/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

The dad of the day is kot!
https://dad.gallery/users/355
Say something about art made by this user.

>>5032410
Cute art

which dads did you follow so far?

hello this is netizen I am losing my fucking mind

>>5032423
you ok m8?

>>5032425
dunno m8

>>5032432
M8....

Hey do you have an art instagram??
it looks amazing

>>5032423
Go talk to a professional and not a basket weaving forum thanks

>>5032456
sorry I thought this was a professional basket weaving forum

>>5032462
I am an inspiring professional basketweaver(won't post my basket don't ask) what is wrong?

>>5032453
Inno's profile's on DAD (the site in the OP)

>>5032453
(Cont) he also has an Artstation I believe but it has basically nothing on it.

I know this because I spent a lot of time trying to stalk his gains

>>5032418
anime dads

>>5032469
Thank you for your answers :)

>>5032474
Inno's stuff is so cool.

What themes are we doing for the artbook challenge?

>>5032476
Actually I'm dumb and lost myself looking for his dad"s profile and I must agree they have beautiful pieces

Back to Facebook.

>>5032485
Turn that FACEbook into your ARTbook entry. I want that DAD memorabilia, don't let me down!

>>5032482
Users are in the user tab

>>5032495
Oh I've found them thanks

>>5032507
Enjoy! Keep drawing

>>5032408
Inno, here is a cool idea. Make the entire hand doggo chrome. Make prints, pins and sticker. 100% sales. Shill to among us groups.

>Nsfw level: Safe
I can't draw tits for this?

>>5032642
You can, safe just means that the challenge itself by defualt is safe for users who are underage.

I’m sorry steve but that prompt reminds me of something a dry 70 year old high school English teacher would ask his students to write a 7 page paper on.

I don't get it. Is there a daily task or theme or something? Or is it just draw something every day? If so, whats the point of the website and threads and fluff surrounding it?

>>5032714
Why do you even bother reverse trolling?

Konsui you should use more references when drawing

this is netizen I'm all good now

>>5032799
*hugs you*

>>5032814

>>5032418
What does following do on DAD?

>>5032853
it sends an alert to the dad you follow, and it's visible to everyone else on your profile who you just followed

>>5032875
It also makes a notification in that box that tells you when someone’s posted their work or commented. Like “X just followed Y!”

>>5032875
>>5032877
Why even lie like this
>>5032853
It just moves dads' submissions you follow to the top of the page/highlights them on the browse submissions page. Much like how filtering threads work on 4chan.

>>5032884
Stop lying, >>5032875
>>5032877 this 2 are correct.
t. Banana

>>5032887
>>5032875
>>5032877

>mum friend is not following you

why even live, she was my beacon of hope in this desolate void called art

>>5032892
nsix needs to post this on the site so that people can STOP ASKING

>>5032875
Does that mean I can send love to my dad crush. Will they notice me?
Love, hate, crabe recipes, furry zoo guide, anime pillow sewing pattern, how to get laid with a simple drawing, and more. Everything you'll never need to know is in Dad tabloid challenge.
Subscribe now!!!

>>5032905
Yeah, that's nice and all, but how about you show us your butthole?

>>5032908
You come to the editorial meeting. That's how we greet each other.
Don't worry the room is entirely made of mirrors.

>>5032642
You can draw boobs I'm not sure if it will restrict entRies labeled NSFW but if it does submit a censored or cropped version tO the challenge

>tfw banana and nsix probably knows exactly how many followers each dad has
>they have THE SCORES

>>5032947
>Following dad's and not just having them follow you

Ngmi

i bet my left testicle mrpurin has the highest follower count

>>5032969
Lol I know who has the most followers just use inspect element

>literally more followers than on all of socials combined

fugg :DD

>>5032962
This.

now we can play a fun game where we post the submission page showing who we're following and other dads can try and guess who it is

new guy here, who do i follow?

>>5032983
shit taste

>>5032894
Who are you anon! I'll follow you! The feature just came out, I'm sure people are watching your progress! Also how can you know who follows you?

>>5033024
shut up you're not even my real mum

why the fuck is someone following me

I accidentally followed meself

>>5032983
Here's my favorite daddies

>>5033095
Because I like you Rayminiscule and Nessie. The two others were tests.

>>5032899
I'll add it to the help page when i go to patch a couple small bugs.

>>5032947
i don't have access to the db. nana does but i doubt he gives a shit.

>>5033105
i have to fix that. It doesn't cause an actually problem, but it is kinda dumb. RoR is shit.

