Self Portrait General

[Anonymous No.3595547]

Post em

>tfw to lazy to finish

[Anonymous No.3595556]

>>3595547
too lazy to reupload

>>3595524

[Anonymous No.3596346]

>>3595547
I used to do a self portrait every day...

[Anonymous No.3596347]

id like to put my benis in your goofy mouth if you know what i mean gurllllllllll

[Anonymous No.3596362]

[Anonymous No.3596364]

>>3595556
which one is you?

[Anonymous No.3596383]

[Anonymous No.3596390]

>>3596383
>Pink hair
Yuck

[Anonymous No.3596391]

>>3596390

[Anonymous No.3596396]

>>3596383
>if I do the silly gamers thing ironically people will accept me
Fuck off hole

[Illastrat No.3596397]

I am too ugly for self portraits

[Anonymous No.3596400]

>>3595547
Be my gf?
>>3596346
Be my gf?
>>3596383
Be my gf?

[Anonymous No.3596402]

>>3596397
i doubt you're uglier than your paintings

[Anonymous No.3596403]

>>3596396
i'm old enough to be your mom

[Anonymous No.3596406]

>>3596403
>tfw no art mommy

[Anonymous No.3596437]

>>3596403
>pink hair and older than 30
Holy fuck, if there was a "manchild" term for woman, you'd be it.

[Anonymous No.3596442]

i did this at the beginning of the year

[Anonymous No.3596449]

>>3596437
Leave the lady alone

[Anonymous No.3596451]

>>3596442
Is this digital or traditional?
its nice

[Anonymous No.3596452]

>>3596383
u can't say gamer with a hard r if ur a girl...

[Anonymous No.3596457]

[Anonymous No.3596460]

[Anonymous No.3596606]

>>3596451
Digital

[Anonymous No.3596623]

[Anonymous No.3596632]

>>3596391
cuck

[Anonymous No.3596636]

>>3596623
:(

[Anonymous No.3596691]

>>3596383
ur pretty and that bottom right painting is really cute

[Anonymous No.3596696]

>>3596362
nice but traced

[Anonymous No.3596785]

>>3596696
Thanks, I'll consider that a compliment I guess

[Anonymous No.3596815]

>>3596383
When i see shit like this i instantly think, 300+ lb fat feminist who hates men because of no viable reason other than they don't like harpooning whales who have blisters and skin tags between their shitty sweating cavernous folds.

[Anonymous No.3596945]

>>3596397
not me tho

[Anonymous No.3596963]

>>3596815
When i see shit like this i instantly think, incel.

[Anonymous No.3596971]

>>3596815
lmao calm down nerd

[Anonymous No.3597084]

>>3596815
kek found the incel

[Anonymous No.3597087]

>>3596815
>Self portrait thread
>Relatively normal weight girl
>Instantly think she's a whale feminist
MFW incel brain

[Anonymous No.3597137]

heres my ugly mug

[Anonymous No.3597166]

>>3596397
>I am too ugly for self portraits
you can say that again.

[Anonymous No.3597171]

[Anonymous No.3597174]

>>3596383
>>3597171
wow two Disney princesses
>what
>are
>the
>odds

you two should get on twitch and get some orbiters

[Anonymous No.3597222]

>>3595547
>>3596346
>>3596383
>>3597171
LONDON?

[Anonymous No.3597238]

>>3597222
>trying to find a fuckbuddy on /ic/
Can you even be more desperate?

[Anonymous No.3597240]

>>3597238
Underage b&

[Anonymous No.3597553]

>>3597137
Brian, you made yourself look like a light skinned black...

[Anonymous No.3597560]

old quickie

[Anonymous No.3597576]

>>3595547

[Anonymous No.3597580]

im a beginer but i have lots of power

[Anonymous No.3597582]

>>3597580
Oooooohhh what a sexy chiky

[Anonymous No.3597583]

>>3597560
...goblina?

[Anonymous No.3597636]

>>3595547
iliketothinkthatallofmypaintingsareselfportraits.png

[Anonymous No.3597670]

>>3596815
I fail not to think the same, the give away is the way she draws those fucking fat chicks in a more realistic style and "big boobs" but not the waist down and lose clothes and fat legs.
Probably some chubby chick who baits numales to like her so she have a reason to live for and don't kill himself because she is so empty and boring as a person, it's the only thing I can think, because what kind of loser post selfportraits in a imageboard if not a attention hungry whore who can't do that in normal social media like any normal girl? It's only basic logic.

