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numerically this is the last painting of the first act and the end of the process that started in January 2017

hows it looking?

>> No.3601103
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>>3601102
this is the painting that it started with

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and this is the painting that was worked on out of avoidance about finishing >>3601103

and then every painting after has been a continuous avoidant spiral of making 2/3rds of a painting and then moving to other ones.

https://youtu.be/45GkUiuRmjM

you can see the process for 17 to ~160 in the timelapse music video. ~161 to 300 have been done since January.

>> No.3601108

>>3601102
looks the same as all your other ones. you failed.

>> No.3601111
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this one is the most recent one. gave me a mental breakdown. Probably going to rehab.

>> No.3601113 [DELETED] 

>>3601107
can't wait for you to die in hurricane florence

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>>3601108
literally zero difference.

And success depended on getting there. It's been accomplished. It still looking like I made it is not a bad thing.

>> No.3601118

>>3601111
lmao did you delete your thread for this painting on /r/art because it bombed so hard? This shit is just getting unironically sad at this point

>> No.3601120

>not ending the act with van gogh himself

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>>3601118
>lmao did you delete your thread for this painting on /r/art because it bombed so hard?
Sure I had posted it tripping balls on acid and then linked to the /ic/ thread and talking about being on drugs and noticed muh memebux went from like 120 to 103 and nuked it.

Would have kept it though if I was of sober mind. Good marketing.

>This shit is just getting unironically sad at this point
I'm a sad clown. Life is "unironically sad." Existence was a mistake. The internet is a distraction. It means nothing. You assigning relative life value to people's online posting habits is fucking sad. You're dying anon. It's all dying. none of this means anything.

>> No.3601138

>>3601125
I love you man. Do you live in washington?

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>>3601138
virginia for now but I'm pretty close to fleeing to Europe. Love you too bud.

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>>3601120
I figure end of the second act when I lose a finger I could lose it on top of a painting of Van Gogh or something. Still at least 650 paintings still gotta get did.

>> No.3601164

>>3601157
>Still at least 650 paintings still gotta get did.
aren't you getting fucking bored of this yet?

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>>3601164
weirdly enough no. Every painting is it's own experience that gets encoded and recollected much more than anything else. It makes the perception of time feel longer and more meaningful. It slows down existence. There's no truer form of humanity or existence than a mindful flow experience.

(you) don't matter. Nobody else matters. Do or do not.

>> No.3601184

>>3601172

I'm new to this entire thing.

I have one question, why?

Also, I cheat, two questions. Why did you choose 650 more paintings?

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>>3601184
>I have one question, why?
one must imagine Sisyphus happy.
>Why did you choose 650 more paintings?
I'm racing Van Gogh. He did ~900 paintings in 10 years starting at 27. My goal is to beat him in quantity. And then existentially/aesthetically I'll try my darnedest.

>> No.3601191

>>3601190

Very nice.

I respect your goals and visions. Staying motivated and painting like that is impressive by itself.

Keep painting you crazy bastard.

>> No.3601212

>>3601190
remember when you said you were gonna do a version of potato eaters combined with aliens, and you haven't gotten past a hastily scribbled sketch. it's okay though because time is a flat circle and the internet is entropy, so you clearly failing at something is just part of the meme, bozo

>> No.3601213

>>3601190
>>3601212
also please post the potato eaters progress, i'm dying to know. that was originally going to be your 300th painting and instead you seem to have just done your regular gridded image. why?

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>>3601212
yeah that's what I'm looking at for the hurricane(which basically isn't even hitting here anymore). I was going to do the Putin painting on Friday but I felt the impulse to get it goghing today.

I have 2 spaces available (297 and 291) that could be for a chest eaters version. I think I want to do "you're gonna die" from https://youtu.be/QNMiH_LaJu8 for the other spot

And technically Van Gogh didn't do the big Potato Eaters until 1885. And he died in 1890. So it was like ~5 years in.

And if we were starting my race at the same age I'm like 2 years ahead of him. Honestly it's bananas how much he did in the last couple of years. He was painting peasants for like 5 years. Then he moved to cool places and still was only like the last 2 years of his life that he did all the dope shit.

So yeah I'm out of 16x12s but I can do a chest eaters on an 11x14 (which is kind of close to the first potato eaters) or just go ahead and do it on a 20x24, and then make an even goddamn bigger one next year.

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>>3601213
first photoshop f

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>>3601213
first pen drawing

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>>3601213
recent pencil drawing

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>>3601213
>that was originally going to be your 300th painting and instead you seem to have just done your regular gridded image. why?
my justification for making putin be 300 is that the underlying driving force behing basically everything since January 2017 has been that I was telling myself it was all part of "how to paint trump." That was the larger focus and underlying motivation the more more significant "big bad" of this act.

Like the underlying motivation behind Van Gogh's decision to walk away from his normie life, move to the country, and make unsolicited paintings of peasants at work, was that he was in his own way rebelling against industrialization and everything else that was going on in the late 19th century.