>>5032877
>It also makes a notification in that box that tells you when someone’s posted their work or commented. Like “X just followed Y!”

no it doesn't. we removed that feature because we thought it would be annoying to get a notification every time someone submitted.

>>5033153
It would be cool if we could turn on the notifications for specific users that post rarely like the weeklies or dads that go out to buy milk and show up again 20 years later

>>5033184
what i'm saying is i want to know when lamprey and sleepy post

>>5033187
we have a todo to overhaul the notification component and add user preferences for things they want to be notified about.

let us know privately who we get followed by so I can nut to it

So is nazi imagery allowed here? Yikes

>>5033443
?

>>5033443
https://www.hinduamerican.org/blog/10-things-you-need-to-know-about-the-swastika/
i think this is what he meant, unironically

>>5033443
Is it choob?

>>5033443
Blade Of The Immortal.

Houses are up PogU

WAIT TILL THE HOUSES GET NAMED BEFORE JOINING (if you care)

>everybody stacking in house 3

PENIS HOUSE

HOUSES ARE UP
THIS MONTHS HOUSES:

RACCOON HOUSE
HANDS HOUSE
PENIS HOUSE

>>5033562
it seems that hands house is too powerful for daddies

>>5033564
they will eventually have to join hands houses.
i have it set so the difference in users between houses can't exceed 6 people.

so many pure daddies in penis house..

I would really like to thank some dads for posting today. Your awful drawings made me feel less like shit about my own art.
Thanks genzai, steve!, ObfuscatedGREEN, Zeke, JohnDoe, peppercake, duarte, Proton Pixel, ducker, Antoine, kulokun, Wilbe, Grabstein, Notosh, tsutra, Babastou, otherwho, KazooKD (I really didn't expect you to make something so disgusting! It's so refreshing to see good artists having a rough time), Channel IV, delirium.drop, Lafayette_Tiki, vaaanzzz, Ric, Sonne, Creatue, Chet, maze, lune, WhiteBoxStudio, Red, Courtier, azealia, john333, m-balcey, Valley, Aerce (リドローOK) (and to answer your question: no. It looks like you were watching a tutorial for 50 minutes and then quickly did something in 10), Astral (did it really took you 30 minutes? Yikes!), Torture, Freeinternet, teras314, Bureikuasu, Ashley, Ellie, 4v0v, meatmaster, masterbateman. I know I sound like an asshole, but your art genuinely made me a happier person. It takes a lot of courage to post drawings like on the internet and I appreciate that.

>>5033573

>>5033577
comment on my profile and tell that to my /beg/ face fucking bitch

>>5033577
>skipped

>>5033577
>skipped
Surely this is an accident.
Also who hurt you, hope you feel better

>>5033577
The one time I shouldn't be skipped
>skipped

I'm not in the discord, so I'm not able to ask directly. Can the picture I submit for the "All Hands on Deck" challenge be a study of another artist, or does it have to be something original?

>>5033577
t. beg

>>5033582
lol butthurt

>>5033577
based, I really need someone to tell me how much of a /beg/ I am so that I can find the courage to push myself even further

>>5033577
What a tool, even my shittiest scribbles 'mog' this entire board, let alone a random literal who. Heres your (You), retard

Cringe janny trannies deleting all offensive comments. If I wanted to be in a hugbox I would stay on r*ddit.

>>5033655
uh oh janny clean it up

AND THE WINNER IS...

>>5033665
VUSTA. THE LAST DAD STANDING AND THE KING OF PAGE ONE.
I STILL HATE FURRIES THOUGH. CONGRATS FAGGOT! *clap clap clap*

>>5033668
I didn't prepare anything fun but here's the final stats.

>>5033671
Summary, for some reason.

>>5033671
>batemen one of the top 10 pacifists
Unexpected

>>5033668
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>5033586
the rules stipulate that the piece you submit must be finished, that is all!
if you want to submit a full study, then thats fine, as long as its not just halfway done; though i would certainly look forward if you were to submit something more imaginative! show something only you can create!

>>5033668
the king reigns supreme

1 more month to make some progress!

>>5033694
Had me shocked too, but I suppose a more defensive play style can suit me as well whilst I wait for the peasants to do all the dirty work and swoop in last moment for the win. I’m sure I could take vusta

Thank you jannies.

which house should i join..

>>5033944
coon house

>>5033946
aye aye

>>5033944
Benis house

Guys I think Flash is officially dead, just went to /f/ and nothings working. Early internet is officially dead. F

>>5033970
How tf is the mangamaterials chick able to access posemaniacs?