[Anonymous No.3597678]

>>3597670
have you considered that maybe youre an incel who never talks to girls?

[Anonymous No.3597696]

>>3596442
the best
11/10
got a blog?

[Anonymous No.3597706]

>>3597670
>Girl depicts average sized body
>Incels start sperging
impeccable

[Anonymous No.3597707]

[Anonymous No.3597709]

>>3597678
Hahaha, please, I rather be 10000X a incel than a fat chick, fat chicks are in the bottom of human society, even bellow homeless people or drog addicts who can blame something order than thenselfs for their failure.

A man with a fat chick is a loser, but what is a fat chick then? I tell you, any chubby woman is nothing but a reminder of failure and worthless human existence, a fat chick is even below a incel, who at least have 2D porn, normal porn, hobbies and hopes to achieve happiness, but a fat chick as a human woman is empty, and can only cry and beg to be accepted as the disgusting failure she is, as they do with all this feminist crap, who become a joke for any normalfag at this point.

Women only have their appearance as a actual value, just give a look at this board or any place on the internet and you will see that women are just really expensive fuck toys, it is always been like that, even before society was even a thing,but men, will, just look around, you will see what men are capable of.

I rather only jerk off and be a virgin for the rest of my life than be with a fat disgusting woman, i'm not a fucking idiot to play this kind of game.

[Anonymous No.3597714]

>>3597709
Confirmed incel that only attracts fat chicks

[Anonymous No.3597717]

>>3597714
Moments ago I didn't even speak with girls, now I'm attractive in some way? Sounds desperate to me.

[Anonymous No.3597719]

>>3597709
>Hahaha, please, I rather be 10000X a incel than a fat chick
implying you have a choice

[Anonymous No.3597720]

>>3597714
you mean
>incel coping because he has an attraction to fatties but said fatties reject him because he is unlikeable/insufferable/unwashed

[Anonymous No.3597721]

>>3597720
>someone atracted to faties
Now that's only delusional.

[thanos car No.3597731]

>>3595547
>>3596346
>>3596383
>>3596460
>>3596623
>>3597137
>>3597171
>>3597580
thats gonna have to be a yikes from me

[Anonymous No.3597732]

>mfw the fatty slut ran away because could't handle argue with mr.incel
Woman...

[Anonymous No.3597734]

>>3597731
T.

[Anonymous No.3597735]

>>3597721
>>3597717
clearly this anon is attracted to children. They tell themselves that essentiall all women are "fatties" because it makes it easier to justify why they have a hard drive full of loli pron.

[Anonymous No.3597737]

>>3597732
proof he wants attention from fatties

[Anonymous No.3597739]

>>3597737
if you call "me bullying someone all night"; "attention", that's fine.

[Anonymous No.3597743]

>>3597735
>thinking I have a hard time accepting my fetishes
You think i'm some 20 years old redditor trying to get social acceptance you dumb fucking nigger? I'm not mentally 12, I'm more a lolicon than human and there is no amout of "cringy" comments that would change that.

[Anonymous No.3597748]

>>3597707

[Anonymous No.3597750]

>>3597576
haven't' you posted this before

[Anonymous No.3597751]

[Anonymous No.3597753]

>>3597670
>>3597709
>>3597732
>>3597743
holy fuck the amount of coping and autism in this thread
Yikes

[Anonymous No.3597758]

>>3597753
Like I always say, better artist than a fat woman.

[Anonymous No.3597759]

>>3597758
>autist
Darn fucking Spell checker..

[Anonymous No.3597761]

>>3597743
>You think i'm some 20 years old redditor trying to get social acceptance you dumb fucking nigger?
No I think you're some 22 year old redditor that's desperate to justify your bullshit to yourself by projecting your butthurt anonymously.
>I'm not mentally 12
I mean if it walks and quacks like a duck...
>'m more a lolicon than human and there is no amout of "cringy" comments that would change that.
What does your mom think about this?

[Anonymous No.3597762]

>>3597758
>calls normal looking woman fat
>is twice her size

[Anonymous No.3597763]

>>3597758
>better artist than a fat woman.

[Anonymous No.3597764]

>>3597761
She tried to hook me up with some 12 year old neighbor daughters, but they are black and I don't like black woman.

[Anonymous No.3597765]

>>3597758
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism

The existence of other assholes doesn't justify being an asshole.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_equivalence

You aren't a woman are you? So why are you comparing and contrasting with things that you aren't?

