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Greetings to you, possible initiate. This marks the start of the recruitment period for The Crooked Line- a training society for artists in the holistic tradition.
It is, most likely, not for you. The instruction is too precise. The demands are too much. The expectations are too high. Maybe you just want to get good enough to draw porn? Bless you. You will get there. Scroll on.

The Crooked Line needs more than that from an initiate. The Crooked Line is a support system for those with unreasonable and fantastic hopes for their work. If you suffer from this you know you cannot turn it off, even when the disappointment of failure and mediocrity make it more pain than joy to create. Did that resonate with you? Perhaps this is the path you seek. Art making, like any of the ancient disciplines, forces one to look at their whole self and conquer not only their hand, but their body, mind, and soul.

Initiates are given one on one mentoring, detailed critique and discussion free of charge. This is done in the hopes of producing a paragon- a truly great practitioner whose work is equal parts skill, sensitivity, and purpose. Periodic evaluations remove the unmotivated and opportunistic from the initiate ranks. Higher ranks receive greater rewards and privileges. Few make it into the fold.

Now, possible initiate, present your work and why you do it. I hope your reasons run thick as blood. If you show promise and unique drive, you will then test this representative as you wish. To build your trust. For no one treads here without proving themselves.

>> No.3609131

this post is very homosexual but still intriguing. how do we know your art isn't shit

>> No.3609139

>>3609131
this.
also, make it a discord server to keep the crabs out.

>> No.3609199

>>3609131
This representative will not reveal himself except to chosen initiates, but this representative will accept any challenge.
>>3609139
This representative hears you.

>> No.3609201

>>3609124
/x/ and /ic/ crossover

>> No.3609207
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3609207

i want to make things try to capture abstract ideas and feelings other people may relate to

>> No.3609223

>>3609124
Do something in traditional?

>> No.3609226

This is the worst draw request thread I've ever seen desu

>> No.3609286

>>3609124
Post your work

>> No.3609299

Cool idea but "crooked line" makes not for a very compelling visual for those you say you want to attract

>> No.3609307

>>3609124
Lol

>> No.3609310

>>3609199
What kind of challenge?

>> No.3609354
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3609354

>>3609223
This representative has drawn this to answer your challenge. For no one treads here without proving themselves.
>>3609207
This representative does not feel enough urgency in you. This is not a bad thing, but this representative cannot accept you.

>> No.3609360

>>3609354
Is this representative an intelligent xerox machine?

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3609368

how about me?

I want to make illustrations. Also want to grind so i can capture likeness in my art.

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>>3609124

>> No.3609376

this is my practice, i still dont understand this thread

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>>3609376

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>>3609376
2

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3609382

>>3609381
3

>> No.3609384

>>3609376
>>3609377
>>3609381
>>3609382
stop shitting up the board

>> No.3609387

>>3609384
oh no, my emotions

>> No.3609476

>>3609354
Are all representatives at this level of quality or above? Are there many representatives? Does this organization only accept representatives from 4chan? Is there any way show you work off the boards?

>> No.3609479

Go larp somewhere else faggot.

>> No.3609509

>>3609476
worlds weakest frame
>>3609479
this

>> No.3609524

show me more mr wizard artist

>> No.3609531

>>3609509
I'm not OP, just genuinely interested in something like this assuming it isn't some sort of scheme like >>3609226

>> No.3609585

>>3609370
This representative feels like you are a five star God.

>> No.3609636

>>3609360
This representative has drawn this from imagination.
>>3609368
Your goals do not seem unreasonable or fantastic. This representative cannot accept you.
>>3609376
Travel well, friend. This representative cannot accept you.
>>3609476
Representatives are chosen for skill and intuitive faculties in recruitment. Recruitment of initiates occurs across a variety of art communities. This representative is not compelled to produce a candidate if none are fit. This representative will not see work off the board for now, revealing his identity would tempt the opportunistic. An initiate must have faith, drive, urgency, and be undeniable in their potential.

>> No.3609651

How many member are in this secret club?

>> No.3609713

>>3609651
This representative cannot say. Few.

>> No.3609745
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3609745

This sounds pretty wacky but I'll try anything to get better. Current wip

>> No.3609749

>>3609354
what is the aim of this endeavor? I'm not sure where I want to go with art, and I'm certainly not an anime/digital fag.

