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/ic/ you're minding your own business at a live model drawing session and this guy comes to your easel and snaps all of your charcoal pencils in half.

>what do you do?

>> No.3042709

>>3042707
ha, trick question, I don't do live model drawing sessions in my basement

>> No.3042710

>>3042707
suck his dick and ask for more tutorials

>> No.3042711

Is it possible to be too good looking to go to life drawing sessions? Whenever I go, the models always give me too much eye contact and smile when I look in their direction, it's awkward and I just want to draw.

>> No.3042713

>>3042711
they are smiling because they saw you sweating as you try to conceal your erection

>> No.3042715

>>3042707
>>>/qst/

>> No.3042717

tell him to post his work

>> No.3042718

>>3042711
>"that guy sure is miring the D"
>"oh shit, our eyes met"
>"j-just smile and be confident to establish dominance like my lithuanian wax candle making forums said"
>"why is he still staring"
>"i-if I look away first, I'll be the beta"
>"I just came here to show off my gains and get a gf, why is this autist not leaving me alone"
>"wait, does he think I'm gay too now?"
>"why did I smile?"
>"stupid, stupid, stupid"
>"oh god, am I getting a chubby?"
>"shitshitshitshit"

>> No.3042767

I'd gladly tell him to go draw me a kangaroo, but in reality I'd probably be more like this >>3042710

>> No.3042958

>>3042711
ppfffft

>> No.3043148

>>3042711

>eye contact and a polite smile must mean they're attracted to me

Anon, for your sake, get desensitized to that and don't overthink it. You may never be a normie but you'll benefit from being cognizant of their customs

>> No.3043153

>>3042711
>models give me eye contact and smile
holy shit that would just about kill me

I get nervous from them just facing in my general direction which means the ratio of cocked up frontal poses in my life drawing sketchbooks is significantly higher than ones where their back is turned towards me

>> No.3043164

>>3042711
We're being polite, you don't think we feel awkward as hell having 13 pairs of eyeballs glued onto our every crevice? Thank god it pays so well

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3043442

>>3042707
If someone did that to me I would fucking stab them and use their blood as paint.

>> No.3043444

>>3043164
I have like... billions of eyeballs peering into my every crevice at any given time.

I see ya baby, shaking that ass.

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3044291

>>3042707

Challenge him to draw a Kangaroo from imagination.

>> No.3044567

>>3042718
my lithuanian wax candle making forums
Link pls

>> No.3044577

>>3043442
/thread/

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3044579

>>3042707
snap him in half

fucker i do this to relax and now i cant its all on YOU
>>3043442
we should gut him together

>> No.3044580

>>3042707
>what do you do?
Grab him by the throat and tell him, "YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT!"

>> No.3045037

>>3042707
i ask him if could imagine doing it without a reference.

>> No.3045308

>>3042707
>snaps my pencils

s-s-sorry senpai, what did I do to offend you prokosan??? I'm such a Baka!!

>> No.3045312

>>3044567
4chan.org