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What is the crabbiest thing you've ever done, be it on /ic/ or anywhere else?

>> No.4395656

I tell people they're bad even though they're /int/ and I'm a /beg/.
That's probably the extent of it. I've never shit on work that was truly great or given people intentionally misleading advice or anything like that.

>> No.4395659

>>4395656
You fucking piece of shit scumbag

>> No.4395660

I made Aguri guide and shilled it on /ic/ for years despite not following my own advice.

>> No.4395662

Probably just told some /alt/ist to kill himself after getting replied with "muh style".

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>>4395652
I never practiced fundies ever. I'm a total fraud my peers thinks my stuff is good but I don't see it. I haven't finished a piece in years and I mostly only work digitaly. I'm too lazy to do fundies and sit down and learn art. I just draw cute girls for shit n giggles.

>> No.4395676

>>4395652
when people suck I dont tell them

>> No.4395678

>>4395652
I'm still a /beg/ but I give advice to people way better than me.

>> No.4395682

>>4395659
It's kinda hypocritical but I'm not actually lying. In my book you're either a pro or you're bad. You don't get headpats for being less bad than the other bad people.

>> No.4395685

>>4395682
ngmi with that attidute. Everyone'll just hate you.

>> No.4395690

>>4395659
>>4395685
This happens way more than it should. Look through the entire general of the recent /asg/, kek.

>> No.4395692

>>4395685
No, it just means everyone who's not at a pro level will hate me. There are tens of thousands of pros out there who make great work and I enjoy their work and compliment it.
Everyone else who isn't at that level needs to buckle down and hold themselves to a higher standard.

>> No.4395699

>>4395652
I am /bed/ and I give people advice all the time.

It is only when I am 100% sure of what I am talking about (like 6 fingers), but still.

>> No.4395702

>>4395682
If by pro you mean skill level, sure. At least it makes some sense.
But if by pro you mean making a living of it. It does not make any sense at all.

>> No.4395704

>>4395702
Obviously I meant pro skill level. What you do for a living makes no difference. Sorry for the confusion.

>> No.4395728

>>4395652
I make positive posts on ic while trying to help others improve and have fun drawing :3

>> No.4395739

>>4395652
catholics are NOT Christians.

>> No.4395752

>>4395682
NGMI

>> No.4395759

>>4395692
>implying pros will like you, or even care about you
If you only suck up to people in power people are gonna see right through you

>> No.4395760

Call a retarded artist a retard

>> No.4395764

>>4395752
So you expect people to give you compliments because your work "shows progress" or because "you tried", rather than based on the work's inherent appeal? Which one is the real NGMI attitude here?

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>>4395764
Unless you're eternal NGMI, even your most amateurish stuff will start to have shiny qualities once you start to improve.

Grinding your fundamentals to perfection will serve you nothing if you don't develop an aesthetic sense.

>> No.4395806

>>4395792
>"it's ok that it's shit Anon, it's still kinda charming in its shittiness and I think you have a lot of potential"
And you people are saying I'M the ngmi. Jesus christ.
Also it's funny that you think I'm a fundies grinder. I'm usually on the anti-fundies, pro-aesthetics side in those arguments.

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>>4395806
>it's still kinda charming in its shittiness and I think you have a lot of potential
That's exactly how it is, nigger.

I just went on Instagram and clicked on the tag "drawing".
3 very amateurish drawings popped up among them.
They all have endearing qualities and could already be used to tell a story, to find an audience and to appeal to people not because of its technical skill, but because it's aesthetically charming.

Ironically, third one is the best one on a technical level and the least appealing in my opinion, but that goes to show the dynamic between objective improvement and keeping your graphic standards high so they don't lag behind. Some phase shifts are inevitable, though.

>it's funny that you think I'm a fundies grinder
It's funny that you think I think you are a fundies grinder.
I was just contrasting two polar opposites.

>> No.4395971

>>4395699
>It is only when I am 100% sure of what I am talking about
I used to be like that, but then I found out that some of the stuff I was "100% sure" about was bad advice.

>> No.4395979

When someone posts something asking for crits I see the errors in it but Im too lazy to articulate the words to describe the errors and how to fix it so I just leave em hanging and just assume that theyre get better by their own

>> No.4395982

>>4395979
I often do this too.

>> No.4395989

>>4395979
By the way, thanks for articulating it.

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4395990

I don't give crit to artists I hate, so that they'll stagnate, while I and my friends improve.

>> No.4395997

>>4395656
I tell people they’re good when they’re actually /beg/. It’s probably more harmful.