His art was a passive rebellion and reflection of the changing political and industrial climate that was fundamentally altering the foundation of human existence.

And like Trumpism and this era isn't necessarily the start of the internet and corporatist revolution but it will likely be seen as the face of it.

Plus if I know anything about art history is that there needs to be nonsense lore behind the numbering and recollection of the actual timeline of when the pieces where actually produced. If number 291 is technically the last produced, it just creates an argument maybe.

Not to mention that >>3601103 is essentially the most important piece in the series and it's not even numbered and essentially no longer exists. It's just a picture. The foundation of everything that happened was a desperately forgotten joke.

It's just rules and subversion and self-sabotage and stuff.

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>>3601266
if you say so jimmy

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>>3601282
well unless you say otherwise I'm doing it 24x20

>> No.3601333

nobody cares and any time somebody gives a critique you just brush it off and say something retarded.
so fuck you and this worthless thread

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>>3601333
>that was originally going to be your 300th painting and instead you seem to have just done your regular gridded image. why?
example?
>so fuck you
im sorry ur upset

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>>3601340
>any time somebody gives a critique you just brush it off and say something retarded
meant that for first greentext

>> No.3601705

>>3601342

It's probably some baseless critique that assaults your entire style that isn't actually good.

>I see you're trying to be like *insert grand master* - you're doing a shitty job at it.

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>>3601228
>>3601232
>>3601233
>>3601266
>>3601284


so 32"x44" is the full size potato eaters.

So like 16x22 at half. Don't have that and all the artfag stores are closed because spooky storms.

But if I take 2 11x14s and put them together and my math Czechs out that would be 22x14.

Or I could just do a 20x24 panel it just seems weird.

>> No.3602050

>>3602046
>Czechs out
you're such a funny guy hahahahahahahahahahaha
"bozo" hahahahahahahaha

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what fucking lunatic does a dang 32x44. there is so much frigging head room. uncinematic/11
>>3602050
pschyeah it's called doing things on porpoise geez get real wizeguy

>> No.3602055

>>3601102
>hows it looking?
Why do you even ask? You already know the answer.

>> No.3602060

>>3601266
>and self-sabotage
Why would you do that?

>> No.3602272

>>3601102
critique: i have to squint in order to see his left zygomatic arch
the glabella is a little too straight
imo the nasolabial furrow could start a little higher but it's alright
can't say much about the other fat deposits because of style

i wish you'd experiment a bit more with lighting, maybe adding some drama. It's looking good, as always your expressions are on point

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>>3602272
thanks m8. I'll hopefully get it more dynamical on next pass on it. I dig that we're getting down to anatomy btw. Much easier to do something with that than just saying "le fundamentals" or "muh color theory" or whatever.
>>3602060
idk it's like I need external structure that gets subverted to be motivated or something? Something about driving myself crazy and hating myself keeps me moving forward?
>>3602055
>You already know the answer.
I think it's looking ok tbphwyf.

>> No.3604042

>>3601102
dude there are like two threads right now and yet you continue spamming your sloppy paintings here. Jesus christ, stop for a second and think what you're doing. this is tracing and painting over shabbily. Do yourself a favour and ask yourself what you even want to achieve, 1000 of pictures of celebrities that aren't even well made is off-putting. Spend some time with some anatomy courses from cgpeers and get to know stuff in 3d space, I am no master myself but what you are doing is grotesque. At least try to improve instead of churning out the same garbage please, you are shitting /ic/ up with your weird paintings

>> No.3604045

>>3604042
tldr. Forgot this thread was still around. Noticed it was. Responded.

One solution to this problem of yours is that you end your life.

>> No.3604053

>>3604045
you come across as a self-proclaimd pathos-ridden genius, trying to 'beat' Van Gogh. by the sheer number of paintings. You are embarassing yourself and I hope you do not look back at this part of your life and think what kind of a pompous faggot you are. I gave you legitimate advice and you brushed it off saying I need to kms. From now on, I will report every one of your shitty paintings as spam instead of filtering your sorry ass. Get the fuck out of here you goddamn piece of shit. And I saged the last time I responded to your thread so you really have to have no life, you replied and seconds and talk about all the bux you make doing paintings and selling them online yeah I don't think so kid, you said it yourself that you posted some stuff on youtube and it got 50 views lmao you should be the one contemplating suicide dude because you suck I'm sorry

>> No.3604055

>>3601172
This is my reaction to the mud on all of the faces. Fix your values!

>> No.3604058

>>3604042
>shitting /ic/ up with your weird paintings
that's the thing with druggies and troubled people. they can't stop.

funny how what you wrote is exactly what i'm trying to make him understand in >>3598772
(3d space, or as i say "sculpting" with paint)
i guess it's not gonna make any difference.

>> No.3604060

>>3604053
>I gave you legitimate advice
yeah he tends to just say mistakes are done "on purpose" or call negative crits "contrarianism" or "antagonistic" … the autism is strong in this one.

