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>parents found my twitter

>> No.3844342

>>3844336
so what. i show my parents my porn art all the time if they wanna see my artwork. they know what i do and do not care.

>> No.3844343

>>3844336
Deny everything.

>> No.3844346

>>3844336
post your dick and then report/blackmail them for looking at cp

>> No.3844348

set it to private? a thread DIED for this.

>> No.3844451

>>3844336
What's on there that makes you so scared.

>> No.3844496

>not using a alias
>not having a separate account for all your nsfw stuff
you deserved it

>> No.3844518

>>3844336
dumb kid

>> No.3844525

>>3844336
Maybe you shouldn't have drawn degenerate shit.

>> No.3844560

tell us your twitter. NOW

>> No.3844564

Pyw

>> No.3844807

>>3844336
bomb it and make another one

>> No.3844810
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3844810

>>3844342
>pic
kys

>>3844343
If it's not too late OP

>> No.3844978

>>3844336
Real chads tell everyone they draw smut.

>> No.3844984

>>3844336
Admit to it all, if your parents cannot accept who you truly are then they are not your real parents.

>> No.3844991
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3844991

>>3844984
>Admit to it all, if your parents cannot accept who you truly are then they are not your real parents.

>> No.3845128

>>3844336
Tell them you're making money with it

>> No.3845130

>>3844810
Shut up, showing your parents your own porn is based

>> No.3845136

>>3844336
Post porn of your parents

>> No.3845257

>>3844978
real chads have sex and dont need to look at smut.

>> No.3845456

real chads make porn of their parents and show it to them

>> No.3845468

>>3844346
Only good idea itt

>> No.3845546

>>3844342
pyw

>> No.3845664
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3845664

>parents find my twitter
>it’s the safe for work twitter
You’ll never find my porn, mom.

>> No.3845697

>>3844451
probably gay furryshit

>> No.3845719
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3845719

here have some quick bullshit.

>> No.3845724

>>3844451
Little girls

>> No.3845725

>>3845724
Hot

>> No.3845730

>>3845719
>>3845546
forgot to tag your post in.

>> No.3845795

>>3845724

Is that you, orangepeel?

>> No.3845891

>>3844346
>>3844564
Inb4 bbcchan

>> No.3846045
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3846045

>>3844336
>nobody finds my twitter

>> No.3846052

>>3844336
>My twitter is an fake name. Mostly naked elf girls.

>My mom texts me one day that they found the drawings i have been posting on the internet.

>ohh noo.jpeg

>they send me the link.
Turns out some autist is using my litteral irl name to shit out autistic sonic garbage.

>> No.3846053

>>3846052
Mind if we see one of those drawings of yours?

>> No.3846067

>>3845257
Loomis and frazetta called and said you are objectively wrong. they also asked me to call you a manlet.
Real men enjoy the transcended beauty of a woman in the work of art. grow a pair, manlet.

>> No.3846070

>>3845719
Just own up to up to it. Don't fuck around. You'll be happier to sit down, talk to them, and rip the bandage.

>> No.3846091
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3846091

>>3846053
I posted a few times on porn and alt thread before.

>> No.3846116

>>3846091
Nice, my elf is hotter.

>> No.3846154

>>3846116
>doesn't post his elf.

>> No.3846166

>>3846154
>>3846058

>> No.3846167

>>3844984
How the fuck does that work? If they don't accept my drawings, will that undo the fact that my dad nutted inside of my mom 20 years ago? Won't I fade out of existence?

>> No.3846170

>>3846167
You sure it was your dad?

>> No.3846317

>>3846070
i'm not that anon i'm the one who said i show my parents my porn work all the time if they ask to see what im doing or where i post and they dont give a shit.

>> No.3846331
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3846331

>>3844342
I wish i had a relationship with my folks like this.
They would just disown the shit out of my ass if they found out about the stuff I draw, rofl

>> No.3846333

>>3845724
oh
Rest in peace OP

>> No.3846334
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3846334

>>3844984

>> No.3846350

>>3846333
Those trips of truth.
Rip (OP)

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3846424

>>3844336
>tfw I have questionable things just laying around
>visitors would simply have to pick up any sheets and take a casual look
>there are questionable things on my easel which is only casually covered by a cloth
>absolute ataraxia about it
if someone finds it I would have no fucking idea how to explain it but yolo

>> No.3846439

>>3846166
>>3846154
Yeah sorry, I wanna stick my dick in the second elf more desu

>> No.3847156
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3847156

>”hey anon what are you drawing”
>”N-nothing mom, just trying a new software...”

