/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

I have my own method for success. I take a loaded gun and put it in my mouth for 5 minutes and bob my head up and down like I'm sucking a dick and once the timer goes off I try to tongue the trigger to go down. It isn't anatomically possible, of course, but the struggle and futility of what I'm trying to do provides introspection enough that I momentarily consider that I had just behaved shamefully as a faggot for the last 5 minutes, having performed fellatio on the barrel of a loaded gun, and had the infinitesimal chance of actually shooting myself with said gun, which would have surely made me look like quite the fool to whoever found me in such a state. After meditating on this for some time I eventually come to the conclusion that I will never amount to anything but lack the courage and conviction to outright take my own life and so I fancy pretending like I'm courting Death Itself by playing around with something that can potentially end my life and from this act comes a certain degree of confidence - not the kind to make me want to become a CEO or change the fate of the world, but the kind that allows me to surpass the mortal dread that is a blank piece of paper in front of me. It allows me to sit down with confidence and illustrate without concern, as I will die and everything I do will not matter, and when judgment comes to be passed on me, if it should come to pass, that which judges me will most likely not look favorably upon me for having squandered what precious time I had playing stupid games with myself and overall not appreciating the gift that is life and will therefore pass a scornful sentence upon my soul, cursing me to toil in limbo or an unpleasant hell until I discover within myself the power and conviction to do what it is I believe in doing, and do it to the utmost of my abilities, until I overcome all mortal limitations and transcend into a sort of Godhood myself and join my almighty brethren in swelter of eternal oblivion and divinity.

>>4576666
This has got to be a pasta.

>>4576666
Holy fuck you actually wrote this yourself.

>tfw circumcised and can't edge

>>4576666
quads and based as fuck, thank you - i had a good laugh reading.

>>4576666
So what you're saying is in order for you to be motivated to draw you have to pretend to suck a dick.

>>4576626
Based quads

>>4576666
You put effort into that post, nice

>>4576626
Based and buddhistpilled

>>4577094
What is this meme character and why am I seeing it popping up everywhere?

>>4576666
Nice quads bro
>6666

>>4576666
Good for you? I’m happy you found something that motivates you.

Furries are taking over /ic/

>>4578170
Based fur

>>4577843
ask >>>/g/

>>4576666
I hate saying this but based based based

>porn artist
why is it always furfags or futafags?
whatever happened to regular straight porn?

>>4576666
how do i learn to write like this

also nice quads

>>4580801
>how do i learn to write like this
Self awareness + life experience + well-read.

>>4576666
Oh yeah, this one's going into my screenshot folder.

>>4576666
I can slightly respect that

Why is it so wrong anon? You do you. If you like it, embrace it.

>>4577843
Satanichia McDowell

>>4576626
>>4578170
stop trying to make wolfboy meme happen kek. The other meme pics >>4577094 are square-cropped and fully colored, sorry but wolfboy is kinda sad in comparison

>>4576666