>>5033970
it stops being supported after december 2020, not after nov 2020
manually enable it, bro. you're fine

do i join hands house so i can watch bateman lord over you all or do i join racoon house for the comfy feels

>>5033994
or join penis house to win

>>5033997
no :)

>>5034012
>yfw benis house obliterates your bussy

>>5034019
deeper daddy...

>steve is in penis house
sorry senpai, i have a fulltime job.

https://dad.gallery/challenges/345
only a couple of days left to join the perseverance challenge! you'll get a cool gold badge if you participate!!!

will notosh join houses

>>5034086
cool challenge, I'll sign up in a day or two when I see what kind of other dads are joining

The dad of the day is… Clif!
https://dad.gallery/users/448
Say something about art made by this user.

>>5034209
I only just realized that's a straw hat in the avatar and not more hair wtf

I feel like I don’t have a choice when it comes to houses but the teams are already stacked

penis house sounds way too lewd not to join

Alright you lot, I have nine hours before I start making bad financial decisions for gacha pixels, time to flip this fucking board. Who's gonna be the ultimate real estate agent? Who among us will reign supreme? With an iron fist of justice house Hands will most certainly rise above the rest, a pointing finger shall surely rise towards the heavens victoriously by the end of this month. Good luck, for what chance do the racoons and genitals stand against the very instruments of our craft.

prepare to be fondled you dick vermin

time for an afterwork all-nighter just so hands house will take the lead

Racoon is for furfags ngmis
Penis is for lewd fags and anime fags
Hands is for artists

>>5034314
preach brother

hands house is for morons who jack each other off all day

>>5034314
Poor show
Hands house resorts to putting others down instead of rising eachother up, how unfortunate

>>5034320

success breeds jealousy

requesting a nolife dad dropoff for house point hotel-alpha-november-delta-sierra

over

>>5034378
request received

dropoff in t-minus 3 hours

over

>>5034378
Give me 4 hours. Mini-drops incoming.

>>5034209
ilu clif!

I am really gald dad are having fun. I i am happy for all of you. Drawing is a way of life.

>16 mins per user
ohnonono hands house was supposed to be the serious one ohnononono

>>5034406
imagine getting roasted by glorified rats and meaty sticks

>>5034408
>>5034406
D-d-don't bully us yet, we're just getting started. Just you wait.

>join a house
>post as normal
>add time spent to subs
>this adds points to house
is that it?

>>5034415
don't post as normal. post twice as much.

>>5034418
But for what raisin? What do we win? I want glory, fame, attention LOVE FROM INTERNET STRANGERS. I want the final to be hinged on my efforts and a harem of tiny titted bubble butt 18yos to swwrm me in adolation. AND A BIG MILKY MOMMY TO HUG AND TUG ME

>>5034421
you will get an unbelievable amount of clout. and gains. it sounds like im kidding but im not

>>5034421
The gains and the excitement of victory against the enemy is all worth it.

>>5034421
Cause winning is nice and lording it over the other houses is what we are all here for

>>5032410
Kot KOT KOT PSPSPSPS

wtf you guys told me this was going to be a competition, not a fucking massacre.

>be hands
>the largest of houses
>1/3 of the hours of raccoon house

what the fuck

>>5034427
>>5034450
>>5034452
Alright I'll join, I want the clout, I wanna be top 3. now to choose a house...

What are houses, what even is this

Survey time
What do you think of the new follow feature?
https://frama.link/followsurvey

>>5034531
I ain't clicking that link.

>>5034531
why did you link to dad.gallery

>>5034536
I just did and instantly regretted when I realised this is 4chan. I may already be compromised.

>>5034539
Sorry wrong link
https://frama.link/followsurvey2

>>5034543
https://www.strawpoll.me/38428279
for those curious

>>5034523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RH0Gw7rt40
https://dad.gallery/houses

battle royale to determine which group of people can draw the most in a month, resets every first of the month with new teams you can join

>>5034548
or go to the house tab here ->
https://dad.gallery/help

>>5034540
/g/ is by far the worst offender. A few years back person posted an innocuous lookinh link to a site almost got me banned on said site for exploiting a hack and my account was immediately disabled.

are cath and bob still in the server?

>>5034531
I'm lovin' it. You can clearly see bests dads are the hardworkers.
>t. 00:00

Hand bros... it's over.

>>5034662
yes

>>5034666
not yet

>>5034668
ty

>>5034663
I think you're confusing houses with the follow feature. The follow feature lets you follow dads, which means that when they post you can see them at the top of the submissions page so you don't have to dig all the way through it for your favorite daddies.

>>5032408
Why Did they get rid of people from the /las/ discord? There weren't that many people to begin with.

get fucked raccoontaards

>>5034737
both dad and las do regular purging and the lascord was 5+ months ago. Where have you been?

