/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>4962213
Nope, not bad at all. Don't forget to show her your drawings for maximum effect.

>>4962213
chris chan style

not sure what you mean by "bad" but it is certainly cringe as fuck

>>4962213

uhh yikes???

>>4962213
its definitely creepy but all the best artists in the world were creepy so its okay

>>4962213
Draw your crush getting gang bang by Bridgman, villpu, and loomis mating pressing her

>>4962213
only if it's not nsfw

>>4962213
Show her this wonderful artwork, she is like a muse to you. Guarantee she will start blowing you on the spot

>>4962213
you call that a drawing?

I draw my (pretend spoilers work) celeb crush on the daily, amazing muse if you ask me

>>4962213
It's only bad if they never get to appreciate it.

I’m planning on drawing coom of them but idealized, since she really fucking let herself go and she’s a year younger than me, and we’re still in our teens. I mean holy fuck, why does an 18 year old have nasolabial folds deeper than the marianas trench? I don’t see her anymore anyway, but I think she could’ve been a good slave if we’d gotten together when she was still cute

>>4962659
zoomers are so weird and pyw

>>4962665
Here

>>4962213
Yes, that's creepy, bro. Reminds me of that time in HS where a dude put his beg drawing of him and me in my locker. Creepy, to say the least.

>>4962671
Based, hopefully he raped you or another afterwards

>>4962671
YOUR A GIRL???????

>>4962665
This

>>4962671
Post feet

If you're god-level and average looking they'd be impressed, if you're god-level and good looking they'd be flattered. If you're god-level and ugly it will be creepy. Anything below god level is cringeworthy even if you're a Chad.

Im a mediocre artists and I have done this before in order to get laid. It works. Just have HER suggest it, and then you're golden.

>>4962671
I'm sure you're black

>>4962704
good thing you just need to be high beg for normalfags to believe that you're pro

>>4962672
Kys retard.

>>4962728
Race has nothing to do with this. It's just creepy period.

>>4962671
Was it like in Napoleon Dynamite???

>>4962867
Silence, blown out negress

>>4962867
Nice falseflagging. I didn't reply to the bait. I also never said I was a woman.

>>4962704
Yeah here's how i know you don't go outside and definitely don't interact with people. I mean your incel idelogies would be enough, but still.
Normies get impressed even when you show them something that belongs to /beg/

>>4962213
Nope but you should make sure she sees them somehow.

>>4962964
Nahhhhhhhh

>>4963004
anon, people are just being polite.

>>4962671
post sauce or din hapen

>>4962671
Post armpits

>>4962213
I can't even imagine how pathetic you must be you utter cuck wtf

>>4962512
I've always thought giving a person his or her portrait as a present is super weird even though it's kind of common. I mean why would you want your own picture in display, to look at it and take pride in your beauty? That would be a narcissistic behavior.

>>4963367
>to look at it and take pride in your beauty
Yes that’s exactly it. I want to admire my own form and capture it on the canvas rather than go look in the mirror every time I feel like checking myself out

>>4962213
>crush
How old are you? You know that 4chan is an 18+ site right?

>>4962213
Crush, no.
Who you want to fap too? eh, not really.

>>4963796
Fucked that up.
Drawing crushes is kind of stupid.
Drawing women you want to fap to is a-ok.

>>4963775
stop acting tough. Its cringe

>>4962213
Not at all OpiE!

>She is God.

>>4962249
this is correct

>>4962213
I think as long as no one but you sees it you can draw anything you want

>>4962213
I draw my waifu having sex with proko

>>4963004
Yeah, here's how I know you have zero self awareness and is delusional. They will be grateful about the effort you exerted and for the fact that you admire them, not the drawing itself. For example, you are Trisha and I'll give you this >>4963016, will it give you bragging rights? would you show it to your friends?

>>4964991
That's from a movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIyPCcbKfSQ

>>4965515
That doesn't change anything he said

>>4962213
make the drawings funny and then make her see them. you will score bro trust.

>>4962213
How is Dan these days, he's definitely up there on my 'is this funny or a cry for help' list of artists.

>>4962213
I always wanted to make a comfy gouache portrait of my crush in the style of Pre-raphaelites and Mucha. Like the scene in Titanic except tasteful and actually good. That is until she turned me down for some fuckboi who played guitar.
Last year I also designed a modern crystal glass vase and named it after her name in french (she speaks french). I was so in love I'll probably stay a virgin till my late twenties because I can't conceive a thought of holding a girl that's not her.
Feels bad bros

>>4962213
Probably but who's going to stop you?

>>4962213
It's not wrong to draw, just ask for her persmission. But if done without perms, do keep it hidden from her eyes or she might find you creepy af.

>>4962213
Yes, it is really bad unless they ask for it. That is a sure way fire to lose any chance of going to bed with her

>>4962213
>pictures
that 's' on the end is the real problem

>>4964991
Cherrypicking

>>4966651
It's just one immediately available example but it still supports my argument dumb fuck.

>>4966466
Who???

>>4962269
You do this to the girl you couldn't get

>>4962213
For the younger autistic lads, let my experiences help you avoid the omega cringe you will have to live with. If you give your crush a drawing of them, i'd say you are forcing a coin flip and in worse cases rolling a dice. You can choose the none autismo route of doing a drawing of them and either wait till your skill is high enough so the odds are best in your favor. If you fail and the receipent is polite you might be permafriendzoned but prolly worse if you attempt to push further if the drawing doesn't produce the response you wanted.