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>>3604053
>>3604042
I'm not interested in your essays when you open them with the same boring bullshit about your feelings about me or how mad you are that there are multiple threads that haven't died. I wanted to let the Elon one and this die but someone else bumped them to be around for another day so I responded. If you wanted to give critique maybe don't bury in a wall of text about all the fucking threads there are. Make the board faster if that bothers you so much you sniveling asshole.

>Jesus christ, stop for a second and think what you're doing.
Yeah I made thread on Wednesday and it's still around on Saturday. THE HORROR!
>this is tracing and painting over shabbily.
It's a grid. And it's ok.
>Do yourself a favour and ask yourself what you even want to achieve
Making you fucking agitated is good enough probably.
>pend some time with some anatomy courses from cgpeers and get to know stuff in 3d space
eh.
>I am no master myself
was self evident.
>but what you are doing is grotesque
good.
>At least try to improve instead of churning out the same garbage please,
I have.
>you are shitting /ic/ up with your weird paintings
cry more. Post your own shit. Nobody is stopping anyone else from doing this too. It's not really my problem that the board is full of impotent virginal do-nothing faggots that choose to do nothing and whine at those that do something.
>you come across as a self-proclaimd pathos-ridden genius, trying to 'beat' Van Gogh.
It's mostly just because it's a good external motivator with the added benefit of triggering assholes like you.
>You are embarassing yourself
Said the anonymous asshole. You should be embarrassed every day you're not producing. Look at all this fucking self-justification you're projecting at me. I hope you suffer a traumatic brain injury and lose your sense of smell.
>Get the fuck out of here you goddamn piece of shit.
CRY MORE LMAO

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>>3604053
> And I saged the last time I responded to your thread
Reporting sages is a violation of the 4chan TOS and listed rules.
>so you really have to have no life, you replied and seconds and talk about all the bux you make doing paintings and selling them online
You need to work on your language arts skillz boi. And I actually don't sell anything. Will not be selling any originals (except for 1!) until after I get shot in the chest. Like Van Gogh!

And what? I noticed that a lot of people were offering me money for my musk. Someone said $200. The fuck are you bitching about?

How come everyone always has these thinly veiled ulterior reasons for their "critique?"

>I don't think so kid
Are you saying that the comments section for the musk painting on /r/elonmusk isn't full of people talking about wanting to buy it?

>you said it yourself that you posted some stuff on youtube and it got 50 views lmao
https://youtu.be/cCgD-pTV1oM
this one got like 288 views so far.
>you should be the one contemplating suicide dude
I do every day. It's an underlying theme of the series. I'm Racing Van Gogh!
>because you suck I'm sorry
and you're worse LMAO!

>> No.3604089

>>3604069
>wall of text
look who's talking! jesus christ, can you seriously be this stupid?
incapable of introspection, in your autistic writing AND your painting.

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>>3604089
It's ok anon. I didn't think you could read, much less that you would, when I wrote it. You shape your own destiny. And you choose to be a lazy, hyper-agitated cuck.

here this video only has 27 views. https://youtu.be/Si5DmdXVgeE

>> No.3604096

>>3604092
>I didn't think you could read
wow, what a comeback!

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>>3604055
other than "dont put white or black in your paint." And "compare what your colors look like to what the reference colors look like" I haven't been able to suss out much from anons how to get muh colors less muddy. Any tips for act 2 and year 3?

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>>3604096
>wow, what a comeback!
Not really a comeback. Again I just explain why things happen. It's wacky bananas how much (you) think this is some high end bantz or whatever. You're clearly one of the bone-to-pick losers that is only really interested in projecting your insecurities at the maymay klovn.

>> No.3604127

>>3604116
no i'm actually a visual artist, insured, doing shows, working on pieces. i'm lurking on /ic/, because it is the only board that features a broad mix of international anons, the occasional "inspiration" threads with trad art (which i find extremely awesome at times) and the rare case if interesting art discussions.

i know what it means to work conceptually, as i've done it myself many a times and i'm also seeing several dozens of museum shows and gallery openings a year. i know my shit, and if you don't realize that i do, than you aren't on my level, buddy.

i challenge the execution of your concepts and you actually - hilariously - choose to go all "tl;dr" on it now. i don't think you realize what a chance people are giving you on here. you say it yourself, you have gotten some pretty good advice >>3604113 that you initially brushed off as "being bad intentionally". some of those pieces of advice came directly from me, ratman (how i call you). i've been both nice to you (when i told you to learn how to photograph your art, improve your backgrounds, start experimenting with washes and so on) and being harsh, because you constantly keep doing your "on purpose" and drama-queen schtick to justify shit.

so, at the end of the day, you can call yourself lucky that there are anons like me out there who take part of your autistic "race" seriously, empathically, and chose to give you good advice. i have plenty of experience with exhibiting, i have learned most of the classic art production methods (etching, litho, spraying, screenprint, oils, charcoal and a bunch of others). i do think i know what i'm talking about and your way of dismissing comments and advice with good intentions is just plain ignorant.

