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4983865 No.4983865 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>getting a brand new gaming rig
>dad ask where did i get the money since i don't have a job
>trying to explain him that i do drawings for clients on the internet
>he ask me to see some of those drawings
>99.9% is furry porn
what now bros?

>> No.4983867

Just tell him what you do. If he still wants to see it’s win win

>> No.4983872

>>4983865
Turn your father into a fursona!

>> No.4983881

>>4983865
draw something not furry porn ig :/

>> No.4983882

>>4983867
I don't want to lose his respect, besides some pictures are gay furry ones and i'm not gay at all.

>> No.4983883

>>4983865
he is asking that to see if you're not selling drugs, just do 1 drawing of something safe

>> No.4983885

>>4983865
Say, I can't show you the drawings specifically because NDA, but I can show you examples. then you just pull out some imgs from google.

>> No.4983899

>>4983885
thanks anon, i think this is the best solution for now. I hope he dosen't talk about this with anyone else. I don't want to hear about free drawing request from other members of my family or shit like that.

>> No.4983902

>>4983865
Draw something for him that looks like someone would have wanted it.

>> No.4983907

Suck his cock, keep us updated OP! ;-)

>> No.4983940

>>4983865
Take some pictures from the drawthread and tell him those are yours... Unless he has a social media account and decides to follow you, you are fine.

>> No.4983989
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>>4983865
Create an alt account where you post SFW paintings of like portraits, still lifes etc. You get to increase your skills plus cover your disgusting degeneracy behind a veil of a vanilla painter. Also the NDA shit is retarded and can be debunked by "I just want to see it, I am family" it will only look like you are hiding stuff.

>> No.4983993

>>4983865
Make some cute SFW pics.

>> No.4983994

>>4983885
>Say, I can't show you the drawings specifically because NDA
Imagine unironically saying this to your dad, lmao

>> No.4984002

>>4983907
Op here he just jizzed in my mouth wtf

>> No.4984004

>>4984002
What does it taste like?

>> No.4984009
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4984009

>>4983865
just say you stole them or some shit.
where does it mention you HAVE to deal them what you do, they don't have to know shit as long, and why do they have to? as long as you make money you make them and it's your business, not theirs.

>> No.4984012

>>4983994
Some people know restraint unlike you, you stupid fucking tranny.

>> No.4984019

>>4984012
It's a shit idea because you can't just assume his dad will be dumb enough to fall for it. Cope.

>> No.4984020

>>4984004
It was warm and salty and I was forced to swallow

>> No.4984042

>>4983865
Show an image you did, and show how much you got paid for it. Even if you don’t like that kinda stuff, or “don’t like that kinda stuff”, perverts do pay handsomely.

>> No.4984053

>>4984002
i always fantasized with the idea of being filled with coom, i'm not gay btw.

>> No.4984097

>>4983865
>Not having some simple anime drawings to use as a cover when people ask what you draw
Anon, you are not very bright

>> No.4984115

Listen here, discard advice of a retards. It is I, /thread answers posters came to aid you.

What you do, is say that you uploaded your works to internet, to clients. And now they gone from your PC, you uploaded them. So you cannot show them. You welcome.

>> No.4984147

>>4983865
Why don't you help your family with that money, freeloading fuck?

>> No.4984258

>>4984097
Not doing extra work that worth shit just for cover your ass
that's not retarded, maybe lazy

>> No.4984267

show him some sketches from the drawthread

>> No.4984269

>>4983865
Share work pls?

>> No.4984272

>>4983989
Make a burner sfw account. This is smart. Do this

>> No.4984301

>>4983865
stop playing video game and start drawing

>> No.4984322

>>4983865
>no job and living with parents
>spend what small income you have on video games
why do people do this? get your priorities straight

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>>4983865
Draw something that looks concept art related. Even if you're lying it'd be good practice

>> No.4984445

>>4984301
why not doing both?

>> No.4984495

Imagine having literally nothing to show you’re an artist except furry porn, pathetic, absolutely pathetic

>> No.4984513

>>4983865
just put some random shapes of color on canvas and call it abstract art

>> No.4984514
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>>4983865
Be a fucking man an show it to him Anon. It is all better and more respectful if you are honest about it the both you and your dad can live guilt free. Living guilt free is awalys better than living in constant fear and have it grind away at your nervs, day by day and night by night until you are a wreck.

If he asks "why do you do this" becasue he thinks it is disgusting, humiliating,weird etc. You can tell him that shoveling shit for a living or cold calling people on the phone or working at a burger place is not any less dignifying than doing this. You do not do it for pleasure but because it is easy pays well, shoveling shit for a living is also easy. Furthermore this keeps you from exposing yourself to the people which, considering this pandemic situation, is a huge plus thus protecting both yourself and your father from the pandemic. You can also say that obviously this isn't your end goal but anything is better than nothing.

Go for it Anon, it will all be okay!

>> No.4984516

>>4983865
show the 0.01%

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>>4984516
>I lied about the 0.01%

>> No.4984533

>>4984531
draw some sfw, cartoony furries then

>> No.4984544
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>>4984533
>I didn’t grind anything except buttholes and doggy position
>can only draw figures in doggy style and extremely detailed buttholes

How do I make this sfw?

>> No.4984556

>>4984544
you're fucked sorry...

>> No.4984606

google 'family pet photo'
flip it
set opacity to 5%
spend an hour painting over it in an oil brush type way
tell him people pay you to do paintings of their pets

>> No.4984629

If my son told me he worked as a prostitute I'd whip him with a belt desu

>> No.4984640

>>4983865
Explain to him that in the kind of society we live in, these kind of drawings are a necessity. Someone has to draw them and that someone will inevitably have a father. You are that someone. Accept your destiny and embrace it OP

>> No.4984646

>>4983865
How do you get this hustle set up? I have the drawing skills, I just don't know where to go or what to do to sell it. I'll draw any fucked up shit for money. There is no low to which I won't sink. Just give me your money.

>> No.4984649

>>4983867
>>4983872
Exactly, you might get a new client

>> No.4984783

>>4983865
Just fucking steal some art off twitter and say its yours. Your dad isn't going to reverse search whatever garbage you show him
>>4984629
A son who makes money and is thrifty enough to find decent work and buy their own shit is better than a do-nothing son or some mindless automaton who will just go through the motions of life.

>> No.4985302

>>4984495
pyw

>> No.4985682

>>4983865
Just tell him you draw weird porn and that he should step off.
Draw a SFW picture to prove you can draw if he doesn't believe you.

>> No.4986669

>>4983865
Just draw new stuff that’s not NSFW furry art and claim you drew that for clients. Offer to draw him some sports or military art to further convince him and distract him with something else.

>> No.4986682

>>4984115
So an artist who earns money from his drawings, that could potentially aid in his portfolio's look, just deletes his work?

>> No.4986683
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>>4984783
this. i stole a lot of art from one of my favourite artists to tell my parents it was my own, then forged bank statements so they think i'm making a better living than what i actually make. they don't ask for rent, so it doesn't matter how much money i make, I'm just trying to grind as much as possible so i can be living the lie so to speak.

>> No.4986690

>>4983865
can you really not draw something sfw and preferably not furry just to get him off your back?

>> No.4986693

>>4986690
of course not, otherwise this bait wouldnt work

>> No.4987563

>>4986690
why drawing something you don't enjoy and people don't care about? to prove your parents you're not selling drugs?

>> No.4987569

Just show him someone else's drawings you retard, he won't find out

>> No.4987607

>>4984646
How to reach you?

>> No.4989321

>>4983882
and gay dud you just have to show someone else's work