/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>6098914
>I have no intention of crabbing anyone
sure thing mr krabs

you will not get in the way of me and the big coom bucks

wow anon you're so original looking forward to mcdonalds and drugdealer analogies

When you make someone cum you are taking their energy. Coom artists are literal succubi /incubi
Not even joking

>>6098917
I'm sorry, how else am I going to ask this question?? FUCK

>>6098920
Yeah it's kind of a stretch, isn't it?

>>6098947
Holy shit.

>>6098947
The artist doesn't actually get the cum or the energy though. It literally goes into a sock or a Kleenex. Your analogy more suits a whore.

>>6098920
>mcdonalds
Ok so McDonalds workers make other people shit

>drugdealer
And drugdealers ruin other people's lives

Hmm idk these analogies sound pretty straightforward.

>>6098959
Maybe it's more paranormal than that

>>6098966
Like the artists can travel through the Internet and suck you off the exact moment you jizz to their art?

>>6098959
It's not an analogy
Sex Magick, look it up if you must

>>6098969
Like the stuff the shithead Crowley did with his gay lovers and rich people who lost touch with reality tend to gravitate towards?

>>6098967
No I mean by jizzing to their art, they transmit that energy (not the literal cum) to the artist, that's the paranormal part

>>6098973
This

>>6098972
Idk it's just spiritual, you know? It's like, we don't even understand it ourselves really

>>6098973
Does the energy use a black hole. Is it like heat energy? If so, how does it keep its form while it finds it's way to the artist? Or is it a form of energy that knows how to teleport?

>>6098914
You're surrounded by people who are fapping to your misery.
You're stimulating their groins each time you fail.

>>6098978
I've said too much already
Look it up yourself if you're so inclined

>>6098984
I know a lot about Alistar Crowley and his sex magic cult. I'm asking you what you know.

>>6098978
Maybe it's telepathic, idk

>>6098981
Wtf are you even talking about

>>6098914
if they draw cunny, no problem.
if they make they patrons cum with LGBT BL homo shit, them it´s gay as fuck - and probably half of the cum will come from squirting pussies, since chicks digs gay stuff. They even have a designation - FUJOSHITS

>>6099027
I see, why do girls like gay stuff so much?

>>6098985

Depends what you mean by "homo". If you mean "are sexually attracted to men", then not really. If you mean "were involved in anything that led to another man being turned on", then sort of, but that's a retarded definition.

Maybe somewhere in the world a neet lesbian is getting off to anon's art so the gay cancels out

>>6099030
Why do men like lesbians? Hint two pairs of tits are better then one.

>>6099040
>were involved in anything that led to another man being turned on
Yeah that's what I meant
>but that's a retarded definition
Then how would you define it?

>>6099064
Oh man, but of course! How could I have been so blind

>>6099030
because girls are faggots

>>6099139
The dictionary definition.
A homosexual is somebody who is sexually attracted to people who are the same sex as themselves.
Stop doing mental gymnastics to try to define straight people as gay, you insecure fag. There's literally nothing else to the definition.

>>6099027
*Fujostacies

i love making men cum and i love even more erping as a cute little girl for them to cum to interactively

>>6099199
do you crossdress and plug up when you erp?

>>6099199
least faggot westoid " male "

>>6099199
this the true coom meta

larp as a cute uwu e-girl and as long as youre careful o one should find out youre a dood

>>6099183
Ok then how would you define
"a man being involved in anything that leads to another man being turned on"

>>6099207
Idk, it's pretty easy to distinct between a man's and a woman's drawing, sometimes

>>6099235
I wouldn't define it as anything. You're so obsessed with homosexuality that you're letting it define your life.

>>6099286
No, I just came to this realization that NSFW artists basically make other men cum

>>6099295
Duh. Still doesn't make it gay.
A man makes a depiction of a beautiful woman. Other men like that woman and jack off to her.
Normal people aren't retarded enough to believe this has anything to do with homosexuality.

>>6099295
You're cumming to your own ideas of men cumming. How does that make you feel?

>>6099295
>tfw gloss and CSR made me cum at the same time
hot

>>6098947
Do you mean I should make /beg/ porn art to kickstart my drawing ability?

>>6098914
sound like they are like, chads, helping other bros, as always, in every aspect of their lives.

>>6099377
im like the worst of both worlds

>>6098914
This is a variant of the classic brain teaser.

Who is gay? The man who sucks dick? Or the man who cums from having his dick sucked by another man?

>>6099439
That one's easy. They're both gay.

>>6098914
Pimps make other men cum.
Are they gay? Of course not.
NSFW artists are the pimps of fictional women.