>> No.3609839

>>3609745
How far would you go? What are the limits of what you would try? What would you do with your prodigious skill if you were ever to attain it? Do you think you could reach such a level without a preternatural goal? How often do you lie to yourself?
>>3609749
"This is done in the hopes of producing a paragon- a truly great practitioner whose work is equal parts skill, sensitivity, and purpose."

>> No.3609918

What sort of art styles do other initiates have? Is there variety or do you teach in one tradition?

>> No.3609941

>>3609918
Initiates have a variety of looks. The tradition asks of you discipline and thoughtfulness, not slavish conformity.

>> No.3610029 [DELETED] 

>>3609476
>>3609354
Very well. I've put together a sampling of my work. https://imgur.com/a/cPyR9Zi?

>> No.3610033

>>3609354
being rejected actually feels comforting, somehow

>> No.3610037
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3610037

>>3609941
My experience with discipline is not the best, but I need to learn.

>> No.3610042

>>3609476
>>3609636
Very well. I've put together a sampling of my work.
https://imgur.com/a/cPyR9Zi?

>> No.3610083

>>3609941
How do you expect to be able to contact initiatives individually on an anonymous imageboard?

>> No.3610089

>>3610083
anon could mail more work or wips?

>> No.3610102

I want to get better at art but I don't want to join a cult and then get raped by satan for eternity

>> No.3610104

>>3610102
But thats the only way to get good :(

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3610114

>>3610102
Norm MacDonald posts here?

>> No.3610139

I suppose this will sound gay but I wish to paint something perfect
In my life full of disappointments and failuresmy only solace is my imagination
it's both my savior and my warden as I am constantly having grandeus visions of perfection in a imperfect world
just once I wish to not just view it in my mind but to hold it in my hands
then I can put down my brush and pen then close my eyes

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>> No.3610341

worst pitch for a cult I ever done read

>> No.3610354

>>3610341
he'd accept all of us in then. but he rejecting pretty much everyone.

>> No.3610376

where'd the wizard go

>> No.3610378

>>3610376
He probably realized that /ic/ is a trash heap and is off finding better, more driven artists elsewhere.

>> No.3610792

>>3610354
no way, cults gotta keep small and devoted, brain washing takes time and focused. First step in a cult is making the person feel special, you cant do that with to many people, and by keeping it ultra exclusive its already special just to be accepted.

>> No.3610809

>>3609124
Gtfo occultists

>> No.3610864

>>3610033
This representative appreciates you.
>>3610037
This representative cannot accept you. Discipline is a given, it must be present from the start.
>>3610042
This representative is interested. Why do you do what you do? Why do you put in the time? Are you happy with your current output? What is your goal? I don't mean the one you tell everyone else.
>>3610083
If initiates are chosen, this representative will provide a contact to continue communication off the board.
>>3610102
This representative doubts you will escape Satan's will one way or the other.
>>3610139
This representative appreciates your drive, hears potential. Now, show it. Show this representative your struggle.
>>3610378
This representative was sent here. He cannot speak to the successes of representatives elsewhere.

>> No.3610982

>>3610139
Then grind bitch, you aren't gonna get there by posting sad prose on /ic/

>> No.3611021
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3611021

Talk to me.
Deleuze says, there are no artists who enjoy their state of being, rather, there are only artists by necessity. This claim is likely hyperbolic, but I believe it fits in the contexts of your requirements, or in a concept of "true artist". I dont draw because I like it, but because it is one of the main means of achieving what I want to achieve. Ryutaro Nakamura showed me the perfect first episode in Lain, awakening extasy at a time in which life was lost on me- and since then, I decided to stop running from the prospect of artistry, ever present throughout my life, but always shunned away as a silly dream unlikely to give me money to survive. I dont care anymore if I starve at 35, so long as I can produce my weird shit, and inspire a boy like me to live with more vehemence and life, I am headed full kamizake in this path.

I dont do only drawings, but also collages. They're on a facebook page, though Ive slowed down their production.
This is part of a piece made digitally- not my favorite drawing medium, I work with more detailed and precise lines in paper. I struggle with general perspective and foreshortening constructions, in the human form in particular. Whereas with the narratives, it is a problem of perfectionism.

>> No.3611053

>>3611021
This representative appreciates your strong drive. This representative is interested but must see more of your work- you will not be accepted with the piece you attached.

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>>3611053
What styles are sought by your group?

