/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>3725837
that's some dedicated pic lol

>>3725837
are u the guy that goes "YES YES I AM HORNY PLSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAa BE MY GF"?

>>3725837
Sneed

>>3725837
You probably never get one, 'cause art hoes steal memes from incels and sell them as paintings, they usually disgusted by you. Only top 1% of males will get the chance to fuck her. If i were you i would go for autistic, mouth breathing or down syndrom GF.

I have really high standards for beauty and I'd rather die alone than be with someone I'm not attracted to physically.

Is this healthy?

waiting for someone to begin countertrolling with threads about a femanon wanting an artist bf

>>3725872
if they wanted an artist bf I don't think they would have a hard time, also femanons lurk deeper and harder than regular anons that's why there are more artist gf threads

>>3725876
I want an art bf tell me how

>>3725879
post tits

>>3725879
just make a thread about wanting an artist bf seriously with your best art work posted in op (it also helps if it's a well drawn anime drawing) and watch as the offers roll in to be your bf and talk to you on discord.

if femanons stopped lurking so hard they could get most anons here to be putty in their hands and want to be their bf

>>3725894
truly become queens

femanons pls post feet

The thing is that as soon as a femanon posts about wanting a bf loads of guys get involved but its hard to get to know someone or form a relationship with someone based on "looking for bf"

I don't want a bf I just want to git gud I don't care if I'm alone forever and become le cool wine aunt meme I just want to be able draw what's in my head that's the only way I'll ever be happy AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WHY CAN'T I GET GOOD I'VE BEEN DRAWING FOR NEARLY 7 YEARS NOW AND I'M STILL /BEG/ ANIME LOOMIS SYMBOL DRAWING FUCKING LET ME DIE GOD AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I WOULD SUCK 1000 UNWASHED COCKS IF IT MADE ME 25% AS GOOD AS KIM JUNG GI I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DRAW AN ACCURATE BOX IN PERSPECTIVE WITH ANY CONSISTENCY AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RENDER ON A BASIC LEVEL I'M STILL TRYING TO GRIND PERSPECTIVE AND LOOMIS AND THAT'S NOT EVEN GOING WELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WHY DIDN'T YOU ABORT ME MOOOOOOOOOOM

>>3725902
eh they should just further discuss that stuff privately over discord, dm's or whatver. This is more like an initial exposure thing I guess?

>tfw some anon called me mommy once and now I want someone to breed me

>>3725902
then pick them based on how well they draw, and the stuff they like. if you see they draw in a way you like or draw stuff from a show you like then pick that person.

getting to know anyone is hard that's why you date so you can get to know each and also decide if you are right for one another. you don't need to rush anything when you date someone just take the time to get to know them.

>>3725906
>I WOULD SUCK 1000 UNWASHED COCKS IF IT MADE ME 25% AS GOOD AS KIM JUNG GI

this made the whole thing seem authentic, nice one anon

>>3725906
Its ok sis ik your feel

>>3725908
if you are a femanon I will call you mommy as much as you want and breed you

>>3725902
you'll def never find a decent relationship if you're trying to find one with this way

>>3725908
Tfw being on ic has made me want to be impregnated. I have a breeding fetish now thanks anons

>>3725906
have some dignity, sister

>>3725837
But I don’t even want a girlfriend with big tits and perfect hair, those are just “extra” things that I wouldn’t mind looking at. What I really want is a girlfriend who is passionate about something, anything, so much that she smiles and lights up when she talks about it. Who isn’t afraid to hold my hand in public and introduce me to everyone as “my girlfriend”, who stares at me when I’m not paying attention and smiles because he’s happy that he’s with someone like me. Most of all I want someone who doesn’t see me the way I see myself. I want someone that loves me more than I love myself, is that really too much to ask for?