>>6099308
Yeah that makes sense haha

>>6099441
So if you put your dick in a glory hole and came buckets, then it was revealed that it was another man on the other side who sucked you off, you are saying that that would make you gay?

>>6099309
Well I'm more interested in the chic getting cummed to, so idk

>>6099473
The gloryhole wasn't part of the situation. In that case I'd say the person has bigger problems than wondering whether they're gay or not. Like getting checked for STDs.

>>6099343
>gloss and CSR
Who?

>>6099476
I just want to know if i am gay for putting my dick in a glory hole.

I dont want to take the chance of catching a full blown case of hands free faggorty

>>6099486
My advice is don't ever stick your dick into a hole when you don't know exactly what's on the other side.

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>>6098978
Its a metaphysical transaction dummies
Just like how a vampire cant enter your home without your permission
Learn2spiritual

>>6099377
Ah, I didn't think about it that way, thanks man!

>>6099454
I see!! Yeah, makes sense, thank you!

>>6099512
Teach me more, /x/-sama

>>6098914
Tina Fate was gay af for making a self-insert fem OC then draw them getting fucked

>>6099143
Yeah, you are kind retarded not to see it ngl

>>6098914
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it

It's a major turn on for me anon, and I'm not gay.
It's power, I think.
It's the power to control, it feels to me what a theater actor must feel when they hear 2000 people laugh at their jokes even if they are all all men, or metal music artist on the stage, even if they see all men banging their heads.
It's the feeling that you are creating something that gets so deep into a person's minds that produces a physical reaction or need.
And you did it just with your pencil, the drawing, the joke, the lyrics
I think that's rad and often made me question about humanity.

>>6100961
lmao what

>>6100964
Ok

>>6101012
Ikr

>>6101072
Ya that's sounds pretty awesome man, ngl

>>6098959
Money

Digital pimp hard at work. No one said it was easy.

>>6101923
True.

>>6098914
I dont think of the guy that drew pictures i jerked off to as gay. Never have.

>>6101934
Alrighty

I measure my success as an artist based on the amount of men I've made cum.

So far I've counted 5, just from people on 4chan who said they flapped to my drawings. Hopefully more though.

>>6101992
Based

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>>6102789
Thank you archer, very cool!

>>6102789
>A porn game had sex scenes in it
NO FUCKING WAY!

>>6098914
>What do you all think about this?

you are retarded.

>>6098914
I draw nsfw occasionally and i can confirm to you that i am indeed gay.

Then I'll become a yaoi artist!

>Implying I'm not bi and don't care/enjoy knowing I made anyone come indirectly
>tfw mtf art friend says she enjoys my thicc milf drawings I send her and they make her spill her girlmilk
>tfw wife wants me to build online persona using some real anon shots of her etc. over time to convincingly roleplay as a woman coom artist for more attention and money once I get good enough

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>>6105316
Based, ngl

>>6098914
Yes

I want to be a NSFW artist and I love the idea of other people comming to my drawings. I think it’s something important to have, you know I will love to hear how much cum they gushed out with my futa drawings, absolutely yeah.

I mean I used to (still do) sometimes cum in my own face while jerking off to futa so I don’t mind I love dicks (in girls though)

>>6105375
Based?

NSFW artists are succubus.

>>6105440
It's ironic how female NSFW-artists objectify themselves, it even looks like she's drawing herself there, pretty cool haha

>>6099064
aint better, lesbian extremely overrated. they can't even fuck

>>6099064
Lesbian sex is the most boring type they can't even fully satisfy each other without resorting to use a phallus object because their Baginas were designed to take dick and that's a fact.

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>>6105569
thats why futa is so based and rico

>>6105596
Yeah but have fun explaining that to a Lesbian without having her resort to a screeching banshee about how dicks are useless meanwhile she flicks her bean to other women getting topped by girls with strapons.

Liking girls is gay.

>>6105596
exactly

>>6105592
and prostates are made to be milked

>>6105619
y'ever think about it? if a guy gets pegged by a girl he's a sub and it's an embarrassment. but if a girl gets pegged by a guy that's just vanilla sex. think about it: BUILT IN. HARD WIRED. women are literally made to be a mans bitch. like if you're a woman you LITTERALLY get off to being pegged by men. no really imagine it, a guy sticks his thing inside of you repeatedly until it makes you cum, that's how they get off.

all this talk about equality while they're getting wet at the thought of being dominated. they're all perverts, they just fight it cause it's embarrassing to admit it.

>>6105747
Yeah but a few women hated exactly that aspect of themselves and futilely yearned to be like men, so I guess that's where feminism has brought us now today

>>6105592
two guys is better

>>6105592
Heh, never thought about it like that