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I saw Andrew Loomis at a grocery store in Los Angeles 70 years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for a drawing or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen pencils in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the pencils and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pencil and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.3908341

literally our guy

>> No.3908344

>>3908330
what even lol

>> No.3908353

>>3908330
Scanners didn't exist 70 years ago

>> No.3908355

>>3908330
*chuckles*

>> No.3908356

>>3908353

How do you know that for sure when our government has black project weapons and aircraft 100 years ahead of public time?

>> No.3908375

>>3908353
really that's the first thing that came to mind?
OP is implying that he's a 80+ year old ic regular

>> No.3908402

>>3908375
I know they didn't exist because I was there back then

>> No.3909145

>>3908330
Is that a dream? Sounds like a dream. The last art related dream that I had I was being mentored by an old European painter. I did everything the way he wanted but would secrely do my own thing and paint porn/hentai using the skills that I got from him.

>> No.3909154

>>3908330
love this pasta but never understood what the "oh, like you're doing now" meant

>> No.3909315

>>3909154
>but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him
>"oh, like you're doing now"

Pasta is implying the celebrity read his mind

>> No.3909317

>>3909315
oh shit makes so much sense now thanks

>> No.3909351

>>3909315
I'm pretty sure that entire part is said by the protagonist to the celebrity, not just " I told him how cool it was to meet him in person"

>> No.3909767
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3909767

>>3908330
>On my way to Michaels to buy art supplies.
>This fucker blocks my path

Curse you, Loomis!

>> No.3909798

>>3908330
lol what am I reading

>> No.3909903

>>3908344
>>3909798
newfag roasties