>>5034666
bro it's still day one..

>>5034674
>>5034760
It's December, Satan knows he has no chance

I'm in the Penis house and I've been drawing for 11 hours. Hand bros... it's over.

RELOAD MVP HAND HOUSE SAVED

>>5034842
How does it feel to have to be carried by one person?

I’m gonna draw for 20 hours. Dicklets are finished.

>>5034845
This.

Raccoon bros... we need to work harder.

Penis house loves everyone, fuck you guys. Without hands, who would jerk us off? Without racoons, what would we fuck?

>>5034856
I kek

NEET!

NEETS need to be handicapped in houses.
Even if they’re on my team it’s not fun being carried.

>>5034885
What if I'm not a neet, but rather a self employed hermit?

PENIS DAD'S, DON'T STOP DRAWING! AS OF NOW YOUR BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT! YOU WILL DRAW, DRAW, DRAW! NO MASTURBATION, USE ALL YOUR RAW SEXUAL ENERGY ON THE CANVAS! FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE A THING OF THE PAST, THE ONLY FRIENDS AND FAMILY YOU NEED IS PENIS HOUSE. NOW WORK, WORK, WORK!

>>5034890
If you regularly draw 8+ hours DAILY (not just on weekends because I know that's fully possible) it's worth disclosing. That's full time hours, considering most people only draw ~2hours daily if that, you're basically contributing 4 people's worth of points on a daily basis.
I don't know if nsix or banana have plans for possibly power balancing but it would be a good thing to think about. I get this is all for fun and giggles but it's more fun when there's a bit of balance.
For example, j just made half (more than?) of the winning teams for this month's lashouses. Good for him but it made for a boring game.

>>5034925
if it gets to be a problem, i can create some of algorithm that balances out teams. i will need data for that first though. basically ill take your daily average of each user and prevent the average output of each team from being too unbalanced.

>idioluck posting old work from September
C'mon you're not even daily...

>>5034925
Lmao just draw more

>>5034945
That's it, I'm going to call idioluck the n word in his comments.

>level 10
>not a single mention
o-ok...

>uploaded first submission
oh god oh fuck what have i signed up for

>hands house already has 2+ full time artists
It's not fair bros.

>>5034902
Penis House RISE UP!

>>5034956
wouldn't that mean thy have even less time for non work stuff like dad?

>>5034963
To be fair Kazoo is working on her portfolio to find a job and Coin isn't employed yet either, they're just in the industry

all that shit talk and now they want to handcuff us bros....

>>5034945
TRIBUNAL!!!!
TRIBUNAL NOW
Also burn his house.

>>5034954
That's it! Chose your house more carefully next time. AH!

>>5034963
>>5034967
Coin just wrote in his submission he's going to dump 70 hours by the end of the week of work stuff.

>>5034968
I laughed out loud. Penis house and Raccoon house btfo

>>5034975
If it's blurred or nda it's not allowed though

>>5034982
I guess he's SOL then?

>>5034967
I just realised reload is also on hands haha

>>5034938
>>5034925
if teams are (auto) balanced what's even the point of teams lol just make it an individual motnhly competition. The houses aspect of houses hardly matters as it is with their composition being largely random and shuffled every month.
If they were persistent, like winner house moves to next month with same people and nobody else can join etc then it would actually serve a purpose.

>>5035025
It's so there isn't a landslide victory?
If there's an equal playing field it's easier to squeeze out an extra 100 hours if everyone tries vs having a team be 300+ hours ahead half way through the month. It's not rocket science.

>>5035043
There is an equal playing field, it's the results that aren't equal. If you balance the results then your contribution doesn't matter anymore.

I’m mentally retarded and still do not understand houses.

>>5035066
You must be >>5035061 then.

>>5035066
all u need to know is that raccoon house will win.

guys please don't take houses so seriously. nothing is at stake here. you don't win anything.

i don't want to have to implement a bunch of shit to moderate people. be chill and moderate yourselves.

>>5035092
I'm not sure if this is meant for the people complaining or for the people grinding 7+ hours.

>>5035025
i think the reason LAS houses has been sort of dead outside of the heavy hitters lately has been because it's always a landslide victory by people who spend half their waking hours drawing. if there was to be an auto-balancing, it should only be to ensure that the extreme outliers are not on the same team

>>5035092
if it's you nsix this is the most banana energy post you've ever made

YIKES!
Punishing neets just because they have more time is retarded; dad.gallery should reward more ambitious dads. If someone quit their normal job to draw more, he's a role model, not someone who's not allowed to play by the same rules as others
This auto balancing idea is fucked up

Next time just divide houses differently so each house has similar number of neets, jesus christ
it's not that hard

>>5035126
Yeah ok, but when are you going to stop acting black?

