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4013534 No.4013534 [Reply] [Original]

>be me walking in the park looking for qts to draw
>see three people with art supplies
>ask “Hey you guys artists?”
>Alpha chad tall blonde art teacher says “oh I’m teaching a class you can sit in on it if you want”
>Show him pic related in my sketchbook
>”Oh it’s okay I already know how to draw”
>Chad visibly confused
Academic chad couldn’t handle my post-modern crab art

>> No.4013537

>>4013534
based and already made it

>> No.4013546

>>4013534
>Anon writes a blog about his fantasy episode.
Did this entire scene play out in your head while you were sitting on the bench?

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4013551

>>4013546
It would be really funny if OP went outside, scribbled on his sketchbook, took a photo, and wrote up a story about something that never happened. Actually, that thought might be more entertaining than that greentext that he wrote

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4013876

be me

>be tall blond fit art teacher
>tryina teach ngmis about gesture and composition
>what I first thought was a woman but turns out to be a man has been speaking to me quietly behind my back for idek how long
>I face the beta and offer him a seat with the class
>look down as his sketchbook
>full of the most exquisite and gorgeous post modern graphite work I've ever fucking seen
>mfw he is already a master

>> No.4013882

>>4013534
U sould have give him a USb with your art instead, say "it's digital contemporary masterpieces" While on USB there is actually StUXnet.

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Be me

>be art student
>be in art class outside
>sketch anime waifus to impress tall blond fit art teacher
>see a twink go up to senpai and mumble behind him
>chad art teacher finally faces this beta
>I catch a glimpse of the scribbles on the fags sketchbook
>art teacher is visibly awed and erect
>twink blushes and quickly walks away
>chad art teacher cancels class early
>said he had to "squeeze some paint onto a palette"
>he hasn't lost his erection ever since looking at that twink's fucking sketchbook
>mfw senpai never notices me