>>3725906
hey buddy mayb if you relax a bit you can draw a box and go from there :^)

>>3725912
>I WOULD SUCK 1000 UNWASHED COCKS
>implying that would be any kind of sacrifice

>>3725921
you'll find love someday, anon
someday

>>3725916
Yep, guess ill just be a single orb of matter the rest of my life. I'm too anxious to talk to guys irl so im basically fucked.

>>3725927
>I'm too anxious to talk to guys irl so im basically fucked.
why tho
are you ugly? fat?

>>3725906
the wine aunt just turns bitter due to a lack of intimacy with anyone, sure she is good at her craft and makes a good business woman but she is usually a cold heartless bitch for never being soften by having a relationship or kids (and no you can't swap out having kids with owning cats, that just turns you into a crazy cat lady)

in short don't be scared of getting an artist bf he will draw with you and help you improve and help you not turn into a le cold hearted wine aunt

>>3725837
You guys are way too desperate to be found attractive in any way by anyone

>>3725837
I always pick up chicks in my local library. Manga section always has horny weeb giirls. If youre attractive the balls in your court and before you know it. Its in her mouth.

>>3725927
talk to guys online then, their are like a bunch anons on /ic/ alone that want an artist gf

>>3725930
I find it hard talking to people in general because im scared of seeming weird or fucking up relationships. I just find it harder talking to guys as theres always that "im so sad and lonley and horny" thought in the back of my mind.

>>3725936
yeah but that doesn't insure she can draw, liking manga doesn't equal that she can draw it

>>3725937
Its just how do i hit into that goldmine of comfy ic anons?

>>3725938
>im so sad and lonley and horny
which is the same thought in the guy's mind

>>3725938
anon just do it talk to guys. if you're not fat irl I would breed you if you talked to me

>>3725945
this

trust us the guy is most likely more sad and lonely unless they are a chad

as for horny most guys are always horny

>>3725924
go for it lol

>>3725940
its always worth askiing. i always ask anon. some of them do. then just go ask her out for coffee or him. it works everytime anon im not even kidding. library chicks are so lonely especially the manga ones. also they're super extroverted, a lot of them were pretty social once i broke the ice.

Why do you guys want an artist gf. You can't support each other if you're both artists lol. The other one has to be a STEMfag or something

>>3725837
>tfw no artist gf to wake you up with a bj as a warm up for drawing
>"Now your creative juices are flowing anon!"

>>3725942
post some comfy anime art and just say "your looking for a /ic/ bf to draw comfy art with" followed by a link to an website to lets you draw with people online so you can test your compatibility with others.

simple as that

>>3725837
unironically kys

>>3725955
if that's the case then I guess I should lurk more in my library anime sections or book shop anime section

>>3725906
see, women CAN be funny

while on topic, I made this ugly thing back in /co/. Excuse the typo

>also, teehee I'm a gurl

>>3725908
>mommy

>>3725959

>>3725918
gotem

>>3725972
anon that's inflation

>>3725966
this image is like my dream gf

if this is of you link me your discord

>>3725938
>"im so sad and lonley and horny"
just get a dog. Don't get a cat or you'll get toxopussyshit

>>3725966
Mostly me, but needs more dumbness and awkwardness

>>3725974
Nah she just has about 4 kids inside there

>>3725912
Where do I go to be authentic if not on an anonymous website. It's not like I have friends.
>>3725914
Thank you
>>3725931
Good job you explained the meme for the unaware ya fuckin doofus.
That's why I said "I don't care if", because I'd take being (more) jaded and alone but with the ability to draw well over the traditional happiness of having a family.

>>3725966
are most girls really that.. kink/sexual minded?

kinda disappointed, but not shaming or whatever just curious

>>3725837
>be me 3 years ago
>poor neet with gf
>be me now
>succesfully made it, more money i can spend but no one to share it with

mo money mo problms
I wish i had someone i can throw money at to buy a new cute sundress but that doesn't want me for my money

>>3725980

girls can be just as perverted as guys. they just don't show it as much.

