/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>6820878
Yes, luckily I was able to deflect it as a grimace shake drawing.

How the f? Why draw nsfw while your parents are awake? That's 3am shit.

Anyone have that saved screen cap of that anon drawing vagina when his mother walks in.

>>6820878
>tfw painting bloody gentials
>parents among the people buying my paitings

>>6820883
Better is the one with the trad schizo with its gross lolis stuff leaving out of his parent's home

>>6820878
Good save. I'll keep that in mind.

>>6820878
so this basically confirms a good amount of the retardness from this board comes form underage or college twittertards
not even surprised, at least people talk about drawing and working for money instead of becoming commies wanting everything on a silver plate like most have become

>>6820878
>getting caught drawing porn
>not telling them directly that you draw porn
NGMI

>>6820878
Post pics or it didn’t happen

>>6820878
Might as well post it.
If your mom saw it, why can't we?

>>6820878
>Mom caught me working on the scat commission
And you didn't assert your dominance by masturbating in front of her? Pussy.

>>6820878
make sure the door to your room isn't behind you, reorganize so you won't get caught again

>>6820904
I'm 34. I live with my parents because unlike Americans, in Europe it's common for parents to love their children and not want to kick them out before they're financially ready.

>>6820941
I’m American. I retired when I was 31. My parents will probably end up living with me before you move out from your parents place.

>>6820943
>I retired when I was 31
Elaborate on this probably made up story

>>6820878
The other day, and I draw porn in plain sight. My mom glanced down and was like “is that a person?” Being beg saved me from any embarrassment ironically enough

A long time ago my mom discovered porn on my computer
>EWW Anon! Make it go away!

>>6820943
Yeah, nah. But please regail us with your crypto millionaire copypasta.

>>6820878
I'll never have to be afraid lol
I keep my stashes inside a pendrive and my parents don't know how to start a computer mum can't even use a smartphone (she still uses her brick)

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>>6820948
I studied hard, went to a good school, found a smart wife, got a good job, and worked hard at work for almost 10 years. Then my friends started to get cancer and people started dying for any random number of reasons. I realized life was too short to sit at a desk telling person A what person B said because A doesnt talk to B. I ran the numbers, checked the finances, and decided to quit.

Everyone around me told me to quit. Wife and parents said that I was rotting away at work. They said they would rather see me do what I like than watch small pieces of my soul get sold away.

Time is more valuable than money. Ironically, all you NEET folks have the greatest wealth and you squander it away. Be ok living with less. I enjoy drawing now, and growing grass in my backyard. None of these things are very expensive.

Posting on ic is also very cheap. There is nothing of value here.

>>6820905
I like this evil image, thank you

>>6820994
What was your profession?

>>6820994
>retired at 31
Lucky bastard
I have a disease that is hard to medicate properly and have literally had to sell porn of myself and be a prostitute for 10 years
The pandemic destroyed my thousands in savings and money to be made in that line of work, I almost was out
I am making more and more money at art but it is not a fun extra thing, it is a necessity to make money at it to survive
I am 28 right now

>gvt assistance
If anyone starts on this I will shoot them. I am never going to let myself have an income cap of $2,000. I am not a swine and will get a house one day

Count your blessings too anon, 10 years of work and being able to retire I wish I could do but my condition makes any non-self employment and also driving whatsoever out of the question

>>6820994
>There is nothing of value here.
But we have each other anon, and that's the most valuable thing of all!

god damn
this is why my desk faces my wall and not the door

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>>6820878
Yes but it wasn't a commission, I don't draw porn commissions anymore, it was a request of Mulan spreading her cheeks, thankfully not something gross and gay (but tbf I wouldn't draw that crap anyway)
She ignored it, and never barged into my room unannounced again however, she's got zero notion of privacy sometimes.

>>6820878
ofc a scatfag still lives with mommy lmfao

Whenever I see one these threads I always remember a post by anon, how his mom walked in on him balls deep in his dog. Can't remember what board that was on.

>>6821375
Your mom is your treasure anon. You came from there, she's the ultimate truth, the living answer to all of your life questions.. What are we? where do we come from? What is god? Is there a god? Who created us? What are we?
The answer in the flesh is right in front of you. take care of her. don't ever leave her alone and scared.

Yeah, this was the picture I was working on, forgot to set my tablet face down and everyone who walked in through the front door got a nice peek at what the fuck i draw now.
It's weird, spending so much time on things you can't show your close friends and family

>>6821447
You know he lives with his mommy and they fuck. The scat was scary to her because she came to realize that her son is also into scat and now they are going to have to do anal all the time a2m

>>6821447
Were you neglected by your mother growing up or something?
If anything she'd be scared of her hairy 34 year old son drawing scat living with her lmao get a grip you copropholic retard

>>6820878
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>>6821524
Wait wtf...? Pornfags told me they were all loud and proud local celebrities living in penthouse apartments with their harem of groupies. Was that all a lie?

>>6821603
I don't draw scat, I'm not OP. Op must be in hell right now.

>>6821447
Italians are weird. Yo momma ain't no virgin, she got fucked and you are the result, you come from the sin of lust, Guido.

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>>6821375
Uohhhhhhhhh! mommy fuckers!

My mother once came into my room while I was drawing femdom/sissy porn. Also, when I was a pre-teen, my parents checked the wastebasket in my room because they thought it was strange that there were so many crumpled papers balls. They ended up finding a bunch of poorly drawn yuri porn.
>>6820905
This. I am the one who contributes the most financially in my house, so they are fine with it.

>>6820878
the guy who painted this, well i heard his mom walked in when he was doing it and like freaked out or some shit and then she grounded him for a whole freakin month !

>>6820878
If your mother was deeply disappointed, but did not reach out to you, then she is dysfunctional. Sorry.

>>6820878
I mean, if she believed you, and she has no reason not to, the excuse is actually worse than reality