>inb4 post your work
as i've said a few threads ago, i won't let it happen that my works can be backtraced to some shit thread in /ic/. services like idqb are going to drastically improve and that can be career damaging. yes, i have ambitions.

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>>3604038
>>3602272

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>>3604127
I don't really believe you and I also really don't care m8. Even if you are
>a visual artist, insured, doing shows, working on pieces.
you come off as a bone-to-pick loser. That doesn't go away when it's a fundamental part of who you are, regardless of how successful you swear you are anonymously.
> i know my shit, and if you don't realize that i do, than you aren't on my level, buddy.
because you said "wow, what a comeback?"

Idk who you fucking are m8. I don't know what you've said. You're an anonymous text generator projecting a bunch of bullshit at me as far as I can tell. Why the fuck do you think I would remember which (you) you are?

Why do you think I'd really care? It's not like you're breaking new ground. You're just making me have to repeat the same dance we probably did last time. And then when I actually do bother to read what you say and respond you act like a tldr illiterate faggot about it. Fuck you brah.

>i challenge the execution of your concepts and you actually - hilariously - choose to go all "tl;dr" on it now.
I responded point by point to your essays. And you did >>3604089
>i challenge the execution of your concepts
I wouldn't know would I?
>i don't think you realize what a chance people are giving you on here.
I don't think you realize how much I don't give a wet shit about how much of a "chance" I'm getting on an anonymous undermoderated image board. Coward.
>you say it yourself, you have gotten some pretty good advice
ITS OBVIOUS FUCKING ADVICE. I knew you don't use black paint on skin tones when I was 12. And yet I still did it for a year. Almost like it was fucking part of it or something! But, like you demonstrate, nobody understands or applies things like "empathy" to their critique. Just repeat the same intro-to-art nonsense that is fucking implied.

I'm still never going to remember who you are. And I'm still going to stick to my schedule. I don't care about you or your feelings about me.

>> No.3604159 [DELETED] 

>>3604157

yeah fuck you too, dipshit. back to your glorious graphite transfer. i knew it was casting pearls before swine.

>> No.3604162

>>3604157
have fun in your stinking apartment, with your crusty baby blanket on your lap and lice in your hair.

>bone-to-pick loser
add that to your "contrarian", "antagonistic" and what-not list of excuses to dismiss criticism.

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>>3604127
>so, at the end of the day, you can call yourself lucky that there are anons like me out there who take part of your autistic "race" seriously
I wouldn't know. You take stupid shit seriously and somehow manage to argue from ignorance in spite of your insistence that we've spoken a bunch.
>i've been both nice to you (when i told you to learn how to photograph your art
I know how to photograph art. I have a $1000 scanner in this room with me to. I just don't give a shit. I take pictures of the art with 3 different color temperature bulbs on in the same room that absolutely takes a dump on the white balance and then send them straight to computer and straight here. So again you're just being redundant.
> because you constantly keep doing your "on purpose"
I set to achieve a desired aesthetic on I Dont Feel Anything and I achieved it to about 4/5ths completed by my standards. And Putin is a 1/2 done one continuing on the things I built on the Musk one. You cucks go from bitching that I have no rules and I'm not trying or whatever and then when I say how that's not really what's happening you start reeeeing about how I'm a "drama queen."
> i do think i know what i'm talking about
well you struggle to articulate it and you come off like a fucking autist.
>and your way of dismissing comments
I'm fucking reading your goddamn shit what the fuck. You say something, it's not accurate, I respond in a way that indicates I read what you're saying and maybe adds context for why I did things, and then you bitch that i'm dismissing it.
>with good intentions
Pretty hard to tell m80. It's not like you're the only anonymous person that I interact with. And it's not like many people here have good intentions. Use a fucking trip or make any attempt to clarify who the fuck is talking if you don't want the memesprecht responses.
>as i've said a few threads ago, i won't let it happen that my works can be backtraced to some shit thread in /ic/
Cunt.

>> No.3604167

>>3604166
hey jimmy
i bought my first fun today
marlin 336, 30-30. made before marlin merged with remington so apparently thats better.
can you keep your shit in one thread? please? you're scaring off all the femanons.

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>>3604159
>yeah fuck you too, dipshit. back to your glorious graphite transfer.
I'm not doing graphite transfers though.
>>3604162
>have fun in your stinking apartment,
It's a duplex.
>with your crusty baby blanket on your lap and lice in your hair.
Year one was fleas. Year two is ants.
>add that to your "contrarian", "antagonistic" and what-not list of excuses to dismiss criticism.
It's already been in the wheelhouse.

Like it's annoying to me because I've DEFINITELY explained to you why I do this stuff. And you just ignore it and keep repeating the same shit and then getting upset that I don't care when you endlessly accuse me of "being bad intentionally" and stuff. Like I understand what you're saying, but then you refuse to understand what I'm saying. And then you continue to come back, anonymously, and repeat the same shit in every fucking thread.

