/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>I signed an NDA, I take my professionalism very seriously, mom
>now get that sweet patootie to the kitchen and make a sandwich for the hardworking professional
>*slaps ass
works every time

>>4845257
>t. Your mom

>>4845255
>What the fuck why is it in her mouth? Why is it so hairy?
>BLEEEEEGH
>W-W-WHY IS THE DOG SMILING?

>>4845255
My mom asks me this every time we FaceTime. She knows I draw, and she just wants to see my work. I tell her I do commissions and she’s very excited for me and she wants to see what I’ve drawn. She says I draw very well and she’s not surprised people would want my drawings.

But I never show her. Because I draw smut. Sometimes I make low effort fake drawings but they clearly aren’t what I’m working on. Her face is always so disappointed. She sends me new art supplies hoping that I’ll draw something for her with my new tools, but I just draw butts and boobies.

It breaks my heart. I’m sorry mom.

>>4846430
Draw a garden landscape with lots of flowers for your mom right now, anon.

>>4845255
never happened
my parents don't give a shit for my life

My mom and dad are cool af and critique my smut commissions and are proud of my work even though it's mostly softcore porn

>>4846457
I was supposed to draw her a Mother’s Day card and a biRthday card. I had a little sketch of me and her Sitting at a desk together doing art, but ive been procrastinating finishing it for 4 months now.

One time she made an off the cuff joke to me “oh so I just have to pay you to draw something for me? How much should I send??”

Bad feels..

>>4845333
how nice of her to empty my cum rag dustbin.

>>4846430
aww

>>4846498
Why you gotta do ur ma like that?

>>4845255
>this drawings
Dumb fucking ESL.

this happened to me once. Don't remember what I said as an excuse, hopefully nothing too dumb

>>4845333
If that were really my mom I know I’d still be disgusted at the thought of fucking her.

>>4846170
>"Haha wait dad theres more"
>shows father the picture I drew of anime loli getting shat and pissed on by a group of pigs
>"I thought about drawing the pigs fucking her but maybe it was too on the nose, what do you think dad?"

>>4845255
Why yes, here's the latest iteration of product concept sketches. The client was extremely please with the creativity and technical accuracy of the initial designs and even joked that he felt he a thief for only paying me $180 an hour.
If you look over to your left you can see the 15'x10' landscape you saw me working on last month. It's finished now and I'm currently in talks with the local art gallery. The evaluator there told me he expects it to fetch anywhere between $250-$500k.

>>4845255
You poor insecure soul.

>>4846430
Why wouldn't you draw a bunch of portraits of some Instagram thots, and show her those?

>>4846956
That’s fantastic news son. So why are you still freeloading off your mother and I?

>>4846956
Son, I see you are still larping.

>>4846929
Literal faggot.

>>4846996
Literal good upbringing. Meanwhile you are an edgy 4chan troll.

>>4846498
whats wrong with u anon

>>4845255
but you already saw them dad. you commissioned them after all

>>4846430
Do what I do. On some off time draw some okay for normal fag art to show people when they ask. Also, if you've got the skills draw something just for your mom that incorporates what she enjoys.

>>4846430
any family pet? do a picture of it.
otherwise just do a landscape bro. literally take you 1 week to learn how to do