Great news everyone! This time I bought something without mold on it! I also know the story of the artist, AND it's not on rotting wood!

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Anonymous Tue Jan 29 13:35:52 2019 No.3788843 [Reply] [Original]

Great news everyone! This time I bought something without mold on it! I also know the story of the artist, AND it's not on rotting wood!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 13:40:53 2019 No.3788849 >>3788843 the frame is better than the actual painting lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 13:43:07 2019 No.3788852 >>3788849 Koros does all his paintings like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 13:46:20 2019 No.3788858 File: 81 KB, 1024x853, 1542450819211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3788843 >tfw it actually has mold on it and OP is just hiding it to save face

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 14:33:10 2019 No.3788888 >>3788843 >>3788849 You can buy those gilt frames on ebay for 20 bucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 14:40:14 2019 No.3788895 >>3788843 Just don't cough on this one, you'll spread the mold spores currently incubating in your lungs onto the canvas. That should keep this one mold free for the next owner

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 14:46:34 2019 No.3788901 >>3788858 fucking KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 14:46:43 2019 No.3788902 At least hang it up, looks sloppy as fuck leaning against the wall

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 14:47:36 2019 No.3788904 >>3788895 FUCKING HELL IM DEAD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 14:48:51 2019 No.3788906 >>3788902 how can I hang it up? thumb tacks dont stay on the wall with this ten pound frame and it feels like I need a rail road spike to keep it up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 14:50:50 2019 No.3788911 >>3788906 Use a couple hardwall hangers and some wire / string

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 15:55:27 2019 No.3788998 >>3788858 oh you~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 15:58:59 2019 No.3789004 >>3788888 impossible. I paint and I always see those frames going for more

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 16:03:46 2019 No.3789011 >>3789004 Possible. I paint and I've bought them. See here https://frame-company.co.uk/gold-10x8-frame_4.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 16:20:32 2019 No.3789022 >>3789011 thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 16:26:37 2019 No.3789029 File: 786 KB, 1242x1393, 7E5FAE03-C804-4106-A1E7-6B7687320784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3788906 These work like magic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 17:07:05 2019 No.3789066 >>3789029 Until they don’t, 1/3 of them fell off after a week. Kinda funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 17:22:51 2019 No.3789080 >>3789029 dont listen to this op those are shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 18:29:13 2019 No.3789126 >>3789029 have you used this personally?

Anonymous Tue Jan 29 18:33:36 2019 No.3789130
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>>3789029
For photos and posters - maybe. I've never had them last long for anything.

Properly hanging a painting is mounting hardware on the back, either a bracket or wire, and a NAIL and hanger, set into a stud. If you have crown molding, and don't want to hammer into the wall, drop a wire from the crown molding to the painting, 2 wires, many galleries do this. Or, display your thrift store treasure on an easel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 18:45:34 2019 No.3789141 >>3788906 Just drill a hole, add a plug and a screw like any normal person would.

Anonymous Tue Jan 29 18:49:21 2019 No.3789145

>>3789004
Decent ones, sure. But there's a cheap version of everything on Ebay. Definitely worth more than the painting, even at $20.

I just have this sneeking suspicion that this is all some elaborate fantasy of inviting women over to his Fully Functioning Babe Lair™, where he has REAL ART, and he even KNOWS THE ARTISTS NAME, so who wouldn't fuck someone with such refinement and taste?

The only problem is, his "art" is exactly on the level of sad clowns and puppies with big eyes and black velvet matadors, and is collected by grannies who like "cute" things. If there's one thing it doesn't do - and hilariously so - is that he has any taste in art. It's not even a good "cute street urchin" painting, it's dull and frankly butt ugly.

But, there's a reason thrift shops stay open - people like OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 18:57:37 2019 No.3789152 >>3788849 pleb filtered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 19:10:04 2019 No.3789160 >>3789130 >thrift store treasure this one isn't a thrifty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 19:11:35 2019 No.3789162 >>3789145 do you collect art, oh holy man?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 19:12:15 2019 No.3789163 >>3789162 You don't need credentials to recognize shit art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 19:12:20 2019 No.3789164 File: 226 KB, 512x400, 79e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3789145 It's hard to buy the nice paintings. They go anywhere from $1000-10,000

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 19:13:19 2019 No.3789165 >>3789160 Ebay, thrift store - same difference.

Anonymous Tue Jan 29 19:15:06 2019 No.3789168
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>>3789145
This is true. I can recognize that this piece MAY fit in somewhere with paintings that cost $5000 because later this can be considered "cheap, simple, yet entertaining and that the collector bought something cute because everything else he has is state of the art", but if you have this piece alone and nothing else that is actually nice

People are just going to go: "FUCKING KEK WOW WHAT A SHITTY CHEAP BASTARD YOU ARE"

AKA, the only way for this painting to work is that if you actually fucking invest more than $200 on a piece and surround this piece with art WORTH THOUSANDS. Invest in paintings or don't buy them OP. And yes I know you bought this one for $200 cuz I reverse searched it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 19:16:32 2019 No.3789171 >>3789168 who the hell invests in art worth thousands? Isn't there 0 investment in oil paintings? I mean. Fucking hell....I doubt something I buy for $1000 today will be $1000 ten years from now

Anonymous Tue Jan 29 19:20:52 2019 No.3789175

>>3789164
There's a reason they cost that much - and this crap you keep posting about has none of the qualities that make them cost that much.

