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4934515 No.4934515 [Reply] [Original]

My (22M) friend (20F) is an art student and asked me if she could draw me naked. What the hell did she mean by this? Is she covertly saying she's interested in me or what?

>> No.4934533

>>4934515
She probably just wants to draw you. Do it and then draw her. Rinse repeat until you’ve both made it

>> No.4934544

>>4934515
She needs a simple simp as an model who doesn't ask for money. That's you.

>> No.4934548

>>4934515
maybe, but maybe she also just wants a model.
hard to say from just this.

>> No.4934555

She wants to fuck, you play your cards right she'll be sucking your dick with art supplies tossed to the side.

>> No.4934556

>>4934515
Say yes but ask to draw her naked too

>> No.4934570

she wants the d but is too worried about appearances to admit it directly
do not bring it up or attempt to start anything, she’ll just put up a wall
just maintain eye contact as you model for her and try to keep up a massive hardon for the duration, never fails
if you think the atmosphere is getting awkward, break the ice by saying something like “is it hot in here or is it just me”

>> No.4934575

>>4934515
I think not.
Depends where you from, it can be quite expensive to hire a model, just make sure she would do the same for you , and like anon said, she draws you, you draw her and you both a step closer to proficiency

>> No.4934578

>>4934570
kek im seeing some scrawny /ic/ crabfuck weeb trying this and going full spaghetti

>> No.4934580

>>4934578
I mean, most artfagettes I know go for tall, scrawny soitypes

>> No.4934581

>>4934578
Retard, OP is not even a regular. He posts like he's from reddit, he's probably a fit sub-Chad in art school with a flock of artists girls all trying to get on his D.

>> No.4934600

>>4934581
god, I hate reddit, they’re so fucking hot and masculine

>> No.4934607

>>4934581
he could be from adv not reddit. adv is reddit lite

>>4934600
kek

>> No.4934609

>>4934570
kek

>> No.4934624

>>4934515
She's saying that she's interested in not being ngmi, a position you should also aspire to be.

>> No.4934687

>>4934515
Glad to see someone here has a self esteem

No, she doesn't care about your dick, she just needs a model

>> No.4934878

>>4934624
What is ngmi?

>> No.4934891

>>4934878
ngmi.

>> No.4934893

>>4934878
not gonna make intercourse

>> No.4934939

>>4934878
never gonna mate incel

>> No.4934941
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4934941

>>4934939
That’s what you think

>> No.4935030

>>4934941
this has gotta be bullshit

>> No.4935034

>>4934941
>>4935030
It is most likely. They probably count being looked at by an uggo as sexual assault.

>> No.4935039

>>4934941
>>4935030
The takeaway is that a lot of "reported cases" are bullshit or unprovable. Don't fall for the assumption that everything reported is true.

>> No.4935065

>>4934600
Kek.

>> No.4935173

>>4934515
>Is she covertly saying she's interested in me or what?

No. She wants a model she doesnt have to pay.
It might help you to get out more. There's some research that says lonely people often confuse normal interaction as romantic overtures.

>> No.4935215

>>4935173
t. low t cuck

>> No.4935251

>>4935173
>Is she covertly saying she's interested in me or what?

Guess I'll tell her to fuck off then

>> No.4935278

>>4935039
I think it's estimated amount of unreported cases which is even more absurd

>> No.4935282

>>4934941
not raping is LITERALLY cucking yourself

>> No.4935284

>>4934515
if shes not all into you now theres a chance she will be after staring at your naked body for however many hours the session takes.

>> No.4935292

>>4934544
toxic, ew

>> No.4935297

>>4934515
lol why would you not take that offer? Many people wish a girl would ask them something like this. Doesn't even matter if she wants more, if she does it's a bonus

>> No.4935311

>>4935297
What if he's a dicklet and insecure about it

>> No.4935351

>>4935311
just do it. Likely she won't even notice

>> No.4935364

>>4935297
What if he gets an erection mid pose?

>> No.4935403

>>4935364
Then it's a porno setting. Honestly any woman brazen enough to ask a man to sit naked in front of her won't be too offended by an erection. It's, at a minimum, a sensual situation.

>> No.4935461

>>4934515
OP this is 80% humblebragging to your secret art club and maybe 20% fear/uncertainty. You already know how to approach this and nobody here will be able to tell you anything you don't already know. Be a normal human adult male as best you can and let her do her drawings. If you get an erection, gauge her reaction and respond accordingly, defaulting to lightly humored shame to avoid displaying any strong intention to either side (prudent or horny.) From there you can hopefully judge whether this is 'the moment' or not by what she says or does, but you CANNOT make a move unless she does. If your call is wrong, or even just too forward, it's atleast 5x worse with your dick out than if you were to approach this in a normal setting. Quick way to traumatization of both parties, and you never know a person well enough to judge whether they'll use the sexual assault card somewhere down the line.

If you don't get an erection, then it will probably go smoothly and you can approach the topic of drawing her in turn. From there you've atleast got a way to bond over something sensitive, if you end up making it a more regular thing.

>> No.4935515

>>4934515
>Is she covertly saying she's interested in me or what?
She's covertly saying she's interested in drawing you naked
What is it with you niggas and thinking anything involving nude posing is sexual in any way? Have you never painted people you know? It's the same thing, this is just a tool for studying.
Trust me, if she wanted to fuck you, you'd probably know

>> No.4935525

>>4935461
>If you get an erection, gauge her reaction and respond accordingly, defaulting to lightly humored shame to avoid displaying any strong intention to either side
This post is the best one, but this part right here is THE thing, if you get an erection don't take it too seriously or try to fucking make a move on her. Also, just relax, if you keep thinking about your penis you're both gonna have a terrible time

>> No.4935537

>>4935525
>>4935461
>t. virgins
the correct way to react to getting an erection is raising your eyebrows and loudly exclaiming “OH-OHHHHH WE SEEM TO HAVE A PROOOOOOOBLEEEEEMMMM~” in a medium high pitch

>> No.4935542

Literal reddit tier thread. Stupid faggots.

