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How does one obtain an artist gf?

Hypothetically speaking ofcourse.

>> No.4160655

>>4160641
You wouldnt want an artist gf.They are all schizo maniacs.Trust me.

>> No.4160658
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4160658

>>4160655
You just want to keep them all yourself

>> No.4160659

>>4160655
The crazy ones are the hottest.

>> No.4160660

>>4160655
I'm a nice girl. Trust me

>> No.4160662

>>4160660
Are you single?

>> No.4160665
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4160665

>>4160641
what about an artist gf(male)?
w2c?

>> No.4160667

Getting one is half the battle.
Keeping one is the real struggle.
Don't fuck it up, Anon.

>> No.4160668

>>4160667
If thats the case the battle hasnt even begun for me

>> No.4160669

>>4160641
post art and if its good enough im willing to be your gf

>> No.4160672

>>4160669
post tits first

>> No.4160673
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4160673

>>4160669
Youre probably not even a girl but ok.

>> No.4160675

>>4160672
no

>>4160673
looks cute, how do i contact you anon?

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>>4160675
Ah ah ah.
Post ur work. I need to see what my potential gf can make before we proceed

>> No.4160683
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4160683

Are you sure?
Every single female from /ic/ I've talked to or saw talking to other people turned out to be a cookie-cutter leftist.
Some will just hint at it by liking/sharing rants by some tranny or strong woman; others are less subtle and will use or draw one of those many gay flags whenever some gay holiday takes place.
Most though will just flat out spew their uncalled for opinion about (((problematic))) stuff at every chance they get by using pre-made arguments and (((common-sense))) or CURRENT YEAR. And these are girls who just earlier told you they hate "those annoying SJWs".

I can't believe how many times I've read "I can't believe this person thinks [something slightly conservative] is okay".

Stay away from art girls, even braindead Stacy is better. Both will end up fucking up bit time, but at least Stacy is not pretending to be a grown up, rational human being.
Thanks for reading my blog.

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4160693

>>4160680

>> No.4160697

>>4160683
Honestly this and i dont even give a shit about politics.

>> No.4160698

>>4160662
No

>> No.4160705

>>4160683
What you described are normie art girls. Chan girls are more problematic than the normie type. I for one would like to draw more cute shota boys without getting called out by fat antis on soc media

>> No.4160708

>>4160693
Nice!
Now post a pic of your butt

>> No.4160709

>>4160708
uh no

>> No.4160710

>>4160693
>>4160673

if legit, we should rename the board /ic/ for Innocent Couple

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>>4160709

>> No.4160716

Ok serious talk here

How do we get the /soc faggots banned?
Are you doing your job reporting?

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>>4160693
>>4160675
cute art.....therefore you must be a cute girl?
im getting cold feet now, maybe this was a bad idea

>> No.4160719

>>4160716
nobody likes a snitch anonymous

>> No.4160720

1) Hang at the real life art events
2) Talk to girls there
3) If your conversation is longer than a few phrases, ask if she'd like to hang out

>> No.4160723

nvm, guys on /ic/ are just a bunch of degenerates

>> No.4160726

>>4160719
Nobody likes you either, normie

>> No.4160728

>>4160723
which post tipped you off?

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>>4160726
>calls me normie
>when I don't have a gf
>when I expressed desire for an artist gf
???

>> No.4160738

>>4160641
I(male) would like to have someone to talk, just random ideas, art... but at the end of the day online conversations just keep me entertained enough not to realize my loneliness in the real world... Good luck to people ITT though

>> No.4160753
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>>4160705
Well, yeah, one second you're complaining about "no one lets me draw what I want", but the other you've forgotten about it and start going on about how a certain person is a racist or how people don't understand how important it is that we give dogs on wheelchairs the attention they need. Stop pollution!

The typical female answer here would be "Oh my god, are you seriously comparing drawing yaoi with killing black people?" or something like that.
Bear in mind this is not a portrayal of you specifically, just my usual experience on these interactions. If you're a unicorn and not just someone without self-awareness, by all means become OP's gf.