I'm guessing it's maybe that you suck at English. But that's not my problem is it?

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>>3604167
Hey I have a Marlin Papoose .22! Was a present when I was 12. Stainless steel too. You take it shoosting yet?

>> No.3604172

>>3604170
nope gotta wait my ten days... california...

>> No.3604175

>>3604172
the upside being the people at that store were super nice guys. showed me how to make sure a used gun was still good. and lurking /k/ for a year certainly helped

>> No.3604177

>>3604168
>"being bad intentionally" and stuff
you are >>3604027

explain to me how it is in any way "intentional" when it is literally indiscernible from /beg/ mistakes, --while--- at the same time, you obviously can't freehand draw without chickenscratching and even when using grids, the anatomy is typically /beg/ tier off or awkwardly cartoonish. sad thing is, you are bamboozling yourself constantly with these claims.

>> No.3604182

>>3604168
>you suck at English.
not my first language, asshole. what languages are you fluent in? not French, telling by your occasional shit scribbles.
I've written a fucking paper in English and it was well-received, so go shove a fucking dildo up your pompous, condescending ass, you fucking prick. I'd like to see you have that same conversation in French, you disgusting rat.

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>>3604085
I realize it is against 4chans rules but I think that any mod on an artwork/critique bbs would side with me over you. I tried to help you and got nothing but spite, anger and delusion thrown at me. Keep doing what you're doing... this is one of my pencil drawings btw, done in _real life_.. and you said tldr even though you read all of my posts in detail and took a long time to reply to them. This will be my final message. And 200$? A blank canvas that you started with had more artistic value. And about your views on youtube, it's like people watching a trainwreck, they are drawn to the disaster that is unravelling before their eyes. And for your weird fascination with van gogh - you are not like him, not even a shadow of what he was, a cheap copy-cat is the most that could be said for you, no, you are an edgy retard hiding behind a woe-is-me attitude and trying to impress people with the quantity not the quality of the stuff you produce. Get your shit together man, this attitude will not get you anywhere, who has time to draw 6 crappy paintings each day? You accuse me of being a virgin, no social contacts etc, I think you are projecting. I'm out, kys pleb

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>>3604209
last one for real, the church has an unfinished feel to it... enjoy, I said what I wanted to say

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>>3604177
>explain to me how it is in any way "intentional" when it is literally indiscernible from /beg/ mistakes
wabi sabi brah
>>3604182
>not my first language, asshole.
duh.
>what languages are you fluent in?
the only one that matters lol
>not French, telling by your occasional shit scribbles.
of course you're a frog. Wouldn't be surprised if you're French canadian though. All uppity when you live an hour away from Buffalo lol.
>I've written a fucking paper in English and it was well-received
Did your mom hang it on the fridge?
>so go shove a fucking dildo up your pompous, condescending ass, you fucking prick.
sorry you're upset anon.
> I'd like to see you have that same conversation in French
I'd just keep saying "bless you"
>you disgusting rat.
Frogs talking shits about rats. And I've seen Ratatouille. Rats make your best food. I assume it must be meant as a compliment.

>>3604209
sick hitler church
>>3604224
sick wonky anatomy drawing

>This will be my final message.
idk tho
>And 200$?
yeah. Dude said $200 and got 3 upboats.
https://old.reddit.com/r/elonmusk/comments/9ftrx3/i_dont_feel_anything_acrylic_on_canvas_panel_16x12/

>And for your weird fascination with van gogh - you are not like him
I relate to his notes and psychological profile much more than most other artists. We have similar mental illnesses and started at the same age. And I'm racing him. Not trying to be him.
>no, you are an edgy retard hiding behind a woe-is-me attitude and trying to impress people with the quantity
you say this like it's a bad thing
>who has time to draw 6 crappy paintings each day?
I don't. Only been few times where I cranked out a ton like that.
>You accuse me of being a virgin, no social contacts etc
I kind of call everyone a virgin as more of a metaphor than implying it literally, not that almost all the anons that shitpost here aren't. But when did I say shit about your social life? idk you bub
> I think you are projecting.
I know you are.