>> No.4396057

>>4395759
Second

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>>4395971
yes

>> No.4396078

>>4395728

Absolute madman.

As for me, I unironically post my abstract absolutely beginner work on /ic/ and feel zero regret about it

>> No.4396086

I fucked my cousin.

>> No.4396106

>>4395728
Based, I also do this when replying to people who actually post their work. When people don't post their work I behave as spiteful as possible to even things out.

>> No.4396118

>>4395652

Years ago, I told some musicians their work was terrible. I mean I REALLY let these people have it. One conversation ended in a fight, the other in a friendship. In my defense, the work was bad, and it kept getting recommended to me in an automated playlist. But I dont think I've ever been that viscerally offended by another artist's work since then.
Not an artist that was among the living, anyway.

Crabby things since..? I dunno.
I join art communities online and then do all my work offline. I dont update my social media often, either.
But Ive been doing that since time immemorial and it only really effects me, in the end.

Its easier to talk to people about art in person than it is through a screen.

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>>4395887
>he’s shilling shitty art and enforcing his abysmal taste on us

Jesus christ, the absolute state of /ic/.

>> No.4396134

>>4395990
>tfw your critique is absolute garbage anyway.

>> No.4396187

>>4396133
>he doesnt understand the point of that anon and cannot see the appeal
NGMI tastelet

>> No.4396276

>>4395652

Nothing, surprisingly. I'm god awful as an artist, so I have no right to tear anybody else down.

>> No.4396293

I have a couple confessions

Today I was doing a self portrait and after struggling to get my face to work with any face projections or anything I realized that I’m just ugly.

I don’t know what crab or NGMI mean

I used to refuse to use references or take advice from anyone and only stopped about 6 months ago and as a result I’m basically at beginner level despite spending my entire life drawing.

I want to have sex with my cousin

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>>4396293
>I want to have sex with my cousin

>> No.4396309

>>4396306
Don’t we all? Well I did but she’s over 18 now.

>> No.4396310

>>4396293
>I used to refuse to use references or take advice from anyone
I took the advice of /ic/ years back and refused to use references. Now I know that that is retarded but I still have it burned in my soul and I always feel like a cheater when I use reference.

>> No.4396318

>>4396310
It depends how you use the reference though, they're there to give you a clearer picture of how forms would look in space in a difficult foreshortened shot for example or how certain parts behave under stress or in a position where they're pulled or compressed or even just to give you an idea of how proportionally accurate your initial drawing is.

>> No.4396319

During a crit I told a girl that her artwork is shit to her face because she made an abstract painting using only primary colours with no mixing. What's funny is my instructor scolded me for being mean to a "handicapped girl" but the girl corrected the instructor that she was normal and had no conditions. Soured the rest of the year, shit was cash.

>> No.4396321

>>4396293

Did it ever occur to you that your eccentric appearance might be due to your genetic propensity for inbreeding?
Food for thought.

>> No.4396322

>>4396319
>tricked the instructor into calling the girl retarded
Holy shit this is fucking funny. You are probably an asshole though.

>> No.4396323

One time a vorefag showed up in my DMs and tried commissioning me for some pretty fucked up shit. He gave a detailed PM about how I should draw a vore comic with the character crying/screaming/being digested alive/etc.

He was retarded enough to link his account to his real-life name/address, so I unironically reported his ass to a few watchlists (burgerland ones since he's 'murican).

I have zero regrets and zero tolerance for serial-killer level degeracy, that shit goes beyond the realm of futa or feet. Enjoy getting swatted faggot.

>> No.4396326

>>4396323
You did a good thing, I'd do the same.

>> No.4396329

>>4396323
Fucking based.

>> No.4396343

>>4396293

Clapclapclapclap...

>> No.4396345

>>4396323

I do not agree with the course of action you have taken. Where exactly was the actual crime he did? Maybe he was fantasizing? Wheres the crime?

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>>4396323
This is why some of us don't even bother creating blogs because of punks like you who believe they're the Internet police and go on a personal moral crusade because of hurt fee-fee's. I hope you will get a taste of your own medicine when you're up against an even bigger crybaby reporting you for creating pornographic content that would equate to you serving a sentence or at least paying a hefty fine from either avoiding Taxes or not having a License to create adult material or whatever.

>> No.4396351

>>4396347

Hear hear

>> No.4396359

>>4396347
>anime reaction image
Every single time.

>>4396345
Anyone who sexually fantasizes about brutal suffering/death should be monitored.

>> No.4396361

>>4396359
>Anyone who sexually fantasizes about brutal suffering/death should be monitored.
By your logic, anyone who has ever participated in a violent video game or watched an episode of violence from any entertainment medium should be put on a list and be a primary suspect whenever there's a murder in the world.