Admittedly, I think this connection problem might stem from both sides.
Women learn to conform to the mainstream, and the mainstream now is a bunch of people getting outraged by things 24 hours a day and labeling the dissidents.
Men are used to not bothering having a debate cause it's not worth the drama, so they pay the price of going against their more confrontational nature. It's also harder to find company as a guy, so they don't risk losing it.

I was recently talking to a Japanese(-American) girl who draws rape and gore and who always gives little racial jabs like "you Westerners all look like monkeys". I thought "woah, this one has no filters", but a day later she was "so done" because a guy on Twitter supported Trump and guns. Turns out she is also against saying "the n-word". I don't wanna play Wheel-of-Fortune anymore...

>> No.4160758

>>4160735
Thats some normie shit dude.
The cool guys get onas and dakis, not moan for gfs

>> No.4160767

>>4160758
i dont own either of those sadly

>> No.4160770

>>4160693
cute.
how big is you're weiner?

>> No.4160778

>>4160716
Are you that much of an insecure faggot who can't tolerate other people's thoughts and feelings, which do not necessarily reflect your own loomis circlejerk tradfaggotry?

Besides why would people interested in art go spam other boards and talk with people they have no interest in? Kinda defeats the purpose of this board then

>> No.4160780

>>4160673
>>4160693
If only I could be this happy with such mediocre work.

>> No.4160798

>>4160716
shut the fuck up jay and go back to your shitty drawings

>> No.4160806

>>4160753
>just want to let unfiltered retard bantz flow without keeping track of an extensive list of dumb shit some fag won't let slide
>virtually all the oases of this free, uncaring humor have dried up, to the point that even on here half the time you'll have some retardanon bitching in (You)s because you offended their politics or the politics of whoever they're falsefagging as
>can't even spot your fellows solely based on whoever's freest to throw around naughty words because half the time they'll turn out to be obsessed with /pol/shit
it's all so tiresome

>> No.4160808

>>4160770
let me defrost one and check

>> No.4160819
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>>4160720
Is there any way i can meet single art girls online? I can't think of any irl instances where I can meet such women that aren't already attending with their boyfriends or husbands.

Women artists at conventions selling prints or other shit are always with their spouse at a booth.

>> No.4160822

>>4160819
Women at convention booths without a partner bring a friend/family member to RP as their partner to ward off creeps.

>> No.4160826

>>4160822
>get told to meet women at art events
>can't ask these women out on a date without coming off as a creep

its all so tiresome

>> No.4160829

>>4160826
i hate men
stay in your cheeto cave

>> No.4160836

>>4160829
don't act as if you're not a slob too.

>> No.4160845

>>4160826
thats the test anon

if you can ask them out without coming off as a creep you pass the first part of the test

the second part is to be lucky by her to be looking for somebody

>> No.4160848

>>4160641
When you are able to draw 10.000 boxes in a row, girls panties at art fairs will drop.

>> No.4160850

>>4160829
hey. so. this might seem creepy but. wanna go on a date?

>> No.4160851

>>4160829
>>4160836
>being a slob
this is why you'll stay femcels and incels while I attain a wholesome pusy

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>>4160753
>tfw sit in my room all day and draw shotacon, also I'm a natsoc sympathizer
There no space in this world for people like me

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>>4160927
here

>> No.4160940

>>4160641
I used to be an attention whore on a smaller imageboard and my boyfriend was collecting my pictures. Eventually we met up through mutual friends and now he has an "art gf"

>> No.4160941

You get whatever gf life throws at you, finding an intellectual soulmate is a road to loneliness

>> No.4160965

>>4160927
good thing there's digital space in the digital world to keep you away from the mentally well

>> No.4160972

Ngl but an artist bf would be kinda hot. Sucking him off under the table while he draws better than me, giving me harsh critiques cuz he knows I like verbal abuse

>> No.4160974

>>4160931
>>4160965
Do you want a racist artgf or not? You're giving me mixed signalsm

>> No.4160976

>>4160658
out here bein stingy, better share some with the rest of the class

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>>4160927
Ignore the mad roasties, m'lady, they sensed you betraying the sorority and put out their fangs.

