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Who else /artcel/ here?
>be me
>8/10, fit, handsome face
>over 1000 matches on tinder, approached by women fairly often in bars
>last time I had sex was over a year ago
>started grinding around that time
>decline social activities to stay in and paint
>female friends ask me to paint for them
>one tells me to come over and have a few drinks and paint her
>no.


Sorry ladies, my eyes are open now.

>> No.3823585

>>3823580
Nigga you gay

>> No.3823587

>>3823580
>be me
>not enjoy getting laid while still young and attractive
>see this as an accomplishment

>> No.3823588

>>3823580
Gigga you nay.

>> No.3823589

I wish we could ban all non-virgins from 4chan.

>> No.3823590

>>3823580
based and artpilled.

>> No.3823593

>>3823580
Dude get the girl over for drinks and a little life drawing session drawing each other, it’s fun as fuck

>> No.3823596

>>3823580
Use to fuck like a rabbit till 22, now I fell like I wasted all those years instead of gittin gud and I'm NGMI.

>> No.3823611

>>3823585
>confirmed straight even though many have tried to convert
>>3823587
It gets empty and honestly I never want to have sex again unless it's with someone I truly love
>>3823593
>implying I want some ngmi roastie to even ATTEMPT to draw my adonis features

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3823632

>>3823611
>not living this image
There’s been some concerns raised with your artistic process anon

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3823633

>>3823580

>> No.3823637

Waiting for the day when OP works with all his art sempais and realise they’re all married with kids and have normal hobbies

>> No.3823639

>>3823633
this guy gets it

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3823649

>>3823580
ayyy I've been doing an active celibacy goof for the last 2 years.

>> No.3823653

>>3823632
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1LPW66H7xY

>> No.3823662

>>3823637
>Be particularly proud of a thing I spent a day on
>Family never ever looked at my stuff
>Send pic to my brother "I know you don't really care and you're busy but I made this."
>He replies. "It's not like I don't care, I just think this should be a hobby for you."
>Not even a comment on the thing.

>> No.3823666

>>3823662
We won’t know if he’s an asshole or correct unless you pyw

>> No.3823670

>>3823666
Nah I won't pmw
He's a stonefaced hardass but he's also correct since I haven't made a penny with art in half a decade.

>> No.3823672

>>3823580
>8/10, fit, handsome face
op just admitted he's between 8 and 10 years old MODS MODS MOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOODS MODS MODS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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3823676

>>3823580
>be me
>turned 25 last week
>never had a conversation with a girl
>never touched a girl
>highly successful, have my own studio, earning $200,000+ a year off my patreon alone, retiring this month
Sorry ladies, my eyes have always been open.

>> No.3823677

cant relate, my FWBs are the ones that actually encourage me to draw the most.

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3823680

>>3823677
get off my fucking board

>> No.3823733

>>3823677
Great, get back to your "fwbs" and leave this board.

>> No.3823895

>>3823580
>be me
>0/10 incel neckbeard
>never talked to a woman
>nothing good in my life
>the one thing I spend my time doing besides masturbating and consuming media is draw
>actually less than mediocre at it
>decide to larp on an imageboard
>mom asks me if I'm okay
>no.

Sorry ladies, my eyes are open now.

>> No.3823986

>>3823680
>>3823733
yall actually never had sex?

>> No.3824064

>>3823649
What's wrong with active celibacy? There's more to life than chasing pussy. I've found myself thinking much more clearly once I focused on my work/studies.