>> No.4396367

>>4396347
Based mikufag

>> No.4396372

>>4396361
>the fantasy of violent videogames is the same kind as a sexual fantasy
t. literal autist (or teenager that doesn't understand how his own mind works yet)

>> No.4396381

>>4396361
>retard doesn't understand intentional sexual motivation vs passive non-sexual enjoyment
Ah, the same old 'gotcha' arguement that only applies to normalfags. You know we're talking about fringe degenerates here, right?

>> No.4396383

>>4396372

Stop being such a woman

>> No.4396389

>>4396383
I just added the teenager part because of my own experience as a teenager you retard. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

>> No.4396390

>>4396383
Amazing counter-argument.

>> No.4396393

>>4395652
When I discovered /ic/ I was annoying my friends by recommending them books and being way too serious about art, trying to push them into "grinding fundies" with me. That's about the worst I did in that regard. On /ic/ I try to speak true, but kindly. Be the change you wanna see in the world, and so on.

>> No.4396394

>>4396390

Counter argument to what? lol

Counter argument to please do not make art????

Just fuck off please PLEASE

>> No.4396433

>>4396372
You've just basically proved my point, the key word here is Fantasy as in fiction, just because you imagine yourself or another person being fucked silly does not constitute rape you're advocating for thought crime here. I'm imagining you right now as a cute sissy animay and we're both getting fucked by an Amazonian high test giantess, come at me bro.
>>4396381
Where is the intent? A stranger that requests you to illustrate a figure in some sexual deviant act doesn't mean they're intentionally going to go and act out whatever fantasies they posses the reason they're requesting an illustration from you is because of the unrealistic implications therefore you as a draftsman will help provide an image through the use of symbols.

>> No.4396437

>>4396433

Guh blah blah de bla blablab de blablablalba!!! BLA BLA!

>> No.4396438

>>4396433
bottom line is your fetish is fucking disgusting. Shit is unnatural.

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>>4396319
Best one so far, but it's not crabbing cause you can't hold back someone who isn't even trying to get out of the bucket.

>>4396293
Look up "crab mentality". Good luck with obtaining your handicapped children.

>> No.4396456

>>4396433
Look at the PaulandAmy situation. Before getting arrested, he had previously commissioned artists/writers to make porn of Amy Rose (a child character). He kept his desires strictly to drawn/fictional degeneracy, which fed into his pedophhilc fantasies. One day those drawings/stories weren't enough to satisfy him, so he ended up diddling real-life kids and the rest is history.

>>4396438
Based and truthpilled. Degerates will try so hard to make their 'fantasies' seem acceptable, when they're actually mentally broken.

>> No.4396458

>>4396433
Degenerates always seething when their fetish get shit on.

>> No.4396481

We are all /beg/ this is so disgusting

The pro looks at us like LMAO

>> No.4396484

>>4395678
isn't that just baseline /ic/?

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>>4396456

>> No.4396518

>>4396323
>moralfagging to the cops instead of collecting degeneratebucks
everything about this was wrong, do better next time.

>> No.4396525

>>4396505
lol. This 'logical fallacy' is actually one of the most likely to turn out to be true. Look at what happened with gay rights. Now we have legalized AIDs infections, state-sanctioned trans kids, drag kids, and 'pedosexual' advocates.

And given the choice of 'think of the children' vs 'think of the degenerates', I'd gladly choose to 'think of the children' over enabling degenerates any day. At least children have some prospect at being functioning members of society.

>>4396518
I'd unironically rather die in a ditch than support those degenerates.

4chan has taught retards to think 'morals' are bad and that cooming/degeneracy/money is the ultimate good. I'm not even religious but that shit is beyond pathetic and subhuman.

>> No.4396530

>>4396525
blah blahdy bla bla :) blablbal di bla blba

bal bla :)

try your best!

>> No.4396535

>>4396525
Yikes please leave this board and never come back.

>> No.4396536

>>4396437
>>4396530
So which side do you support? Can you express yourself in English?

>> No.4396540

>>4396535
Keep seething degenerate.

>> No.4396541

>>4396456
>>4396456
>One day those drawings/stories weren't enough to satisfy him, so he ended up diddling real-life kids and the rest is history.
and how do we know that is what led him to commit to an act? Say for the sake of argument that we ban all pornography, is that going to stop people from intentionally sexually assault or harass someone else? Point in case, if you go to a gun free zone that doesn't mean that you are safe from a criminal that possesses a gun illegally and the same holds true for porn if you go to a porn free environment that will not mean you are safe from peeping tom sneaking around Women's locker rooms or taking creepshots of you whenever you bend over.