DON'T TREAD ON HER!!!

>>4160974
On a more serious note, I can't possibly be your art friend - who's to say boyfriend -, as our art interests are like night and day... Unless?

>> No.4161002

>>4160940
>I used to be an attention whore

why did you feel so lonely in the first place

>> No.4161003

>>4160641
How does one obtain an artist bf?

>> No.4161005

>>4160641
this should be the artbook thread thumbnail

>> No.4161008

>>4160641
You talk to them. Hopefully you get one of the more normal or we'll-adjusted ones.

Even if you do, I've found critting each other's work to be kind of awkward; you're in a position where you kind of just feel obligated to shower one another with praise, and crits feel like you're nagging them sometimes.

>> No.4161010

>>4160974
anons were looking for an artgf who doesn't give a fuck, not a specific flavor of mentally ill retard with a meme ideology

>> No.4161011

>>4161003
by posting cute hands and a discord tag, do it coward

>> No.4161014
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>>4161003
be cute, kind and wholesome

>> No.4161015

>>4161010
If you aren't a fanatic you're a ngmi.

>> No.4161045

>>4161015
Only a drawan fanatic, dumbdumb. LARP fanatics are maximum NGMI.

>> No.4161057

>>4161010
>e-everyone who actually thinks critically about the world is mentally ill

>> No.4161065

>>4161003
are you a boy or a girl?

>> No.4161066

Not looking but curious.
Is anyone willing to date total begs to somewhat good for a beg?
Would anyone date a lady beg?

>> No.4161067

>>4161014
and also make sure you always end your replies with uwu that signifies you are open for business and taking loads.

>> No.4161068

>>4161057
politic hipster cope

>> No.4161081

>>4161066
Only if you beg.

>> No.4161085

meet art girl, intend to be only her friend with no romantic interests so that she don't feel threatened, and then she'll jump mental gymnastic hoops into convincing herself that *you're* in love with her so, she might as well also be in love with you because youre her only male friend. only to be scared away because you still have no idea what the fuck is going on in her head.
at least, that's the closest I've been to dating anyone as an art (girl)
>>4160655
this

>> No.4161092

>>4160693
you know the rules, tits or gtfo whoare

>> No.4161093

>>4161003
I "stalked" mine. Always commenting on his stuff. Showing up to where he was and made conversations. Luckily for me he thought it was charming and not completely creepy and off putting

>> No.4161097

I am a 22 years old Polish Catholic heterosexual virgin male

>> No.4161105
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>>4161097
Too old. If you don't get a GF before you're 10, your brain never adapts to it and you'll never gonna get a family.
Unless you have ligameme - older girls who are afraid of her wombs drying will do anything for ligameme offspring.

>> No.4161106

>>4161105
Wtf are you on?

>> No.4161111

>>4161068
normie cope

>> No.4161113

>>4160993
What do you draw and are you actually ok with someone drawing little boy cock every day?

>> No.4161120

>>4161097
Who did you vote for yesterday

>> No.4161123

>>4161120
i dont remember i checked a random guy

>> No.4161126

>>4160655

Yeah.

Artists are mostly terrible people. I know. I work in Hollywood.

They're nuts. They make terrible friends, much less lovers.

>> No.4161132

I've never seen artists become lovers

I'm not sure why but if my girlfriend can draw better than me and more successful. It will make me feel failed as a man

>> No.4161133

>>4161126
>hollywood
while I don't disagree with your statement, perhaps your problem is more that you work in hollywood than the fact they're artists.

>> No.4161139

I've only ever dated artists. I can't imagine dating someone who's not, art is such a huge part of my life and work.

