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>going to art school (yea i know)
>on this optional "gallery visit" course
>we basically just go around a buncha galleries and museums in our city
>teacher is a fat sweaty "academic" dude who thinks that monologuing is teaching
>he literally communicates himself in academic speech
>last class today
>final assignment was to make a "visual meditation" on our visits in the form of a folder/booklet/notebook/zine/whatever
>theme was "visual production as art critique"
>i made a little zine about how i didn't get anything of value from the class and the visits
>most people agree with me, they compliment my drawings, laugh and agree with what i say
>but the teacher gets mad
>"the zine is good on its own but i don't really think you know what you're talking about blahblahblahblahblah"
>basically a bunch of pretentious mongoloidery
>he literally didn't understand what i did or why i did it
>i start replying to his "critiques" and trying to explain my point in a way that was a bit too aggressive
>ppl in the class are like "oh fuck"
>he also gets aggressive
>i realise that things are escalating a bit too much and just say "yeah i get it" and let it go

i fucking hate art school and their retarded assignments i fucking hate fat teachers i fucking hate academia i fucking hate the art world thanks for reading my blog

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>>6958272
many art school are literally scams.
people a probably better off self-learning art at home.

>> No.6958294

>>6958272
STFU fag. You reap what you sow.

>> No.6958296

you should've assaulted him

>> No.6958310

>>6958294
gonna sow some pussy then

>> No.6958503

>>6958272
Sorry you gave them money. Here have these course books that will actually teach you art and how to make money with art.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B8VO-JQCy3HgelpRajdPY3RSXzg?resourcekey=0-7iamq2WLg5aaDd3T3I8e1w

>> No.6958526

>>6958503
i'm not paying for anything, anon. God was kind enough to not make me american

>> No.6958534

>i made a little zine about how i didn't get anything of value from the class and the visits
>most people agree with me, they compliment my drawings, laugh and agree with what i say
Joke is on you guys, you're paying his salary

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>>6958534
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Animation graduate here, most art schools are scams. I know this from experience of my degree and from the statistics showing that holding an arts degree actually lowers your lifetime earnings. If you're male its better to have no degree at all.

source:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-46345527

>>6958272
You haven't mentioned the name of the school so i'll assume its not prestigious (If it is, disregard everything I suck balls)
The people who did best in my class are the ones who skipped out on lectures and assignments to self promote the art they wanted to do and network with any professional that would give them the time of day. Fuck the course. Good luck.

>> No.6958770

>>6958272
>visits a bunch of galleries and museums
>gets nothing out of it
Nothing? Your instructor may be a prat but how did you not find anything of interest at all?

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>>6958272
You sound like a young shithead desu
I remember the last day of this sophomore poetry class (decade ago), I made a comment to the effect of, "Yeah, but why didn't any of these boomer faggots rhyme or sound lyrical? Seems like it's just words." (slight exaggeration)
This visibly rustled my poet-professor but he kept it cool, like always. I still cringe at my faggy unnecessary know-it-all college attitude sometimes. Maybe someday you'll look back on this in the same way.

>> No.6958799

>>6958770
if only you knew how bad things really are
>>6958782
>I still cringe at my faggy unnecessary know-it-all college attitude sometimes
i'm doing this right now, i regretted it on the spot. i still think he's retarded, but talking back really wasn't the best move. and in front of all the cute girls too...damn

>> No.6958922

>>6958272
The main reason to go to art school is meeting other artists that study there and make connections/work on projects together

>> No.6958949

>>6958272
what did you expect a "gallery visit" course to be, anon? Loomis?

>> No.6959960

FARTS ALL OVER THE THREAD
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>> No.6960053

>>6958272
>>6958782
>>6958799
Cowards. Professors can be and often are genuinely retarded. They might know a lot about a given topic that they teach but that doesn't guarantee they have self awareness and common sense. I argued with my writing professor years ago because her tumblr hair headass tried to impose her social justice interpretations of writing on people's freeform stories. I'm a homo faggot, you'd never tell by looking at me and I don't announce it. But she scolds me about writing homos the wrong way because I had a homo incidentally die off screen in my story. Some people are up their own ass even if they're smart. As long as you don't get kicked out of the class don't be a pussy bitch who just sits there and takes obvious bullshit in silence. Especially if everyone else in the room agrees with you.

>> No.6960060

you must be annoying af to be around irl OP if you talk and think how you write jesus

>> No.6960064 [DELETED] 

>>6960060
yeah i talk in greentext and use multiple slurs and 4chanspeak on every phrase

>> No.6960074

>>6960060
yeah i talk in greentext and use multiple slurs and 4chanspeak on every sentence

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>>6958770
This, you can analyse pretty much anything and learn from it even if it's the kind of ridiculous performance art people get up to sometimes.

I once saw an artist line up eight men, paint them in various colours, furiously suck their cocks and go spit paint he accumulated and mixed in his mouth on a canvas to form some sort of flower, all of it done on his knees shuffling about like they do in judo.

After I was done screaming homophobic and antisemitic slurs in my head I meditated on the importance of gesture and leg anatomy for non-humanoid mecha.

>> No.6960087

>>6960081
>gesture and leg anatomy for non-humanoid mecha
Want to elaborate how you got from strangers having public sex to mecha? Genuinely baffled

>> No.6960328

>>6960081
unfortunately i haven't achieved this level of autism yet

>> No.6962074

>>6958288
Yeah, but also depends on the program I think. I am in art school right now for animation, and for all its faults, it's nothing like any of this post-modern stuff you see in certain fine arts schools. Probably because animation is just too specific to bullshit, at least in the way fine arts people bullshit. We actually HAVE to learn figure drawing, proper anatomy, lige drawing, and draftsmanship. Again, not like everybody is super amazing, but it's still a far cry from any of this gobbledygook you see.

But yeah, specific program and school can make a big difference.

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>>6958272
Ignore your teachings and endeavor to find your Voice.

Then they'll be holding classes on YOU.

>> No.6962453

is there any point doing art if you're not interested in making connections? that shit sounds exhausting.

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>>6958288
Don't forget my other ones, paisan!

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>>6958526
You're still wasting precious time you could have went to school for literally anything else, and no matter what your career ends up being you're still going to be paying 40% income and 20+% sales tax for the rest of your life with zero agency or input on your part. At least you don't have to "pay" to try again with something else, though.

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>> No.6962739

>>6962462
I go to art school now, and literally everyone knows that the degree itself has no meaning. The actual goal is to improve as an artist, network, and end up with a good portfolio/demo reel at the end of it. All of which can definitely be done independently.

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>>6958272
kill him

>> No.6964224

>>6962464

This bitch went to art school though. A shitty one, because The Netherlands only has shitty ones, but still.

>> No.6964243

>>6962826
that is a man.

>> No.6966784

>>6958272
>>i realise that things are escalating a bit too much and just say "yeah i get it" and let it go
pussy

>> No.6966927

>>6962826
I wish I at least had clean looking legs like that, I mean I shave them but I can't resist scratching any bug bite that happens to appear, and afterwards can't resist peeling off every scab that forms afterwards for upwards of at least a week, scars everywhere man.