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Guess how much this costs

>> No.6080901

>>6080895
I'd take it for free so I can scrap off the paint and reuse the canvas.

>> No.6080908
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6080908

>>6080901

>> No.6080912

>>6080895
>Christopher Johnson
>Studio Still Life with a Blue Chair, 2020
>Mixed Media on Paper
>49 x 25 inches
>£6250
So why aren't you selling your work for this much, anon?

>> No.6080915

>>6080912
Because I'm not Christopher Johnson.

Stop opening useless bait threads. At least try to make it funny or something.

>> No.6080916

>>6080908
I get paid £6250 for this shit!? and can now buy more alcohol and move some where with plenty of weed. owo

>> No.6080924

>>6080916
no, Cristopher Johnson is. you wouldn't even be able to mix the colors kek.

>> No.6080926

>>6080924
Colour mixing is the only thing about painting I'm good at.

>> No.6080927

>>6080926
sure you are kek

>> No.6080941

>>6080895
and there are NFTs that cost 500 million dollars, what is your point exactly?
paintings are non-fungible assets by defintion and are used as stores of value to evade taxes and launder money, their monetary value is entirely arbitrary by design in 99.9% of cases
there is a very real reason why most artists' paintings only go up in value after they're dead, and that's because they can't "print more" once they die
this has been the state of the art world for 300 years and counting, if not since forever, why do you think absolutely no one will ever give a single shit about your average twitter artist that can run circles around michelangelo or van gogh?

>> No.6080965

>>6080916
You get paid half of that after the gallery takes half. Assuming it even sells.

>> No.6081026

>>6080915
>>6080924
You are not simping for this shit right now. For the love of Christ tell me you are not simping for this garbage right now
captcha: jdkys

>> No.6081069

>>6080941
This. It's too bad, but what can you do...

>> No.6081075

If it's a good frame and you can scrape the canvass ... $27?

>> No.6081104
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>>6080895
most i ever sold a painting for was this one for $1100

>> No.6081112

>>6080895
I mean, does it get sold, is the question? you can put a price tag on anything, but is there even any buyers?

>> No.6081114

6k bongladeshi rupees isn’t that much 2bh, I’ve seen shitty copies of old paintings sell for that much, and those are worthless compared to originals
you gotta understand that price tag doesn’t mean the painting is worth that much or that anyone will pay for it, it’s just the price the gallery slapped on it so they can pretend they’re a super legit gallery so that when some retard comes along and sees all the garbage costing thousands of great pakistani pints he thinks “yep this is classy art innit, I can tell cause I’m classy”, he gives them the money so he can have a conversation piece that will let him pretend he’s a super legit middle class bloke (euro middle class, not the coolaid that burgers are supplied with so that they don’t identify with the working class because muh commies)
>inb4 money laundering
this is about 3 tiers below money laundering art trade

>> No.6081115

>>6080926
color mixing is the only difficult part of painting.

>> No.6081144

>>6081114
T. Never sold a painting so bitter and conspiratorial

Impressed no mention of the Jews though

>> No.6081154

>>6080895
Your not buying it, why do you care?

>> No.6081238

>>6080895
it isn't a very good painting, not worth 6.25 k

>> No.6081335
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>>6081104
That's a fair price

>> No.6081870

>>6080895
I feel like patrick bateman in that card scene looking at this.
Damn fine art.

>> No.6082232

>>6080941
>why do you think absolutely no one will ever give a single shit about your average twitter artist
Because Twitter is filled with bots. Also, because no one can think on Twitter.

>> No.6082262

>>6081104
damn
that looks like shit tho

>> No.6082288

>>6082262
it does have that white brooklyn coke head color palette doesn't it
looks like someone idled a bus and held the canvas in front of the exhaust pipe for 6 hours

>> No.6082742

>>6080895
6gorrillion

>> No.6083218

>>6080895
Fuck off Amawu.

>> No.6085082

I like it.