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>>4160641
as long as your are not retarded, autistic, ugly or generally unattractive it will happen. the only thing both women and men care about is looks and status. personality is last but that doesn't mean be a big man-child baby or abusive controlling freak.
>>4160683
>actually taking seriously a woman politics and complaining online
you sound like a simp and will never have sex. you probably are not good enough for some "trad" right wing e-whore. maybe you can get a racist amphetamine addict gf or something good luck lmao.
>>4160826
>>4160829
"i hate men"
"stay in your cheeto cave"
okay good example of what i was saying first above. bc ur image is as a desperate online incel, your going to get shit on. I garuntee if she were to interact with u, even online in a more personal setting in whihc u were not a loser, had a cool job or were popular online she would have more respect.
assumin ghtis isnt tranny larp or lesbnias she would be begging you to plow her while choking her out
>>4160845
stop asking girls out you dont know or even worst just met. it never works and is a good way to get kicked out of any place nowadays. pickup art is a scam

>> No.4161166

>>4161126
My dad works for Nintendo and the artist that makes Pokémon is gonna be my new mommy

>> No.4161178

Remember when "tits or gtfo" was still posted? Now every "im a gurl lol" gets a dozen desperate faggots kissing their feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo

>> No.4161182

>>4161178
I think it's now "go dilate tranny"

>> No.4161199

>>4160641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t47v8mpLgmw

>> No.4161216

>>4161133

You may be right, but I can't imagine the art scene in New York or San Francisco or any other city is any less crazy.

>>4161166
This is how pathetic /ic/ is. The mere idea of actually being a mid-level professional artist is so unattainable that it's on par with, "My dad works at Nintendo!"

>> No.4161226

>>4161216
No, it’s that you’re baseless “I work in Hollywood” is cringe. The pros that do lurk here don’t go trying to add clout to their shit opinions.

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>another shit thread about women

>> No.4161237

>>4161093
haha..

are you cute?

>> No.4161238

>>4161002
I made some bad choices, but that's okay cause they lead to good outcomes

>> No.4161241

>>4161162
>personality is last
you gotta be 18 to post here

>> No.4161244

>>4161237
I've been told but I don't think so, I think I am kind of plain if anything.

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>>4161244
at least you're humble miss.

>> No.4161253

>>4161226

>trying to add clout

Go project your assumptions on someone else's post.

All I meant to say is I interact with professional artists regularly.

>> No.4161255

>>4160641
where tf is this thumbnail from lmao

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>>4161255
ergo proxy, great show, but a little niche so it might not be your taste

>> No.4161288

>>4161255
>>4161279
to add a little on this, its physiological mystery with focus on existential themes and atmosphere

>> No.4161293

lf> bf to steal art gains from

I've never dated or had any interest in anyone but if it means it'll get undeserved improvement then I'll gladly do it

>> No.4161298
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4161298

shame for me to admit that i would not date an art boi cause 1 it would feel competitive 2 i wannt a guy that can keep me a neet forever

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4161299

I'd rather have a sculpture gf since it'd end up getting competitive if we both draw and paint.
I really want a muse gf though.

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>>4161299
>sculpture gf
pygmalion pls go
>>4161298
i wouldn't mind dating a cute neet maybe

>> No.4161640

>>4161241
cope

>> No.4161654

i met my gf on here :)

>> No.4161658

>>4161654
aww how long have you been together?

>> No.4161663

>>4161654
ROBOTEGG pls

>> No.4161717
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>>4161298
I am trying to get good enough at art so one day I can afford a need wife, if she knows how to draw even better

>> No.4161718

>>4161717
neet*

>> No.4161721

>>4160683

>Reee! Why can't girls accept my nazi beliefs.

You're not getting a gf with that attitude.

>> No.4161733

>>4161717
>i want to be a beta provider for a used up whore
the modern male

>> No.4161742

>>4161733
>like men don't want a whore

>> No.4161783
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>>4161721

>> No.4161785

>>4160641
>m-muh gf im so lonely
OOF
cringe bro...

>> No.4161801

>>4161733
wrong, I am planning to get myself a nice mountain village girl, with atleast 10 years younger than be (because by the time I will be able to afford this, Ill be old)

>> No.4161938

This thread is full of losers

>> No.4161941

>>4161938
are you new to 4chan or something?