If you are concerned over your own safety I suggest you use common sense such as avoiding dark alleys, be aware of your surroundings, stop jumping from cock to cock and hanging out with Tyrone and friends etc. while it is unfortunate that someone becomes a victim of a sexual assault it is an unfortunate reality that has always been - know your neighbors and your communities and maybe consider wearing more modest clothing instead of showing tits and ass that makes Jammal go Muhdick.

>> No.4396545

>>4396525
4chan teaches retards to think all sorts of things anon, you should know that better than anyone.
though you must have picked up that 'call the cops for thoughtcrime' shit from somewhere else.

>> No.4396552

>>4396525
This. People don't understand that it slowly starts to creep up more and more as people try to be nice and accept others for who they are. Now we have all that shit you've mention being in broad day light, played with a straight face.
I'm not religious, but I unironically think people need jesus in their life because other wise there's nothing compelling people to try to act like decent human beings besides the current capitalistic trend being pushed.
>>4396535
>If you don't support people openly jerking it to fetishes that would make most people vomit, you're from "insert site thats not 4chan".
Nigger you really need to get back to your futa monster girl thread on /d/. People don't care if you post your shit, just don't get uppity like you belong here.

>> No.4396554

>>4396536

Ok.. I'll do my best..

You are here for the wrong reasons. Why do you debate and try to debeate? Why do you challenge us? We are not your enemy, you are, forever is :)

You are your enemy and be the best you can be? try your best? You can do it! Why are you so bitter? Let's go!

Ok I go now :) was fun =PLEASE do not stay in bad ditches.. we got ditfhes enough

>> No.4396558

>>4396545
Vorefags/degenerates aren't really human anyway. So reporting him is no skin off my nose.

And I've only ever done it to faggots who spergout about their snuff/tourture fantasies. That shit crosses the line for me. It's unnatural any way you spin it, and putting those fags on a watchlist is better than letting their serial-killer tier tendencies go unchecked.

>>4396552
My nigga.

>>4396554
I don't talk to the mentally disabled. Bye nigger.

>> No.4396560

I've never once drawn from life or studied fundies. I've made it without studying but I tell other anons they won't unless they study

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>>4396293
>I want to have sex with my cousin.

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>>4396323
>vore comic with a character in distress and getting eaten alive is fucked up shit
>somehow /ic/ looks the other way when it comes to lolicon/children purposely drawn in a sexually depicted manner

>> No.4396582

>>4396578
I actually hate both, but I can't speak for all of /ic/.

>> No.4396584

>>4396558

Insuffrable bitch :) make some art

>> No.4396587

>>4395652
spammed a discord link on /b/ right before i left it. burned some bridges that maybe i shouldn't have burnt but it didn't really do much and nobody really cared so its whatever.

>> No.4396590

>>4396558
Post your work

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>>4396578
Well, as he himself put it: >>4396323
>serial-killer level degeracy, that shit goes beyond the realm of futa or feet
And I agree. Liking different body types, genders or whatever is still in the realm of physical attraction, sexual characteristics being the main factor. Even CP is very tame if you think about it as "having an attraction for another human being".

When it comes to a vore fetish or anal unbirthing or whatever the fuck these people fap to, it's about the bizarre, the absurd, the sometimes gorey, filthy, fucked-up situation that has nothing to do with sex.

In terms of degeneracy, I'd rank it like this (lots of stuff omitted) for a male:

Vanilla > Fat/Ugly/Old > Loli > Furry (mild) > Tranny > Gay > Furry (heavy) > Scat > Zoophilia > Guro > Necro > Inflation/Tickling > Vore/Giantess

Scat is nasty, but still related to the nethers of a loved one. An acquired taste, if you will, like any other hard drug.
Guro is... well, guro, but it's generally still depicted as "let me fuck a body in pain (or dead for Necro)". You're probably unsympathetic to other people's pain (and might even enjoy it), but you're still deriving pleasure for yourself the "traditional" way, but sticking your dick into places.
Now... inflation and vore are just wrong buttons in the brain being pressed. You're feeling attraction to someone's distress in a not-necessarily-sexual situation. Like pic related. It shows to me a complete lack of common sense. It's different from the psycho - a psycho knows what he's doing, you're just an irrational retard stroking your dick to stimuli that make no sense.

I wouldn't report the guy like he did, but I laughed and I don't give a shit, serves him right for approaching random people and dumping his uncalled-for, retarded fantasies on them.