>> No.3611139

>>3609124
I wish someone could make a discord that you can only enter after the approval of your work

>> No.3611174
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3611174

>>3610042
>>3610864
These discussion would be better served in a more direct forum, so I'll do my best to answer them succinctly for now.
>Why do you do what you do?
Fascination with form, personal truth, and self actualization. I don't have much else.
>Why do you put in the time?
To better understand my personal truth and place in this world. And, as cliche as this sounds, it's almost like a game now, seeing how much I can learn and how far I can push myself.
>Are you happy with your current output?
Not even close. 2017 was wasted with an unreliable but brilliant creative partner on other creative projects. I now feel an inescapable urge to constantly explore the language of visual art and make up for lost time.
>What is your goal? I don't mean the one you tell everyone else.
The goal I don't tell anyone else? To find self worth. To find a reason to live. To find meaning. For the first time in a long time, I've found respite in my work, and it feels indescribable. Obfuscating reality with a better one; one that I've created.
Now, here's a sketch today from imagination.

>> No.3611256

>>3611174
this guy has my vote

>> No.3611260

>>3611139
somebody make this happen, I have never discorded.

>> No.3611268

>>3611260
>>3611139
I would like this as well. Every single /ic/ discord I've been part of, has been full of shitters.

inb4
>post your work

>> No.3611276

>>3611268
Like honestly, we don't need some faggy cult bullshit, we just need a discord with a decently high standard for participants. That's all.

>> No.3611513

>>3611021
>Deleuze and Lain
Excellent taste

>> No.3611537

>>3611021
you can use all the fancy rhetoric you want, but in the end it comes down to skill and vision. get good at drawing, stop making weird collages to disguise inadequate draftsmanship. unless you're trying to be some edgy abstract modern artist.

>> No.3611566

>>3611174
This guy will make it but doesn't have the potential to become a paragon, beware wizard.

>> No.3611686
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3611686

>>3609124
I make art because I have to. I don't create enough. I am partially colorblind and it makes even decerning value a struggle. I nearly died twice this year from a major surgery.

Both times as I lay in the hospital my one regret was that I didn't make more art.

This thread is filled with rampant pseudo-intellectualism. You don't need big fancy words, even if the precision of language can be valued at times.

I am plagued by a taunting artist a billion times better than I am. When I was a teenager I wrote the following short poem thing describing it if you want to see.


https://pastebin.com/hJYAY3uv


I want you to push me to tear down those walls and see the bitch inside me that haunts my every waking moment.

If you are brave enough to loose her on the world then give me the next steps.


https://pastebin.com/hJYAY3uv

>> No.3611714

>>3611686
"don't pick them because they have big words! Pick me.l for my verbose poems!".
There's nothing wrong with using more complex vocabulary.

>> No.3611754

>>3611714
Yeah, I forgot the bit where I say, "But hey, I feel like this type of thing is up your alley. <thing>"

>> No.3611779

So does your group have like a dress code for the robes on sacrifice days or am i ok to come in a bathrobe.

>> No.3611857

>>3611779
Live for The Crooked Line, die for The Crooked Line

>> No.3612475

Come back op

>> No.3613670
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3613670

Me?

>> No.3613706

>>3609124
Spoiler alert fags, op was a bored kid trolling

>> No.3613748

Why are INFP sub-30 IQ idiots always so interested in art and why do they plague this board? Who would believe this OP? It's like Cicada but for retarded people with no actual skills.

>> No.3613753

>>3613748
I agree but
>calls others idiots
>unironically uses astrology for "smart" people as a legitimate measurement of intelligence

>> No.3613762

>>3613753
Have you ever met a single person who would be considered INFP by the ""astrology for 'smart' people""" that was even remotely intelligent?

>> No.3613764

>>3613762
idk about that but i know i've never met someone remotely intelligent that uses "astrology for smart people"

>> No.3613765

>>3613764
I didn't make any claims about my intelligence, friend. Just about theirs.

>> No.3613827

>>3613764
>doesnt like his type
Im amazed at how mbti triggers people. I think it is very interesting and I'd like to hear what this triggered faggot has against it.

>> No.3614025

>>3613827
It isn't scientific in any way, so I get what he's saying. It is based on some vague indicators. However, in my life experience, I haven't ever met an intelligent INF* or ENF* ever.