>> No.3847160

>>3846424
>>3847156
You only live once, so just be honest.

>> No.3847168

>>3846439
That's OK, it was just a joke anyway

>> No.3847169
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3847169

>Caring about your parents opinion

Are you a minor or do you still live with them?

>> No.3847255
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3847255

>>3847160
>drawing girls during boring graphic design class
>oh you draw so well! can I see your sketchbook anon???
>aight, it's mostly figures heh
>3 girls flipping my sketchbook
>flip
>flip
>flip
>girl comments on the girls being "very buff"
>I say something about the Renaissance
>flip
>they get to the furry stuff
>faces subtly tinge with puzzlement
>one girl blurts "they're... very sexy"
>I jokingly feint embarrassment as I gently seize the sketchbook before they get to the monster porn I forgot I drew in the back pages

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3847271

>>3847255
>before they get to the monster porn I forgot I drew in the back pages


but seriously tho, post sum

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3847303

>>3847271
I'm in bed rn but I'm that nightmare waifu guy who posts the tall girl

Another older episode
>Zootopia had just come out and I was drawing a lot of sexy rabbits, not straight up porn but quite lewd
>waiting at the doctor and this little girl is talking super excitedly to her dad about Judy Hopps
>I'm like "I got this" and draw my best Judy Hopps on the sketchbook, I even pull out the small watercolor pans and waterbrushes to make it super appealing
>Right before they leave I approach the little girl and smile and hand her the page
>Her dad profusely thanks me for the drawing, girl is beaming with joy and skips off
>satisfied with myself for 5 seconds before horrific realization that I didn't check the back of that page

>> No.3847308

>>3844342

Post art.

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>>3847303
lel holy shit dude

>> No.3847319

>>3847303
Fucking lol.

>> No.3847335

>>3847308
Already did.
>>3845719

>> No.3847339
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3847339

>>3844336
>My father used to follow someone else's Instagram thinking it was mine.

>> No.3848107 [DELETED] 

>>3847168
AHAHAHAHAHAH what a great joke!!! AAHHAHAHAHA
OHHH MAN

woahh...
Get a load of this guy!!! EVERYONE LOOK!! aaaahhhhahahaha
WHAT A JOKE.. roflmao...
i'm telling this "JOKE" to my co workers today!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>*dies of laughter*

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3848116

>>3847303
Her smile and optimism gone forever.

>> No.3848135

>>3847303
wew

>> No.3848169

>>3847303
>the absolute state of lewd artists

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3848171

>>3847160
>You only live once
'So remember that you can't unring a bell!'

>> No.3848196

>>3844342
Can someone post that picture of a black weeb showing his furry porn to his mom?

>> No.3848197
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3848197

>>3847303
This was so close to being wholesome, dammit!

>> No.3848324

>>3848107
Wew

>> No.3848740

>>3846170
I'm just as autistic as he is, so I'm pretty sure he's my actual dad.

>> No.3849288

>>3844336
How in hell?

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3849342

>>3848107

>> No.3849349

>>3844336
I'll tell you what I told Nixon in the sixties.. Deny deny deny

>> No.3849373

>I have two separate online personas, one for normal stuff, one for lewds
>both have their own separate twitters, emails and portfolios are on different websites
>I act completely differently on each account (more honest on my NSFW one)
>I even try to make it so that they seem to have completely different interests, going as far as hiding some completely normal stuff from my friends and relatives that I that I´m open about on my NSFW account so that nobody can figure me out by comparing what I do IRL to my account
>I´ve even created two completely different artstyles for each account

I feel like the fucking Batman, if Batman was a manchild drawing extremely disgusting porn of game- and cartoon characters. Only two of my best friends know that I draw porn, but that´s all they know. If my parents asked I would be honest with them, I just prefer to not fuck up like OP, a fag to whom my heart goes out to.

>> No.3849381

>>3849373
Haha this is me, one for western style illustration and one for complete animu degeneracy.