>> No.4935547

>>4935461
>Quick way to traumatization of both parties, and you never know a person well enough to judge whether they'll use the sexual assault card somewhere down the line

He shouldn't get naked because it'd be risky as fuck

>> No.4935569
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4935569

>>4935461
>gauge her reaction and respond accordingly
>respond accordingly

>> No.4935857

>>4935461
>Be a normal human adult male as best you can and let her do her drawings

That's the opposite of normal anon

>> No.4936019

>>4935173
>There's some research that says lonely people often confuse normal interaction as romantic overtures.
>asking someone to be naked in front of you
>normal
>>4935515
What reality are you from where being naked in front of someone you're not involved with isn't weird at all. Even if her intention is 100% just to get a real life nude reference, there's almost no way in hell she doesn't know it's at least a bit weird. Assuming this situation is even real, why ask him to be nude and not in his boxers?

>> No.4936072

>>4934515
stfu redditor

>> No.4936156

>>4934515
>My (22M) friend (20F)
This isn't reddit bro, go simp over there

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4936233

>>4934533
>My (22M) friend (20F)
How about you go back to fucking Reddit with your basedspeak?

>> No.4936238

>>4936233
Ignore the quote.

>> No.4936335

>>4934581
I have heard that Reddit users are seen as desirable romantic partners.

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4936396

>>4934515
>My (22M) friend (20F)

>> No.4936716

Bump

>> No.4937492

>>4935461
Men always get erections in situations like that

>> No.4937514

>>4934515
yes

>> No.4938112

>>4934515
Well, yes, but she also probably wants a model too.

>> No.4938256

>>4934515
She wants your kidneys anon, don't drink or eat anything she offers you

>> No.4938367

>>4935537
Nice
>>4935547
True if she's just looking to blackmail, but I'm a firm believer in the theory that not all women are trying to destroy you, and I trust OP's judgement on whether she's a friend or not.
>>4935569
Nice
>>4935857
Meant it more as act like a normal adult would in this situation where said adult wants to get naked in front of this girl when requested.
>>4937492
Except most male models at live drawing sessions. And yes, I know, he's attracted to her in a private showing, but assuming he can keep his cool, it's not a guaranteed hard-on.

>> No.4939675

>Except most male models at live drawing sessions. And yes, I know, he's attracted to her in a private showing, but assuming he can keep his cool, it's not a guaranteed hard-on.

impossible, men cannot control their urges

>> No.4940728

>>4935569
Is that the guy from the lollipop meme?

>> No.4941453

>>4936396
>Courage the cowardly dog
Yikes

>> No.4941535

>>4941453
courage is based you fucking bedwetter

>> No.4942153

>>4934941
RAINN is biased

>> No.4943143

>>4936396
That episode scared the shit out of me

>> No.4943996

>>4934687
Why doesn't she get a model from her art class then? They should have some

>> No.4944018

>>4934515
Could be, could not be. For me, if I ask someone to pose for me it's because they have something that interests me artistically, less so (actually almost never) because I'm interested romantically. Maybe you have an interesting body shape or are built, or maybe she actually likes you romantically. I wouldn't look too deep into it.

Also I really hope that formatting was done ironically, if not you should leave this place and never return please

>> No.4945223

>>4934515
don't put yourself in situations where you think you're gonna be tested by a woman

>> No.4946387

>>4945223
Also in situations where you put yourself at risk of getting metooed

>> No.4946393

>>4934515
reddit called, they want you back

>> No.4946398

Rape her. Literally just do it.

>> No.4946461

>>4934515
She wants a free model and is using your naiveté to her advantage

>> No.4947128

>>4935461
>Be a normal human adult male as best you can and let her do her drawings
But she'll see my dick and butt

>> No.4948431

>>4945223
Wdym?

>> No.4948455

>>4947128
Ask to draw her too. If she says no then she doesnt wanna fuck you.

>> No.4948525

>>4934941
So out of a thousand only five are guilty. Women are pathological lairs.

>> No.4948562

>>4946461
Not possibru, a women would never use a man for her ulterior motives

>> No.4948576

The unified opinion and course of action nomatter what you do OP:
Only accept if she will pose for you next

>> No.4948628

>>4948525
Western men are fucked

>> No.4948631
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4948631

>>4934570
>keep up a massive hardon for the duration
Golden advice, Viagra models are the best.

Forced to draw beenis. Straight men are made uncomfortable, feminists rage. Better yet, learn to come on command without physical simulation, like a true degenerate. It will surely be a memorable for all.

>> No.4949056

>>4934515
You should be charging her.

>> No.4950127

>>4948628
by black men and dogs

>> No.4950158

>>4948631
>Better yet, learn to come on command without physical simulation, like a true degenerate. It will surely be a memorable for all.
This. Remember to say "Watch this!" before cumming, then wink at her after.

>> No.4950168

OP here, I said yes and let her do it.
After she finished drawing me she said that she really just wanted to have sex with me but my penis was too small so she didn't really feel like it anymore.

>> No.4950178
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4950178

>>4934515

>> No.4950261

>>4950168
You ever smoke pot and jack off thinking about her?