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2568016 No.2568016 [Reply] [Original]

>mom gives me box of old art from 2011
>find huge stash of badly drawn porn and futa

>> No.2568031

You know she looked through it before she gave it to you, right?

>> No.2568035

>>2568031
Of course i do thats the point

>> No.2568046

>>2568035
Your mom also picked up your jizzed tissues many times, washes your undies with jizz many times, and knows when the last time you jizzed by the change of the sent in the house from the stench leaking from your room as women have stronger noses.

>> No.2568049

>>2568046
Who leaves jizzy tissues on the floor ew

>women can smell when men masturbate

Not falling for your memes again /fit/

>> No.2568051

>>2568049
How do you know it's not true? Have you asked your mom?

>> No.2568053

>>2568051
I just jizz in her nose every night, shes become blind to the smell

>> No.2568057

its ok moms know everything and they still love you

>> No.2568087
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2568087

>>2568016
>Be me when I was in very early middle school
>Find Moonguard's Goldshire in World of Warcraft
>Addon shows profiles people make for their characters.
>Everyone there has nasty profiles about futa elves with shitting dick nipples
>Go tell my older sister how horrible it was.
>Couple days later she gets mad at me
>Tells my mom I was looking at chicks with dicks on the internet.
>Mom gossips
>Spreads to kids at school
>Spreads to other kids at school
>Have to move schools

Fun times.

>> No.2568126

>>2568016
So you're just gonna tell us what happened?

>> No.2568140

>>2568087
Kek

>> No.2568145

>>2568051
Not him but i had super religious parents. One time I fell for the "your parents always know when you masturbate" meme and got caught looking at lewd pics. Full blown tears, arguing, and screaming ensued. Never again.

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2568146

>>2568087

>> No.2568158

>>2568016
>badly drawn porn and futa
Cmon mate at least throw a little this way

>> No.2568294

>>2568145
gumbo...

>> No.2568303

>>2568087
that was GOLD anon
thanks for that

>> No.2568304

>>2568087

Your sister sounds like a megacunt

>> No.2568348

>>2568087

We told you time and time again to kill your mom, but you didn't listen and decided to write your progress instead of just smashing her head with hammer.

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2568371

>Drawing animu girls in my room
>Every time parents come in I immediately change the tab to boring landscape study
>Mfw I'm starting to git gud at painting landscapes

>> No.2568572

>>2568371
Sides lost

OP show some at least

>> No.2572859

>>2568572
>>2568371
Yeah Anon show us those landscapes

>> No.2573228

>>2568087
Your mom sold you out, you can't expect a sibling to not pull some shit but your mom should have known better.
Also stop using "be me", it makes you look like a newfag.

>> No.2573600

>>2568016
Post it, post it fucking all