This is throwaway kitsch that someone found in an attic or garage. It's not in any way, shape or form the start of an actual art collection.

We've been over this before. There are plenty of actual painted pieces by small time artists, even local to you, at affordable rates. You're either trolling, or have an autistic fixation on owning a painting, regardless of what it looks like.

Anonymous Tue Jan 29 19:24:34 2019 No.3789179

>>3789171
Art can be a good investment, if you buy the right pieces. Old stuff tends to have a stable price, so it's like buying a roll of gold coins, or jewelry, or real estate - you can at least get your money back if you need cash. The stuff that appreciates is either famous works by famous artists, or "hot" artists in the art world, and those generally start around $5k-10k, if you get in early. Lars from Metallica did that, and I think profited 35 million when he sold a lot of it off - and most of it was modern stuff by trendy artists.
Short version - art investing/collecting is a rich person's game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 19:37:47 2019 No.3789191 File: 306 KB, 1600x1200, kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3789179 do you like this one, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 19:40:46 2019 No.3789193 >>3789191 Not him but that's finally not fucking thriftstore quality.

Anonymous Tue Jan 29 20:05:12 2019 No.3789213

>>3789191
I personally wouldn't hang it on my wall, but it's not nearly as trash as the one you bought.

A painting like that is like hanging a Playboy centerfold in your living room, anyway.

I have posters and paintings of things I like to look at. Do you like looking at this painting? Then buy it. That should be your only reason for buying art at the bottom of the barrel level you're looking at.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 20:06:14 2019 No.3789214 >>3789191 artist?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 20:08:05 2019 No.3789217 >>3789213 You hang it in the smoking room between the mounted moose and the freestanding ashtray designed by Rodin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 20:15:21 2019 No.3789221 >>3789217 Basically. Or in a saloon so horny cowboys will be inspired to visit the ladies upstairs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 20:18:04 2019 No.3789225 >>3789191 damn now we are talking

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 20:19:06 2019 No.3789227 >>3789214 Maria Szantho

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 20:21:11 2019 No.3789229 >>3789221 Or your masturbatorium that doubles as a study.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 21:53:55 2019 No.3789321 File: 818 KB, 721x862, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3789130 I bought one of those and hung it. Is this better anons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 22:18:12 2019 No.3789349 >>3789321 The shelf overlaps with the painting slightly and there's clearly some black mold forming next to your cheap ass lucky bamboo plant

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 22:30:42 2019 No.3789362 File: 576 KB, 437x568, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3789349 I'm cursed fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 22:31:44 2019 No.3789365 >>3789349 every time I read someone bashing that black mold bastard I die of laughter every time

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 08:44:09 2019 No.3789730 >>3789321 Move the painting to the right so it doesn't overlap with the shelf. Also move the bamboo over to the right a bit so the spacing between the two walls are equal. Also rotate the genie lamp 15 degrees clockwise so you get a better view of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 10:10:23 2019 No.3789825 >>3789730 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 13:46:34 2019 No.3790032 >>3789730 >anons help with interior decoration

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 13:55:41 2019 No.3790043 >>3789321 Whats up with the animal rag on the desk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:00:53 2019 No.3790054 >>3790043 THERE'S WHERE THE MOLD IS HIDING

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:22:34 2019 No.3790081 >>3790054 PFHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:13:29 2019 No.3790146 >>3790054 Oh it's for wiping off the mold when it grows too large to hide from us?

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:20:54 2019 No.3790151
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>>3789321
Okay guys I moved the painting over like you said, it looks much better. What do you all think?

I've had this cough recently and I think I'm getting a cold so I'm going to go have a quick lie down

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:27:33 2019 No.3790156 >>3790151 Wow, the black mold can draw better than we can. Also inb4 op dies in his sleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:28:41 2019 No.3790161 >>3790151 im...im dying of laughter I love these chaos thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:29:05 2019 No.3790373 >>3790151 what the hell is up with this mold meme I keep seeing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 19:55:02 2019 No.3790498 >>3790373 OP keeps buying cheap ass paintings to impress people but in the process he accidentally ingested a lung full of black mold spores

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 21:49:00 2019 No.3790682

>>3789321
No, but what's the point? You generally don't hang paintings in corners, but it suits that awful thing, because it's in shadow. The painting/print on the right should be centered in the space, as it's actually nice, and that dreck urchin thing sent back to the seller.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 21:50:03 2019 No.3790686 >>3790151 Thread continues to deliver...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 21:55:52 2019 No.3790696 >>3788843 Some 60’s throwback Margaret Keane rip off big eye shits. Throw it out.

