/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

Anxiety
Indolence
Depression
Procrastination
Analysis paralysis
Not going to make it

Spooky enough yet?

>>3926426
A.I.D.P.A.N.

>>3926435
aids

breaking pencils

not being able to understand loomis before i commit suicide

>>3926390
> Take pastels and color theory class
> Annoying fat kid with nasally needy voice introduces himself day one
> Also kind of has that irritating stereotypical gay guy lisp, but he's not gay
> Wears video game/Minions shirts
> Stutters like crazy and constantly asks teacher for help
> Get the feeling he might be special needs so try not to give him a hard time
> Freaks the fuck out/exaggerates when minor shit happens to him
> ex: dropping his paper/pastels, slight breezes when drawing outside en plein air
> Practically ground pounds metal easels and still can't set it up without help after months in this class
> Asks one of us for tape every fucking class because he doesn't buy his own shit
> Hits on my female friends in the class
> I make jokes about it but know it can get worse for them
> It gets worse

>>3926570
> Sitting with friend during break before class
> He comes out of nowhere and just sits next to me casually
> Asks me to check out his youtube channel
> I-
> Plays video but doesn't remove his earbuds, so I can't hear anything
> It's some shit animation about a school
> Claims he made everything. In less than a day
> Probably stolen assets because the art was too good to be his, and the timing
> Avoid that break room forever now
> Also head to the class 20 minutes early so I can eat lunch, prepare my canvas and put my stuff away
> He can't ask me for tape anymore

>>3926390
>art teacher cums onto palette when alone in room

>>3926577
Why not tell him to fuck off anon?

>>3926577
> Forgot to mention earlier that he stands in front of everyone when the teacher is doing a demonstration and practically eclipses him so nobody else can see anything
> An advanced student has a small art show
> Class takes a short break to check out their work
> Staff provide snacks for everyone
> Look at the pieces with my friends
> Hot day so they wore shorts
> bad move
> Feel looming presence behind us
> It's him, pretending to check out the art
> Actually looking at my friends' ass and legs
> We shuffle out of gallery room and get food from table
> He comes bumbling out, too
> Grabs banana pudding thing and starts going on about how he's never had this before
> Stutters the entire time, then gives us an unwarranted review about it
> Practically spits bits of it on us while babbling like an idiot
> Try to divert his questions to myself because I know he scares the women and I don't mind messing with him with sarcastic answers
> Wait for the girls to get back to the classroom
> Casually walk away from him mid-sentence
> Pretty sure he can't comprehend disrespect

>>3926584
>is "friends" with female students
>thinks he's being all cool and smug while looking down on others

Unironically I think you can't comprehend that these girls think of you as a beta. So you're both big faggots and you should team up instead.

>>3926584
> Kid still doesn't get that we don't like him being around us
> Keeps asking me to watch his stuff when he goes to the bathroom or if the teacher asks where he is
> Teacher does not give a single fuck what that kid does
> Even pretends not to hear him when he calls for help for the 10th time in that nasally effeminate voice (not exaggerating, literally raised his hand that many times, I counted)
> Critique day
> ASSignment was to pick a theme you liked and copy an artwork from that genre in pastel form
> Drew something based on retro futurism since I like that kind of stuff
> Pic related, drew something based on it
> Not as good since I suck with pastels
> Take note of her ass
> We sit in rows and discuss whatever piece interests us
> Kid goes up to my piece and gets really close up to it
> I RLY LIKE DI'S PIESH
> Practically backhands her ass so hard it flattend the color
> Friends horrified, teach tells him to not touch anymore, I'm in shell shock because everything slowed down at the moment of impact

>>3926595
> Not being able to comprehend having female friends
It's not about being smug, it's called helping your friends when they're clearly distressed.
Not that you would know what that's like.

>>3926612
Are you a male feminist by any chance?

>>3926570
>female friends
yikes

>>3926614
No, I actually dislike SJWs and male feminists.
I also have male friends if you think I only have female friends, they just don't really have a role in these events.

>>3926595
based

>>3926612
>friendzoned but working on it
lmoa

>>3926622
I already have a girl so I'm not too worried about being friendzoned

>>3926390
Bro one time I sat down to do art
Then it was 8 hours later and I still didn't art
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3926647
Now THIS is a real horror story

>>3926390
I once loudly farted in class when everyone was silently drawing.

>>3926617
>>3926614
>>3926622
Why are you so obsessed that someone else has female friends?

>draw bad line
>undo
>draw bad line
>undo
>draw bad line
>undo
>draw good line
>undo
>draw bad line
>no wait-

I'm afraid of a new list
The garbage I've produced in the past week might get me even lower-ranked that I already am

>join DAD
>lose 1 month streak because I'm lazy
>never come back

>>3926749

I don't know how some people are able to keep going for over a year and still suck. I would begin to question my approach and drop my streak. Maybe they're masochists.

>>3926751
Probably not challenging themselves enough and half-assedly completing things just so they keep their streak intact rather than to improve.

>>3926600
You need to learn how to tell a story

>>3926595
> projecting this hard
It would be a miracle if you had friends at all.

>>3926721
poor anon is coping, don't mind him

>>3926749
just go weekly or something

>>3926647
Fuck this shit

>>3926647
It's happening to me right now, what the fuck

>>3926721
hm the anon deliberately repeated multiple times that they are "female friends" even tho nobody gives af. Wouldn't that mean, dare I say, that the individual is obsessed with having/being seen with females?

also funny how you're caring about such trivial incel things

I keep spending my money on supplies but I'm not making art ... Why am I such a piece of shit.