>>5035126
nvm I'm dehydrated

>>5035129
ur just jelly you don't have an art job :^)

>>5035126
>quitting day job just to draw should be rewarded
That’s just retarded and unrealistic. Why hired professionals even bother to continue to use dad is beyond me.
Just let the houses play out for now and half ass try to balance stuff in the future like Choob does in lashouses. (Not saying he’s half ass doing shit, but he doesn’t rely on algorithms to balance afaik, just knowing the general output of hours people usually have.)

>>5035136
But... I do have... an art job...

>>5035136
Picking cotton is an art job! Stop being inconsiderate.

>>5035092
This is what you get for adding competition to a bunch of literal autistic artists.

Enough talking about houses, say something about the submissions from today!

>>5035165
banana comic looks like hot garbage

>>5035138
>quitting day job just to draw more is retarded and unrealistic
Sometimes I forget how many casuals are on dad.

>>5035165
>houses
Penis house looks like a favela. Imagine the smell

>>5035177
Nigger, how can you fucking not see how many casuals are on dad? You are literally retarded. This site isn't for pros who have better shit to do.

>>5035177
>casuals
this is a videogame huh

>>5035181
>better shit to do than draw

>>5035165
i like your funny little handsona guy kazoo...
and creatue's portrait painting looks nice
Ava's hand is intense, I like it.
rayminiscule, that racoon makes me happy.
nice dicks proton

>>5035181
>pros who have better shit to do.
yeah because art pros are known for not drawing at all

>>5035178
Can we call Penis house dwellers smegma? Smegman? Smegdad? idk lol

>>5035188
You talk like someone who joined Penis house. NGMI

>>5035120
if it becomes a problem I'll fix it. but i want to see how this plays out first before i just start adding restrictions.

>>5035178
It's the stench of gmi and dick musk, you just jelly bruh

I wonder if the janny is on the dad dev team

>>5035203
he must be if he keeps defending people who call banana out

>>5035206
nah janny would do it if you attacked any dad. thread just only attacks banan

>>5035206

use your brain a bit

>>5035203
I do find it a little weird how thoroughly moderated the /dad/ thread is compared to the rest of the board. There are some fairly innocuous posts that get deleted, and then all the replies to that post get deleted as well.

>>5035066
It's as valuable and motivational as the streak system

>>5035213
probably to prevent stuff getting too off-topic.

>>5035209
I find it sus that this got deleted
>>>/ic/thread/S5032408#p5033577
There's a difference between one bully post and persistent harassment. I don't think a run of the mill janny would delete a post like that.

>>5035165

Bored of houses already?

>>5035165
Arguably one of the best artists on this site did some nice figure drawings, I look forward to seeing more from ‘him’ in the future and hopefully some original works too

>>5035223
You're right, freeinternet made some nice studies today.

>>5035223
Bateman why are you talking about yourself in third person?

>>5035243
because no one else will give him attention

>>5035213

whoever they are obviously knows /dad/ from head to toe

>>5035233
Don’t know who that is, but sure
>>5035243
I’m not him, there’s no way, besides, he’s such a god that it’s cool if he does it
>>5035246
Quiet, I’m sure he gets plenty of attention irl, he just comes here to shitpost once in a blue moon

>>5035213
>>5035247
I'm fairly certain it's either nsix or banana himself.

the discord server link

Houses? Like Fire Emblem: Three Houses, mom/s?

>>5035277
Houses like Harry Potter

>>5035263

you wish

it's best that you dont know

>>5035263
lol no

>>5035263
>>5035247
>>5035213
It's Paradox.

>>5035271
here
https://discord.gg/Pa7sDvdZnr
lascord link, going to stay open this month

>>5035300
you're a champ!

>>5035299
This is the right answer.

>>5035297
Ok I’m convinced
But for real, if it is y’all should be policing the non-existent dad forums instead of trying to turn the threads into a hug box. I love dad and all but don’t try to pretend 4chan isn’t for degenerates and assholes.

>>5035312

You really don't get it, do you? And hugbox? When all the shitposting is said and done from the devteam the same users get thrown under the bus like one big joke. It has been going on for over a year now. I'm glad the mod is stopping it before it manifests off-topic. You can see an example in front of your very eyes >>5035299

Don't dwell on it and you'll have a great dad thread.

>>5035300
Thanks

>>5035321
You don't need to get angry Pera/Paradox, I know you are the jannie.

>>5035321
>same users
"Users" implies a human being, and we all know pedophiles like Pera aren't human.