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>>3604260
>now he thinks i'm french
>spews a bunch of lame stereotypes
gewd

>> No.3604269

>>3604113
I hated you at first, and I still find your inundation of this board obnoxious, but I admire the fact that you're actually painting all the time unlike most anons here, so here are a few tips:

For muddy colors/values, your biggest problem is your application of fundamental principles of color theory and light.
Basic drawing:
-Measure (You are here)
-Define planes through delineating light and shadow
-"Block in" the correct value for each plane
-Render planes
Basic color theory:
-Lights will generally be warm and shadows will be cool, but artificial lights can produce the opposite
-The hue of the shadow color generally tends to be the complementary of the light's hue
-However, if there are two differently colored light sources, the cast shadow from the first light then becomes the hue of the second light and vice versa
-Mid-tones, especially in flesh, tend to skew more saturated
-Almost ALL of your shadows are too neutral. You need more saturation there. Try adding cadmiums or ultramarine depending on the value and temperature
General tips:
-Painting on a blank white canvas looks like shit unless you cover every square inch with thick paint (your Picassos look alright). Burnt or raw sienna works well for a wash, but any color can work depending on palette
-Drop the black outlines. They also look like absolute shit. Render out the form of whatever it is you're outlining. I've seen this in a few of your paintings and they look much better (>>3601342 (still needs more saturated shadows))

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>>3604265
I actually thought you were Canadian or Vietnamese or something tbphwyf.
>spews a bunch of lame stereotypes
whatever you say Ratman.

>>3604269
appreciate this bud.

>> No.3604275

If you document all the well-deserved hate for your mediocre endeavours maybe you should realise that no one is going to be bothered to read any of it, even after you're dead

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>>3604275
>If you document all the well-deserved hate for your mediocre endeavours maybe you should realise that no one is going to be bothered to read any of it, even after you're dead
that's why I'm going to use it as a voice over bombardment over hours of timelapse footage and stuff. It's part of the goof!

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>>3604269

>> No.3604283

>>3604280
solid stuff. good advice with the mixing as well. i saved this.

>> No.3604287

>>3604280
have you also got the "fruit salad" part that continues on the next page?

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>>3604287
I probably should have added that, as it's the most important advice. It reads:
>"The cure for either problem is good value organization, in other words, good planning before the final colors are mixed. You can't go wrong with a simple color scheme, with perhaps one strong chromatic color, such as the scarlet of the spoonbills, above, supported and opposed by a range of neutrals and complements, in this case, gray-greens and browns. A well-placed gray makes pure color sing.

>> No.3604298

>>3604296
Speaking of Gurney and color theory, he also posted this immensely neat trick for choosing a cohesive color palette that always works.
http://gurneyjourney.blogspot.com/2008/02/shapes-of-color-schemes.html

>> No.3604299

>>3604296
>>3604298

>http://gurneyjourney.blogspot.com/2008/02/shapes-of-color-schemes.html
cheers buddy

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>>3604280
saaaaaaved.
>Beware of Mud School
It's interesting how acrylic color mixing isn't even relevant enough for a mention, guess it's close enough to oil.
>They use no browns, blacks, or greys at all.
I don't use browns or blacks this year other than a few exceptions. But basically everything I'm doing has "whites" in it.
>Partially mixed colors, he says, are more apt to yield harmonious variations in the final painting.
I'll buy that for a dollar.
>He goes on to recommend that the artist keep the palette scrupulously clean and use a lot of brushes
lol no.

And I don't mix more than 2 or 3 colors at a time normally (excluding all the "whites" I mix in like gesso and retarder and gloss and white. It's just a process of having the main schlop pile and pulling a new color in when it gets low.

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>>3604280
I'm much more of a Mud is a Mythsman I think

>Some painters scrape up unused paint on the palette, stir it together into a generalized gray
I DO THIS HUZZUH VALIDATION

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>>3604280
>These artists point out that a given gray or brown can be mixed from many different constituent colors
grey is gray bb
>according to this view, you don't necessarily have to wash your brush all the time or use a lot of different brushes
>A dirty brush isinfused with unifying grays that can add mellowness to a picture and tie it together
CONTINUITY FOR DAYS BB
>Having to mix grays and browns from more chromatic ingredients makes an artist much more conscious of the particular color note needed for a certain shadow or skin tone.
>But one must resist the tendency to see grays or browns as dirty, because they're not.
>They're the chef's sauce of the picture.
>chef's sauce

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>>3604337
and as an aside to Mr. Ratface Hungarian guy or whoever it was talking shit about how they don't understand how doing graphite transfer to canvas could be satisfying... it is something that when I went back to do it on these 2 real quick and I just lost interest in working on them and moved to something else.

It is always more satisfying to make a big delicious meal "from scratch" or whatever, but sometimes you're just trying to eat a burger real quick.

I enjoy painting. That's the thing I like to do.

I enjoyed drawing from the ages of 4-18, and then started to hate it and got crippled about art from 18-28 because I just developed some weird aversion to drawing and fear of not making anything good enough and self-justification shit for doing nothing.

Getting into painting was a way to kickstart back into creative production while leapfrogging over the barrier to entry that had been holding me back. It worked for my porpoises at the time even if it has become considerably less satisfying or personally valuable to me since.

I'd recommend EVERYONE tries doing a canvas transfer portrait just for the practice of it. Sometimes time is a more important concern for what you're doing than how hard it was. Like when I worked on a movie about art shows, artists were tasked with having to have new paintings produced daily to be used as the protagonist's art on camera. Nobody gives a shit about how you got there in that context. Just needs to look like a fucking painting so the main character can throw it at his brother or whatever.