>> No.4396638

>>4396584
>>4396554
Are you retarded, ESL or both?

>> No.4396639

>>4396629
>Vore/Giantess is worse than all of this things
What a timeline we're in

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>>4396629
>he wrote an entire blog defending his urge to want to fuck children

>> No.4396701

>>4395652
Smashed up my own paintings after hard trolling from /ic. It's a regret.

>> No.4396705

>>4396701
Other than that, I wrote in a book at a gallery about not getting an artists art , Peter Doig. I feel like I should apologise to him through the gallery and probably will, but I totally didn't get it on that day. But I'm sad in case he was more sad.

>> No.4396714

>>4396629
I'm the anon you quoted in greentext. I'm sorry but I'd have to disagree with your tier list. Even vorefags have different levels of sadism they tolerate. When I said 'serial-killer' I was referring to the sexual desire to cause suffering/death/etc.

Basically any fetish that requires there to be a screaming/crying 'victim' for the sick fuck to jerk off to. Even the weird-ass fetishes you mentioned can be consensual. It's when the degenerate *needs* suffering/death to coom that I get triggered. Also loli/shota falls under this tier for me too.

>> No.4396715

>>4395660
underrated truth

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>>4396714
I know you disagree with me, but I don't expect much from someone who thinks a number on a paper is what dictates how much a person will suffer.

Then again, your angle was consent, mine was sexual deviancy. Cause rape and all that stuff is very natural and common in the wild and it isn't wrong by design (in fact, it's effective for reproduction and survival). It only becomes dysfunctional in more structured, societal species like humans. The bizarre fetishes, on the other hand, get you nowhere and put your sanity into question.

>> No.4396731

>>4396629
Seek help

>> No.4396741

>>4396728
>a number on a paper
I don't understand what you mean.

My only arguement was that faggots who jerk off to snuff and tourture deserve to be scrutinized and monitored. It's not unreasonable to be cautious around that kind of fucked-upness, but this is 4chan so I guess it's seen as 'normal' here.

>rape is natural
Usually it's mindless breeding, sadism on the other hand is only found in higher-level species like cetaceans and primates/great apes.

I also don't see how killing/touturing for sexual gratification is normal or helpful for a species to survive.

>> No.4396779

>>4396741
No, I agree completely. The issue here is you saying loli/shota falls in that category, when it's often depicted as something light-hearted, consensual and all that jazz. Statutory rape is a formality for legal simplicity, it shouldn't be used as a way to evade debating the gray area of human sexuality, especially not on the fucking hacker known as 4chan.
It's fine if you want all pedos to be shot, but if there must be a rationale behind it, then let's not be lazy.

>it's mindless breeding, sadism on the other hand is only found in higher-level species
Wouldn't that just be a consequence of overall higher-level cognition? Feeling pleasure is a way to ignore resistance and thus breed more; suffering from or resisting rape is a way to defend yourself from shitty genes (you didn't select) from impregnating you.

>> No.4396797

>>4396779
Ah, sorry for the mix-up, I didn't know what exact argument you were making in your last post.
But yeah, I can see how my logic might not apply to loli/shota since it's usually depicted as consensual and cutesy. I guess for me it seems unnatural since the idea of sexualizing children (esp. pre-puberty) goes against the instinct of humans to breed with capable, sexually mature adults. A child typically isn't fully mentally/physically developed, so for a large portion of society it's seen as wrong to fuck them (or even have fantasies of fucking them).

I'd also agree that sadism and higher-level cognition go hand-in-hand. Same with complex/bizarre sexual desires, it's why only humans (thus far) are known to have futa/inflation/monster fetishes. We have no idea what chimps or dolphins are thinking when they masturbate, so who knows.

>> No.4396801

>>4396797
>dolphins
probably rape

>> No.4396823

>>4396638

Not falling for your trap cunt :)

>> No.4396834

>>4396823
So both, got it.

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>>4395652
>/ic/
I tell people I'm an internet hotshot to make them seethe, it's effective because /ic/ cares more about twitter likes and patreonbux than good artistry
>anywhere else
Dunno, a few weeks ago on /lgbt/ I brought up the possibility trannies' friends and relations probably only say "she" to be nice and not because they actually view them as real women. Made one person have an unironic, literal allcaps meltdown over it. I don't see that on 4chan very often, I assume I did a decent job rustling them.

>> No.4396854

>>4396834

Neither. Fuck off

>> No.4396855

>>4396854
This confirms it, you are both.