>>5034209
please please do more digital work

Mentally ill janitor is acting like a retard again.

>>5035345
Watch this one not be deleted even tho it's witch hunting someone, but just not against the almighty janny's friends. This place truly has fallen far, u guys should checkout www.reddit.org -- it might be a better fit for dad.gallery's future.

edit: oh no he delet it, I'm wrong xd thanks for the gold!!!

???????

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
amazing u guys stick around with this

>>5035393
I stick around for sticking my fat dick in your bleeding manhole XDDDDD

>>5035402
EPIC XDDDDDDDDDDDD

what the fuck is wrong with the hand dads

disgusting begs

>>5035406
Ikr lel X3

>>5035412
u mad :D

SHITPOSTING IS NOW VERBOTEN itt

>>5035432
Don’t you have your glorious dad discord to shitposters in? After all it’s super active and comfy.

>>5035223
This is a joke, right?

>>5035437
Here it's more active and comfier to shitposters in.

>>5035300
Does las still have houses now that dad has houses? If so, are people double posting to the discord houses?

>>5035450
las houses will continue as they always have, theres no reason why people cant do both if theyre in both
just remember that las counts 30 minutes as 1 point

Dadcord is lame, as shown by there being only one decent house name.
Lascord is way better.

What went wrong?

>>5035512
It hasn't even been 24hours.

>>5035512
hands house isnt a house but rather hands chinese sweatshop

>>5035512
Handfags got stacked with neets and people with art jobs, enjoy being carried, the rest of you faggots.

we got too cocky penisbros..

It’s now a race for second place LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>>5035524
Don't give up, penises are resilient and can take a beating.

based saucy

Why didn't my streak go up when i posted 4 times every other day? It says 3/5 for some reason.

>>5035577
You only get one point per submission period. Meaning you get 1 point if you're daily no matter how many submissions you post.

>people now posting multiple times per day and working on multiple pieces
we are entering into a new age of DAD. i predict that the art gains will increase by 250% due to the addition of houses

>>5035602
Well i post every other day and i posted after 1 day but didn't gain anything.

>>5035608

>>5035608
If you're submission deadline is every other day then you'll only get the point after 2 days have elapsed.

>>5035611
Ah i see, thanks

>>5035612
If you're posting every day, you might as well switch to daily and get the extra points, unless you want a safety net I suppose.

>>5035613
I don't want to stress myself out too much while i'm trying to get good at drawing so i chose this

hoo it seems like the raccoons are trying to catch up

check this..

Penis House? More like Limp Dick House

>>5035468
the house name submission period was mishandled, next time will be better

>>5035643
Penis house knows how to give a good dicking and hold out for the long run. Just wait coonhands.

Why can't we make custom and smaller houses? I feel like 3 is too few and house is too broad.

wait a sec. do i need to do 10 pairs of hands to get the hands badge???

Penis house! Keep your head up and praise the sun!

penisbros we need to try harder tomorrow

>>5035695
maple is a tryhard edgelord, ignore it

>>5035738
wait maple isn't a girl

Aye yo, fuck this shit. I give up.

oh right I forgot to submit

>>5035760
why the fuck didn't any of you participate in /las/ houses. you made me think i was worth something

>>5035760

I DEMAND A RECOUNT

>>5035607
I was cynical at first but I believe the same. Now i actually want to get my sketches finished, and put more ideas down, just cause i want to do my housemates proud. Houses reinforce the sense of community even more. I really think dad is a hidden gem that is doing us a lot of good

>>5035760
are people posting their timers like in las houses or is it just trusting them on their word?

>>5035774
Can house members be switched out after the fact?

STOP BEING MEAN TO PENIS

>>5035787
bateman stfu you are actively dragging down the average of your team

I think banning blurs for houses would be good both for trust and balance

>>5035804
I thought it was agreed blurs were already banned

>>5035810

Coin btfo

>>5035810
it's not in the rules

>>5035814
>>5035810
>>5035804
So are mods going to remove his points?

>>5035673
We’re about to reenact the history of Europe, aren’t we?

>>5035822
Wasn't it in Kazoo's video thing?

kaz is not affiliated with dad

>>5035831
she's a mod so she is, just not the one making the rules

>>5035831
That's general dad rules, not houses. And I'm pretty sure she asked nsix about the video and they okay'd it.

Honestly it's better if blurred pictures are allowed, I'll be able to cheat now.
Penis Bros, worry not, we are going to the top.

