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[Anonymous No.3842502]

>All porn sites across the entire web will have to implement a new AgeID system by April 1st. According to reports, the system will be in effect to the degree that anyone who wants to view porn from the U.K., will either need to use a credit card, a a mobile SMS, a passport, a driver license, or purchase a voucher from a participating retailer. If you don’t use the AgeID system, you will be blocked from accessing the porn site(s).

>This might seem like some kind of dystopian joke, but sadly it’s real. The Sun is reporting that as part of the U.K.’s Digital Economy Act of 2017, the long-touted AgeID will come into play this spring. AgeID spokesman, James Clark, told The Sun

> “When a user first visits a site protected by AgeID, a landing page will appear with a prompt for the user to verify their age before they can access the site. Each website will create their own non-pornographic landing page for this purpose. It is a one-time verification. Once a user has age verified once, on ANY site protected by AgeID, they will then simply pass-through or login to any other site using AgeID without needing to re-verify.”

I gonna miss you guys...well some of you.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8565486/porn-uk-ban-unlock-card/

[Anonymous No.3842510]

This has to be an April fools joke

[Anonymous No.3842512]

>>3842502
OI MOITE, DO YOU HAVE A LOISENSE FO MASTOOBASHIUN N ALL DAT
(captcha: buses, buncha double decker buses imao)

[Anonymous No.3842514]

>>3842502
Good thing I have 6+ terabytes of organised porn stored locally. And if I ever need to expand my collection I'll just use a vpn, easy peasy lemon squeezy.

[Anonymous No.3842517]

>>3842510
But it’s not April yet, so it must be it out of season.

[Anonymous No.3842518]

>>3842512
Fucking kek
>>3842502
Can just ban UK ip ranges, most uk fags will start using a VPN anyway. NICE TRY QUEEN ELIZIBETH

[Anonymous No.3842522]

>>3842502
Does this affect sites like exhentai and sankaku? I can't imagine they're mainstream enough to be affected by this.

[Anonymous No.3842528]

OI M8 what if im not from the united kucks?

[Anonymous No.3842540]

>>3842502
What do they define as porn sites?
Plenty of places has porn or what people use as porn, that I can't see falling under their system.
But will it affect something as lowly as looking at full body nudes from photographic sets, is it film only?
What a load of crap.

[Anonymous No.3842541]

>>3842502
Download
everything.

DOWNLOAD
EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.3842565]

>>3842512
kek

[Anonymous No.3842573]

>tfw when turned 18 in October
>>3842541
Also this
Those disaster prep anons were right. It's just happening in a different way. Fucking stock pile your hentai before they start banning the sites based on region. I started a small collection of just my favorites a while ago but I'm gonna download every one I read now.

[Anonymous No.3842579]

Don't give a shit. I'm so anxious that after 3 days without masturbating i can literally cum while thinking about politics. Good luck faggots.

[Anonymous No.3842580]

>>3842573
Enjoy your ban buddy. This is a 18+ board.

[Anonymous No.3842586]

>>3842579
whos best party?

[Anonymous No.3842589]

>>3842541
>>3842573
Or you could just use tor / a vpn? This industry is about to experience a massive boom in the UK no doubt.

[Anonymous No.3842590]

>>3842514
how do you even choose porn to fap to?
I fap to like 5 videos totes, they've been the same for years
>fuzzamorous animation of snake lady blowing sniper rifle dude
>hooker french riviera #1
>that video of some girl deepthroating super smoothly,it's the first result on "girlfiriend deepthroat" on bing
>snugglepunksmfc blowjob for daddy
>some short haired girl doing ahegao I've seen on /gif/ I just look for her in the archive, can't remember the name she has a freakishly long tongue
>aria alexander videos in mhjhb
>that ugly chick deepthroat swallowing in a gloryhole that is insanely hot
>larkin love /ss/ cum in throat twice
that's it

[Anonymous No.3842596]

>>3842541
you wouldnt download a car

[Anonymous No.3842598]

>>3842590
>anon distills the entire internet into the 5 best porn vids
links

[Anonymous No.3842600]

>>3842573
HELP, MY 500GB ARE NOT ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.3842620]

Thank god I live in the land of the free

[Anonymous No.3842631]

>>3842586
Unironically "united states pirate party"

[Anonymous No.3842636]

>>3842590
is any of this even have any vaginal sex at all you freak

[Anonymous No.3842696]

>>3842598
preparing for a ban but here it is
https://pastebin.com/itLPhkLu

[Anonymous No.3842697]

>>3842636
no I exclusively get off to blowjobs

[Anonymous No.3842708]

>>3842590
>>3842696
wew

[Anonymous No.3842711]

>>3842696
>Aria Alexander
Based

[Anonymous No.3842715]

>>3842590
1.5 gigs are real-life and the other 4.5 gigs are anime-related. They're broken into different sections and (mostly) tagged like a library - characters, artists, thighhighs, absolute territory, spats, futa, trap, loli, omorashi etc. I just masturbate to what I feel like on any given day - jacked off to my toilet loli collection yesterday after holding off for a week.