>> No.4161945

>>4160641
>tfw found out qt3.14 from my uni course (STEM major) loves drawing as much as I do.
>she spergs when I told her I like art
>she invites me to go life drawing with her

H-How do I claim her as my artist gf fellas?? I really don't want to fuck this up.

>> No.4161947

>>4161945
if you area asking you already lost her

dont go to a fight you are relying on luck to win, you need to be confident, and you need a reason to be so

>> No.4161955

>>4161947
I'll be able to talk to her more during the drawing, maybe something can come off it...It's just I haven't felt falling for someone in a long while, it feels so strange.

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>>4161085
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCK this is accurate. And then the bitch makes up some shit and accusses you and treats you like shit, for something she made up in her head, and you have no fucking clue what she's talking about

>> No.4162014

>>4161279
>>4161288
ah gotcha, I know it by name but haven't watched it

>> No.4162018

>>4161298
I think it's the same for male artists, they want someone who could support them without all the weird smelly lifestyle of an female artist

>> No.4162019

>>4161640
we know you're coping tranny

>> No.4162020

>>4161945
she probably browses ic, and now she's blushing after reading your post

>> No.4162028

>>4161298
>thinks it would be competitive
>wants a guy that can actually supply you with goodies
you are contradicting yourself you lazy sack of shit

>> No.4162030

>>4161742
only beta providers wish that since they havent gotten their peepee into a veggie

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honestly i wouldnt mind being a neet art slave drawing and letting my provider claim my work


>>4162028

>lazy sack of shit

atleast i know what i want from life.
yeah its a dream but its all i want

>>4162028
>you are contradicting yourself
the competitive part is a minor pet peeve

fact is that an artist unfortunately would most likely not be stable enough to be a provider and it would only drug him down

>>4161717
i think it would stress you out,

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>>4161113
I am 100% ok with whatever you draw, I was disappointed the other day when I failed to find "baby fuck it's awwwwright" on Google.
Doesn't mean I'll enjoy the subject matter, but I don't get offended at pictures.

I draw the usual, anime/fantasy and worldbuilding. Also enjoy some lineless digital painting. I enjoy looking at stylized, colorful stuff and I wish I was good at drawing cool backgrounds.

PS: From everything I said thus far it might have been apparent, but, for good measure, I'm not looking for a girlfriend. Just art people with whom I can bee myself around.
If you're looking for a relationship, other anons are a better choice.

>>4161293
What's a lf?

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4162105

Im sexy af but cant get a gf or friends even because i hate social dynamics and am not willing to put in maximum effort to be fake as fuck, look exactly like everyone else with same clothes, haircut, etc and competely kill my own personality just so people accept me into their social circle. Fuck it ill continue being asocial and banging the occasional thot and making art. I sound like i care because i do, id like to have a solid social life but i also dont want to put in the work.

>> No.4162111

This isn't /soc/, you braindead normalshitters should fuck back off over there.
Or get concentrated over there >>4154369 like the vermins you are.

>> No.4162117

>>4160683
Trash character cartoon artists do this. Take a look at how many women actually draw environments and fully painted art, and i guarantee a large majority of those are like ghosts socially. It's career suicide to express non leftie views at this moment, unless you're completely free from needing to network and have a following.

>> No.4162172

>>4162117
>It's career suicide to express non leftie views at this moment, unless you're completely free from needing to network and have a following.

Yeah, which is why I got a paying job in something else while working on my art on the side

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>>4161721
>>Reee! Why can't girls accept my nazi beliefs.
Bleeo bloop! Should have read the followup post.
>>4160753
>the typical female answer here would be "Oh my god, are you seriously comparing drawing yaoi with killing black people?" or something like that.
Your jumping to conclusions is exactly the problem.

>>4161162
You sound like you should shut the fuck up.
>le have sex
I dumped more exes than they have dumped me, all because they wouldn't shut up about their stupid beliefs.
>"trad" right wing
Self-declared right wing people are equally as stupid, not sure what you're on about.
If anything, the current "/pol/" mentality of the average anon was seen as leftist in the past because their videogames, freedom of speech and almost anarchist behavior was threatened by bible aunts, not feminists and trannies.

