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Why don't you put your anatomy and photoshop skills together and help me give some classically painted women bigger boobs?

>> No.3206652
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3206652

Here's another Bouguereau. I expect a full thread when I wake up. Don't disappoint me, /ic/

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At first I thought I had never seen such big tits in a classical painting, then I saw the second picture and realized It's shopped.
I... I like these shops...

>> No.3206666

It's 2017, we have the technology to give all classical paintings big boobs. It's time to be the change we want to see in the world. I knew I had to come to 4chan to inspire this revolution.

>> No.3206667

>>3206666
Thank you Lord Satan.

>> No.3206710
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how about some Rembrandt

>> No.3206716
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Ingres.

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Some stacked Waterhouse. It's a fucking art history lesson in this thread.

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>>3206651
>>3206716
>>3206717

>> No.3206820

>>3206710
boobs don't work that way

>> No.3206821

>>3206717
>>3206716
>>3206652
i wasnt expecting to find this hot, but jesus, my dick is exploding. Create a devianart and keep doing that. Show how big breasted woman are the superior ones.

>> No.3206851

We're witnessing history in the making lads! Yes, let's keep these shit's commin!

>> No.3206858

gross. why don't you just give them dangly roasty flaps while you're at it?

>> No.3206870
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my contribution

>> No.3206875

>>3206858
What are you? Some kinda gay boy?

>> No.3206888
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>>3206717
lol wtf

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>> No.3206929

Can we get men with big dongs too? I know it's a bit more work but so far this has been a success.

>> No.3206934

>>3206820

I know. I'm doing this on a shoestring budget sir. Do you know how much an art degree costs? I can't afford to spend more than a few minutes on these.

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>>3206929

A while back there was a thread on here where people painted dicks into paintings. I saved a few, pic related.

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>>3206938

>> No.3206941
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>>3206940

This is all I have saved

>> No.3206942

>>3206900
^this

>> No.3206944

A-B cup is the only true way

>> No.3206956

>>3206938
>>3206940
>>3206941
stop ruining the thread.

>> No.3206961

>>3206956

You scared of seeing peepees? This thread is already shit.

>> No.3206965

>>3206929
How about women with big dongs?

>> No.3206966

wtf? I love art now.

>> No.3206967
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>> No.3206975

>>3206967
Bigger! Or make his hands a little smaller. A man who can still cover his junk with one hand cannot defeat a giant without divine intervention. Michelangelo wanted it this way, but at the time needed plausible deniability.

>> No.3206977

>>3206975
The hands were intentionally made larger than what would be anatomically correct though. It's because the statue is supposed to be looked at from the bottom or something like that. I don't remember the details.

>> No.3206980

>>3206967
>>3206975
Oh, shit, you know what? Give him a vagina. Now you're a real atheist.

>> No.3206984

>>3206977
Nah, that's what they tell you in school. It doesn't look right from any angle. The whack proportions and muscles were as much as he could get away with without being a heretic.

>> No.3206993

>>3206956
Fags have to inject themselves everywhere.

>> No.3206997
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>>3206938
my fucking sides

>> No.3207122

>>3206938
That's pretty impressive actually.

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>>3206938
My sides went into fucking orbit.

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All of this makes me kinda angry and hysterical too, but I know one thing.
Post more boobs.

>> No.3207573
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>>3206938
Holy shit, my sides!

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>> No.3207598

>>3206651
Because I've touched real boobs, and don't need to paint them, like a 12 year old.

>> No.3207601

>>3207598
Whoa watch out guys, Casanova has entered the thread.

>> No.3207611

>>3207598
holy shit

>> No.3207619
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>>3207598
Yo-you did WHAT?

>> No.3207641

>>3206938
YOOOOOOOO

>> No.3207643

>>3206944
true dat.

>> No.3207646

>>3207598
your mom's don't count boi

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>>3206652

>> No.3207651

>>3206938
>jew
>uncut
pick one

>> No.3207725
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This is bad and wrong
These are European aesthetic women, not overweight fat cows

>> No.3207761

this is a good thread desu

>> No.3207840

>>3207725
the b cup model ideal is a meme

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>>3207598

>> No.3207856

>>3206870
unf

>> No.3207879

>>3207840
a meme that has existed for all of humanity.

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>>3207601
top jej

>> No.3207902

>>3207879
no it hasn't

>> No.3207919

>>3206900
how the fuck can a dog store so much vomit in them?

>> No.3208095
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Quality thread

>> No.3208137

Theres a reason why the old masters preferred smaller breasts on women.

They were men of quality taste and possessed high intelligence....
This thread makes me physically sick

>> No.3208183
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>>3206938

HEATHEN

>> No.3208463

>>3208137
100% this

>> No.3208539

>>3208137
>>3208463
Samefag.