[Anonymous No.3842717]

>>3842620
>gets shot

[Anonymous No.3842724]

>>3842711
honestly I feel bad about fappin to Aria Alexander because she's too fucking beautiful for porn
also looks like my ex

[Anonymous No.3842731]

>>3842502
Isn't this the same kind of shit south Koreans do to be able to play MMOs?

[Anonymous No.3842758]

>>3842731
Yeah but in Korea it's about not being allowed to stay anonymous on the web, so you need to tie your ID to everything.

Also UK wtf is going on in your shithole of a country, restricting pornography in the current anno domini. Actually unreal.

[Anonymous No.3842761]

>>3842502
shitposting aside this is pretty scary shit and it feels like a lot of Europe countries may be next on the 1984 cuck list. makes me want to move out of there for real.

[Anonymous No.3842762]

>>3842758
The UK government is not known for being in touch with reality.

[Anonymous No.3842782]

Does this mean americans will follow on this and implement ageid on their site too?

[Anonymous No.3842787]

>>3842782
It's likely. We need a new internet.

[Anonymous No.3842911]

>>3842761
1984?

[Anonymous No.3842942]

>>3842782
they can't even force people to submit ID to vote in many state
I doubt that they can do this

[Anonymous No.3842958]

>>3842514
>not having a vivid and immersive imagination that creates scenes of any girl you like, in any situation and in the first persons perspective.
What's the point of being an artist if you need porn to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.3842964]

>>3842958
I can quite easily masturbate to my imagination. However it's always nice to take a seat, open 4 randomized slideshows from the anus folder, spread them over two monitors and relax.

[Anonymous No.3842986]

>>3842590
all i need is the frog vore comic

[Anonymous No.3843064]

Friendly reminder that AgeID is owned and operated by PornHub.

This will give them exclusive access to a massive amount of data on UK porn consumers, a substantial competitive advantage.
Oh and it's not going to be free, so basically all of PornHub's competitors now have to pay them an annual tax to operate in the UK.

Not to mention the fact that consumers will be logged in to pornhub's system while viewing their competitors' websites, so if they want to they can slurp up that data too.

Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.3843077]

>>3843064
Ooo love the shameless corruption

[Anonymous No.3843155]

>Ban online porn
>Frolic with gays in public IRL

Makes perfect sense

[Anonymous No.3843171]

>>3842510
No, this is just the sad reality of the UK.

[Anonymous No.3843193]

>>3842911
I was referencing the George Orwell novel. Thought police and all that.

[Anonymous No.3843209]

>>3843064
Looks like, they really want to become the hub of porn on the internet.

[Anonymous No.3843332]

>>3842782
In all likelihood given 7-14 years I would not be surprised to see porn aggressively age gated. First its gonna be removing porn from major social media sites and then its gonna be credit card processors and advertisers refusing to do business with sites hosting pornographic content (like Patreon and Paypal) so porn becomes difficult to monetize effectively. So when you can't get porn through sites that are open to minors porn ends up completely shunted onto porn specific sites, and big players like Pornhub >>3843064 will push for legislation that only they can afford to comply with. This will be championed by religious groups, feminists and the growing number of men extolling things like being porn free, no fap etc.

This will probably lead to more pervy but technically non-porn content aimed at teens.

[Anonymous No.3843338]

>>3843332
>This will probably lead to more pervy but technically non-porn content aimed at teens.
Oracle tier opinion.
We do need crypto coin normalisation though so we can finally sort out the payment shit and ditch middlemen once and for all.

[Anonymous No.3843340]

>>3843332
>This will probably lead to more pervy but technically non-porn content aimed at teens
my fetish

[Anonymous No.3843352]

>>3843064
>>3843332
Hate to be the crypto guy but it would literally invalidate the networks pornhub management had with elites. Just by changing the payment processor to something beyond any countries laws and being intelligent about your cdn to hide source servers, your beyond any countries laws. This will be a basic skill in 5-10 years.

[Anonymous No.3843356]

>>3843332
a new era of pin-ups? i'm okay with that. i always thought it had more appeal than porn itself

[Anonymous No.3843399]

>>3843356
>>3843340
>>3843338
A new era of pinups, potentially yes. AgeID won't be a problem for adults, the *only* people complaining are teenagers. Many will try stealing IDs or memorizing their parent's ID info so expect some ID fraud as well. More VPNs unless those get cracked down on (sites could try blocking them, they aren't completely fool proof). Crypto can help keep sites active but it may not necessarily be of use to teens if they don't have money to convert. I'm honestly not upset about teens having a hard time accessing porn (don't consume it or make money from it) and am interested in seeing what the sociological effects are, if any. Do they end up with different types of fetishes and expectations of sex?