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>>3609124
Not sure if OP is still in this thread, but I thought about the answer to their question for a while today and I just want to get it off my chest if nothing else.
I think people are inherently flawed. Not in like some divine sense, like original sense, but more so how we always have this void in us; how we tend to frequently feel empty and even when we try to fill it with material things we just can't. The best we seem to be able to do is either be so busy we don't notice it, or turn to creation/expression as a means of coping. That's where I think art comes in. Art "fills" that void, at least for a little bit, in that it allows you to both create something and to express yourself at the same time. Good art also has the advantage that when others consume it (either vie looking at it or listening to it based on what is applicable) they also feel fulfilled temporarily too, like your work/emotions are filling them up. Thus, I want to make good art that not only "fills" me up, but fills up those who view it and makes them feel like they have less of a void.
>TL;DR: Humanity is the problem. Art is the solution.

>> No.3615293

I'm sad that this was a hoax.

>> No.3615318

even though i knew this was some fake ass shit i still thought about the answer and i think ive learned something about what i want for my art so thx op for being a semi-cool slimy bastard

>> No.3615323

>>3615293
>>3615318
why do you think this was a hoax

>> No.3615403

>>3615323
op hasn't returned in a while

>> No.3615428

>>3615323
The premise was just so ridiculous to begin with

>> No.3615464

>>3615403
>>3615428
okay, so you have no actual reason to think it was a hoax.

maybe op contacted that one anon on imgur, or maybe there was no fitting candidate, or maybe op checks the thread until a candidate appears. I'm just thinking you're dismissing this cause you weren't "chosen". I like this idea and would do the same if I had the skills. I was dismissed, but I'm going to make it anyway so I'm fine.

>> No.3615664

>>3615464
The only reason you are desperate to believe in this is because you wanted to think that someone was gonna magically pick you up and bestow all their talent onto you without you needing to do any work. This is clearly a joke by op everything from the concept to the way he talks "This representative enjoys you" like really whats more likely:
>there's a secret organization of top artists who are trying to hand pick people (on ic of all places) so that they can teach them all there skills so that person can then go on to be the worlds next master
or
>some basement dweller was bored.
Your blind optimism is cute but its important to be realistic.

>> No.3615692

>>3610042
i hope i never regress as bad as you

>> No.3615703

>>3615664
>there's a secret organization of top artists who are trying to hand pick people (on ic of all places) so that they can teach them all there skills so that person can then go on to be the worlds next master

This is just you blowing things out of proportion. It may very well be just a group of people who are interested in gathering artists with big dreams and some potential. As if that were hard- if you wanted, you mount one right now. You'd just be lacking people to fill it with.

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>>3615692
That's not very nice, anon, but something tells me you aren't going to post your work. Least of all from imagination.

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>>3609124
https://youtu.be/cCgD-pTV1oM

nothing is perfect
and anything is better
time is entropy

>> No.3615733

>>3615726
maybe not use sai

>> No.3615738

>>3615733
Maybe you should actually practice drawing instead of crabbing up the boards. Then maybe you wouldn't be so bitter.

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>>3609124
I really think these brotherhoods are great tools to help straightening the path of the artists. On the other hand i have tried these discord recruits before and i can almost gaurantee that people will leave and it will fail at some point.

>'But anon how can this brilliance fail??'
Yeah theres a bit of psychology to it. First of all you have to get through a pin-hole before even joining in. That is an immense task for the individual which puts a giant strain on them. Imagine that. Before you're even accepted you have had to complete this peacock dance to get into the clubhouse.

>'And what then Anon?'
And then you start at the lowest rung of them all. You're not really in yet, not officially, and you have to prove your worth to get all the way up the ladder in the system.
If the tasks, rules or expectations towards you feel less difficult than PROVING you were worth the shot, then you might feel like you overperformed and the experience of joining is lessened. If the underwhelming experience continues then its surely you'll find other stuff to do with your time. 'they didnt live up to the amount of mental stress i put in the first task of getting in'
If the expectations are higher than before, then you'll either overwork yourself, decide you don't have the stamina, feel that its overwhelming or put it away, since you are demanding enough from yourself and you dont need others doing the same.

So it is a fine balance, artists are fickle beings and good luck finding people that are stable enough and WANT a community (unlike many loner artists)

>> No.3615743

>>3615730
Do you use a projector, meme-chan?

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>>3615743
year zero: hand drawn and accidental black paint abuse
year one: graphite transfer and on porpoise black paint abuse
year two: grids and white paint/additive abuse
year three: projection and pigment abuse
year four: sculpture and 3d painting abuse
and so on up to year ten or whenever idk.

>black
>then
>white are
>all I see
>in my infancy
>red and yellow then came to me
>reaching out to me
>lets me see

you know, like the tool song: https://youtu.be/2uoG8yy5s78

>spiral out, keep going

>> No.3616117

Okay, let's go transparent. I'm OP, I was this representative. Yes, I did do this on a lark, yes, I was lying.