What about fat men? You could be a fat man. Are they ok?

[Anonymous No.3597766]

>>3597765
>you need to be shit to not want to be shit
Nice logic there.

[Anonymous No.3597768]

>>3597762
Yes, i'm quite tall, but that's besides the point don't you think?

[Anonymous No.3597771]

Can you idiots just post your self portraits or go back to /r9k/?

[Anonymous No.3597777]

>>3597766
>you need to be shit to not want to be shit
You ever wonder if you have a brain disorder?
>Nice logic there.
What you just did was a strawman fallacy. Which is NOT nice logic at all.

You're using the existence of fat women to justify why you're a pederast faggot. You're in a race to the bottom and you seek out other embarrassing retards so you feel like less of a sniveling weirdo nigger about yourself.

As with any other sexual deviant loser, you're bound to feel a lot of cognitive dissonance between who you used to be, who you wanted to be, who you'd like to be, and who you choose to be. But that's really difficult to sort on your own, and you probably don't have friends or family you can trust, so instead you've just trained yourself to reflexively whatabout away from thinking about your self to obsessing about le fat feminist sjw memes and whatever other spoopy boogiemen you prop up to be agitated about.

Like 4 years ago when you were 10 and your balls hadn't really dropped and your broken brain hadn't decided it was sexually attracted to japanese kid diddling cartoons, is THIS what you thought your life would be?

[Anonymous No.3597778]

>>3597777
wtf I love meme anon now

[Anonymous No.3597783]

>>3597777
It's sarcasm, baby. And all women are trash, there is no argument over that, They are only worth to recieve some dick.

[Anonymous No.3597810]

I hated the way the final drawing went, but this was the thumbnail I did overlaid with my reference

[Anonymous No.3597813]

>>3597810
here is my final drawing.

[Anonymous No.3597827]

>>3597751
I didn't copy btw I just looked in the mirror

[Anonymous No.3597830]

>>3597827
>>3597751

[Anonymous No.3597948]

First time actually trying to paint also made me realize I have resting bitch face

[Anonymous No.3597956]

>>3597748
you are not goblin. get the fuck outta here.

[Anonymous No.3597964]

>>3597956
the other anon kinda looks like either of these two tho lol

[Anonymous No.3597979]

>>3597956
did someone say goblin

[Anonymous No.3598283]

>>3596606
Nevermind

[Anonymous No.3598930]

>>3597583
Yeah, I know, right?

[Anonymous No.3598931]

>>3597583
That's physically me except my IQ 129 without meds

[Anonymous No.3598938]

>>3596346
You are the kind of crazy bitch I fall for and then ask myself why I keep fuckin up

[Anonymous No.3598941]

Another one, made thinking about a NIN song.

[Anonymous No.3600091]

Was originally a reference photo.

[Anonymous No.3600105]

>>3596945
>>3596397
jimmy and illustrat are the one thing I hate about this board

[Anonymous No.3603217]

>>3598941
reminds me of the MGMT music video Jimmy was spamming

[Anonymous No.3603218]

>>3598941
https://youtu.be/tmozGmGoJuw
like the surgery part at 2 minutes

[Anonymous No.3603478]

>>3595547
Self-portrait of the artist.

[Anonymous No.3603527]

>>3596383
supreme waifu right there

[Anonymous No.3604025]

[Anonymous No.3604565]

I haven't really done a self portrait in a long time but this is a portrait of Odd Nerdrum I made recently.

[Anonymous No.3604589]

>>3596383
ngl your girl portraits always look like nasty thots, Mercy
>sees self portrait
oh

[Anonymous No.3604594]

>>3604589
call me a nasty thot in discord u pussy bich nut up

[Anonymous No.3604609]

>>3604594
>also a discordfag
Yeah no thanks thotty

[Anonymous No.3604613]

>>3604609
as if you would call me mercy or seek my post in this thread if you didn't use discord, PUSS

[Anonymous No.3604614]

Most recent self portrait, due for an update. prolly gonna try some even gayer shit next time

[Anonymous No.3604700]

>>3604613
>what is dad.gallery

[Anonymous No.3604956]

>>3596383
Obnoxious. You are not as cute as you think you are.

[Anonymous No.3604994]

>>3604956
Because she’s cuter than she thinks she is

[Anonymous No.3605028]

>>3596971
mikeposter defending a horrible art thot? shame...

[Anonymous No.3605033]

>>3604565
You’d think more people would respond to you. Great job but the photo is so goddamn blurry.