[Anonymous No.3843406]

>>3843399
The main issue is a UK government mandate funneling money into a US corp Pronhub. Who cares about the teens, gaurenteed no government or tech could stop them from getting their hands on it.

[Anonymous No.3843420]

>>3843399
>am interested in seeing what the sociological effects are, if any
>>>/wsg/2713380

[Anonymous No.3843955]

Hm. Not living in England, but I recently deleted hundreds of gigs of porn to pursue nofap and try to give up porn entirely.
I wonder if I'll come to regret the decision eventually.

[Anonymous No.3843989]

>>3843399
>am interested in seeing what the sociological effects are, if any
The majority are not going back to boomer-tier porn like pinups, vanilla, foreplay etc., they're more likely demand for even more devious content greater than before. Too much exposure was already made it impossible to people to go back, particularly millennials and zoomers ,which porn withdrawal will be more severe.
>but furry, torture, loli/shota and bdsm are already devious
Yes, but they're going the way of the boomer fetishes. Too boring and bland.

[Anonymous No.3844011]

>>3842502
Sooo... no porn for 13 year olds? How awful

[Anonymous No.3844515]

>>3844011
>think of the children
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.3844526]

Honestly porn should just be banned, there's nothing positive about it.

[Anonymous No.3844533]

>>3844526
You should be banned.

[Anonymous No.3844536]

>>3842502
just curious, what about sites like Twitter where there's a shitton of porn but it's a technically sfw site? do you need a loicense fo twi'er?

[Anonymous No.3844538]

This is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.3844541]

>>3844538
Of course it's not a good thing if you are porn addicted bugman neet with no social life, aka a 4chan user.

[Anonymous No.3844587]

>>3844538
>>3844541
Yet here you are.

[Anonymous No.3844597]

>>3844526
but what about erotica? you realize that not all explicit content is dumb porn right?

[Anonymous No.3844829]

>>3844526
this but just for jewish porn

[Anonymous No.3844839]

>>3842620
This needs posting more than ever

[Anonymous No.3844888]

>>3843989
Millenials won't be affected, they are adults, hell a ton of Zoomers are adults now too. There will be an age range of about 10 years of boys who grew up with porn lacking access to it suddenly but the younger ones won't have had the experience yet so we'd see how they get effected. Sexual mores don't just get progressively more open and accepting but oscillate between conservatism and openness so we can expect a return of prudishness at some point.

[Anonymous No.3844935]

>>3842620
What really gets me is that this post is 6 years old.

[Anonymous No.3844952]

>>3844888
>nothing will change for adults
Adults will need a loisense
You're putting your fetishes into a database so they can use them against you or maybe even jail you if they decide that an adult woman calling you daddy is illegal

[Anonymous No.3844955]

>>3844952
>so they can use them against you or maybe even jail you if they decide that an adult woman calling you daddy is illegal
five years ago i'd laugh and call you insane. How fucked is the world?

[Anonymous No.3844963]

Is Bugs Bunny in a drag too sexy? Will British men need a loisense to watch it?

[Anonymous No.3844967]

>>3844963
>needing a loisense to watch space jam

[Anonymous No.3844996]

>>3843155

[Anonymous No.3845079]

>>3842986
Based

[Anonymous No.3845083]

>>3844515
You missed the point so hard it might as well be in another galaxy

[Anonymous No.3845132]

>>3842502
wouldnt censoring genitals like japs do simply circumvent the law? Im a brainlet i dont really know what im talking about im just asking

[Anonymous No.3845148]

>>3845132
You'll need a license to censor genitals in the UK.

[Anonymous No.3845164]

>>3843989
loli will never die and its not bland. >:(

[Anonymous No.3845224]

>>3845164
The UN can go die desu.

[Anonymous No.3845475]

>>3842502
Eurotards lmao

[Anonymous No.3845477]

Calling bullshit, it'll never happen
The law will be there but they'll never enforce it

[Anonymous No.3845487]

>>3845475
Huuuh, no sweatyie, those are brits, not yuros.

[Anonymous No.3845491]

>>3845477
Sites will probably block access to the uk entirely to avoid putting up with the legal bullshit
If I had a porn site I'd just redirect Brits to pictures of the queen

[Anonymous No.3846275]

>>3842502
All of you, when's your birthday?

[Anonymous No.3846290]

>>3845477
Europe is clown country. There's a reason why it's being swamped by immigrants and they're doing nothing about it. Their government is corrupt and full to the brim with those that have lost touch with reality.
Feels like it's a weird mix of 1984 and idiocracy around here

[Anonymous No.3846292]

>>3846290
>Europe is clown country
Do you know how I can tell you're american?

[Anonymous No.3846293]

>>3846275
my birthday is on the day of the greater good

[Anonymous No.3846300]

>>3846290
>country
hmmm