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Last thread:>>4604001
>Link: https://dad.gallery
>Backup:http://last-artist-standing.herokuapp.com
>Dev Tracker:https://trello.com/b/MCPk8MIg/dad-dev-board
>For registration, site issues, streak loss appeals, other inquiries, contact the link at the bottom of the site, not the thread

Rules
>Submit your artwork everyday (or your preferred frequency)
>The deadline for submissions is 23:59:59 GMT each day
>You should spend at least 30 minutes on each update
>Miss a day and you'll be alright, just keep going
>Have fun

>New thread is made whenever it is needed
>Please link to past thread
>Enjoy yourself
>Please refrain from drawing sexual encounters with underage humans ;^) (a.k.a no child porn you sick pervert)

FAQ:

Something's broken, what do I do?
>Eat a banana. Potassium helps.

What is the goal?
>Be better.

me is beginner and not know draw, can me join?
>Yes x100. Stop asking and start submitting art, chum. You can't be the worst, like literally.

What is Last Artist Standing?
>The legacy, the legend, the original, the predecessor. It has changed and ruined lives of many lassies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epg08FlksTc

Lava who? w what? banana whom?
>Lava was the deceased mother, potentially dead by surgery. Rest in peace mr half-empty toothpaste lemur.
>w is the heartless hypocritical pedo-enabled asshole father. Emerge occasionally to enjoy being the local scumbag that he is.
>Current dad: banana. Fuck up time to time but is trying his hardest, ganbatte kudasai!

Community:

LAS discord: https://discord.gg/2crFvKV

This is a library of resources some users have made for the community. Please give it a look:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B3GiCtv0swalbDRCN1FYNVExWk0

This is the /las/ list of inspirational artists. Everyone can contribute to the list and discover new cool artists:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TjFiWtqoAxSCqGH0Z_YJT3tQInZvgxVoNBlJamh1AI8

>Intermission
Please comment on each other artwork because DAD's children love attentions

>> No.4607495 [DELETED] 

>>4607490
>Shit, I can't make submission time today!
>*lower streak frequency*
>phew, that was close

To combat this type of behavior, I'd suggest requiring a safe streak to lower frequency, or, a subtle variation: let the frequency change take affect after roll-over.

>> No.4607498

>>4607495
Ooooo yes! that's smart

>> No.4607499

>>4607495
Who cares

>> No.4607503

>>4607495
Why not just get a free-day every x number of days. Set it standard across the board.

>> No.4607507
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4607507

Second for tmart11 being a lil fag.
He even disabled comments

>> No.4607509

>>4607490
Shriney, you're my idol

>> No.4607512

>>4607427
huhnchen?
if that guess is wrong, i give up
wasted 10 minutes searching submissions and the discord

>> No.4607516

>>4607507
https://dad.gallery/submissions/65885

>> No.4607518

>>4607495
how do you plan to change streak frequency without an upload, silly

>> No.4607520

>>4607507
bruh who cares

>> No.4607522

ITT :people you dont want in your RPG team:

>Tmart11

>> No.4607526

>>4607522
(you)

>> No.4607527

>>4607520
He admitted he was wrong.
Now just to bitch and pretend like he did nothing wrong.
He has no balls or integrity

>> No.4607528

123 hours and 18 minutes left
*yawn* plenty of time

>> No.4607530

>>4607507
>>4607522
>Tmart11
silly guy, hope he doesn't take it too personally, the rules apply for everyone

>> No.4607534

>>4607527
you wanted tribunal shit and that happened, what more do you want baka

>> No.4607535

>>4607507
>>4607512
>>4607522
>>4607527
>>4607530
t. Racist yuppies

>> No.4607536

>>4607495
>I'd suggest requiring a safe streak to lower frequency, or, a subtle variation: let the frequency change take affect after roll-over.
That's what already happens. You have to submit to change your streak frequency.

>> No.4607544

>>4607534
tribunal is something that is out of his control.
I want him to be a man or at least dont go back on his remorse just because it didnt work as an strategy to avoid the reset of his streak.

>> No.4607545

>>4607490
Can I join the discord without joining the DADs?
Kinda just want a place to pyw without the attachment of the DAD deadline. working on my own stuff, shitposting art, comradery, seeking feedback, spreading art vibes ect.

>> No.4607546

>>4607535

how can 1 yuppieposter be so BASED

>> No.4607549

>>4607536
Thanks for clearing that up!

>> No.4607555

>>4607545
The the /LAS/ Discord yes, the /DAD/ Discord no. Also, if you can set your deadline to e.g. weekly if you want low pressure.

>> No.4607556

>>4607534
MORE (clap emoji) DRAMA (clap emoji) !!!
(red exclamation point)

>> No.4607559

>>4607555
no, it's just that I work with personal set deadlines for my own project that I set in different timings

>> No.4607560

>>4607545
sounds like you'll fit right in with the las discord

>> No.4607564
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4607564

if i make good time i'll probably be able to finish my comic tomorrow or the day after

>> No.4607566

>>4607507
>>4607516
>>4607522
>>4607527
>>4607530
STOP IT , he does not deserve that. He explained that the 15 min sketch was just that and that the other was hidden. If you keep bothering him you are racist.

>> No.4607569
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4607569

Which one are you, anon?

>> No.4607571

what if tmart is a qt girl

>> No.4607573

>>4607564
see you on sunday ;^)

>> No.4607574

Why am I the greatest? There is literally no one better than me.

>> No.4607576

>>4607564
>if you enjoyed the time you wasted the it is not a waste of time
Nah, I enjoyed playing videogames but holy fucking shit looking back I wasted so many years of my life I could've been drawing and painting which is much more enjoyable.

>> No.4607580

>>4607566
DAD is full of racists. That's why they shit on banana and maze and the pedophile soda nigga. And they're sexist too. Literally toxic gaslighters, very problematic. We need more inclusiveness. Trans rights for DAD, Now!

