/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>7031761
she ugly

Ah fuck here we go again

>I'm the God of fucking up the eyes!!!...
ftfy

reply to this thread if you're gay and love cock.

>>7031765
She looks like your momma

I know this is unrelated, but for anyone wondering, I'm straight and HATE cock

ok, you can reply nowx
. i lift my curse

>>7031761
>Give me one reason I'm not the GOAT.
I can do better.

>>7032075
Show me

>>7031777
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why do you have such a massive ego when you paint worse than the average high schooler?

>>7032201
he’s on-par

>>7031761
I know the look you are trying to capture with the slightly parted eyes. But it won't work with a self-conscious woman, look at her body language, she is self-conscious of herself, she is spreading her lips, touching her hair and lips to soothe herself or adjusting. Good luck next time!

>>7032083
Sure. It's an old painting (nowadays I do mostly furry digital porn that's hardly comparable), but I think it's still good enough to prove my point.

>>7031761

>>7032515
BTFO

>>7032534
Where is this from?

>>7032515
this is really nice anon, actually. i really like your work especially with the blues. you’re better than a lot of modern “artists” today. keep up the good work even if it’s just furry porn

Maybe you the throat goat nigga. Ayoooo

>>7032602
<3

>>7031761
>Give me one reason I'm not the GOAT.
Bad control of values.

>>7032083
God, I forgot how much you suck haha.

>>7032515
>nowadays I do mostly furry digital porn that's hardly comparable
YOU WHAT?

>>7032661
HE EARNS.

You are not humble enough

>>7032573
Famous Artists' course

>>7031761
is there a term or expression or idea or explanation for this weird lippy, toothy, thing that a lot of bad art has?
maybe there's not enough space, and the angle and the lighting wouldn't actually allow you to represent that much of the lips and that many teeth
or maybe it's actually 100% correct, and if you traced a picture it would look like that, but it's not "graphical"?
I just don't like it and it's very common, I don't know

>when you gently remind Illastrat he has to learn perspective, color theory and work on a whole host of his other technical blind spots before he can be considered good, let alone great

>>7032534
based

>>7031777
holy numbererinos
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>>7032534
nAAAW nigga NAAAAWWW

I AINT TRYNA DRAW NO WHYTE PEEPO SHIEET

>>7032829
The problem is use of dark outline. If just make it look like her mouth is full of dirt

>>7033271
Of all the numerous problems you picked that one? are you trying to go easy on OP or do you genuinely not see all the other host of issues, value, anatomy cross eyed, busted colors, bad blending, unappealing shapes for the fingers, the second hand not existent, the list goes on and on

>>7033280
anon I just replied to the comment. I'm not going to go on a tirade of everything in every comment I make. Relax

>>7032083
>Show me

Aren't you the same motherfucker who got challenged to a draw off and then dipped when the other anon posted their work and it was better and then you said "oh I only work tradition" as an excuse to not fuckin draw?

that you?

>>7033283
oh true, context missed,
my fault

This is an old post called 'How to be Illastrat'.
I saved it, thanks to the kind anon that typed this all out,

>"composition is important"
>posts godawful, special ed kid tier blotch

here's a cooking recipe to make an Illastrat blotch mess painting:

get your ingredients ready:
- one internet pic of a rapper (or shitty selfie of yourself or your tattoo whale gf)
- a set of random colors, extra tube of pitch black
- brain damage
- small, cheap industrially produced canvas (hobby shop)

>To begin with, run your head into the wall about ten times until you feel terribly dizzy and lightheaded.
>Crop the shit out of your photo
>Now sit down in the corner of your tiny room and throw some random colors on your palette.
>Begin with tracing all outlines of the person in black and make sure to be rubbish at doing so
>Once you're not even halfway finished with your down syndrom version of the person, move on to the background
>Google tablecloth prints, confetti, vaporwave desktop patterns like circles, spirals, checked patterns or old powerpoint backgrounds
>plaster that shit with kindergarten scribbles to fill the emptiness of the background with infantile patterns the way your mind is filled with childish expectations of what a painting can or should be

presentation:
>go on that website where everybody with a sense of taste and reason hates your awful, narcissistic ass
>make a terrible photo with fucked up contrast and whitebalance of the shit you've just smeared all over the canvas
>season with "I am god" - "I'm the best on here" - "is it bc i is black?" - "that painting is ----very successful----"(??? in your living room or what ???) or any other raging stupidity

done, you are Illastrat. ignore constructive criticism and insults.
be sure to come back every other day and do the same thing over and over again, acting like nothing happened.

>>7034098
>- small, cheap industrially produced canvas (hobby shop)
To be fair you don't need high quality canvas to make high quality paintings.

>>7034104
No doubt, I use mdf panels and cheap dibond panels, then prepare them myself.
But do you think Illastrat spends time carefully crafting the surfaces he uses??!

>>7034098

You forgot his transgirlfriend Chunbum coming to argue for him

>>7032534
Which Loomis book is this from again? I tried finding it earlier but I forgot which one

>>7031761
>I am the god of making shit threads

I missed you, illastrat

>>7034255
He's got a long way to go to be a god of shit threads; at least half the catalog is somehow worse.

>>7034098
Ai ain't not Hava time for lon read. Gibv tldr or do not. The choice is yours.

>>7034302
Aspires to be or is already the messiah of shit threads

>>7034434
I don't understand this gibsmedat.
Please use proper words.

>>7034461
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>>7034466
he fr lads

>>7034466
I am done with this board :(