>>5035843
submits blurred sketch and sets the time as 720 min

circle jerk

>>5035855
Only in penis house

>>5035857
and hands while watching raccoons

mods real quiet now huh

What are they building in there?
https://youtu.be/DDBHscMTECw

>>5035875
they're tired from coding features

>>5035875
Mods too busy catching up in houses

only a few more days to join the perseverance challenge!
https://dad.gallery/challenges/345

>>5035963
that better be a male

>>5035968
of course!!!

>>5035968
>>5035970
God I want to fuck a cute twink.

kill all jannies

forgive your mother

>>5036018
There's nothing to forgive, she's perfect just the way she is.

forgive your foolish father

>>5036023
That I can't do, his departure has caused me too much pain and hardship in life.

>>5036018
>>5036023
The fuck are you on about, forgiveness and “turn the other cheek” are the most deluded philosophies out there, and the scum in question don’t deserve forgiveness at all, they’ve done done nothing to earn it and committed countless wrongs against me to prove they don’t deserve it
>>5036021
Normie take and I doubt it

If you had a chance to forgive your father then maybe you wouldn’t be so hateful towards daddevs.

>>5036032
Unlikely, I’m >>5036030
and I realized some time ago I’m always looking for father figures in teachers or other grown men since the actual bastard in real life is a tool

>>5036032
Maybe after my 3rd playthrough of FFX in a few months I'll finally forgive him, but until then it's very unlikely that I will.

>>5036038
Hey, I’m playing ff12 right now

>>5036046
why aren't you drawing

>>5036047
I’m doing my homework, well I’m supposed to be anyway

can anyone send that one submission where the boy is riding his own dick as a broom, like in the sky and stuff.

>>5036132
https://dad.gallery/submissions/85691
i gotchu bby

>>5036132
https://dad.gallery/submissions/85691

>>5036139
>>5036138
>Two people know exactly what it is under 2min
lamprey strong....

>>5036138
>>5036139
thanks bros.

i think the lamprey broom boy is one of the most iconic submissions on the website

>>5036148
>iconic submissions
This is another one that comes to mind
https://dad.gallery/submissions/63052
any others people can think of?

>>5036142
just want him back (again)

>>5036155
i will not sleep well tonight

>>5036155
tag urself im the dude front and center giving you a cute, knowing smile

>>5036169
i'm the lube (:

>>5036169
i'm the coomer behind him with the elated expression, alert eyes and b-cup tiddies :)

What's the name of the desktop stopwatch /dad/'s use?

>>5036277
https://neilblr.com/post/58757345346
i gotchu bby

>>5036288
thanks anon

https://www.strawpoll.me/39007928

>>5036339
I'm the over $100. Not sure how much it costs to keep the site running, but if he puts in the time, I can put in the money. This is what I spend on retarded impulse Daiso purchases every month anyway.

>>5036340
is this awetos

i wish a lot of the old heads would come back

rip nda fags

how do i make sure i don't get carpal tunnel

>>5036430
do stretches and draw with your elbow and shoulder more often

>>5036430
take breaks and work out. actors and other people who frequently appear on stage have vocal rest days where they don't speak a single word so that their vocal chords don't get worn out. if you being to feel pain, do the same for your wrist!

The dad of the day is… WhiteBoxStudio!
https://dad.gallery/users/1919
Say something about art made by this user.

Penis house it's time for our communal docking session before the 12 hour grind
It's mandatory, even for the ladies!

Do you lose levels when you don’t keep your streak up?

>>5036516
yes you lose all your levels. A streak has to be unbroken, but you can voluntarily change the post frequency if you like.

>>5036516
you lose your streak, your level, your honor, your integrity and all your gains

>>5036538
don't forget your penis privileges.

hey hands house representative here

could it be possible to make this an actual race?

it's getting pretty boring at the top

>>5036567
>t. 0 hr 0 min

>>5036567

>>5036577

sorry, I can't hear you over my house winning

>>5036535
>>5036538
I see, thanks.

Good morning best house.

>>5036665
morning fellow handy dad

>>5036665
Good morning dick dad

Good Morning, time to draw.

>>5036672
Forgot to post THE song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3mrxWSmd_s

>>5036504
draw porn already

Daddies are so hard working, I've never seen everyone put in so many hours. Who are you trying to catch up to now, dad? Are they in your own house? In another one? The race is still close and everyone is putting in a lot of effort, don't give up!

>>5036691
I'm trying to prevent Coin from being at the top by drawing more than 70 hours per week.

Who pays rent in the NEET house?

>>5034666
>>5036666
Satan is a Hand daddy confirmed! Master forgive me for today I will use the ultimate forbidden Penis technique so that I may defeat this wicked evil, I will rain down a shower of holy cum upon Hand House.