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>>4607573
i hope you'll be able to finish your comic too, daddy

>>4607576
you shouldn't beat yourself up over things you cannot change anymore
you had fun playing video games and there is still plenty time to enjoy drawing and painting
i believe in you

>> No.4607596

>>4607555
actually, maybe DAD could be fun for a while, got nothing to do anyway and I am mostly in between project work & studies which leaves little time for just small illustrations

>> No.4607600 [DELETED] 

>>4607490
kys dumbfuck yuppies

>> No.4607606

>>4607576
let it fuel you
videogames/entertainment are a curse, but not wasted
let them fuel you

>> No.4607617

>>4607606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNklMaCTS1o

>> No.4607624

>>4607617
>vegan
oh no no no no no

>> No.4607625

>>4607617
I will probably not watch this but
>no, actually quit videogames
yes I agree wholeheartedly, but it is what it is, try to study the memory of the game you just played and turn already wasted energy into positive energy. why did the story work? what was so good about a particular character or scene?

>> No.4607631

>>4607617
utilitarianism is the worst ideology

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>>4607600

>> No.4607642

>>4607600
>>4607637
*yawn* ban speedrun is a better category

>> No.4607645

stop playing bad games and the problem is fixed
if you see consuming media as a waste of time I wonder how much thought you can put into anything made from imagination

>> No.4607649

>>4607569
in my mind: fundies zealot
in reality: the unfinished sketch

>> No.4607653

>>4607645
people who view having fun as a waste of time are usually utterly delusional and waste just as much time doing ultimately inconsequential things

>> No.4607654

>>4607645
You are right but I'd say that when discussing videogames you'd go for the mainstream ones.
The witcher lends itself really well to inspiration but imagine playing something more mainstream like League of Legends for hours upon hours

>> No.4607655

>>4607569
the unfinished sketch, only copies jpegs, and fundiesfag simultaneously

>> No.4607668
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4607668

>>4607490

Great work with the DAD logo Shriney!

>> No.4607673

>>4607645
>>4607654
lowkey jab at banana

>> No.4607681

>>4607642
shut up yuppie

>> No.4607686

>>4607668
thewiz?

>> No.4607689

>norose
>starts commenting on everyone

>cath
>not so fast

>> No.4607691

>>4607654
There's inspiration (and more) to be found in both big and smaller games, just like you would with movies.
There's a lot to be found in competitive games too, and this is mostly exclusive to this type of media.
The issue with LoL and similar games is that they're played as a purely as a way to pass time or interact with certain people. Best to get into games trying to get as much out of them and not as just snack media.

>> No.4607697

>>4607689
C O M M E N T W A R

>> No.4607698

what vidya gaems y'all playin?

>> No.4607702

>>4607698
I am not playing any because I want to make it.

>> No.4607708

>>4607617
Terrible. Literally says making Art is also a waste of time in that video.

Basically if you do anything that isn't helping other people directly, you're just wasting your time

>> No.4607711

>>4607689
COMMENTWAR NOW!

>> No.4607714

>>4607708
This comment is a waste of time

>> No.4607716

In 3 years or so I will also be able to post comments :^)

>> No.4607717

>>4607698
Zero/ZX collection
cool character design, cool setting and in the later games cool environments
the way the games are laid out makes the world a lot more real and consistent, almost on the level of metroidvanias

>> No.4607719

Based panzer

>> No.4607721

>>4607654
what do u mean, i get LOADS of inspiration from playing agar.io and slither.io

>> No.4607723

>>4607721
wanna play diep.io with me? :3

>> No.4607724

>>4607698
Acecombat 4

>> No.4607727

>>4607698
Pokemon conquest

>> No.4607728

>>4607723
goddamnit i specifically left the one out that i actually play lel

>> No.4607732

>>4607698
pokemon and AC

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>>4607156
>>4607186
I got addicted to a stupid video game. I went one day without drawing and felt like the lowest scum on earth, I'll be back on Sunday.

>> No.4607737

>>4607733
>sunday
what's the excuse for not doing it now

>> No.4607741

>>4607733
>neurotic guilt response due to skimping out on drawing for one day
GMI

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>>4607733
which one? I wanna get addicted too

>> No.4607744

>>4607733
>I got addicted to a stupid video game.
lel very topical

>> No.4607745

>>4607741
>>4607079
>>4607081 anon was right

>> No.4607752

>>4607728
we've probably killed each other a lot, which mode do you play in?

>> No.4607759
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4607759

If you don't know what you're doing, stop playing:
-open world
-sandbox
-multiplayer
-jrpg
-mobile
-browser
-over 20 hours long
games and you'll be fine

>> No.4607763

>>4607759
r u pera?

>> No.4607775

>>4607507
you got that therapist appointment up yet?

>> No.4607777

is animal crossing okay?

>> No.4607782

i cant wait to do 30 minutes of figure drawing
/s

>> No.4607783

>>4607737
I want to take a little break from /dad/
>>4607743
Friend got me Destiny 2 with all the DLC, I always heard the game sucked but its actually really addicting.

>> No.4607787

>>4607782
a month was too long, or maybe everyday was too much

>> No.4607798

>>4607763
I'm not. Has pera done medievil fanart before? Or is it just the ps1 aesthetic?

>>4607783
How good a game is and how addicting it is is very different, games like destiny are designed to keep you invested even past the point where you feel like you get anything out of them to extract as much money from you as possible. Any kind of time-gated content (seasonal events, daily/weekly missions) should be seen as a red flag

>> No.4607801

>>4607798
yeah here
https://dad.gallery/submissions/55682

>> No.4607813

>>4607801
neat!

>> No.4607830

>>4607698
League of Legends

>> No.4607855

>>4607787
Everyday month-long challenges were a mistake. 1 or 2 weeks is a better timespan, coomer week and qt pie week didn't overstay their welcomes and should be held up as a model for streak-based challenges.

>> No.4607880

Cath: your faces are cute and they kind of remind me of Matthieu Cousin's stuff. I think he might be a nice source of inspo to look at
Genzai: I'm not cause up with HnK but your drawing made me giggle

>> No.4607888

I'll join someday, but not today.

>> No.4607892

>>4607708
Gaslight

>> No.4607907

Comment leaderboard and badges when

>> No.4607923

Will there be a beginner critique/assistance section on the forums?