Kind of.

I did this late one night because I was sitting around doing lonely freelance miserable about a lack of community and connection with serious (serious) artists and asked myself what I wished existed and then played pretend for a while.

I like dramatic weird stuff personally- hence the trappings.

I wasn't really expecting many genuine reactions, so some of the sincerity has caught me off guard and that's one reason I'm breaking this down now.

I wasn't sent by anyone, there's no cool group above me. I have friends I wish would be that group but people who are great are busy and I can't get them to help me crit beginners haha.

That's the other reason I'm breaking this down- I realized I DO want to help you guys, but I can't commit to the hours and hours it takes to do draw overs and mentoring when the turn over rate for people pursuing art is so high and the implementation of crits is so low.

I would love to make a hierarchal exciting place to practice with rewards and tiers to strive for and all that, but starting it alone would leave me the only person dumping high tier mentoring in and that's pretty much full time work. It would be fun to do if I was unemployed or something, but thankfully I'm not.

So we're at an impasse.

>>3611174
Would have accepted you

>>3611686
Keep fighting

>>3613670
Probably would have accepted you? Hard to tell off one piece.

>>3615280
Like the way you think. Probably would have accepted you.

>>3615730
This representative sees no room for improvement here.

>>3615739
Your criticisms seem valid. I joined one art discord and was immediately bombarded with people shit talking each other and noped out of there. You can't associate with that kind of drivel once you're working.

The online art thing is weird. It works really well for a specific kind of person and leaves everyone else stranded, myself included.

>> No.3616139

>>3616117
>I would love to make a hierarchal exciting place to practice with rewards and tiers to strive for and all that

A couple of us are creating such a place right now, including tier-based instruction & curriculums for advancing in the ranks. your input would be most helpful. Message Bruce#0175, preferably with some sort of proof, if you're interested.

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3616146

>>3616117
>This representative sees no room for improvement here.
say that 2 my face brah

>> No.3616148

This is fucking gay

>> No.3616230

>>3616117
tldr

>> No.3616241

>>3616230
not gonna make it.

>>3616117
I called it, but it's ok anon. E for effort, I have just started being in a place where I'm drawing daily and was considering something like this.

I think it's good you came clean, and also good that you are being realistic with things.

>I like dramatic weird stuff personally
same though, if you aren't living an eccentric life why even bother.

I might message the other discord anon.

>> No.3616250

>>3616139
Hmmmmmmm...

>>3616146
haha oh meme guy. I'd surely say it to your face- I'm not saying it to offend. I mean you're doing your own thing that seems outside the strictures of "improvement" in the teachable sense. I wish you good luck on that journey, it's as valid as anyone elses but I'm not sure who could help you. Walk bravely that path alone.

>>3616148
Disappointment is frustrating, yes.

>>3616241
Yeah, I think it's important to come clean once things leave jokey joke world. I wan't joking about the lofty goals thing though- I do think that way and would want to work with people who do also, that just demands a huge time investment to honor it.

>> No.3616384

>>3616250
>Hmmmmmmm...
You should contact him.

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>>3616250
>but I'm not sure who could help you.
you think I should keep the eyes blue like that on pic related? should I do yellows next you reckon?

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>>3616250
>but I'm not sure who could help you.
you think I should keep the eyes blue like that on pic related? should I do yellows next you reckon?

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>>3616545
this is what it looked like before today

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>>3616545
>>3616546
aaaaand the quiet days are over.
here comes the crazy asshole again.
seriously .... sunday, monday, tuesday ... the most civilized days /ic/ has seen in a long time.

but here's that abomination ratman again ... *sigh*

>> No.3616567

>>3616117
thanks for giving us closure, op. i kinda liked reading this secret society larp thing. it was more interesting than the three current bowsette threads we have for some reason.

>> No.3616592
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3616592

>>3616549
this a no bully zone ya goobsman

>> No.3616594 [DELETED] 

>>3616592
Why does this fucking tard shit up every thread with his awful portraits? Why hasn't he been banned?

>> No.3616598
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3616598

>>3616594
like if i keep the eyes on >>3616545 blued out it's like a squeakquel to pic related.

>> No.3616599
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3616599

>>3616598
which was a squeakquel to this pic related

>> No.3616603

>>3616592
>>3616598
>>3616599

Why do you always stop painting at the sketch and block in stage dude? Do you ever finish anything?