>> No.4396862

>>4396851
I think you got that meltdown because /lgbt/ is about as close to tumblr you can get on 4chan, with the exceptions of maybe /co/ /cgl/ or /soc/

>>4396854
Congraturation!! a retarded ESLfag is you

>> No.4396962

>>4396862

Actually don't know what your stupid feminist abbreviations stand for and could care less LOL

>> No.4397011

>>4396629
PERHAPS I afrived late to this thread but my main fetish is vore in where giant furries swallow helpless prey and painfully digest them into a sad and agonic death

>> No.4397016

>>4397011
By his account, you're the most based person here at this very moment.

>> No.4397027

>>4397016
Based and vorepilled?

>> No.4397123

>>4396962
>feminist abbreviation
So you're a retarded ESLfag *and* a newfag too? Keep it up anon, you're going for the high score.

>>4397011
Have you gotten a knock on your door yet?

>> No.4397131

>>4395652
In middle school all i ever drew was shitty anime girls facing the front with thier arms static to the sides, usually covered by a cloth if sorts.
That was pretty crab of me but ive developed since then.
Not by much but still

>> No.4397133

>>4395652
>ask someone to pyw
>work is better than mine
>"w-what the fuck is this? Looks like sh-shit!!"
Works everytime

>> No.4397135

>>4397123
No, not yet. But if aomeone were to knock my door, I hope it was a macro vixen forcing her hand through the door and picking me up to swallow me alive and digest me over the course of many agonizing hours

>> No.4397139

>>4397135
Well, at least it seems vorefags are a self-correcting problem like 40% of trannies.

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4397168

>>4395652
Does it count if I refuse to critque the arrogent? Let them stool in their shitpile and have everyone else outscale them

>> No.4397176

>>4397131
How is that a crabby thing?

>> No.4397207

>>4397133
>tfw pyw has lost all credibility because of people like you
Now I just prefer people to shut up.

>> No.4397223

>>4395656
maybe don't do that

>> No.4397247

>>4396541
A random nigger is definitely less likely to rape a kid than some guy who wants you to draw explicit violent child rape.

>> No.4397249

>>4396578
Snuff shit is definitely worse than loli that looks nothing like kids.

>> No.4397251

>>4397247
The statistics state otherwise, niggers are still the top dogs of child rape
funny how they're called a "minority" when there's more of them than whites.

>> No.4397257

>>4397251
I thought hispanics are the top dogs in the pedo department? Anyways, I specified a random nigger vs a specific guy who we already know something about, so your statistics don't apply here.

>> No.4397263

>>4396347
>This is why some of us don't even bother creating blogs
Great, so, how many of you should I report to authorities to free the internet of your presence entirely? I would also like for furries and ntr-fags to leave.

>> No.4397267

>>4397257
if it ain't white, it's a nigger

>> No.4397272

>>4395652
told someone their work was amazing when it wasnt

>> No.4397279

In college, low lvl sculpture class creates a "sculpture" out of rolled up newspapers and spiderwebs them around our break room. It's stupid ugly and takes up our lounge area,
So every time I walked through it, I'd take a pocket knife and structurally weaken it, until it finally collapsed when I wasn't around. .

>> No.4397294

>>4397133
>Works everytime
That's your delusion, this never works, because everyone sees through your shit. I've seen this happen a few times. If you don't post your work of at least comparable quality in return, everyone assumes (rightly) that you're a /beg/ retard.

>> No.4397412

>>4397294
Something like this happened not too long ago. It was from the last /asg/ general? Seething /beg/s there shit on someone better than them.

>> No.4397415

>>4397412
Jumped off a bridge anon and even Mikufag got compliments on their work.
All the rest of the work in the thread was shit and got called shit.
So I'm not sure what you're talking about.

>> No.4397450

>>4397415
I went and checked, it’s from the 3rd artwork posted when that happened. Mikufag got complimented because autism?

>> No.4397573

>>4395682
At least be correct if you're gonna be arrogant. You don't give advice unless you know what you're talking about, you ONLY advise when you're speaking from successful experience. If you do that, you'll give genuinely useful advice, or at least advice that is not just harmful. There's nothing good about misleading people, so don't act as if there's any justification.

>“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

>> No.4397578

>>4397573
Get fucked lol

>> No.4397581

>>4396323
BASED

>> No.4397602

>>4397139
LOL

>> No.4397610

>>4395652
crushing the dreams of (literally diagnosed autistic) peers who want to be manga artists but have no art skill. I didn't try to do it in a mean way, just a hard truth as to the amount of work they would have to actually do and provided some resources and suggested alternatives/back up plans.
i guess thats not very crabby but I felt bad for them and might have been harsher than I should have been.