>> No.4607948

>>4607691
but there is a difference between "playing" games, playing games and PLAYING games.
a single game of some random mobile waifu game while you're taking a shit is going to do nothing
a single game with friends in league or dota is not going to murder your art gains
playing 8 hours of the witcher or league of legends per day and being mentally fatigued because of it nets you really shit art gains at the end.
Imagine your brain like a box with slots. you fill it with stuff from the day like
"Arm position in this pose"
"Color red mixes well with that blue"
"Don't do folds this way"
"Hold F to pay respects"
"My new sword looks pretty bad ass"
and you decide to go for a few games of league before going to bed as a "destresser", but you actively play games, so your brain thinks its important, so what does it do?
>Oh, hero A does hero B and I can punish that by doing C
>But I am tired, do I really want to remember this? I am just having fun
>I play this game every day so it is important I guess. lets see, 4 hours of art today and 8 hours of videogames
>I guess I'll replace "Don't do folds this way" with "Cool stuff happens when I do ultimate C"
this is a very big generalization ofcourse

>> No.4607958

>>4590785
>>4607689
>>4607697
>>4607711
>>4607907
We have three in the ring! Who's next? Is it going to be (You)?

>> No.4607960

>>4607958
No because advice from a /beg/ is useless

>> No.4607961

>sexualization thread at 120 posts
>60 posters
>dad threads
>27 posters
>95 posts

This is just sad and pathetic. Don't mind me, I won't intervene further.

>> No.4607964

>>4607777
>Animal Time Sink

>> No.4607972

>>4607960
Who ever said it has to be critique? Do you really have zero curiosity about what anyone else is doing to ask questions, discuss, or give praise?
I've left about forty comments in the last eight days and only two of them have been critique.

>> No.4607976

>it's banana's birthday
>no one in the thread says anything about it

>> No.4607978

>>4607976
i thought that was yesterdat

>> No.4607980

>>4607976

Who gives a fuck.

>> No.4607981

>>4607976
Probably for the best, the less he thinks about it the better honestly

>> No.4607985 [DELETED] 

>>4607981
The closer he gets to 30 the sooner he kills himself.

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>>4607980
yeah where tf is DAD 2

>> No.4607990

>>4607989
he's probably preparing the celebration stream =)

>> No.4607995

>>4607976
Some birthdays are preferred to be privately celebrated by people.
But regardless, belated happy birthday nanners

>> No.4608019

Why did nsix lock comments on his shark comic?

>> No.4608023

>>4607976
with the recent events i really dont give a fuck about banana now.

>> No.4608027

>>4608023
>recent events
????

>> No.4608029

Hey just remember dads. Dont interact with bait posts. You may think it's multiple people people but its just one samefag fabricating the whole convo. Dont take the bait daddy-o

>> No.4608033

>>4608029
and I have to state the obvious but the shitposter is back

>> No.4608035

>>4607960
WAR!

>> No.4608036

>>4607976
I don't think he really wants to be reminded of it. Though on the other hand, it'd probably be a bad idea to just ignore him or he'll think nobody cares about him.

>> No.4608038

>>4608033
>>4608029
Stop obsessing over soda, psycho cunt.

>> No.4608039

>>4608029
>>4608033
who is the shitposter samefag?

>> No.4608041

>>4608033
>>4608029

I literally only made 2 posts in the past 4? days. I do wonder why you never speak up throughout the time I wasn't here.

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>dtierdaddys latest submission

>> No.4608047

>>4608041
who are you

>> No.4608052

>>4608047
The one who keeps getting blamed for all of the threads problems.

Anyway I got a visual novel to read. See yah.

>> No.4608053

>>4608052
who?

>> No.4608056

How are we gonna get grouped in the rpg challenge??

>> No.4608058

>>4608056
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20171844/r
Randomly, it looks like.

>> No.4608139

This challenge is sponsored by Raycon wireless earbuds.

>> No.4608158

show your process challenge where you comment on different parts of your picture at different points in time when
if no one does it I'll have to do it for next month

>> No.4608172

>>4608158
How do you breathe challenge next.

>> No.4608173

>>4608158
Do it now. I NEED MORE JUNE CHALLENGES

>> No.4608192

>>4608158
I've been thinking of something like this yeah where users make like one of those step-by-steps or art tutorials. Would give lots of insight into how better artists do things and uh, what mistakes to fix from more beg artists.

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4608227

working on roughs and realized the plot doesnt make sense, but i have to roll with it

>> No.4608228

>>4608192
The only tiers worth learning from are A and S, which only make a fraction of the site though.

>> No.4608230

>>4608192
Make it

>> No.4608246

>>4608228
Yeah... if such a challenge got made you would have to focus on something really niche to your skills.
>>4608230
nah

>> No.4608323

>>4608192
>step by step tutorials
what about a challenge where you pick your worst subject (folds, faces, portraits, composition, soft rendering ect.) and tackle the same subject at the end of the month where it should become one of your strengths instead

>> No.4608334

>>4608323
MAKe it

>> No.4608506
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>> No.4608530

>>4608519
based

>> No.4608535

i don't really want to draw tonight. i just want to get really high and pass out.

>> No.4608539

>>4608535
same :(

>> No.4608541

>>4608535
that's ok, just set your streak to weekly, there's no penalty anymore

>> No.4608543

>>4608541
desu, the fact that there is no penalty to doing it makes me not want to do it. the shame from doing it without any penalty would be worse that if I lost like X% of my streak.
I don't get why banana did that especially when people offered several better ideas.

>> No.4608549

>>4608543
>writes bot that names and shames dads who lower their streak frequency

>> No.4608558

>>4608519
Actually based
One of the books I read on good habits and efficiency and shit mentioned the value of scheduled time to play games or just do whatever; if you keep that clearly separate from when you're doing art then it'll make you happier and more efficient too
So I art for a while, submit, and then can play some vidya guilt free

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>>4608519

>> No.4608585

>>4608541
he still has to draw for an upload to change frequency, dum dum

>> No.4608607

>>4608543
I'd like anyone who changes their streak to be praised or shamed on the front page. Maybe a dedicated box just for streak changes.