>> No.3616617
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3616617

>>3616603
>Why do you always stop painting at the sketch and block in stage dude?
idk theres a lot of reasons. i work on a bunch of canvasses at a time. A lot of the first year was getting paint on canvas, normally by taking leftover paint and etc idk.
>nothing is perfect
>and anything is better
>time is entropy
anything is better than perfect
> Do you ever finish anything?
None are done until it all is. It's a stream of consciousness spiraling out thing.

Like pic related was one that was worked on the same day a year apart or whatever. It starts as a quick aside and then spirals out over time.

>> No.3616632

>>3616617
leave.

and don't come back.

>> No.3616636

>>3616594
why do you keep leaving shit responses for him to respond to?

>> No.3616647

>>3616636
>stop giving him attention
doesn't work like that. There will always be someone that takes his bait, so this shitstorm will continue as long as he continues shitposting.

>> No.3616651

If this isn't real it should be. /ic/ is too infested with crabs and is mostly good for industry gossip and pirated art books.

>> No.3616654

>>3616647
>There will always be someone that takes his bait
or you know, you could just not be that person.

>> No.3616656
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3616656

>>3616632
you seem incredibly upset.

>> No.3616659

>>3616654
I haven't said a word to the retardposter. Do you even understand my point?

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3616662

>>3616647
>There will always be someone that takes his bait
but it's always (you) for some reason. and you're very hostile and antagonistic and basically demanding responses. Why you do this?

>> No.3616666

>>3616656
i am. you are flooding and shitting up this board. nobody wants to see your 3000px uploads of your shit paintings.

>> No.3616667
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3616667

https://seama.threadless.com/

>> No.3616675
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3616675

>>3616666
>you are flooding and shitting up this board
and you are clearly a treasure. https://youtu.be/8-bgiiTxhzM
>nobody wants to see your 3000px uploads of your shit paintings.
It seems like you do though. Why flame?

>> No.3616686

>>3616667
>>3616675

Jimmy's is better

>> No.3616689

>>3609124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkzlFtqCeGM
Here are my lines, created of a desire to draw and be drawn

>> No.3616690

>>3616686
i disagree.

>> No.3616692

>>3616686
sure jimmy, you are just butthurt the other guy got front page on reddit with his, so you ran away to 4chan with a chip on your shoulder

inb4 "was on 4chan way before that happened"

seamuswray has gotten all the memepainter upvotes on reddit and you do all the same paintings lol

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3616694

>>3616689
forgot a pic

>> No.3616704
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3616704

>>3616686
I like them both tbphwyf
>>3616692
>you are just butthurt the other guy got front page on reddit with his
I mean not really. That was a personal milestone for me in terms of what I was working towards all august. It being "beaten" by the reddit guy kind of made it perfect to me. Plus I hadn't even thought to post that shit in /r/pics.
>so you ran away to 4chan with a chip on your shoulder
Not really though. I was always doing 4chan paintings. It started over a argument about Batman v Superman on /tv/. I ran into the Sean bozo because he was doing reddit portraits of always sunny and I happened to be working on pic related. I didn't get a "chip on my shoulder" though. idk why that sticks with you so much.
>inb4 "was on 4chan way before that happened"
I was tho. I've been doing /tv/ and /b/ shit since like 2008.
>seamuswray has gotten all the memepainter upvotes on reddit
I've gotten a couple memebux. I should post more I'm just very adhd and stuff.
>and you do all the same paintings lol
I mean I was telling everyone to do an Elon meme. It was clear that was going to be a big boye. I was happy to have beaten that bozo by like 2 days, regardless of the memebux earned.

>> No.3616708
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3616708

>>3616692
like I appreciate the lore building though. Seeing Sean's memes kind of did change the kind of direction I was working towards. >>3616598 was done kind of in response to, concurrent with discovering that there was an IASIP memesman afoot.

>> No.3616712
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3616712

so yeah I think keeping >>3616545 with blued out eyes might be dope. Just for the Seamus lore.

It's like pottery. Thanks bud appreciate the feedback. Co-producer credit 2u!

>> No.3616747

>>3616704
>I mean not really
>Not really though
yeah, pretty convincing...
>It started over a argument about Batman v Superman on /tv/
>I've been doing /tv/ and /b/ shit since like 2008
inb4 "been on 4chan forever"...
>I should post more I'm just very adhd and stuff
posts 15 paintings on 4chan everyday but is too adhd to post on reddit... sure jimmy, being upped by a better memepainter on reddit has nothing to do with it...
>I was telling everyone to do an Elon meme
>I was happy to have beaten that bozo by like 2 days
wow, that's impressive how ahead of your time you are, a whole 2 days ahead, dude you must have memetics in your blood...