>> No.4162284
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>>4160826
Let me share my story regarding events
>be average joe
>go to art events and anime conventions because i'm interested in them
>always take days off weeks in advance
>only days where i can kick back and enjoy not being stressed
>have good time looking at stuff, talking to artist about their work, get some food and draw a little but usually keep to myself
>get approached by random females
>trying to get me into conversation
>blatantly flirting with me
>art girls showing me their stuff
>some outright show me hentai they drew
>cosplay girls trying to get me to take a picture with them
>most girls trying to make physical contact with me
>no genuine or friendly conversation about anything coming from their side ever
>get literally stalked throughout any con i go
>Don't say anything because i'd become the laughing stock of the whole world and don't want to cause unnecessary drama
>same girls approach me over and over
>be always polite, avoid getting too involved, too much hands on me or touch anyone
>make a run whenever i get the chance
>ffw
>the fateful day where i dropped cons alltogether
>be omw to city of the con
>4am
>take a break at a gas station to fill up on tank and maybe get some breakfast
>other congoes are there
>i know these girls
>fuck.gif
>ofc they start approaching me
>usual small talk
>starting to heavily hit on me
>"I'm going to drive now"
>"Omg! We can drive with you In your car!"
>glance over at the poor guy that drove them until now
>"I can't do that. I''ll be visiting some relatives before going to the con"
>they bought that
>get in my car
>start driving
>8am
>arrive in city
>park car far away from con
>go for a walk until con opens up maybe draw a little
>find a spot near the local river
>nobody else around
>this will be fine.jpeg
>not even 2 min later
>another group of girls with their designated driver
>"Hey, Anon!!!"
>more people start to gather
>more smells start to be noticeable
>jesuschristplssaveme.png
to be continued

>> No.4162289

>>4161783
>tfw no 6’6” Aryan princess

>> No.4162294

>>4162105
>Im sexy af but cant get a gf or friends even because i hate social dynamics and am not willing to put in maximum effort to be fake as fuck
is this donnie krueger irl?

>> No.4162296

>>4162284
this only makes sense if youre also girl.

>> No.4162297

>>4160641
Stop fetishizing my profession.

>> No.4162298

>>4162296
Not necessarily. Girls like those that the other anon described sound like the opportunistic bitches you find on every con.

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>>4162091
idk a decent guy probably wouldn't want to be in a relationship with such a person, it's not really about helping someone out but the fact that you are basing all his worth and good points on whether or not he can and is willing to support you. I think it's rather unfair.

You're probably putting your "path as an artist" up as an excuse, but ask yourself if you would be willing to do the same if your roles would be reversed and you had to go out every morning doing two jobs while your partner is sitting at home doodling around and watching yt the whole day. There will be the occasional guy who'd pound your pussy or keep you as a circumstantial side gig while paying for your stuff, but you know that won't last if you have even a sliver of self-worth in you.

No offense to you personally, but I guess maybe at some point you'd be willing to look at things a bit differently.

>> No.4162325

I can't relate to females

what do you even talk with them about

>> No.4162330

>>4162325
i'm a female and I agree with this

>> No.4162332

>>4162325
don't look them in the eyes for the duration of your date. When you're about to part afterwards, slowly pull your flacid dick out whilst only unzippin the zipper, not the pants. Then proceed to stand there shy-ingly with your arms behind your back while looking away.