>I don't get why banana did that especially when people offered several better ideas.
Mainly because no-one was pioneering them. The discussion stagnated, and an imperfect solution is better than a solution that never comes.

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Am I grasping the pelvic/rib box

>> No.4608657

>>4608558
i've found this concept useful myself.
when i have "leisure time" scheduled for myself, it's easier to stay focused on working, and when the time comes, it feels nicer to just let go and totally relax, without having to think about working on stuff at all.

>> No.4608752

>>4608627
You don't need to, the hips move on their own.

>> No.4608758

can't fucking masturbate to furryporn without jehovas witnesses interrupting me ffs

>> No.4608761

>>4608758
is that a metaphor for your dad interrupting you again when you were about to start drawing anon

>> No.4608784

>>4608758
How to make Jehovahs witnesses leave you alone:

>Collect pamphlets for any other church, especially weird esoteric ones
>When they knock and offer you pamphlets, offer them a trade
>Tell them you'll go to their church but only if they come see yours first
>Jehovas witnesses are not allowed to read about other religions or they get caned by daddy Jehovah so they will leave you alone

>> No.4608803

>>4608784
>jehovahs witnesses come to your door
>act like you're happy they came around
>tell them you're a mormon and were about to get ready to spread the word yourself

>> No.4608814

>>4608803
>be masturbating to furry porn
>jehovahs witnesses come to your door
>act like you're happy they came around
>tell them you're also a preacher and were about to get ready to spread the word yourself
>hand them furry porn doujinshi

>> No.4608824

>>4608814
>be masturbating to furry porn
>jehovas witnesses come to your door
>act like you're happy they came around
>cock on full display as you assert dominance
>tell them you're a preacher and happy to spread the word with them
>cum on them

>> No.4608876

>>4608056
As in school, first graders with first graders.

>> No.4608881

>>4608761
? no retard hes literally saying those church people knocking on his door, fucking chimp.

>> No.4608887

>>4608784
That's so mean. For us it's a minor inconvenience of our time, for them they get killed

>> No.4608890

Ahahaha.... it didn't save...
Kill me

>> No.4608898

>>4608881
is that a metaphor for your anger at the world becoming too complex for you
>>4608890
feelsbadman

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>>4608890

>mfw was making an animation with adobe animate and was almost ready but when I tried one as3 script it somehow fried the whole project with no recovery files. Fucking witchcraft.

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>>4607759
>that classic medievil aesthetic
holy based

>> No.4608919

>>4608890
>start redrawing
>computer crashes
Sugoi desu ne...

>> No.4608954

>>4608890
always save every 5 minutes..

>> No.4608965

3 pages inked...

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4608966

Describe your last interaction with another dad with music lyrics.
Ill start
"I feel so untouched and I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you.
I feel so untouched right now, need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
Goin' crazy from the moment I met you"

>> No.4608974

>>4608965
>already inking
pfft check out the try-hard

>> No.4608983

>>4608966
Did someone ignore your comment?

>> No.4608990

>>4608983
have a crush on a dad but he left the discord. And im too shy to add him / message him out the blue

>> No.4609001

>>4608966
Step up in this bitch like (turn me up!)
I'm the one your bitch like
Yeah I'm the one your bitch like
And I be talkin' shit like
I ain't scared to lose a fistfight

>> No.4609004

>>4608966
I love that song

>> No.4609013

Do you think banana has had sex yet with maze?

>> No.4609028

>afraid of drawing
>eventually force myself to draw
>everything is fine, no stress
>almost always enjoy myself
>next day
>terrified of drawing again
seriously how do i lobotomise this part of my brain

>> No.4609031

>>4609028
just keep drawing again and again even if you are scared.
You will learn an intuitive level eventually theres nothing to be scared.
Dont let fear win

>> No.4609034

>>4609013
no

>> No.4609036

>>4608966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FhmyWT-_0U

>> No.4609038

T-T-TRIBUNAL!
https://dad.gallery/submissions/64904
https://dad.gallery/submissions/65006

It's 10 days old, but he still deserves to die

>> No.4609042

>>4609038
Based and detailed oriented
You're gmi

>> No.4609043

>>4609038
>https://dad.gallery/submissions/65006
based detective anon

>> No.4609045

>>4609038
There needs to be a button on submission pages that sdays "TRIBUNAL!" and it goes to the moderators inboxes
Kek it would be funny if there was even an animation whenever someone gets tribunaled

>> No.4609047

>>4609028
Make fear your little bitch and keep drawing

>> No.4609048

>>4609045
How long until dads start hiring lawyers in order to protect their streaks?

>> No.4609051

>>4609038
B-U-S-T-E-D

>> No.4609055

>>4609045
there should a tribunal section on the front page so we can all see their mugshots

>> No.4609057

>>4609055
a shame corner

>> No.4609059
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4609059

Detective anon will never discover my 5 minute submission...

>> No.4609060

>>4609055
Yes

>> No.4609061

>>4609059
Honey there are at least 3 different detective anons judging by the writing styles

>> No.4609062

>>4609059
>implying they don't all look like shit and we just pity you

>> No.4609064
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>wageslave submitted their art.
>"oh I've never really looked at his art, lemme check it out"
>mfw

>> No.4609066

Do people just draw women more subconsciously?
https://www.strawpoll.me/20181173

>> No.4609067

What tier are detective anons?

>> No.4609071

I've submitted a few 15 to 20 minute drawings in the figure drawing challenge

>> No.4609073

Will this site ever be open to join again?

>> No.4609074

>>4609073
patience is a virtue

>> No.4609081

how many new users have registered on dad since the registration lock down?

>> No.4609089

>>4609081
the real question is how many havent because of the stupid lockdown

>> No.4609098

I'll join someday, but not today

>> No.4609103

I'll join in 2035.

>> No.4609105

>>4607702
This doesn't make you based and makes you look stupid, tryhard, and judging from all the submissions on the site my guess is you could use a little video game break.