Once I'm done with this tiresome bullshit I will unleash my full power and my house will be carried to glory. I will do my best.

>>5036815
Good luck if you’re a dick

nnnnn don't shame me fellow housemates, I only have few drawing hours per week....

>>5036849
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?! DRAW WHEN THE BOSS ISN'T LOOKING! Unless you're in Racoon or Hands house, then you don't even have to draw.

Racoon bros unleash your furry power!

>>5036867
if you overpush it you'll end up with ed

h-hand dads.. I don't feel so good.. n-not enough hours.. in.. a.. day..

Is there no way to stay logged in? Its kinda annoying to have to do that everyday

>>5036896
but theyre winning

>>5036769
yo mamma

>>5036900
buy a dad gold membership

>>5036900
I haven't had to log in in months, I just have it bookmarked on my toolbar.

>>5036901
Yeah but all of our teammates are too powerful, making us look bad in comparison. I'd rather be the best of the worst house than in the middle of hands, we must get stronger.

>>5036914
Just draw 13 hours and you’ll beat literally everyone there.

>>5036900
You can edit the cookies to make the sessions not expire but I can't remember the edits off my head

>>5036926
but I work for 10 hours a day

>>5036948
The session duration is only secured by the cookie? Giving out infinite tokens I guess. BIG kek

This goes for my Raccoon Bros:
"Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream, and not make dreams your master;
If you can think, and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings, nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And, which is more, you’ll be a Man, my son!"

Stay strong bros, we can do this.

>>5036963
That's the point of cookies, technology retardlet. Why do you think that deleting every cookie logs you out of every website immediately, why 4chan ties cookies partly to bans and why I can automate and bot the shit of online everything with only my cookie as authentication?

>>5036972
no amount of cringe is going to save you from your dicking and fisting racoonKEKS

>>5036755
I won't be posting work hours because people will get upset, probably going to only post what I do in the weekends or just stop posting on dad idk

>>5037026
We did it Penis bros! 1 down, 27 to go.

>>5036948
I'm can't figure this out. I can only find an x_auth cookie that expires next month and a _workspace_session cookie that expires at the end of a session but the site overwrites it every page visit anyways.
I tried fiddling with both but it hasn't made any difference. How am I supposed to do this?

What do you do on days you are too physically tired to draw?

I only drew for a total of 1 hour yesterday and even that was broken into two 30 minute sessions. I was working all day, I was sleepy, cold and my feet hurt. I finished a drawing but i felt like i cheated myself out of a day of improvement.

>>5037041
dont feel guilty anon
sometimes you have to recover and take a moment to yourself
if you really feel you cant that day take it off and enjoy the day off of drawing with something else
then hit it hard the next day

>>5036339
ok $170 a month
what third world country could we convince banana to live in

>>5037041
start walking/exercising

don't only lift if you do, it wont help beyond stress release

>>5037062
>start walking/exercising
My job requires me to pretty much walk and be on my feet all day. I still think your advice is good, I should exercise.

>>5037040
I used a cookie extension for chrome to make my changes readonly.

https://youtu.be/in4zdlJhxdM

>>5037041
Just rest

>15 hours and 9 minutes
Its over

move over, I'm coming for that top 3

>>5035773
I'll be darned. Merry Christmas to you too, anon!

>>5036847
I am. Me and my phalus compatriots will turn the tides.

>>5037141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y
penischads RISE UP

>dad.gallery/submissions/90690
Ok, you are a beg. Ok, you may have sketched a few poses before starting the final. Ok, kiddo.
But fuck, ten hours for this? Are you for real?
It only means one thing: TRIBUNAL!!!
Tribunaled dad got their house time reset, when? NOW!!!

>>5037167
as a fellow /beg/ completely fucking ass at painting I'll believe it, he probably also redid it a billion times as is common for /begs/

>>5037167
>dad.gallery/submissions/90690
>Time Spent: 177 minutes
Penis bro... were you dropped as a child?

>>5037167
Im pretty sure he combined the previous submissions into the total 10hrs

My bad.
>dad.gallery/submissions/90690
Ok, you are a beg. Ok, you may have sketched a few poses before starting the final. Ok, kiddo.
But fuck, 177 minutes for this? Are you for real?
It only means one thing: TRIBUNAL!!!
Tribunaled dad got their house time reset, when? NOW!!!

>>5037182
>other houses so scared of losing the lead they have to put the hard work of /beg/s down
Stay classy coonhands.

Keep working hard Ava, you’re doing great.

>>5037183
That was a limp penis, I'm sure of it.

>>5037182
I will get better! I will work harder for you!