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Anonymous Sun Mar 23 16:15:58 2014 No.1686720 [Reply] [Original]

My name is Vilppu, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are talentless, autistic, NEETs who spend every second of their day in basement, dreaming about becoming real artist. You are everything bad in the art industry. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any serious job offer? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to picures you made in MS Paint.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best critique. I'm pretty much perfect. I was teaching how to draw before your fathers were even born. What pictures are you drawing, other than "flat, naked, japanese people"? I also get job opportunities from every important animation studio, and have a banging hot milf (She just blew me; shit was SO cash that I still FEEL IT). You are all faggots who should just stop drawing forever.
Thanks for listening.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 16:17:27 2014 No.1686721 > I still FEEL IT my sides

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 16:18:28 2014 No.1686722 >>1686720 >>1686721 ebin :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 16:18:57 2014 No.1686723 File: 85 KB, 575x419, Un123add-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1686720

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 16:48:27 2014 No.1686737 >tfw vilppu's gonna die in 4 years

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 16:55:27 2014 No.1686744 File: 38 KB, 461x464, Prime Directive - Feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1686737 It's only a shell, he'll be upgraded soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 17:00:58 2014 No.1686748 wow Vilppu I thought you were a nice guy, but I see now you're just an asshole. Why would you say these things?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 17:07:57 2014 No.1686752 y-you too!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 17:11:27 2014 No.1686753 >>1686752 please stop samefagging your shitty thread and fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 17:15:57 2014 No.1686755 >>1686744 He will draw himself a new body and gently flow away from this cruel dimension.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 17:21:57 2014 No.1686759 File: 8 KB, 450x401, 1389567301188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1686720 >tfw vilppu is not your grandfather

>>	rosemary and thyme parsley Sun Mar 23 17:49:57 2014 No.1686791 Stop samefagging op, your shitty thread isn't contributing anything worthwhile to /ic/ Yeah I know it's pronounced sah-gey

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 18:01:27 2014 No.1686801 >>1686791 Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine.

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Anonymous Sun Mar 23 18:48:27 2014 No.1686830

>>1686753
>>1686791
>implying I'm samefagging
Nope, not even once (except this post).
I can't prove that (everyone here knows photoshop), but let me ask you one thing:
Do you really think that there's not enough procrastinating faggots on this board to bump my thread?

Seriously, just relax, it was joke (and being in good mood is essential to be creative). Just hide it and move on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 20:51:09 2014 No.1686922 File: 7 KB, 256x256, 1395622315237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1686755 Vilppu's cloned self already walks the Earth under the alias of Proko

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 21:23:09 2014 No.1686956 >>1686922 Don't compare that limp-wristed faglord to Vilppu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 21:39:09 2014 No.1686971 >>1686720 honestly don't get the stan prokopancake hate. dude is scalled as fuck, relatively young, and an excellent teacher.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 21:41:09 2014 No.1686974 >>1686956 Not all clones are perfect from the start, anon. Proko needs time before he reaches his final form.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 21:41:39 2014 No.1686972 >>1686971 Its either jelly or people don't like his character. I like him because yeah, he can teach and is fairly skilled.

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Anonymous Sun Mar 23 21:47:10 2014 No.1686982

>>1686971
i have to admit a big part of the reason i don't like him is that he's too young, like listening to a 12 year old. plus i don't like how he draws, it's like a super advanced version of drawing in your highschool notebook. it doesn't seem like art, it seems like an 'improve your doodles to amaze your friends!' kinda thing.

i don't approve of these proko vs. vilppu troll posts though, seems like the sort of thing which might get out of hand and make /ic/ even more unbearable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 22:46:55 2014 No.1687067 >>1686922 I want this man to have my daughter's baby (if I had a daughter). Truly the Loomis of our generation. Take a good look and relish this man as he will be legend in 50 years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 23:10:55 2014 No.1687098 >>1686720 Imagine fucking him >Now feel the _volume_ of my, my PEnis as it flows into you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 23:16:27 2014 No.1687101 File: 75 KB, 798x598, thisismywifemeeeow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1687098 he's probably pretty good in bed. his wife is pretty good lookin' ihmo, especially her body. he seems like a passionate fellow.