>> No.4609109

>>4609089
we can calculate based on the difference between how many users joined per day before and after

>> No.4609115

>not playing video games
>not expanding your visual library beyond things you find in the real world
>not establishing your tastes by fun concepts while having fun exploring new worlds never seen before
>instead slaving away over an artbook trying to force shit into your brain

ngmi

>> No.4609119

>>4609115
Exactly this. People who don't consume media are true ngmis.

It doesn't mean play world of starcraft for 10 hours per day but you should always stimulating your brain with fresh ideas.

>> No.4609121

>>4609115
t.addicted to entertainment for children

>> No.4609126

>>4609121

>on a site that promotes kid entertainment

>> No.4609128

>>4609121
only people that tell you to never play video games if you try to make it are either the ones that get easily addicted or are so scared to get addicted that they don't allow themselves to have fun once in a while

>> No.4609131

>>4609115
Based and mediapilled
You ever see artists that just seem to lack soul? It's because they never put anything in there.

>> No.4609137

>>4609045
>>4609055
so much this

>> No.4609140

>>4609115
>>4609119
>>4609128
>>4609121
>>4609131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhQoEYMkw8E&list=PLZEkgohG7k7p-NzEZNy8ttSBzZHCI7Iud&index=23

>> No.4609142

>>4609140
Nigga I'm not watching some other dude for his opinion. Think for yourself some time.

>> No.4609148

>>4609142
Thank you for demonstrating your short attention span.

>> No.4609152

>>4609140
was able to listen to 5 minutes, because this is such a shit take
you can make the same argument for literally any other activity
>drawing makes you impatient for other activities and you devote too much time to drawing
at this point it's not about "are video games good for me", but more a question of addiction
yes, an addiction to video games is unhealthy like every other addiction is unhealthy, go figure

>> No.4609153

>>4609081
Anyone know the name of the last registered dad before lockdown? We're in the 1930s now in dad user numbers

>> No.4609155

>>4609115
you expand your visual library by DRAWING new things, not merely by looking at them. If anything, the gameplay is only gonna distract you from the cool designs

>>4609148
he's not boring, he's just fucking insufferable. All that Buddhist wisdom apparently never gave him an ounce of charisma.

>> No.4609156

>>4608966
for me it's either
"This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb/drum;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home."
or
"Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone"
(my only official interaction with a dad was when i registered via email)

>> No.4609159

You are now reading everything with spongebob's voice

>> No.4609162

>>4609140
Kek I actually watched a few of his videos because his anger and stupidity amuses me

>> No.4609170

>>4609159
And you're breathing manually now.

>> No.4609175

>>4609170
you're always breathing manually, you're just bearly ever realising it consciously

>> No.4609176

>>4609170
>>4609159
you now want to wear a cute maid outfit

>> No.4609187

Yanno for such a staunch conservative those are some racy proportions there, whitebox

>> No.4609188

>>4609176
Damn... u got me
Well I was horny anyway

>> No.4609195

It's strange that I can't unknow the fact that nsix is black because now I see it everywhere in his drawings. The way he and the pedo draws muscles in taut bulky cylindrical shapes is the way they are built in black bodies too.

>> No.4609200

Why are you faggots blocking your comments?
Do you hate compliments so much?

I'm talking about you nsix.

>> No.4609202

>>4609142
>other opinions aren't valuable
I don't think you know what thinking for yourself means.

>> No.4609206

>>4609200
It's the way our lord and saviour Arturo wanted us to live

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>>4608784
>jehovahs witnesses come to your door
>welcome them in
>sit them down in the farthest corner of your cluttered kitchen
>place yourself between them and the doorway
>after a bit of discussion, calmly explain that you'd like to join but can't, since you were a member previously, but now excommunicated for devil worship
>watch them trying to scramble their way out
>try to see how long you can keep them
>"don't you want coffee?"
>start blasting Kiss the Skull and hiss at them

>> No.4609266

>>4609200
not every wip on dad has to be open for critique

>> No.4609275

>>4609266
What critique?

>> No.4609281

>>4609266
1) He blocked comments on his finished comic pages
2) I'm not talking about critique, but about compliments and prise.

>> No.4609295

really want to interlock fingers with my DAD crush rn

>> No.4609303

>>4609281
1) ok i understand
2) critique is evaluation (positive or negative). some things you make for practice and don't think about later, if you feel someone evaluating makes your practice stiff then you should close the comments for that.

>> No.4609305

>>4609295
oof that really hit me in the feels for some reason

>> No.4609358

Posts like >>4609295 make me want to keep to myself to avoid one sided crushes from internet strangers

>> No.4609365

>>4609358
I'd be flaterred.

>> No.4609368

really want to ridicule and bully my DAD rival for drawing only 30 minutes rn

>> No.4609375

>>4608966
I AM BANANA , I AM A BANANA , LOOK AT ME

>> No.4609377

which dads are rivals? which dads should be rivals?

>> No.4609380

>>4608966
tu tu tu tu tu tententen tu tu tu ten tu tu tu ten tu TU TU TU TENTENTNETENTEN
ONE more TIME . ................. ONE MORE time .. O N E MORE , WE ARE GOING TO CELEBRATE . .. oh yeah , all right

>> No.4609384

>>4609375
time to make an account. Guess I'mm contact the admins
https://youtu.be/j5C6X9vOEkU

>> No.4609385

>>4608966
close , close , close my eyes.
But i couldnt find a way , so i would settle for one thing to believe in you.
Tell me tell me , sweet little . Oh no no you can disguise.
Tell me sweet little lies (My interaction: a dad was catfishing me)

>> No.4609391

>>4609380
based daft punk dad

>> No.4609395

>>4608966
hi dad , hi dad
You wanna go for a submit , sure , Just register(email the admin)
IM A DADDY GIRL life in dad.gallery is fantastic.
Im a daddy girl in a dad world.
Life in art , its fantastic.
You can comment my piece, take away my streak.
Imagination your art is your creation.