>> No.3208549

ebin bread guys keep it up

needs more dickgirls and maybe even a cuntboi

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Another Rembrandt attempt

>> No.3208946
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Close as I'm gonna get to doing a dick girl is morphing a painting by a gay dude. Here's a Sargent.

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>>3206938

>> No.3210837

>>3206651
>>3206652
>>3206716


PREETY GUD

>> No.3211250

>>3207584
I feel like a child for laughing so hard at this.

>> No.3211365
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>>3206717
>>3206716
>>3206652
>>3206651
Whoever you are, may God bless your soul. I love you.

>> No.3211902

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=epobqv&s=9#.WhRQCUqnEb4

I made them really big...

>> No.3211903

>>3211902
lol nice one

>> No.3211987

Legendary thread

>> No.3212566

May this thread never die

>> No.3212665
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quality thread

>> No.3212667
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>> No.3212668
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>>3212667
finally a hot one

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>>3206651
fun

>> No.3212702

>>3212697
mama mia

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>>3212697
hnnnng

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>>3212697

>> No.3213673

>>3213149
I hate and I love this thread

>> No.3213697

>>3206938
I hardly lol, but when I lol, it's for a good reason.
(I even clapped my hands when i started laughing, good jawb!)

>> No.3213772

>>3212668
that one is good

>> No.3213774

>>3206900
this
>>3206938
thats fucking funny tho

>> No.3213980

>>3212667
Hmmmmg

>> No.3213997

>>3206717
Holy shit please finish this and give them all big fat tits

>> No.3214508

>>3206717
That one is really hot too

>> No.3214538
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>>3212697
the clear texture difference kinda ruins it

>> No.3214546

>>3206651
>anatomy
has anybody in this thread ever seen a real boob
even a photo of one

>> No.3214547
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>>3208942

>> No.3215185

>>3214546
>Muh big boobs can only be saggy
Fuck off

>> No.3215473

>>3206938
it's time to stop posting

>> No.3215485
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>> No.3215578

>>3206651
didn't they just use tubby men as reference ?

>> No.3217934

>>3215485
> mfw I'm gay and this thread

>> No.3217972

>>3206984
Imagine critiquing the statue of david.

>> No.3217974

>>3207725
>you have to be fat to have big tits
In fact these smaller breasted women have more weight on them than a lot of huge tit women.

>> No.3218166

best thread in years

>> No.3218189
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>>3206652
>years of skill and craft put into one beautiful masterpiece that stood the test of time and is still considered one of the most important works of art today
>NEEDS SOME TIDDIES

guys pls..

>> No.3218376

>>3218189
well somebodies been lifting. shes pretty too <3

>> No.3218382

>>3217934
what are you talking about >>3207584
>>3206967
>>3206941
>>3206940
>>3206938

>> No.3218392
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>>3218191

>> No.3218405

>>3218191
>>3218191
>>years of skill and craft put into one beautiful masterpiece that stood the test of time and is still considered one of the most important works of art today
>>NEEDS SOME TIDDIES
>guys pls..
for real guys, pls. MOAR

>> No.3218414

>>3218392
This is getting out of hand

>> No.3218489
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>>3218414
>This is getting out of HAND

>> No.3218490

>>3212697
wow
nice

>> No.3218500

>>3206662
did nobody had big tits back in the days?
all old paintings i've seen is of small or medium sized breast women

>> No.3218503

>>3206717
>those insane realistic hair
ho HOW DID THEY DO IT

>> No.3218520

>>3218500
don't you know anything about art? each time has their beauty standards

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>>3218392

>> No.3218809

>>3208137
Up to a point most old masters,including Rubens, preferred using men as models. The male form was also the Greek ideal and considered more attractive than the female.

As gay as they were, they still weren't as big a faggot as you.

>> No.3218812

>>3206651
>>3206652
This is fucking disgusting OP.
Consider suicide.

>> No.3218824

>>3206717
this is really great. do all of them!

>> No.3218865

>>3208137
I get the same feeling from bloated thighs and asses as well. They just look vulgar and are the polar opposite of attractiveness.

I have no respect for men who have such shit taste. Their IQs are probably well below average.

>> No.3218871

>>3218865
>t. faggot

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Just the dude from:
>>3218900

Reporting for duty.
I'm doing my part.

Needs more loose morals.

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>>3218914

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>>3206967
>>3206980
>>3208549

Perfection!

>> No.3219033

>>3208137
Other anon beat me to it, but the old masters were giant faggots.

>> No.3219056

>>3218961
The dick's shadow is still there.

>> No.3219081

>>3219056
just let them have their moment

>> No.3219264

>>3207725
This

>> No.3219321
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>>3218914
Fascinating, anon.
Anyone wanna work on Gala “pop a tiddy out” Dali?

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this thread is wonderful. I'm doing one after I'm done with groceries

>> No.3219576

/r/ Mona Lisa.

It's going to happen sooner or later anyway.

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Mods please sticky this thread

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>>3206651
this thread is fucking sacrilege