/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>7251672
You're right. You don't have a reason to live. You should kill yourself along woth your shit thread.

Subject matter aside, he made it unlike you.

>>7251672
Ugly? Yes. But it was made with soul. His big gay soul.

>>7251672
This pic gave me AIDS

>>7251732
He did make it. He made it painting self-portraits no less, and that's amazing for an artist, let a lone a man.

And all it took was having to get fucked in the ass by a man every night. I guess I'm just not that desperate.....

...yet

>>7251672
>obese onions man living in a upper-middle class home with a financially successful loving boyfriend
Thank God I'm not a faggot.
>Why live
Just kys OP

>>7251683
You just gave me one I will now live just to spite you thank you

>>7251732
It's ogre

>>7251735
How is that unmixed out of the bottle painting soul when my art is literally made with the souls of my enemies and I mix my paints to creature colors that aren't onnoxiiusly blinding

>>7251737
It's not the 80s anymore boomer

>>7251742
Humiliation ritual

>>7251672
Over $2,000 for this level of art is wack

I hate rich normies so much

>>7251672
I wish I got paid $4,500 to draw this

>>7251672

If it's any consolation, he won't make it to 40 with so much adipose tissue in and around his gut.

>>7251789
That's fetish art
Normalfags are not the ones buying it

wtf is onions man, it's hilarious

>>7251783
>You just gave me one I will now live just to spite you thank you
good job making yourself subordinate to another man, cuck. anything you ever do will now will be a footnote to his existence.

>>7251792
How does this nigger manage to make water color look like Crayola marker?
>>7251789
Bottom image reminds me of garbage pail kids.
I kinda like it.

>>7251804
He's in his late 40s and he's had boyfriends since he was 20 it's not fair reeeeeeeeee


>>7251809
It's not, he's been commissioned by schools and kids books, he draws for white women mostly who buy his art because it's "powerful" and they support lgbtq art

It's not my cup of tea, but I can see why somebody would like his art.

>>7251823
When you type the word S. 0. Y. it changes to onions

>>7251672
why would you want to be ugly and make ugly things? you look at the outcomes of being and making unpleasant and wish for them. in this there is no fulfillment, only vapid and instant gratification. we strive to be better knowing that better things may yet come, and we will remain and make things not ugly

>>7252098
I don't want to be ugly or want ugly things I want happiness and he seems happy

>>7251841
Either by using highly saturated bright watercolors, something like nicker poster color that wouldnt sound good to his clients, or by using colored pencil or watercolor pencil over it.

Look I hate this as much as all of you but the simple fact is he has established a brand as a fatass that paints calartxhallmark style paintings. There you go. If you go to a store you want to know what the store sells. With him it's not a mystery. You get a fatass painting generic wall art of himself being a fatass, plus, HES GAY! Believe it or not, there's a market for this shit. Oh who am I kidding this bitch just has wealthy connects. I imagine any art commissioned outside of his network circle is severely low balled and his overly inflated (kek) ego deluded him into believing his art is worth 1500+ minimum.

>>7251672
Wowza, now here's an artist that ain't starving!

this nigger is FAT and GAY

>>7252236
whew

GOD MOTHAFUCKING DAMNNNNNNNN. THIS NIGGA IS F A T . ARE WE SURE THIS ISN'T SOME LIVE ACTION INFLATION FETISH SHIT? LOOK AT HIS EYES, LIKE HE KNOWS A SECRET YOU DON'T. LIKE HE KNOWS HE'S UNLOCKED THE INFINITE MONEY GLITCH AND ALL HE HAS TO DO IS EAT LIKE A WHALE. HIS EYES SAY YOU'RE JUDGING ME BUT YOU KNOW I ALREADY WON.

It's easier to be successful in niche markets.

>>7252525
Then why aren't you?

Gagged u I fear

look at his dysgenic eyes holy shite. crodie's definitely a predator.

>>7252690
What does this even mean

>>7251672
damn dude i am fat, fatter than anyone should be (230lbs/105kg) and even i feel like i've hit my upper limit. i couldn't get enough calories into my body to grow anymore, not comfortably at least. HOW do you just keep it up long enough to grow a beardgut?

>>7252933
Being gay and having money
I knew a homo couple like this a while back. 1 kep getting fatter every year, the other guy made good money. I guess he was like a fuck toy or something

https://youtu.be/MTee8FexSik?t=2s
https://youtu.be/QZ1ofVJsO6s
https://youtu.be/vs6sddrl9kE
https://youtu.be/lBzSvDLrIfM
https://youtu.be/R5rGICvc9ro
https://youtube.com/shorts/Q1V918nt1vI

>>7252933
I'm 340lbs and even I don't look that big

>>7252990
Thank you Bumbleebee for your input, now roll out

>>7252982
That's literally what straight people do, fatten up the wife/husband

>>7253847
>>7252982
>>7252933
Ah that explains what his partner does.
He's an architect.

>>7251732