Im a blond bimbo girl in an internet website.
Dress my ocs up , make it tight , they are yors.
You are my doll rock n rell feel the galour in pink.
Comment here , challenge me here , hanky panky.
You can comment.
You can bully me in the thread.
If you say "TRIBUNAL"

I'm a daddy gril in a daddy world.
daily art its fantastic.
You can brush my hair , undress me everywhere.

COME ON DADDY LETS GO DAILY (ah ah ah yeah

Oh im having so much fun!.
Well Daddy we are just getting started.
Oh I love you thebanana1

>> No.4609398

>>4608966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S280Pqq3T_w

>> No.4609403

need advice from the dads doing traditional for their comic
if theres a mistake on my page i cant erase, is cutting out a piece of paper, taping the piece of paper on the mistake, and drawing the fix on the piece of paper a good idea?

>> No.4609405

>>4609403
No , you gotta learn to live with your mistakes.
Also just dont fuck up too bad

>> No.4609409

When will DAD allow new participants? cant make an account

>> No.4609414
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>>4608990
>>4609295
>>4609385
my god. daddy stalking drama arc *gets popcorn*

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>>4609403
It’s too late now to order something like this but some whiteout would do the trick. In a pinch though, you can use a razor blade to carefully scratch the mistake off. Or you can try to work with the mistake by covering it with more black or working around it. Seriously though mistakes are part of inking stuff and you learn to live with them.

>> No.4609416

>>4609395
i lol'd
>COME ON DADDY LETS GO DAILY
never! weekly masterrace!

>> No.4609419

>>4609403
Do what you said and call it a collage, it's fine

>> No.4609420

>>4609415
Forgot to add, only use the razor blade if you’re inking on heavy paper.

>> No.4609449

how far are you with your comic?
what is your plan for completing it?
responsible dads who finished already need not reply

>> No.4609455

>>4609449
>how far are you with your comic?
2.25 roughs
>what is your plan for completing it?
5/27: get to 5 roughs
5/28: get to 7.5 roughs
5/29: get to 10 roughs
5/30: revise roughs, ink 3 pages
5/31: ink 4 more pages
6/1: ink final 3 pages

>> No.4609458

>>4608966
Don't talk of love,
But I've heard the words before;
It's sleeping in my memory.
I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died.
If I never loved I never would have cried.
I am a rock,
I am an island.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKlSVNxLB-A

>> No.4609460

>>4609449
6/10 inked, so i'll be done soon

>>4609455
so you planning on not finishing the challenge?

>> No.4609468

>>4609449
all pages thumbnailed
2.5 pages sketched

plan:
at least 4/10 sketched today.
finish all sketches by friday
ink saturday/ sunday
if I can get ahead at any point that would be great. I have other May challenges I wanna finish

>> No.4609469

>>4609460
fuck 6/1 is too late
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.4609472

>>4609449
I don’t plan on making one

>> No.4609474

>>4609409
>>4607490
>>For registration, (…) contact the link at the bottom of the site
just send a quick email to the dad.gallery admin

>> No.4609475

>>4609469
just do all your roughs in one day, helps if you just scribble the simplest outline
then you can clean up in revision / quickly sketch over it

>> No.4609481

>>4609043
>he's the detective
>when I already pointed it out in the thread over a week ago

>> No.4609482

>>4609449
1 page not even finished inking
Draw as much as I can

>> No.4609484

>>4609475
not that anon, but when i try this I end up wasting more time. Whenever i take the time to do a decent sketch with all the information I need, then I can blaze though the inking super fast. As a bonus the lines end up looking more confident too

>> No.4609486

>>4609073
they'll open whenever banana feels like it, so... never.

>> No.4609487

>>4609484
for me it usually helps to make the really quick roughs for comics, so i can in revision fix panels if i want to during sketching over it

>> No.4609490

>>4609486
When he finishes picking out the mods

>> No.4609493

>>4609449
I only have a few more pages but my motivation is really low and everything I draw turns out like shit.
Hopefully my motivation comes back by friday because I definitely can finish, but it might look completely shit.

>> No.4609495

>mfw so many of you all are actually trying
I am so proud to be a part of this site.

>> No.4609501

>>4609481
After stalker drama arc, detective anon rivalry arc! *prepares food*

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>>4609495
t-thanks

>> No.4609513

where's the comic red? I'm already sharpening my trusty garden shears over here

>> No.4609517

Red tries so hard, guy's a trooper, his balls will be so tasty

>> No.4609539

>>4609501
when will the new season of detective dad will it start?

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>>4609038

phew, I almost thought that you cretins finally caught me

>> No.4609564

is minecraft dungeons any good?

>> No.4609567

Has anyone felt like they learned anything from figure drawing month

>> No.4609568

>>4609567
I learned how tired I'd get of it.

>> No.4609571

>>4609567
not much, but that's mainly because I already did a boatload of figures not long ago. Glad I got to recap some stuff I forgot though

>> No.4609572

>>4609449
I’ve inked the characters on of the 7/11 pages.
(pretty much the hardest task for me)

Next steps
-Background inking
-flats
-speech bubbles
-flats detail
-detail inking

I’m not really happy with the quality of it. I was in a pretty down mood for the first 2 weeks of the month.

But I will complete it on time.

>> No.4609583

>>4609567
>endurance
>i can now do figures from imagination
>finally stopped fucking up shoulders-traps

>> No.4609607

>>4609564
Taste like halibut.

>> No.4609609

All I want to do is sleep lately and I get extremely discouraged with my art.

>> No.4609614

>>4609583
>can now draw figures from imagination
wtf kind of insane gains is that?

>> No.4609637

>>4609513
>>4609517
im working on it boss
please be patient

>> No.4609643

plot twist: he actually gets off on that kind of thing

>> No.4609645

>>4609490
Who are the mods going to be in your guys opinions?

>> No.4609648

>>4609645
all the NGMIs

>> No.4609649

>>4609643
hot

>> No.4609650

>>4609645
idk but they sure as hell wont be making it

>> No.4609651

>>4609645
Whoever applied. So yeah, the NGMIs.

>> No.4609653

>>4609649
tang please..

