with women all my life. Enough to know how fucked women are. Most of them are witches or have insane anxiety control issues. Not hatin on women and guys are worse. I hate men

>> No.4112532

>>4112458
soulless sex is going to be awful. especially when you're grossed out by the person the whole time. the most aesthetic and enjoyable parts of sex come with human connection. a rental friend would do more for you than a hooker ever could.

also, if you really have to cause you're a stubborn incel or whatever, just get a model. why you even need one in this day of age is suspect. there's tens of thousands of figure drawings online and i guarantee close to none of them used models. you just need an excuse.

>> No.4112541

>>4112532
Dont u find images make ur drawing flatter and it lacks shadow. The eye captures zillions more irl

>> No.4112557

>>4112541
realism is pointless except for study. even then it's still kinda dumb cause you'll never rely on models going forward.

>> No.4112560

>>4112532
How is it suspect? Explain. Its a win win. Unless i contract hiv or mumps. Agree hooker sex soulless

>> No.4112563

>>4112560
it's suspect cause you're making excuses for your incel brain. you don't need models, let alone hooker models. go to a life drawing class if you think you do. they are usually free and won't get you into trouble.

>> No.4112565

>>4112459
Check these digits

>> No.4112567

>>4112563
Look up incel definition.

>> No.4112752

Whores are drug addicts and drug addicts like to rob people so if you're gonna go that route only do it in a hotel room or something unless you want a bunch of niggers raiding your place the next night. That only adds to the cost as well so consider free alternatives like photographs. I think you're mostly wanting to use art as an excuse to bang a hooker though so do what you will.

>> No.4113072

>>4112458
You do know there are artist model guilds and agencies, that are probably cheaper than whores, correct? I've hired models off Model Mayhem for photoshoots for rock bands, and worked with them later for paintings for myself. I still chat with one, a lot of her work comes from posing for artists, one on one. (and she doesn't mind edgy work, just no straight up porn).
The most I've paid is $100 and lunch for a full day, and a full release from her. You could probably negotiate lower, depending on the model. Some of them might do it in exchange for a painting.
If you want to fuck a hooker, hire one. If you want a model, hire one - who won't rob you blind or come back later with her pimp/boyfriend and rob you.
(Ironically, I'd bet half of the models on model mayhem escort. I know a lot of the ones I worked with stripped off and on.)

>> No.4113076

ITT: Anons falling for yet another LARP

>> No.4113078

>>4112469
Oh, you're a virgin. Got it. Dude, if you're over 18 and can't get a woman naked, I don't know what to tell you. Go to a strip club? But stop pretending you're rich, or an artist. /pol would probably be a better forum to talk about how not to lose your virginity.

>> No.4113098

Hookers don't do that. They just want your money asap then fuck is the easiest way. Ask to a girl-friend or something like that. Girls are open to do that if is for art purpose I don't know why.

>> No.4113117

>>4113078
I grew up christian. I was a cucked goyim. No more. Viginity is the last i have left from my goyim self. Tbh im not searching to fuck

>> No.4113119

>>4113117
Yeah, we get it, you'd rather troll an art forum than get laid. It's 4chan, it's not exactly new here. You might want to try /pol or /b, you'd farm more (you)s there.

>> No.4113120

>>4113119
Lmao well shit

>> No.4114655

A well healthy type whore up front asks for 150 - 250 an hour. A street whore will fuck you (let you fuck them, w or w/o condom) around 100 (strictly bang bang cooom and then get t fug out before someone decides to pull a gun and rob you or a cop gets bored and comes to chat with you.). The good healthy whore you would actually want to usr for a model 7/10 or above probly wants 300 for entire hour/on clock.
Whores advertise $$/per hour, but what they mean is *per fuck* (really, per cum (you)) UP to an hour(lol) or as soon as you coom(doesn't matter if u came in 2 minutes by getting head/thinking you were going to go balls deep after that, the hour is over(she might try to get you off quickly, by give head and rubbing you off (dont let her do it, get her naked and start plowing asap) as in Oops i made you cum sorry gotta go now). They usually aren't the type to sit around and chat about shit or be your freind. They provide pussy and once done are already working on getting another customer's $. If you are looking for a model go look for a model. If you see a whore, do what she knows and fuck her. Otherwise you are a fucking Cop, crooked cop, serial killer, loser pervert dog fucker or retard faggot child molester. Act like a man who likes and pays for a pussy when he wants to, she'll respect that. If you see her more than once then you can bring up the modelling business, you will probably have to sweeten the deal by buying her drugs and alcohol and letting her addict bf sit there and get high.
Just a bit dangerous but a model would just be simpler.

>> No.4114764

>>4112458
You can literally hire a figure model. Just find out what your local university pays them and have them come to your house. Pay them more if you have to

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4115073

I've been meaning to ask, are all these threads LARPing or is America secretly/unsecretly a third-world hellhole?
>only do it in a hotel room or something unless you want a bunch of niggers raiding your place the next night
You think this guy's talking from experience? How do you even find these people?

>> No.4115455

>>4114764
why not just find a local life drawing drop in? but of course you will probably have to draw dudes too and unattractive people if you can't do that then get and education and job cause you will not make it