>> No.4397669
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4397669

>>4397168
Not at all.
Every time someone uptalks while asking for help I decide not to give any advice to the ""person"".

>> No.4397711

I still like vore. It is also true that I fantasize about torturing people to death, but it is not as a result of my fetish but because I authentically loathe humanity

>> No.4397777

>>4396741

>I also don't see how killing/touturing for sexual gratification is normal or helpful for a species to survive.

Interesting question, but there is always a reason. I think it is in this case revenge, and it works as a deterrent in inter-population competition. A deterrent against all-out warfare.

Also, it seems humans just tend to link sexual gratification with the weirdest things (=fetishes).

Even if you were repulsed by this person's fetish, it is very unlikely that they would act on it.

From a legal point of view, I'm still against this idea that anyone who wants to see pictures of their fetish should go on a watchlist and so be registered somewhere in an obscure register. Which could some day leak.

But I guess the police will know what to do with your report.

>> No.4397781

>>4396741

And the crabbiest thing Ive done on this board is replying to your insults, troll- and shitposts.

>> No.4397980

>>4395652
if someone posts a dumb low effort question I will often shit post but if someone has put some thought into what they say or it is clear they're trying I'll help them.

>> No.4398097

>>4395652
i trace everyone's art and claim it as my own

>> No.4398102

>>4397980
That's, like, the least crabby thing you can do, get out of this thread.

>> No.4398107

>>4397777
>but there is always a reason.
Sometimes it's just being actually fucked in the head, just an error in the brain, it happens. This is the case with torture and death fetishists.

>> No.4398112
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4398112

I make 6000€ per month from furry art despite I am not an furry. I just dont get the appeal.

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4398137

>>4398112

Also, every time when polish man post how he want to make 600usd I post 6000€ post so he dont feel like 600burgerbucks is too much so he can make it.

Dont undersell urselfs figgots

>> No.4398138

>>4398112
What is your art like?

>> No.4398147

>>4398138
like polished bag of sand

>> No.4398212

I buy prints of shitty art made by shitty artists, because i want them to feel accomplished and give them motivation

I try to be always positive in here and respectful, but I always lose my shit with Illastrat..

>> No.4398216

>>4395652
I wanna draw out my fetish cuz im frustrated there's barely any porn for it.

>> No.4398220

>>4398137
Who is polishman?

>> No.4398225

>>4398212
>be shitty artist
>nobody like your shitty art, on the brink of suicide
>random guy on the internet wants to buy your shit
>see the light, maybe life is worth living
>read this post
>finally get the resolve to kill yourself
You are probably causing a rollercoaster of emotion in someone.

>> No.4398273

>>4395652
I wish people weren't so shit and would focus more on art instead of pulling each other down.

But I know that will never be the case.

>> No.4398286

>>4398273
we can all dream anon

>> No.4398288

>>4397669
oh okay. then I guess I've never crabbed out on someone. never got why it's a phenomenon to begin with

>> No.4398305

>>4398288
dont try to understand it
its ngmi thing
so ur probably gmi

>> No.4398331

>>4395652
I just larp as an incel

>> No.4398347

>>4398331
If you're horny anon I love you please keep it up.
(I'm not a girl)

>> No.4398410

>>4398286
Dreaming makes me sad, because I see glimps of what could be. I'm not very religious but people always say there is a hell and heaven after life, the way people treat each other it's like we're already in some sort of hell that we created.

>> No.4398425

>>4398225
Well the art needs to at least move me a bit, but sometimes I just buy it for networking reasons, specially if they are artists from my country in a near art level than me but have way better connections fame, its easy to make yourself look like a cool guy and ask for favors if you are buying their art...

>> No.4398481

>>4395652
im a user in some webcomic site, and some of the artist there took offense that i found their ms paint tier art "quaint" at best. pretty much never gave out critique ever again after that.

>> No.4398493

>>4395656
>beg thinking his taste compensates for his skill
kek

>> No.4398499

>>4398481
>crabbing a crab's confidence to crab
The metagame was strong with that one.

>> No.4398568

>>4395652
I ask females for body pics so I can draw. but use it to fap :^)

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4398640

>>4396309
WAIT HOLD ON THERE ONE SECOND MISTER

>> No.4398653

>>4398493
honestly, a lot of what people need is somebody to crack the whip about painfully obvious things. it doesn't take much skill for that.

>> No.4398996

Unironically, I instantly block anyone on Twitter who has pronouns listed. Followers included.

>> No.4399134

>>4398996
I don't do it because I can take the heat, but based anyway.