>> No.4609654

>>4609648
>>4609650
>>4609651
Naf's going to be one of the mods so...

>> No.4609656 [DELETED] 

>>4609654
How do you know this? Are you Naf?

>> No.4609659

>>4609653
tangxred otp

>> No.4609662

>>4609645
>yfw tmart becomes a mod and then he bans everyone in the site as retribution

based

>> No.4609667

>>4609653
Is tang the most perverted dad? We have sharkvore and VuSta and Saucy afterall

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eliminate me from DAD and I will eliminate you from LIFE!

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>>4609668
yes, please

>> No.4609674

>>4609667
tang just seems like the sort of person who'd enjoy snapping off your balls

>> No.4609676

>>4609674
>>4609667
no that's konsui and awetos
they're literally having cbt erp sessions in the discords

>> No.4609678

>>4609676
WHAT
I need to see this

>> No.4609680

>>4609667
me and sauce are very tame compared to tang

>> No.4609693

>>4609676
h...hot

>> No.4609700

>>4609676
maximum pain I must endure

>> No.4609702

>>4609676
konsui seems like the type of chick to tie you up and overstimulate you while you're cumming, until it kinda hurts.

... and then smack you with a bat

>> No.4609708

>>4609667
>don't get mentioned
heh, guess I have to ramp it up

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>> No.4609712

>>4609708
YES Step up the kinkposting, bunnyburger!

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>>4609708
t. Nessie

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>>4609712
The most degenerate scum of us all.

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>>4609708
i love u maw <3

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>>4609708
You'll always be a pervert in my book, sugar

>> No.4609758

anybody else eyegasm when they see autoreiv imitate trad in krita

>> No.4609763

>>4609667
>>4609708
psh you kids have seen nothing
when i get past beg skill, the filth i will draw will leave a swath of degeneracy in my wake

>> No.4609767

>>4609667
someone make new coomer chart
the last one was months ago, and we had coom week to boot

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>>4609758
FOSS chads wwa?

>> No.4609779

>>4609763
>>4609767
It's time for the perverts to rise. Down with the furchads and their hairballs. Down with the vanilla coomers and their puritanical pornography. It's time for true degeneracy, hail satan

>> No.4609784

>>4609778
*eats dirt off toes*

>> No.4609789

>>4609763
lafayette...

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>>4609767
WE NEED CHARTS , ANY CHARTS NOW

>> No.4609792

t i e r l i s t s

>> No.4609797

>>4609784
a man of refined tastes, i see

>> No.4609799

>>4609721
I’m not >>4609708 but thanks
Hirame posting is always appreciated

>> No.4609805

>>4609767
wait for comics challenge to finish
many dads will reveal their true colors with comics

>> No.4609807

>nicnac roasting banana about dad 2.0
>7b7a2f roasting nicnac about scores
SCORES AND DAD 2.0 W H E N

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>>4609799
I always love the stuff your post, I just don't comment very often because I'm shy.

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>>4609805
NO I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE

>> No.4609822

>>4609805
comics are based, if you haven't, try developing one.
you realize what you want to draw (subject/themes) and what you like/style

>> No.4609857

>>4609758
Do you know if that linen texture comes from a brush? Or is there a setting that gives the canvas "texture"?

>> No.4609865

>>4609758
yes
also makes my pp hard

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god I wish I was good

>> No.4609879

>>4608019
>>4609200
I'm sorry. To be honest, I hate this comic, and I just want to get it over with and forget about it. I don't want to feel obligated to reply to comments on them.

I especially do not want compliments on them. I know they are shit, and compliments will just send my anxiety into a frenzy.


Sorry. I don't want to be a jerk about it, but it's easier for me to lock comments.

>> No.4609883

>>4609879
bro how do you even get this fucked up

>> No.4609900

>>4609883
this is your brain on furry porn

>> No.4609906

compliments are the true bullying
(saying this half unironically)

>> No.4609914 [DELETED] 

>>4609883
>>4609900
No, this is your brain when you've spent the last half of your life believing you are a shitty person

>> No.4609918

>>4609857
He makes these prepped canvases. It looks like a texture brush: https://dad.gallery/submissions/57064

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>press too hard when erasing
>crease the page

>> No.4609944

>>4609879
The lines-only version looked alright, definitely good enough for furaffinity standards. The coloring doesn't do it any good but you don't get good at coloring without doing any coloring.

Maybe polish up the lines-only version by finishing the rest of the panels and by adding some contrast between the foreground and background (either line thickness or make the background greyer). Then you could put it on FA or some site like that and you could start getting some presence there. Considering how popular that one seagull comic got you shouldn't worry too much about your art not being top notch.

>> No.4609946

>>4609942
>draw a nice panel for once
>stop working on comic because the next panels will be worse

>> No.4609959

>>4609944
>that one seagull comic
what

>> No.4609963

>>4609667
probably me but i dont draw coom.

>> No.4609971

>>4609959
Ah wait

It used to get spammed on some 4chan thread a lot so I thought it was popular but I just looked it up and apparently it's only moderately popular. I was thinking about Brogulls.

>> No.4609987

>>4609971
what qualities do popular adult comics have?

>> No.4609987,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>4609914
kys nigger

>> No.4610018

>>4609987
The most popular comics are well drawn because people judge a porn comic by its cover.

If you can't draw that well you can still get a decently sized audience by servicing some niche. Normally niches are fetishes but it can also be specific combinations of species, body type, personality and character dynamic. Although most people are okay with a lot of species, body types and personalities there's usually one they like best, and if you have a profile full of the thing they like best they'll probably stick around even if it's not the highest quality.

I think people liked brogulls for the barabro on nerdtwink incest situation, but I didn't read it myself.

Moreover from comics like One Punch Man you can see that you can get pretty far with a flawed execution.

>> No.4610043
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>>4609942
>>4609946
all of you comicfags need a hug

>> No.4610070

>>4610018
for comics being worked on for the challenges, since theres no time for big changes, the premise is fixed and no big changes can be made
i think dialogue and fixing the weakest panels is the most available route for improvement

>> No.4610112

>running out of time for comic
>compensate by removing panels, simplifying shots, and omitting details
i feel like im cheating
winning the race not by running but by moving the finish line closer

>> No.4610113

>>4610070
I don't see any problems with your dialogue. Lots of people like it rough so that's not wrong. Just polish up the lines and I think it would be fine.