it makes them flustered and willing to coom at you with rage

>> No.4162337

>>4162104
looking for

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>>4162284
>feel the weebs breathing down my neck
>can't bear it out longer than 5 minutes
>look at phone
>"oh, damn, gotta be somewhere"
>pack my shit, start walking
>never walked that fast in my life
>pull out my phone and look around as if i was lost
>spot the girls from the river
>their eyes light up and start coming my way
>pretend i didn't see
>take a turn in another street
>find a mcdonalds
>get in there
>toilet on second floor
>hide in toilet for 15min
>the coast should be clear
>make my way outside
>another pack of congoers
>"Hi"
>Say hi back
>get the fuck out of there as fast as i can
>wander around the city
>10am con opens up
>hide between the stereotypical weebs
>get inside by 10:30
>nobody bothers me
>start checking out stuff
>guy i got to know from other cons got a place in the con selling his stuff
>start talking to him
>some girl starts heavily interjecting and trying to talk to me
>ofc it's a girl i "know"
>"I'm talking to guy here. Excuse me, but you're being rude."
>goes away
>finish talking with guy, keep looking around
>Another girl approaches me
>"Yeah, you know (girl who talked to you earlier) she's crying"
>tell her what happened and ask her what i should be supposed to do now?
>"Uh, nothing, just wanted to tell you"
>thanks for nothing
>keep going
>get approached by girls left and right
>can't go 5 minutes without getting talked to
>all these girls desperately trying to get a hit on me
>just trying to go through the con
>1pm
>time to get some food
>get out the con
>walk a little far
>find a burger joint
>get some fries and a burger
>get a small table for myself
>look around
>seemsliketherewontbeanytrouble.gif
>get out my sketchbook
>sketch while eating
>comfy af
>feel a presence
>it's crying girl
>and her friends
>takes a seat in front of me
>completely silent
>10min go by
>try to sketch and eat
>still silent
>look up
>"Can i help you?"
>"I thought you were drawing me"
>W T F
to be continued

>> No.4162344

>>4162284
>>4162339

fuck you kill yourself you fucking retard

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>>4162284
>>4162339
Assuming this stuff is true, sue the ones who showed you hentai for sexual harassment.

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>>4162339
>pack my shit and start to leave
>crying girl starts to cry
>people give me weird looks
>Whatthefuckamisupposedtodonow?
>back up and take my leave
>Ok, Anon, just go back to the con and try to have a good time
>go back
>sea of people
>good, nobody will bother me now
>half an hour of pure bliss
>buy a magikarp plushie for my nephew
>some random poormans sailor moon girl takes it out my hand
>"oemgee tanks ur so nice UwU"
>try to gently take it from her
>she won't let go
>finally take it from her
>she calls for security
>security comes
>already trying to escort me out
>guy from the stall i bought the plushie saw everything
>security throws her out
>buy a gengar plushie because he saved my ass
>gives me 10 bucks discount
>no one bothers me for another hour
>usual crap
>girls stalking me
>talking to me
>yadda yadda yadda
>some cosplay girl literally throws herself at me
>ofc it's one i "know"
>"You ok, Anonette?"
>"omg, hi Anon, didn't see you there"
>talk for a bit
>feel several things orbiting us
>getting close
>oh god the fucking smell holy shit
>some guy starts talking to her
>that's my cue
>"Aight, i don't want to hold you up i'm gonna go"
>thelookofdreadinherface.png
>have had enough of this shit
>heading home
>already dark out
>get out in the parking lot
>start walking
>see people gathered around a car
>have mini heart attack
>same car as mine
>tires flat
>fucking the get out of there
>get to my car well hidden away from that weebhell
>girls i've met this morning waiting there
>try to ignore
>"Oh, hi Anon. We've met this morning. Our driver ditched us and we have no way of going home. Can you drive us?"
>"Where do you guys live?"
>they live another 3 hours away from my destination
>"That's far and i have work tomorrow"
>20min of trying to convince me to drive them by hitting on me
>tell them to wait here until i park out
>get in start the engine, set out a world record for parking out and gtfo of there
Moral of the story?
art/weeb girls are mental af

>> No.4162412

>>4162408
fuck you

>> No.4162420

>>4162284
>>4162339
>>4162408
I think that the whole tumblr movement bred people into becoming this delusional that they actually genuinely believe the twisted reality they project around themselves.