I want power. I want to absorb good artists into my body to increase my own artistic ability

>>3725981
I dont care if im poor if i have someone to love and be with what else matters?

>>3725980
lol date and fuck weeb girls and you'll find out how degenerate some girls are

>>3725967
I'd breed him instead

>>3725980
have you been around /y/ and /cm/? You'd think it's mostly fags but the truth is they're mostly thirsty girls

>>3725984
If you were just half as cute and pure as buu id love you forever anon.

>>3725979
no don't be jaded and alone be my artist gf instead we can become like Kim Jung Gi together

>>3725986
>storytime
we are all ears anon

Do guys actually think all girls are soft and pure? Im soft, but I can feel really kinky and horny sometimes, but I think that's just how girls are.

>>3725988
>tfw no tsundere to shut you up when you're trying to get shit done

>>3725906
Based bizzaro lonely and horny poster.

>>3725990
PYW and top 5 favorite artists, fuccboi and I'll think on it

>>3725993
no, I like girls that act or pure and innocent in public then act all horny and kinky when in private, especially those that are kinky enough to want anal

>>3725980
just to add, most weeb girls you'll encounter are probably into yaoi too

>>3725995
hot

>>3725993
I'm horny and frustrated rn but I guess I'll just put the energy into drawing degenerate stuff instead

>>3726000
fuck off lesbian. you bear no children!!! be gone!!!!

>>3726000
this desu

>>3726004
how do you know its a lesbo
a lot of guys like to use waifu reacts and a lot of guys like girls

>>3725997
picasso
davinci
run jia
kjg
mullins

Your turn, slut

>>3726010
>picasso

>trying not to laugh at this post

>>3725997
i'm to much of a fuccboi to pmw on thread because i know other anons will be crabby about

not that i don't want to show you my work i can do that privately, just i don't want to share it with the crabs lurk on /ic/

by my 5 favourite artists:
.katsuhiro otomo
.tanaka tatsuyuki
.kim Jung Gi
.yoh yoshinari
.yutaka nakamura
(last two i like for their animation skills more than drawing)

>>3725981
yo as long as you have a nice personality and treat people well youll prob get a gf, but wont lie being doted on is a sweet fucking bonus.

>>3725997
i'm to much of a fuccboi to pmw on thread because i know other anons will be crabby about it

not that i don't want to show you my work i can do that privately, just i don't want to share it with the crabs that lurk on /ic/

by my 5 favourite artists:
.katsuhiro otomo
.tanaka tatsuyuki
.kim Jung Gi
.yoh yoshinari
.yutaka nakamura
(last two i like for their animation skills more than drawing)

>>3726016
not a bad taste anon. Maybe I'll do this to you later.

ITT
guys talking to guys
whta a bunch of fags

>>3725993
>Women
>Pure
All women are whores.

>>3726013
>trying not to laugh at this post

>>3726026
y-your mom too?

>>3726021
i'll draw with you, then i'll let you milk me and let you watch me squirm under your grip as much as you want.


think about it.

>>3726015
too late, i gave up already
I'm putting all that money to buy a couple of houses now

>>3726032
Unfortunately, yes. I heard her and my father doing the do a year ago and I have lost all respect for her since. She is not the pure angel I thought she was. All women are digsuting whores.

>>3726023
>>3726026
Neither of you are getting a gf

All of you wonder why girls lurk, but this is how you act.

i’m lonely but not that horny because i have a low sex drive. i just want an art bf so i can draw him taking naps on the couch and he can hold my hand when we go outside to do plein airs. and then when we get back we can give crits to eachother and save money to buy new watercolors so we can paint ducks at the park like sargent. and then after a day of drawing we can cuddle on the couch and watch akira. just comfy art times. is that too much to ask anons?