>All art is garbage,
>the memes justify the means.
>time is entropy.

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>>3604337
and as an aside to Mr. Ratface Hungarian guy or whoever it was talking shit about how they don't understand how doing graphite transfer to canvas could be satisfying... it is something that when I went back to using it on these 2 real quick and I just lost interest about working on them and moved to something else. Because my interests and focus has shifted. I've "improved."

It is always more satisfying to make a big delicious English Breakfast "from scratch" or whatever, but sometimes you're just trying to eat an Egg McMuffin.

I enjoy painting. That's the thing I like to do. And there's plenty of reasons to justify knowing how to graphite transfer and trace. Sometimes you want to follow and impulse or idea and it's just easier to figure it out on photoshop, print it out, and fucking get that shit onto canvas real quick

I enjoyed drawing from the ages of 4-18, and then started to hate it and got crippled about art from 18-28 because I just developed some weird aversion to drawing and fear of not making anything good enough and self-justification shit for doing nothing.

Getting into painting was a way to kickstart back into creative production while leapfrogging over the barrier to entry that had been holding me back. It worked for my porpoises at the time even if it has become considerably less satisfying or personally valuable to me since.

I'd recommend EVERYONE tries doing a canvas transfer portrait just for the practice of it. Sometimes time is a more important concern for what you're doing than how hard it was. Like when I worked on a movie about art shows, artists were tasked with making paintings produced daily to be used as the protagonist's art on camera. It was all graphite transfer and projection. Nobody gives a shit about how they got there. Just needs to look like a fucking painting so the main character can throw it at his brother or whatever.

>All art is a prop,
>the memes justify the means.
>time is entropy.

>> No.3604360

>>3601102

Like your usual stuff; pretentious and lackluster where it matters.

Lear to draw instead of drawing a grid. It will help, also try to do black and white studies to get a better understanding of value.

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>>3604360

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>> No.3604366

>>3604362

Dude this is terrible, it looks like something a high-schooler would shit out in a 45 minute art class.

Google what a finished black and white study looks like.

Also I sad draw not paint. Learn. To. Draw.

Or you will be the laughing stock until the day you die.

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i do need to do another. Gonna do a Nolan on 8x10, and a Franz Ferdinand to do a diptych with Gavrilo

And I learned to draw starting in 1991 don't be a rudy bajoody. Maybe you should learn how to use grids bozo.

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>>3604366
>Dude this is terrible, it looks like something a high-schooler would shit out in a 45 minute art class.
Better than anything you're posting sniveling retard. And you do some black and white studies. I'm posting them.
>Google what a finished black and white study looks like.
Post what it looks like asshole.
>Also I sad draw not paint. Learn. To. Draw.
A: already did.
B: no.
C: fuck off. I'm a painter.
D: You first.
>Or you will be the laughing stock until the day you die.
I'm a clown. What's wrong with that? Rather everyone is laughing that whatever it is you contribute to reality.

>> No.3604371

>>3604367
brian here. you don't genuinely think the world wants new van gogh instead of a new gauguin? If time is entropy you aren't acting accordingly. Or maybe it's just all you can do.

>> No.3604372

>>3604367

Grids is for kids, unironically.

Why do I bother posting? you're so stubborn it's ridiculous. Look man, your art is subpar, I don't care if you belive it or not, but there is a reason people make fun of you here.

I'll post my art later when I get home to shit on you, Im working now.

Please take a fine arts class, something like life drawing.

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>>3604369
*Rather everyone is laughing than whatever it is you contribute to reality.
>>3604371
>brian here. you don't genuinely think the world wants new van gogh instead of a new gauguin?
why not both?!
>f time is entropy you aren't acting accordingly. Or maybe it's just all you can do.
breddy much

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>>3604372
>Grids is for kids, unironically.
BLACK
THEN
WHITE ARE
ALL I SEE
IN MY INFANCY

Trying to stress how much you're not a kid is for kids too and here you are.

>Why do I bother posting?
For the goofs hopefully.

>you're so stubborn it's ridiculous
Says the person that probably NEVER does grids, NEVER tries "cheating." etc.
> Look man, your art is subpar,
Coolcoolcool.
>I don't care if you belive it or not
me neither.
>but there is a reason people make fun of you here.
There's plenty of reasons.
>Please take a fine arts class
I went to an art magnet school one day a week for most of childhood. I've taken "fine arts classes."
>something like life drawing.
been they done that. I am thinking of doing some classes as an excuse for a vacation though.

Not super useful critique though. Take some critique classes wiseguy.

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dang haven't done any b&ws in a while

>> No.3604418

>>3604388
we don't care

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>>3604418
>we
>implying you're not sitting by yourself in some room somewhere staring into a black mirror

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>>3604382

Dude, at least accept the fact that people will be critical of your art, you come off as such a salty little bitch.

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>>3604488
when the fuck have I not accepted that? I don't give a shit. I use good advice when it comes my way.