Nonetheless it was a fun read and would read again anon. Keep em coming but include you getting dragged into a hotel room during con while vigorously trying to fend off five cos girls who are tying you to the bed

>> No.4162432

>>4162347
Not worth the time and money, honestly.
>>4162344
>>4162412
Sorry for not letting myself get recruited to get used and abused as a beta orbiter cuck paypig,
Do you really believe girls on cons hit on you for any other reason?
>>4162420
Thinking retrospectively, it was a somewhat weird but funny experience.
>but include you getting dragged into a hotel room during con while vigorously trying to fend off five cos girls who are tying you to the bed
Yeah, no. I'm not one to judge a people based solely on looks, but i wouldn't have ended up in any relationship with any of the congoers at that time.
Not even by mistake.

>> No.4162438

>>4162325
The same shit you talk to men about. If they don't want to talk about interesting stuff why are you even bothering anyway?

>> No.4162441

>>4162438
but females are only interested in makeup and clothes

>> No.4162449

>>4160705
Just draw shota boys anyway, caring about what antis think just makes you cucked.

>> No.4162453

>>4162441
and men are only interested in sportsball and shaving. how will we ever get along?

>> No.4162461
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>>4162321
>idk a decent guy probably wouldn't want to be in a relationship with such a person, it's not really about helping someone out but the fact that you are basing all his worth and good points on whether or not he can and is willing to support you. I think it's rather unfair.
i know it is unrealistic thats why i am planning to learn a skill and find a job,and yeah i wouldnt reject a guy for not being a provider
>>4162321
>you had to go out every morning doing two jobs while your partner is sitting at home doodling around and watching yt the whole day.
honestly although its not in my nature i wouldnt mind for some people. Stay at home wives are a thing ya know ,being a wagie isnt a moral ought

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>>4161298
>>4162461
>Pizza with Paprika, cheap salami and champignons
>half baked pizza with cheese overload
Can you like, stop posting these heresy?

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>>4162449
How do I learn to overcome my fear of antis and draw shota?
My main concern is that I just don't want to get doxed or banned. They can say mean stuff but I don't want it to go further than that.

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>>4162479
>go on a site that allows shota (baraag, pixiv etc)
>make an account that isn't linked to your name or email

If you are wanting to do commission stuff though I have no idea how to not dox yourself since Paypal basically makes you do it and crypto isn't customer friendly.


Best of luck anon and I hope you follow your dreams of drawing cute boys.

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>>4162432
>Not worth the time and money, honestly.
Filing a police report is free, you can do at least that.
Your own story tells us how quick gossip spreads; word that you report harassers to the cops will keep the crazies away.

Also find a girlfriend or a friend so you don't get predated on, could even be a friend who you ask to pretend to be your girlfriend or something.

You can also let your beard grow and wear something scruffier.

You didn't specify - are you a particularly good artist? Very good looking? I don't your magnetism it.

>>4162461
Disagree with anon; all a well-off man ever wants is a stay-at-home wife who won't fuck around. Doing house chores and taking care of children might come about afterwards, but it's still easier than working full-time, no matter how much housewives pretend it's not.

>> No.4162540

>>4162520
Anon, this whole story is 8+ years old. I dropped cons alltogether since then.
>I don't your magnetism it.
neither did i. But i could think it was a mixture of
>being alone
>looking like your everyday guy
>not smelling like hot garbage
>drawing
>and being into anime
I became pretty aware at the time that i was somewhat of a rarity among congoers, but never expected to gain that much attention because of it.
I never even interacted with the people there besides on cons.
Honestly, i don't know what else to tell you.

>> No.4162567

>>4162461
>Stay at home wives are a thing ya know
Well sure depending on who you ask, but I think it's much more important for both to contribute to the best of their abilities.
If the person working from home is successful then by all means good for you, but if it's one sided the one who's working will probably get discouraged and disappointed by the lack of drive and ambition from the other side.
Especially nowadays in the modern working society where women are more ambitious and can reach higher than ever.

On the other hand wives who have to take care of children should be more supported, after all raising and properly educating the next generation is among the most hard and expensive jobs there is (well depending on the mentality of the parents that is).

>> No.4162573

>>4160641
Go to your nearest art class, talk to a girl who's art style catches your eye and see how well you two get along. It might become something special down the road