>> No.3849433
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3849433

>>3849373
>>3849381
>account with monster porn
>other account with wholesome, non-sexual anthros
>guy asks why I draw monster porn so much
>I say I draw other stuff too, direct him to my nice acc
>"oh no, you're a furry :("

>> No.3849580

>set up twitter for lewds
>mother-in-law sends me an email a day later with the link and "is this you? it looks like your art"
>realize I must have stupidly put in my phone number and allowed people to find me with it
>sweatingman.jpg
>the jig is up, have to reply
>"yeah that's me, but I'd rather you didn't look because that's my account where I post adult fanart and commissions"
>no reply for days
>uh oh
>finally get a reply back
>"so what are we talking about, like mario with a boner?"
>we have a laugh about it at dinner a few weeks later
>she says she's just glad to know I'm getting work
>it's all okay
Honesty really is the best policy.

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3849625

>>3849580
Would have been a different story at the dinner table if you were drawing little girls.

>> No.3849630

>>3849625
Yes, if the events were different, the story would also have been different.

>> No.3849638

>>3849630
*whoosh*

>> No.3849641

>>3849630
I was mocking your comment
>Honesty really is the best policy
Because it certainly would not have been in that particular scenario rofl.

>> No.3849742

>>3849580
/ic/ wishes they could have as good as a relationship with their mothers.

>> No.3849753

>parents have interest in the art of their children
Yeah, sure... Must be a retarded family. Seriously, I never experienced a mother or father who really like the drawing of their own kids. Only saw it on old tv shows in the 90's, with some ugly pictures on the fridge.

>> No.3850568

>>3849753
I gifted a bunch of paintings and that's all my art knows about my work. My older brother really hates that I do art and will refuse to look or comment on it.

>> No.3850570

>>3850568
*my family knows

>> No.3850571

>>3850568
>My older brother really hates that I do art and will refuse to look or comment on it.

???

>> No.3850572

>>3850571
you should get a real job instead of doing this stupid shit etc etc

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3850942

>>3847255
>muscle girls

>> No.3851913

If you pay for your parents utilities, they don't care about how you feel about your nsfw work.

>> No.3852240

>>3845724
>parent emergency meeting
>Mary, what now?
>well at least he`s not a fag
don`t worry anon at least you wont kill your family

>> No.3852252

>>3849433
Hakoret?

>> No.3852393

>>3844336
I need help /ic/, I'll explain my case
>Be me
>Need to git gud fast
>manage to do about 2h a day with my current schedule, but steadily increasing each day
>Live with parents and older siblings
>Sister gives 2 shits about my art
>But my bro
>I always spend time with him, we have our 2 PC's right next to each other
>He can turn around at any time and check out what I'm drawing
>100% sure he'll bully me if I draw degenerate stuff or just stuff that's ¨out there¨
>Can't move PC to another room because he just starts stalking that room instead.
>Get uncomfortable every time I draw except when I'm home alone
>Losing out on like 5-6 Hours of precious grinding time a day

what do my friends

>> No.3852394

>>3852393
You need to turn 18 and move out, or just grow up and draw what you feel like drawing.

>> No.3852498

>>3852393
you don't want to get good, you want to draw porn
if you wanted to get good by drawing naked people you wouldn't have a problem telling your family that you have to draw naked people, even your grandma would understand that artists draw naked people to learn

>> No.3852500

>>3852393
Just let him find out. My brother knows and he even follows my blog

>> No.3853583
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3853583

>>3844336
>high school bullies found my super kawaii DA account and compares it to the work of their friend who openly trace videogame screenshots
It's not like I had an advantage since day one

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3855061

>>3848196

>> No.3855063

>>3855061
His give a fuck level: -1000%

>> No.3855065
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3855065

>>3855061
Fuck.

>> No.3855069

>>3855061
What's the sauce of his deviantart page, big female bellies are my fetish

>> No.3855629

>>3855061
>also here's a bowl of my own piss

>> No.3855644

>>3855061
At least the art of decent. If he invested in a scanner plus some photoshop treatment and a decent size picture it would look way better.

I mean, he should try drawing in a bigger piece of paper at minimum, because that's just sad.

Not giving a fuck about what people think is way different then not giving a fuck about how your work looks.

>> No.3855783

>>3852393
what >>3852498 said

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3857070

>>3852498
Implying that drawing porn is somehow antithetical to improving (or wanting to improve) your artistic skills. Implying you can´t get good at drawing porn.

Are you retarded? Or are you just pretending? He wants to improve at drawing porn and your solution for him is to not draw porn.