[Anonymous No.3606859]

>>3596383
top left: *hummm~ just a lazy morning thinking about my creations... life... future... responsabilities... hurts2bsodeep*
top right: *GARR I HAVE A WILD SIDEEE LOL XD!*
bottom left: fuck off with that foot tiptoe pose. only whores do that (cough)
bottom right: *gahaa~~... I am... (giggles) unaware of my beauty... I'm innocent... totally not a roastie... STDs? N-Never!... 50 sex partners last month?! Never!!*

[Anonymous No.3606980]

>>3596383
I'm gonna give you actual feedback on your drawing, since apparently everyone else here has the personality of diarrhea, and would rather attack you personally for absolutely no reason.

You have a good sense of simplification, and I like the way you've chosen to place curves/straights in your top left picture. The top right could use more of that "movement" in its gesture, though, and it feels kind of stuff, or just inorganic in the choice of posing. Your value hierarchy is simple (as it should be) and looks good. Cool stuff!

[Anonymous No.3606992]

This is why girls don't want to post their self portrait in this chinese rice farming website

[Anonymous No.3606999]

>>3597636
When will you stop

[Anonymous No.3607025]

>>3606859
wtf stop

[Anonymous No.3607034]

>>3606999
race is over after I've been shot in the chest

[Anonymous No.3607035]

>>3607034
I hope someone Valerie Solanas you, then.

[Anonymous No.3607108]

>>3607035
I hope you have a long fulfilling life and you find contentment and purpose in your endeavors

[Anonymous No.3607168]

>>3607108
>>3607034
are you a girl? why are you posting that in a self portrait thread?

[Anonymous No.3607480]

>>3607168
Because he spams everywhere and anywhere, and not just on /ic/. I've seen him on /tv/ and I'm sure he posts other places too
>>3607034
Okay, keep making them. Just stop posting/spamming them

[Anonymous No.3607541]

>>3607480
I started on /tv/. That's where like 90% of them are solicited from.
>>3607168
cuz it looked funny and was at the top of the folder when sorted by new
and iliketothinkthatallmypaintingsareselfportraits.png
and I'm out of selfieportraits until I do pic related

[Anonymous No.3607850]

>>3597636
I'd legitimately have respect for you if you didn't spam your shit everywhere.

[Anonymous No.3607855]

>>3606980
Aren't you a cute little faggot

[Anonymous No.3607865]

>>3607108
Please amputate your dominant hand and stop producing these orangutan's diarrhoea paintings you obnoxious twat

[Anonymous No.3607866]

Will this do, mr cia man?

[Anonymous No.3607878]

>>3607541
I don't care where you appropriated your images from or where you started. The project is uninteresting and untransformative. You're probably not learning anything technically either. Mostly I just wish you would stop spamming in unrelated threads

[Anonymous No.3607890]

>>3607865
I can paint left handed too though
>>3607878
>I don't care where you appropriated your images from or where you started.
I don't know who you are, so why would I care if you care?
>The project is uninteresting and untransformative.
thinking of transforming his son into a burrito. Or maybe an anon. idk yet.
>You're probably not learning anything technically either.
Of course I am. You learn everything from everything. Are you the type that does nothing at all and justifies is with this kind of impotent autism?
>Mostly I just wish you would stop spamming in unrelated threads
I posted my selfie portraits first. I "mostly just wish" that buttblasted retards wouldn't derail threads with personal attacks or meta-complaints every time I participate in a thread but that's a bit of a prisoners dilemma isn't it?

I appreciate your feedback on my selfie portrait though. Not sure what your point really was other than that you reflexively DONT do things and you're projecting your insecurity and self-justification at me. If you want to do something, do it. Nobody is ever impressed by how much you justify the things you didn't do because you told yourself it would just be "uninteresting and untransformative."

Sorry you're upset though. Make a painting about it?

[Anonymous No.3607916]

>>3607890
>why would I care
Because you keep spamming your images for me and people like me to see. You want your things to be seen, and I assume you're looking for a response of some kind.
>You learn everything from everything
This actually means nothing. I think for a project like this where you are literally just painting video stills at the very least you would need to be able to make them into a satisfying painting. But your paintings make it very obvious that you don't know anything about painting or color or anatomy. You are not going to learn these things by painting screencaps and memes. They are not pleasant to look at and the idea behind them isn't strong enough to make up for that.
>derail
Then just post the self-portrait in the self-portrait thread. Don't derail it with your unrelated images. I haven't at all attacked you personally.