>>3926783
>>3926584
>>3926625
>>3926721
>>3926783
>>3926788
Wait how can an incel have female friends unless they shameless trannies?

>>3926860
okay okay real story...

Back when I was doing A level Art I had this creepy kid , most people didn't talk to in class because creepy. I figured that i should be nice to him because if he ever snaps and tried to kill us hed spare me or kill me fast at least. Really did give of creepy feelings.
Stayed after school once to do my course work in he art room, the creepy kid was also there. Started talking to him because empathy and curiosity. He asks me in which area i live, and i was retarded enough to give him a vague idea. Says he lives the same way and asks if we can walk home together. I'm like okay while inside im praying this isnt the last day I live. On the way home he keeps talking about a drug problem he has. I am good kid so I never even had a weed but im like you do you dude. We get to my street but im like " Aint no way im reveling where my house is" and make some shit up about having to run an errand. So I say bye and watch him walk up the street. Get im my house and look out my window and see the kid again walking the opposite direction.
Ask some other people where he actually lives the next day at school and it turns out he lives a 30 mins buss ride away from my area. Avoided him for the rest of the school year. Guy clearly stalked me. Shame because he was good at oil paints, but the whole creepy thing was just too much. Uhh sorry for bad English, not my first language.

>>3926390
I've told this story before but it's still a good story
>drawing in the park one sunny afternoon
>an event for special needs individuals is going down on the gazebo near the bench where i sat
>while drawing i feel a tap on my shoulder
>look up to see a man in sweatpants and a well worn ill fitting tee shirt
>wonder if hes going to ask if i've seen his chromosome about
>no
>ask's if i'll draw him
>hes polite enough so i agree
>takes a seat next to me and sits patiently while i sketch for ten minutes or so
>do a quick figure sketch and try to detail the important features like his face and hands
>when i'm finished he was very excited and leaned over to see the sketch
>says "oh" and fucks of back to the herd
I'd like to say i can handle harsh critique. I've spent hours discussing my work with professors and fellow students but that single oh, man that hurt.

>>3926859
no, he mentioned they were females because he also mentioned the guy was staring at their asses and obsessing over them

>>3926897
ouch , that is why i don't do random requests like that anymore.
Bosses kid once asks me to do him a drawing of superman, had no reference. Proceeds to tell me how his dad can do better and that I have no skill. Can't tell the kid to fuck off because boss in room.

>>3926390
>post art
>someone immediately unfollowing

>be gay
>join some discords trying to make friends
>guy I start talking to is just an undersocialized average 4chan type of guy, has some obvious issues with women and reee normies in general
>both of us are anime artfags, do fanart and original characters when I'm not at my job, he's a NEET and more skilled than I am
>just happy to have an art friend.
>"so you're a homo anon? no that's cool, just don't hit on me"
>wouldn't dream of it
>"anon you should make [character] a girl"
>"anon you should try [brush]"
>"listen to this podcast while you draw that"
>fairly passive so I just do what he says
>try not to talk about RL stuff or make any further indication of being gay to avoid making him uncomfortable because he's aggressively insistent about not being gay
>he starts going on tangents unrelated to personal projects or chinese cartoons
>let him talk, try to talk about tools etc. to divert, agree to VC when he asks
>"hey anon what do you look like IRL? haha just wondering, your voice is kinda weird"
>then the jokes start
>"anon are you into fitness? fitness big cock in your mouth LMAO"
>"you were offline for two days, that's a paddling, bend over"
>they don't even sound like jokes anymore
>"anon have you ever dressed like a girl?"
>"we get along pretty well, maybe we should be roommates like that adopt-a-NEET shit lol"
>if I reply wrong he gets angry about how he's not gay, eventually just keep drawing and sending him doodles of characters he likes to show my friendship like the autist I am
>about to go to sleep one night
>phone vibrates
>mobile discord notification
>"you wanna VC?"
>dude it's like 3am
>no message for a while
>"VC and help me fap?"
>?????
>"did you get excited haha gross retard go to bed"

I can only assume he panicked and ghosted me because he disappeared. Dude if you're out there you can come back, I'm not mad, just confused

>>3927449
Dude's probably in the closet and starting to have feelings for you

>>3927449
This makes me feel less bad about my cripplingly depressed, terrified of people self.

>>3927449
repressedfags usually aren't worth it anon. he could also just be prisongay. good luck though, losing friends is always a bad feel

Lost my fucking wacom pen
Send help

>>3927507
stuck between your buttcrack

>>3927463
>>3927485
I try to write off the weird or hurtful things as banter. I hate watching someone struggle so much with who they are and what they want from life, as if no options are acceptable and existing is too painful on its own. I just hope he's okay and makes some other friends.

>>3927468
An intrinsic part of being closer to other people is that you fumble things or hurt each other sometimes and they see you not at your best. You're not intruding on anything by just being who you are, don't sweat it.

>>3927517
You're a good person, anon, I appreciate these insights.

>>3927507
>order new pen
>find old one day after new one arrives

>>3926595
>be in distress
>hey look this guy friend is helping me
>what a cuck haha
????????????????????

>>3926859
Because they guy in the story is fucking creepy towards them because they're women? He wouldnt act like that towards men that's for sure. Only thing irrelevant here is your post