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>> No.4610140

Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Suddenly
I'm not half the dad I used to be
There's a tribunal hangin' over me
Oh, yesterday came suddenly

Why'd my streak have to go, I don't know, the mods wouldn't say
I did something wrong, now I long for yesterday

Yesterday
Dad was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday

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>suddenly start feeling the form and correcting all my mistakes, as if I just jumped up two tiers
how the FUCK did I just do that???

>> No.4610167

Kokkorororo

>> No.4610176

>>4610167
Very adorable young girl she is! she simply is!

>> No.4610181

>>4610176
I would stick a whole butter stick in her mouth and fatten her up so much so she can't get away from my arms.

>> No.4610186

Is eating butter the absolute fastest way to get fat? They say once a woman becomes obese she will never leave her beloved. Can any fatties fact check this?

>> No.4610190

>>4610186

My friend is a fatso and she confirms.

>> No.4610193

>>4610190
Did she go on a butter only diet? I don't want to kill kokkoro from a heart attack, heart attacks should happen to me only with her cuteness and charm, I just want her to be a lazy good for nothing wife who will never leave me.

>> No.4610200

>>4610193
no butter, she uses doordash 3 times a day

>> No.4610206

>>4610112
i-it's intentional minimalism!!

>>4610160
please, daddy, share some of those gains

>> No.4610208

>>4610200

Disgusting how can you even suggest to me rideshare apps? Nasty ass drivers digging their fingers all up in your order and they expect tips. I hope she enjoy hepatitis and possibly some copiss 19 infection.

I'll just stick with naturally fattening with my love to her.

>> No.4610214

>>4610208
Ask to staple your bag before handing to the driver

>> No.4610217

>>4610214
Absolutely not. Fuck doordash and fuck you and your suggestion.

>> No.4610219

>>4609667
Orc.

>> No.4610224

>>4610214
*staple your balls*

>> No.4610225

>>4610217

There are other ways of keeping a woman without getting her intentionally fat you know

>> No.4610231

>>4610225

I have given it some thought and maybe it's me who she wants to fatten up. But that can't be right, girls don't like fat boys.

>> No.4610236

>>4610231
Cage her, that's the modern way to go.

>> No.4610237

>>4610231

girls like any man with a fat cock...you did show her your cock, yeah?

>> No.4610242

>>4610237
She said one time that my tootsie roll is cute then smiled. I don't think she took my dick seriously enough. Maybe I need to show her one more time.
>>4610236
that isn't healthy for an elf

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this is your brain on tracing

>> No.4610247

>>4610236
Putting a girl in a cage/basement/secret rape room is more of a hassle because she has to go to the bathroom and has periods who wants to clean all that up?

>> No.4610250

>>4610242
Do like Peter Pan with his small winged elf.

>> No.4610252

>>4610247
That's the reason why you let her keep her tongue.

>> No.4610253

>>4610243
no bully

>> No.4610254

>>4610250
Tinker bell is pretty cute but I never really had feelings for her.

>> No.4610256

>another erp session

>> No.4610259

>>4610256
where
i want in

>> No.4610262

>>4610256
Lilramune announced his arrival at >>4610167 and thread quality immediately plummeted downhill.

>> No.4610265

>>4610252

You're into some graphic stuff I can tell. Why don't I see such content on the site portrayed? Was there ever a gore artist on dad or is that not allowed on the site? Too lazy to check the ever changing rules.

>> No.4610266

>>4610242
Elves turn back into humans when they are fat.

>> No.4610272

>>4610266

But I don't want her to be human, being an elf is the best part.

>> No.4610276

>>4610262
It's always the pedophiles

>> No.4610277

>>4610262
Because talking about balls in cages is just the pinnacle of dad discussion. Get over your fixation with ramu.

>> No.4610279

>>4610254
I'm actually tempted to look up tinker bell porn. You got me curious.

>> No.4610281

>>4610277
fuck off pedo

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Speaking about balls in cage.

>> No.4610286

>>4610281
wrong guy, tinfoil detective

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>>4610284

>> No.4610292

>>4610279
>tinker bell porn
This doesn't exist.

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Only 4 days left to finish your comic daddies

>> No.4610296

>>4610294
P L E N T Y

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>>4610289

>> No.4610303

>>4610294
How was Eid al-Fitr?

>> No.4610311

>>4610303
didn't celebrate but my work declared it as a holiday so I get a free day off

>> No.4610314

>>4610292
Well then if it doesn't exist then I just have to make it exist.

>> No.4610315

>check dad after rollover
>no high streak dad eliminated
come on i need to be page 1

>> No.4610358

>>4610315
If high-streak dads were eliminated that often, they wouldn't be high-streak dads.
The real question is how these low-streakers get eliminated so damn often.

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>>4610294

>> No.4610399

>>4610386
>timber
that was a mistyped okay!

>> No.4610410

Good night kokkororo <3

>> No.4610481

Someone please make more challenges..

>> No.4610494

>>4610481

Princess connect challenge

>> No.4610499

>>4610494
Make it

>> No.4610510

>>4610499
I can't but here is a description you can use as an idea: draw a meal the gourmet guild has eaten in the anime this far.

Or

Just draw a character you really like a 2nd option or or or or both!

>> No.4610532

Ew no thanks

>> No.4610534

>>4610294
Who has that dad tracker for the challenges?

>> No.4610536

>>4610358
Easy come easy go

>> No.4610658

I'll join someday, but not today.

>> No.4610797

>>4610298
C...cute

>> No.4610798

>>4610494
Is princess connect like a Wii u game or something. I've never heard of it.

>> No.4610805

>>4610798
it's gachashit

>> No.4610911

Inb4 my RPG partners will be a bunch of E tiers

>> No.4610914

>>4610911
im excited to be with you too dad

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new thread >>4610929