>>3725956
This, diversification is key. that's why I'm not begging for artist BF

>rarely leave the house
>have interests and hobbies that don't match with the population I live with
>tried many times to make friends looking for the people who share the same hobbies but I'm even too different for them
>girls show interests frequently but I don't care about casual sex at all
I think that's the reason I'm not getting a gf desu

>>3726016
Nice. I guess we're as compatible as could be, taste/aspiration-wise
>>3726010
It's still cringe even if it's shitposting, cucko

>>3725936
Aren't libraries 90% underage girls aside from campus?

>>3726046
i want to fuck you while you paint your ducks

why would any girl come here, with faggots like you all acting this way?

>>3726045
explain
>how we act
what are we doing wrong, how can we act right

>>3726056
/ic/ is one of the few boards with higher female ratio than usual

>>3725837
Hmu if you’re a guy who draws well, age preferably 18-20 (I’m 18), and never want kids

>>3726054
no anon, thats not comfy

>>3726046
Same, I just want a girl to cuddle and paint or play games with. I'm fine with no sex so long as the girl is a virgin too.

I guess I'm the odd one out because everyone thinks I'm insane for not being horny.

>>3726059
Ill put my requirments as well.

Anons 18-20 (preferably 18 or 19 as im 18) not looking for someone really degenerate or agressive! Just wanta comfy funny bf. Might want kids someday, but not right now.

>>3725837
Why do men have to make everything they do to be about women?

Half of you wouldn't even want to put an effort in a relationship anyways.

>>3726064
Not the last femanon, but i feel you people think im weird for never lusting over male celebrities.

>>3726046
haha unironically I would be your ideal bf
as i'm ace so I don't care much for sex and I find cuddling way more attractive also akira is one of my fav films. though I suck at painting outside of anything that isn't watercolour

>>3725975
I appreciate the offer but I'm already taken u.u

>>3726060
I-it is for me

>>3726072
>already taken
T.T *sobing noises*

>>3726069
Most girls seem to but I don't think it's weird at all not to. If anything it's weird to obsess over someone you never had any interaction with.

>>3726064
>as the girl is a virgin too
why do you post requirements like these. You can't just outright ask girls if they're virgins or not

>>3726076
Thats what I think desu. If you dont know someone why get all horny over them? I care more about personality than looks or sex and would be perfectly comfortable just chilling with a calm bf who is more into simple affection.

Take it to /soc/ you losers.

>>3726069
Personally, I need to know a person before wanting to fuck them, so lusting over male celebrities makes no sense. If I find an average looking guy sweet/funny/insightful/etc then I start wanting him - way more than some traditionally hot guy on tv.

>>3726077
Im a virgin female aged between 18 and 18. Please be my bf

>>3725981
Just don't show you have money, like don't buy status things like a Tesla and an Omega. Keep simple, meet simple girls.

>>3726077
Why not?
>>3726080
I mean looks are important to the extent that you should probably be attracted to them at least a bit but aside from that I don't think it's a big deal.

>>3726069
>tfw I lust over hugh jackman because I lust over the easter bunny he voiced in rise of the guardians

>>3726082
Fucking same. I want to stop lurking and start making more friends so that maybe I can find someone.

You have a much bigger chance of finding an artsy lover on twitter than here. That's how I found my bf and same thing happened to many of my art friends

>>3726052
does that mean you're going to consider me then?

>>3726088
Spill the secrets please sister

>>3726081
This. /thread

>>3726085
>Why not?
that's something you should ask when you guys already know alot each other

>>3726092
why lose time tho?

>>3726092
I guess that's ideal but I've asked people I don't know and it was fine.

>>3726090
Are you a doofus? Get on Twitter, post art, follow people, rt, people follow you. You start commenting/getting comments. Becomes regular occurrence with some of your blue bird friends. Start PMing. Bam, you're virtual dating. Now you meet. Bam, you're dating.

>>3726081
I'll take this thread any day over the previous incel threads

>>3726095
I guess that's fine but we're talking about socially awkward girl artists and that takes time

>>3726043
I don't want a roastie whore
>>3726045
Good. They should keep their mouths shut.