the Eternal Crab

[Anonymous No.3348176]

They think it is not /ic/ to enjoy life, but rather one should only look at the dark side of human existence. Pessimism and suspicion are the best teachers in our earthly vale of sorrows. A true d/ic/k has no cause to protect these miserable creatures. Primitiveness and absolute rejection of pleasure are the only character values to these people.

If one has a clean and a dirty collar, one puts the dirty one on to give evidence of his hatred of tumblr values. A crab with a good and a bad suit wears the bad one, particularly for festive occasions, for it shows the astonished world how revolutionary his outlook is. He dislikes joy and laughter; people should have nothing to laugh about.

Are we living in a pietistic state, or in the age of life-affirming fundies?

No one can suspect us of wanting to live lives of ostentation or luxury. The Loomis and many of his close comrades neither smoke nor drink nor enjoy sumptuous living. Those, however, who want to rob a board of six dozen users of every pleasure and all traces of optimism are contemptible, entirely aside from the fact that their foolish desires would drive countless people into NGMI and misery.

To take joy and pleasure from a people means to make it unfit for its struggle for its daily bread. He who does that sins against our reconstruction efforts and embarrasses the /ic/ board before the whole website.