>> No.4399152

>>4395662
Okay Amawu.

>> No.4399584

>>4398996
so you assume everyone's a dude on the internet then?

>> No.4400181

>>4399584
No, I do it because every single Twitter user with pronouns listed (without fail) is always a passive-aggressive cunt or moralfag sjw or both. If the bio says 'male' or 'female' (or uses the male/female symbol) that's fine, but pronouns specifically are an immediate red flag and block.

>> No.4401243

>>4395759
100%

>> No.4401593

>>4396293
>>4396086
>I fucked my cousin.
>I want to have sex with my cousin
isn't that what cousin are for?

>> No.4401601

>>4398216
What's your fetish

>> No.4401613

>>4396372
what is the difference?

>> No.4401649

>>4401593
yes

>> No.4402236

>>4400181
maybe you just encountered some assholes with pronouns in their bio it seems but i can understand your point of view.

>> No.4402237

>>4401601
deliciously brown muscle futas fucking submissive femboys.

>> No.4402270

>>4401593
Exactly, that's why i fucked him.

>> No.4404955

>>4395660
Thanks Just plain stupid.

>> No.4405483

>>4398410
why are all of y'all so depressed.

>> No.4405855

>>4405483
no job no money no gf no future

>> No.4406116

>>4405855
>no gf

get a cat, anon.

>> No.4407193

My confession is that I can't control my porn addiction. It's the source of every problem in my life. And I'm really ashamed of how degenerate it's getting. How do I stop for the love of God?

>> No.4407297

>>4406116
No job no money no future sounds bad too though

>> No.4407400
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4407400

I met with my high school friends a few months ago and they showed me their drawings, despite drawing since i met them (over 10 years) their stuff was ugly as shit and i felt even i, who hasn't drawn in years, could do much better. I picked up a pencil again after that but i feel kinda sad for thinking how shit their art was at that time.

>> No.4407412

>>4395652
I regularly attack BBC-chan and Marmalade Mum whenever they dare to show their faces here

>> No.4407448

>>4407412
And how is that a bad thing? They chug the limelight like whores, so we need some crackheads to jump them too. Keeping things balanced.

>> No.4407906

>>4407297
well I guess your hopeless. Only solution i have for is to leave 4chan and start self-reflecting as to why you lack these things.

>> No.4407944

>>4407448
The only reason they're in the "limelight" is because you retarded crabs keep giving them attention

>> No.4408137

>>4406116
I mean, aside from the moral issues going on here, I don't think that a human can physically fuck a cat.

>> No.4408241

>>4408137
im not suggesting you fuck a cat, anon. owning a pet teaches responsibility and commitment which can be transfer into relationships.

>> No.4408311

>>4396086
I won't lie. That's just straight up based, brother.

Here's an absolute fact, if you have a female cousin who's moderately attractive, you've fantasized about fucking well into your 20s. If not, you're lying.

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4408568

>>4395652
I honestly cannot conceive how someone would be able to draw digitally without some level of smoothing. The tablet gets small movements that would never affect a physical pencil or a brush.

>> No.4408570

>>4397135
based in a weird way

>> No.4408582

>>4395668
You've still got a brain in there, you'll figure it on acident or something

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4408599

Have you ever coom'd to your own artwork

>> No.4408610

>>4408568
I use PS with no smoothing. I just do fast strokes and undo until I get it right.

>> No.4408619

>>4408610
Yeah sure it's cute and out of 50 strokes you might get a perfect one, but that's just you wasting your time, do it with smoothing and the key principle of art, knowing where to put the right traces and the right brushes will sill be there. If anything undo is more of a crush than smoothing, since the latter is closer to how a brush would feel in real life.

>> No.4408686

>>4408599
that will be the milestone that lets me know i've made it

>> No.4408708

>>4408570
Degenerates killing themselves is pretty based ngl

>> No.4408725

>>4408568
>>4408619
It's blatantly obvious that you have never used the Apple iPad Pro 12.9. Likely couldn't afford one either.

>> No.4408731

>>4408725
Imagine being this guy.

>> No.4408823

>>4408241
it was a joke anon

>> No.4409240

>>4398996
Yeah I've learned not to follow anyone who does that in general.

>> No.4409247

>>4395668
Nobody does fundies, it's just another meme from this shit hole.

>> No.4409289

>>4408599
I can’t, my drawings are like my children.

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4411024

>>4408725
>using apple products
>using apple TABLETS

>> No.4411649

I actually like this place and i think there are a lot of talented artist here, even not counting the lurkers

>> No.4411652

>>4408610
I avoid smoothing like the plague, kills the soul