>>3604372 nothing of value in this. Just some weird faggot struggling with their own inferiority complex and talking shit.

And like >>3604366 you're not coming from a place of empathy or applying intellectually honest or meaningful critique. Just acting like a sniveling asshole for some reason. And so much of it is this weird extension of bitterness like "how dare you post your terrible art when I'm too escared to post anything at all."

And why can't you accept that I generally respond to all (you)s and banter is part of a schtick as a means to build a character that exists with the work? Like you're fucking anonymous and you're butthurt. What a doingus.
>you come off as such a salty little bitch.
Projecting?

>> No.3604557

>>3604512
>Projecting?
hes right tho
also why do you have to argue with random nobodies, there isnt a single soul out there that believes your art has any value or will have any value after you die. you will drown and die in the sea mediocrity

>> No.3604564

>>3604557
he seems to think that van gogh got famous for being mediocre, and he's confusing people not liking his art for being mediocre for not understanding it and his genius. its quite possibly the most retarded thing i've ever seen on this board. He genuinely thinks there's some hidden depth to his bad paintings, and that because we don't like them that's proof that they're good. There's literally a guy on reddit who paints the exact same things as him, but does it better, but jimmy still thinks he's some idiosyncratic genius for doing the exact same thing but worse. It's truly beyond my understanding. It's so fucktard retarded I can't even begin to believe it. I understand how someone can be this fucking stupid, I just didn't give nature enough credit that it would actually let it manifest in a person.

There's probably a million other van gogh wannabes that have the exact same retarded reasoning. "I'm bad at art, therefore I'm good at art"

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>>3604564
>>3604557
pic and link related is the other memepainter.

https://seama.threadless.com/designs/elon

Jimmy uses a lot of drugs and they tend to make insignificant people believe they are special. Also, when jimmy has intermittent realizations that he is really nothing more than a troll, he justifies his behavior with this "lol, it's all just a goof" cop out. He has no substance. Only substances.

>> No.3604595

>>3604587
wow jimmy BTFO

>> No.3604761

>>3604512
>I generally respond to all (you)s and banter is part of a schtick as a means to build a character that exists with the work?
Why do you keep attempting this puppet master type response? You've gained nothing by spamming this place, your attempts at getting views on reddit and youtube continue to fail. You are forgettable, and you will be forgotten. Sooner rather than later.

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>>3604557
I'm very drunk.
>also why do you have to argue with random nobodies
Part of my meme idk.
>here isnt a single soul out there that believes your art has any value or will have any value after you die.
prove it lol
>you will drown and die in the sea mediocrity
and you will drown and die anonymously. diffrent stokez 4 diffrent flkd

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>>3604761
>Why do you keep attempting this puppet master type response?
cuz it's the motion of the ocean bb
> You've gained nothing by spamming this plac
u know who i is nigga
>your attempts at getting views on reddit and youtube continue to fail.
do they?
> You are forgettable
You are anonymous
> and you will be forgotten.
we all will be. so what?
>Sooner rather than later.
longer than u lol

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>>3604587
and?

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>>3604127
HUNGARIAN RATMANSODY LOL

>> No.3604820

>>3604795
>>3604792
the whole fucking point of this site is to be anonymous lol

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>>3604820
no it's an image board. "The whole point" since reddit started circlejerking about anon has been "to be anonymous lol" but that's not really my fault.

You all know basically everything about my personality and my work in spite of the fact that I'm just some dude named "Jimmy" in Virginia. Which wasn't leaked by me. "The whole fucking point" is that this is a board that was established to share images in a forum that doesn't rely on screen names. I've managed to lose a significant amount of "anonymity" just by being a regular user for an extended period of time. If you want to latch onto me because of the continuity of the content that i post or my rhetoric, not really my problem. The "whole point" never had anything to do with you being a triggered bitch by the assholes that have been here too long to hide. You can either try to make your own shit novel and interesting enough to be novel, or you can embrace being one of a faceless circlejerk of forgettable unfuckable virgins. World is your oyster.

Either way, maybe quit being a faggot at producers because you recognize their work?Or don't. Nobody cares. Just quit being a faggot for own good you sniveling narcissist. You unambiguously aren't helping yourself m8.

>> No.3604869

>>3601102
It looks better but you should use larger quantities of color.

>> No.3604875

>>3604842
yeah the whole purpose is to post images ANONYMOUSLY...

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>>3604875
which I doo

not my problemo that I have a novel austhetic and defined character

>> No.3605076

I had this strange feeling looking at all these paintings. Like they reminded me of something that I could not put into words. And I think I finally understand what it was. They all look like an old and very ugly rhinoceros took his big, fat, rubbery and rough ass, and sat on each one of their faces.

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>>3605076
no no no was bogie

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>>3605076
is bogie that sits on the paintings

no rhinoceros

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>>3605076
and sometimes ghoulie

no rhinoceros only sisyphus