Must be shit when you've based your whole artistic persona around a concept that is currently made famous by someone else.. The whole thing is kind of old and done to death. Painting memes was a meta-meme and being a meme, it had a very short life span. Good thing you are spicing it up with that van gogh thing, whatever the hell that is sounds boring as fuck I don't even want to know.

>> No.3616786
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3616786

>>3616747
>yeah, pretty convincing...
reality is complicated. lot of reasons why people do things. Lots of means by which we justify ourselves.
>posts 15 paintings on 4chan everyday but is too adhd to post on reddit.
This is easier. Don't have to imgur or whatever. And these are made to be posted as reaction images on an image board. Reddit doesn't work that weigh.
>sure jimmy, being upped by a better memepainter on reddit has nothing to do with it...
I don't post regularly anywhere other than here. Not sure why that's hard for you to grasp. And you put way more thought into the spontaneous shit I do than I do.
>wow, that's impressive how ahead of your time you are
It was apparent. It was an aesthetic as fuck shot and it had a lot of repurcussions. Not that hard to predict bub.
>a whole 2 days ahead
hell yeah
>dude you must have memetics in your blood...
clearly. I'm the official founder of the memeschlock art movement and peple are getting a ton of memebux from it.
>Must be shit when you've based your whole artistic persona around a concept that is currently made famous by someone else..
i'm not the reddit IASIP painter though. I don't really care about that stuff. Why do you?
>The whole thing is kind of old and done to death.
It's an exploding industry. Hop on at the ground level!
>Painting memes was a meta-meme and being a meme, it had a very short life span.
Mine is 10 years.
>ood thing you are spicing it up with that van gogh thing
duh.
>whatever the hell that is sounds boring as fuck I don't even want to know.
You apparently know more about me than I do qt.

pic related: i didn't take your advice on the eyes

>> No.3616991

>>3616786
>you put way more thought into the spontaneous shit I do than I do
fyi, if you put any thought into it, you'd see how much of an obvious attention whore you are and stop posting.
>reality is complicated
"dude, what even is reality!?" lol you being butthurt isn't very complicated.
>Not that hard to predict bub
It was sarcastic, I forgot to tell you.
>Mine is 10 years
yeah, and it got old 5 years ago.
>i didn't take your advice on the eyes
wasn't me.

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3617007

>>3609124
This representative's mom gay.

>> No.3617043

>>3609124
it sucks that such an interesting concept was not only fake and gay, but the thread has turned into an autism fest of terrible portrait art spam and arguments.

this place truly is a cesspool.

>> No.3617131
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3617131

>>3616991
>fyi, if you put any thought into it, you'd see how much of an obvious attention whore you are and stop posting.
you're the one feeding me brah
>"dude, what even is reality!?"
a goof
> lol you being butthurt isn't very complicated.
eh you not understanding english very well isn't very complicated ratto. And the only butthurt slut here is clearly the edgy loser that can't not interact with the meme goblin.
>It was sarcastic, I forgot to tell you.
well idk if "sarcastic" works. You're kind of just an impotent disingenuous cunt.
>yeah, and it got old 5 years ago.
started 2 years ago tho
>wasn't me.
no shit I was being sarcastic. It was a suggestion I projected at your buttblasted (you)s. I was using your frustration to make creative decisions. Your ire lights these fires bb.

honestly you're powered by not really being able to read english aren't you? Is Poland really such a shithole that THIS is how you spend your time? Why not just kill yourself?

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3617132

>>3617043
I mean was it ever really going to end any other way?

>> No.3617142

>>3616747
>>3616692
>>3616666
>>3616647
>>3616594
dude can you actually fucking kill yourself please? You're so much more annoying than the spammer. You're fucking stupid and you do this every fucking thread. Stop "helping" retard.

>> No.3617143

>>3616704
imagine being you and drawing for 10 years and never improving LMAO and still using GRIDS, AHAHAH FUCKING PATHETIC

>> No.3617148

>>3617143
what an embarrassing loser

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3617155

>>3617143
>imagine
guess I'll have to lol. Imagine being THIS jelly of the memeklovn.

getter better hobbies weirdo. it isn't my fault your life is shit.