>>4967762
But it's for online not IRL

>>4962213
It's a pretty bad idea yeah...

>>4962213
Buddy do you have discord? I legit do the exact same kinda art. We should be friends.

>>4966466
people here don't even remember dan anymore, good for him

>>4962230
Retard

>>4962213
Spent three hours burning a bunch of sketch books I had because my crush was coming over and I didn't want her to find the drawings I had made of her giving birth/laying eggs/gaining 200 pounds/having exercise-ball-sized tits/voring me. I would say it's a bad idea

>>4962671
Was his name napoleon?

>>4975351
You.

I can't even lie, I've been lonely as fuck.

Nope, draw em all you want

>>4962213
Yes, some anon got his ass fucked hard by drawing CP from his crush

>>4977541
I can't.

a muse is good to have but that fire for your crush will definetly weaken with time
you can just not show them the damn drawings or simply trash it
don't think you can buy love with art

>>4962213
only if its hentai

>Work at company with mostly attractive girls
>Be attractive myself and a few girls obviously like me
>For some reason have a crush on the butterface girl
>Never want to admit it
I don't even know how this happened but I blame it on cooming since I was 13. My brain is totally fucked

>>4980625
Trash'em??

>>4980855
do you keep all of your old drawings?
i don't see anything bad on keeping track of your own progress but why keep the embarassing crush drawings?

>>4962213
these images try too hard
do the artists really think girls think that way or what
can any girls confirm if they think this way

i drew this guy so many times

>>4975187
Lmao same

>>4980676
Some butterface girls have the nicest personality and tiddies.

>>4962213
yeah bro, DMCA prone

>>4980676
hey anon here's some actual life advice you should heed. Do. not. date. coworkers.

You don't shit where you eat right? Don't do that.

>>4977547
for anyone who missed it
>>/ic/thread/S4912534

>>4980676
can you portray her butterface on a beautiful drawing? sounds like quite the task and a real test of your draftmanship lmao
how is this not an art challenge thread

>>4981506
I'm about to quit anyways, but I don't think I would want to date anyone here. I don't plan on living in a golden cage the rest of my life, and they are all extremely materialistic.

>>4982664
why

>>4984172
Because I realized every job wants replaceable cogs and if I stay here that's all I'm going to be. I got really good at what I do because I spent a year going all out trying to do something I wasn't capable of pulling off, but now I'm stagnating. I remember more of that year than I do the last 4 years of being employed.

>>4981517
His first and only mistake was that he admitted it, what an idiot.

>>4981506
Sometimes I take some fruit into the bathroom when I'm taking a shower

>>4981307
he looks dead inside

I draw them getting fucked by a loomis mannequin

>>4981208
I had a male friend give me a drawing and hints he liked me, and they were cute and non-sexual. I refused him (not my type) but appreciated the drawings none the less. Dedicated art is nice!

Draw'em as cartoons

>>4964991
You can be vaguely competent without being super super good at something you know. It's the same as playing an instrument, there's a wide gap between some random dude playing seven nation army badly and a Vai tier virtuoso. You don't need to be amazing to impress someone with no real understanding of the field.

>>4962213
Depends, anon.

>you´re attractive and possess basic social skills
Show her. It might increase your chance at landing a hit
>you´re ugly and/or devoid of basic social skills
Just COOM to it and never show or mention it. She´ll think you are some creep or weirdo who will break into her house and slit her throat while she sleeps

>>4985799
that's someones daughter man.

Don't get me wrong, I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>4986687
there was no greater moment in my life than finding out my child was a boy. im sorry ladies but god damn I would not want to be a woman in this world. I think this is why I cant comprehend trannies

>>4985785
based monke

>>4984277
that's called growing up, dont throw away a stable job with hot girls unless you have another idea. remember we are serfs for the rich, not free citizens. dont want you to end up on the street

PLEASE JUST ASK ME OUT ALREADY

>>4985792
well he is, probably why things didn't work out and never will

>>4962213
Probably weird but I've done it

including nsfw ones

and no they no longer exist I destroyed them

>>4981208
Girls like getting their portraits done. It's still not an indicator that they want to fuck you, though.

Theres this girl I used to talk to but she always sent me her pics so I saved them all and I am just going to draw her, thats why I started drawing because I want to draw gore pictures of her.

>>4987756
Did she hurt you or something?

>>4987786
Yes. I plan on sending her a zip folder out of nowhere that shows my progress where I am now currently ngmi to moon. Cause she is a artist as well and she cant take criticism.

>>4987804
try not to get arrested, anon

>>4987820
How? All I did was draw pictures, and send it to her, at least thats the plan. I did find out where she lives though. But I cant get arrested for drawing pictures.

>>4987824
drawing gore of her might be seen as a threat I dunno

The only reason I got so much into art is to be able to draw better pictures of my crush. zero regrets.

>>4987834
Based

>>4963367
if I were to receive a portrait of myself from someone out of nowhere, I'd be flattered
I'd view the picture more like "someone drew this for me and thats nice" rather than "this is a drawing of me and that's nice"

>>4987834
cringe

>>4987834
Only doodles?

>>4987834
post your crush

>>4990224
you want a photograph of some girl who's not ready for the limelight ?

>>4988344
Are you sure bitch

>>4987834
But no cartoons??

>>4980676
13 isn't exactly early. I started at 11 and would fap prior my first coom.