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 21:56:14 2019 No.3790697

>>3788906
What the pros do is apply really thin nails at the corner of the painting and frame. That way, you don't go through the wood frame, which is hard to nail through, just the canvas. The corners get overlooked often so it's not damaging to the aesthetics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:00:41 2019 No.3790704 File: 10 KB, 550x267, D286BD0C-653A-40C6-A812-318EFA850312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3789221 I’m pretty certain this is the painting from the bar in the original leisure suit Larry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:01:00 2019 No.3790705 >>3790696 what the hell does any of that mean? Was that english?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:02:34 2019 No.3790706 >>3790498 PFHAHAHAHA WHAT??

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:05:08 2019 No.3790712 >>3790705 That’s what it is, a Margaret Keane big eye rip off. You don’t know what big eye is? It’s some 60’s garbage that made housewives and teenage girls buy shit to decorate their rooms with. Think precious moments figurines.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:07:45 2019 No.3790715 File: 9 KB, 168x225, s-l225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790712 Example of Marge's "art".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:23:17 2019 No.3790735 File: 1.25 MB, 1274x838, w.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] better? :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:28:48 2019 No.3790744 >>3790735 NO!!! YOU DIDN'T ROTATE THE GENIE LAMP 15 DEGREES CLOCKWISE!!! DO IT AGAIN!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:30:27 2019 No.3790747 >>3790735 Nope. That awful painting is still there. And, you've been buying the other thrift shop treasures, I see. Which is valuable for the humor, but not much else. You're an eBay trash seller's wet dream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:31:06 2019 No.3790750 >>3790744 OK WAIT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:34:06 2019 No.3790751 File: 1.51 MB, 1255x928, moved.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790744 I moved it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:36:37 2019 No.3790754 >>3790751 Nice aesthetic decision. You have potential.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:38:00 2019 No.3790755 >>3790751 Actually I'm sorry but I think I preferred how it was before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:40:12 2019 No.3790756 File: 260 KB, 551x551, 1548898417197.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790755

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:41:56 2019 No.3790759 >>3789145 this is just projecting, innit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:45:20 2019 No.3790764 File: 1.04 MB, 1274x838, 1548904997856.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790735 Much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:48:24 2019 No.3790768 >>3790764 why is the painting smaller, the other one flipped, and...kek THE FUCKING BOTTLE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:49:04 2019 No.3790771 File: 220 KB, 292x292, 6a2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790764

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:49:11 2019 No.3790772 >>3790764 This thread, this fucking thread holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:50:33 2019 No.3790773 File: 25 KB, 512x445, my sides are done.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790764 >that subtle fucking change to the dress painting where it looks like it's fucking painted on rotten wood I'm done. My sides are never coming back

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:54:33 2019 No.3790777
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>>3790764
>that stretched bamboo
>that fucking mold
>the upside down child painting
>the fucking dick cumming in the corner
>WHEN YOU REALIZE THE DICK WAS DRAWN FROM THE HIDE
>the fucking micro painting
>the lady on the right is painted on fucking wood now
>stretched bottle

Looks like a fucking clownhouse I can't breath

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 22:59:07 2019 No.3790782 File: 156 KB, 464x464, 1548899672471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790764

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 23:03:17 2019 No.3790791 File: 602 KB, 1274x838, 1548904997856.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790735 It is much better anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 23:05:45 2019 No.3790795 File: 69 KB, 640x576, 1548907318129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790791 >>3790764 I'm going to hell for laughing so hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 23:06:51 2019 No.3790797 >>3790791 >rug still looks like a dick fucking kek I can't unsee it now thanks to >>3790764

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 23:08:54 2019 No.3790799 File: 65 KB, 189x200, shiba stare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790791

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 23:12:16 2019 No.3790804 >>3790715 I doubt that’s Margaret Keane, but yeah, along those lines. It’s trash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 23:20:29 2019 No.3790812 File: 61 KB, 1280x720, 1536326244924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790791 >those splotches of black mold everywhere Had to fucking check the original to see if the desk one was actually there and I just missed it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 23:23:11 2019 No.3790816 File: 5 KB, 184x191, 1548904997856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790735 The puncture marks from the last position really adds a certain amount of finesse to the display

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 23:25:32 2019 No.3790818 >>3790816

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 23:29:59 2019 No.3790825 File: 62 KB, 498x614, 1532553181428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790816 The jpeg artifacting around those holes is too high, was this all a ruse?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 00:01:26 2019 No.3790849 >>3790825 Those holes are also here >>3788843, moron. OP really tore holes in his wall for these shitty paintings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 00:03:38 2019 No.3790853 >>3790849 those holes were there when we bought the house

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 00:11:01 2019 No.3790860 >>3790791 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 00:19:26 2019 No.3790870 >>3790853 the mold is new though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 08:41:38 2019 No.3791243 >>3790791 lel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 09:12:55 2019 No.3791271 It's been literally one day, are you sure you researched it enough?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 13:57:02 2019 No.3791534 >>>>3791271 this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 19:06:11 2019 No.3791857 this thread is art itself

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 13:43:54 2019 No.3792728 File: 12 KB, 262x263, ha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3790151

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