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>> No.3540583

>>3540565
they don't exist.

Leave me alone. I hate all of you. Give me my medications.

>> No.3540587

>>3540565
my ideal partner is a snowman i build that never melts and is essentially indestructible and immoveable.

>> No.3540636
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>>3540565
i try to. but im always apparent of their flaws and my need to improve them to make them look better

just like real life

>> No.3541725
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3541725

>>3540565
I'm a simple man

>> No.3541730
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3541730

here is mine

>> No.3541788

That'd be going down a dangerously autistic road.

>> No.3541850
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3541850

Pls don’t laugh at me

>> No.3541868

>>3541850
lmao gay

>> No.3541886

>>3541850
>very pale skin
>preferably darker than me

...

>> No.3541933

>>3541850
>not obese
>doesnt mind red stretchmarks, which are caused by fast weight gain
ok nigga

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>>3541730

>> No.3541940
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3541940

ideal

>> No.3541975

>>3541940
>not a neet
>sub in bed
lol pick one

>> No.3541976

>>3541725
i see you are also hopelessly in love with lesbians too.

>> No.3541977

>>3541850
>stretchmarks
>(but not obsessed)
>participates in these trash /soc/ threads
lel into the trash you go
nothing personnel, sweetie

>> No.3541980

>>3541975
there are plenty of subs with jobs tf do you mean

>> No.3541990

>>3541980
I doubt there are many guys who have high test levels (i.e. body hair everywhere and good musculature), who also have good paying jobs, who also are submissive, and who aren't beta wimps in terms of personality, and who aren't already single

if a guy makes good money and is a pushover , 99 times out of 100 he's probably already shacked up with a 30+ n-count thot

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>>3541976
Lol, that and FtM's
>mfw

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>>3541868
Yes
>>3541886
I look like a bloated bog corpse lol, it’s not hard to be darker than me
>>3541933
Lolololo not fast weight gain, stretch marks can be caused by a whole lot of stuff, I just happen to look absolutely horrific.
>>3541977
U right. It’s my ideal partner, i’m aware that I will never find a partner for as long as I live lol. I should honestly go and kill myself already haha

>> No.3542042

>>3540565
this is still a /soc/ thread and it's attracting the worst of IC. don't make these threads. vilppu wouldn't want this.

>> No.3542059

>>3542042
>can't draw his ideal gf
stay mad

>> No.3542122

>>3541850
Is right what you want her to be like and left is what you want her to like?

>> No.3542567

>>3542122
sure

>> No.3543144

>>3541990
yeah that's why its the ideal not the realistic
that being said ive met guys who were hairy, sub, strong, employed, and single
usually broken in some other way but having a caretaker fetish that's fine with me

>> No.3543342

>>3540583
its gonna be okay man

>> No.3543378

>>3543144
guys with caretaker/mommy fetish are not going to make strong leaders, husbands, fathers

don't let your deviant sexual predilections determine who you make your spouse