>> No.3617156

>>3617131
>you're the one feeding me brah
feeding you redpills on your butthurt and cries for attention
>impotent disingenuous cunt
>ratto
>butthurt slut
>edgy loser
got you triggered again lol
>Poland
I'm not that anon either

tits or gtfo jim, if you're gonna be an attention whore you better post them jigglies.

>> No.3617162

OP delete this thread please it's cancer

>> No.3617165
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3617165

>>3617156
>feeding you redpills on your butthurt and cries for attention
not really though. I interact with you honestly every time. It doesn't seem weird to you how much it you project your own bullshit at me?
>got you triggered again lol
Did you? I'm literally just responding to stuff.
>I'm not that anon either
idk
>tits or gtfo jim
or how about this: I'll continue posting memes in response to (you)s like I always do.
>>3617162
drop the bomb exterminate them all

>> No.3617167

>>3617156
>>3617143
>>3616991
>>3616747
>>3616692
please stop posting ITT and on this board. You must be older than 18 to be here.

>> No.3617174

>>3616549
just imagine how nice this thread would have been before this retard showed up. You're cancer anon. Things would be better if you weren't here.

>> No.3617178

>>3617165
>drop the bomb exterminate them all
Yes put us out of our misery

>> No.3617181

what a fucking trainwreck of a thread

>> No.3617192

>>3617165
>>3617167
>it doesn't seem weird to you how much you project your own bullshit at me?
the only one that is projecting here is you, when you make those shit paintings cause you have no skill whatsoever
>I'm literally just responding to stuff
yes, and you got triggered

I wonder how much you are actually enjoying being a fool on this board? You get triggered, doxxed, roasted & rekt but you keep saying it's all a part of the "bit" fucking lol you truly are a clown jimmy.

>> No.3617193

>>3617192

You suck

>> No.3617204
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3617204

>>3617192
>the only one that is projecting here is you,
Well for one thing everyone projects to a certain extent. I'm pretty open about how I'm projecting my ideas at antagonistic (you)s. The interaction with edgy trolls and emotional children is kind of the foundation for the series.
>when you make those shit paintings cause you have no skill whatsoever
better than you though huh. It seems real hard to imagine that someone with their own thing going on would be THIS upset about the me me and my memes.
>yes, and you got triggered
Define "triggered." You've demolished a thread to carry on your weird emotional vendetta against me. I just respond to you. Sure, your desperate persistent malignancy can be annoying and you'll always ruin everything you get involved with, but honestly I'm mostly impressed.

Just imagine if you put all this energy into doing ANYTHING productive.

>I wonder how much you are actually enjoying being a fool on this board?
I'm fine with it. Clearly you fucking hate being a fool, and of course the irony is that you don't have a choice in the matter.
>You get triggered, doxxed, roasted & rekt
whataver you gotta tell yourself my dude. You can barely even read English so how would you even know if I get "roasted" or whatever?

I guess that's the secret to being at your faggot tier. If you can't read everything is a roast!

>but you keep saying it's all a part of the "bit"
it is. Which part is confusing? What the fuck is wrong with your brain?
>lol you truly are a clown jimmy.
yeah and you're the joke.

>> No.3617209
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3617209

>>3617181
https://youtu.be/rF_uEbUgbJw

time is entropy

>> No.3617211

>>3617192
please stop posting ITT and on this board. You must be older than 18 to be here.

>> No.3617703

>>3617204
>no u
lmao at your feeble comebacks. I'm bored with you now, bye

>> No.3617849

>tfw when reading this thread with lofty goals but zero potential

In all seriousness, you would have had more takers without the goofy third-person thing going on. That gives it away as a LARP instantly.

>>3613753
>astrology for "smart" people
You could use the Big Five instead, which is supposed to be scientific but literally the same fucking thing with a neuroticism scale added to it.

>>3610864
>This representative doubts you will escape Satan's will one way or the other.
This character is way too funny, though. You should use it for something else.

>> No.3618092

>>3617703
please stop posting ITT and on this board. You must be older than 18 to be here.

>> No.3618119
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3618119

>>3617703
>lmao at your feeble comebacks. I'm bored with you now, bye
pretty feeble comeback my dude. I like how with you it's always, "well I've embarrassed myself and everyone hates me even though I hide behind anonymity, and now that I've had a day to take my meds and settle down I'm like totally bored haha."

You're a bad person, anon. You have diagnosable mental illness. You should unironically talk to a doctor about who you've allowed yourself to become.