/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

>>2330334
Yes, you are

>>2330334
Why do you always make your own threads?

Critiques?

>>2330337
Because attention

>>2330346
You don't listen to any of them anyway

>>2330346
Stop posting.

>>2330350
I might be abrasive but I consider all criticism.

What paint and brand do you use?

>>2330459
Oil and student brands

>>2330346
You're not going to incorporate anything anyone says anyway, so why don't you just fuck off and get a facebook page to share your art instead of going here.

>>2330548
Dude, in the last year I've grown so much. I am listening

>>2330566

Your most common piece of advice is "fuck off or stop making your own threads" so apparently you're not.

>>2330581
I think I am good enough to make my own threads

I'm getting this one framed.

>>2330658

Then fuck off.

>>2330658
Think again.

But then, the ego problem is an integral part of your art problem.

>>2330707
There is nothing wrong with my art

>>2330334
READ THE FUCKING STICKY YOU PIECE OF SHIT ITS THERE BLACK ON MOTHERFUCKING WHITE WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO IMPROVE AND YET YOU ARE HERE AGAIN WITH THESE THREADS READ THE STICKY READ THE STICKY READ THE STICKY AND APPLY IT FUCKING SHIT GRAB A PENCIL AND DRAW FUCK

>>2330727

Then why do you want our input?

Are you just hoping that some day we'll all see the error of our ways and start sucking your dick? Go post your trash on facebook and tumblr and stop bothering us with your titanic fucking ego.

>>2330735
Actually I am pretty humble

>>2330823

It shows.
So can I suck your dick or what?

>>2330346
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

How the fuck do you afford paint and canvas??
You do like a new painting each week at least and you really lay the paint on thick.
Also, are you using oils or acryllic?

>>2330869
I am fortunate.

I use oil

>>2330874
youre a stupid nignog motherfucker who sucks at art illustrat i wish you would go live off your girlfriends money somewhere else

>>2330890
Thanks

>>2330896
no problem cunt

*smacks lips*
AY HATERZZZ MAKE ME FAMOUS CUZ
*slurps fried chicken skin*

>>2330902
I have a chicken allergy. Sorry

>>2330548
/ic/'s advice is as worthless as illastrat's art so you 2 make a good team.

>>2330334

Your art has improved though. Your stuff used to be flat before, but now it has more form.

>>2330932
Its improved drastically. My women are actually beautiful now

>>2330959
I wouldn't go that far fäm; anyway keep improving. You're /ic/'s only hope of having a home-grown LeSean Thomas.

You guys think illastrat is serious?
Think again, this guy is rich, has his own business, recognition, he is the biggest fisherman around here, he's so good at this that he puts merc_wip and the loomis bait to shame. And I give him props for that, you gotta teach me how to fish like this someday illastrat, I love you man.

And yeah you got better, y'all can't deny this you bunch of faggots.
Keep doing art illastrat

>>2330974
Its a craft man...its a craft

>>2330823
so humble

>>2330997
So humble

>>2330974
That only makes his constant appearances his all the more pathetic.

>>2331028
Hey...nuff of that

>>2330334
was this a commission? i feel sorry for her.

>>2330658
I think this is my new favourite post.

>>2331121
Yep

>>2331153
how much?

>>2331156
800

>>2330974
please don't respond to yourself, dude. It's really transparent.

>>2330959
Dude you are definitely not humble

>>2330823
you'll never actually get good but god damn you're still the most entertaining thing on this board

Melting face, terrible anatomy and form, clashing colors, retard understanding of value... Really hope this is a troll. You need to stop painting, pick up a pencil and start with the basics if you ever want to make a beautiful portrait. And ffs post in the beginner thread.

>>2331115
Stop being so incredibly pathetic, then. I can't even be bothered to get mad at someone as hideously pitiful as you.

>>2331321
That is from when I started painting 4 years ago. Now I know I am the best on 4 chan

>>2331179
800 what?

>>2331453
Dollars

>>2330334
oils can be bad for your health stop using them

>>2331444
No
Just shut the fuck up

Please.

Unless you're a troll, then good job.

>>2331477
leave him alone

>>2331479
I used to think that too but then his threads made me see how much of a cocky little shit this guy really is. I really hope he's a troll.

>>2331321
Fucking hell...

>>2331444
I also just want to mention that you're not the only artist that works in traditional mediums. You're not special.

>>2331321
Yeah, he's clearly a troll. Just ignore him and he'll leave (probably).

stop spamming threads please

>>2331512
Just hide it then and don't respond. If no one comments, even as a gaff, then it won't be an issue.

I am a beast at oils

Accept his art for what it is. Decent at worst, a prelude to mastery of the medium at best

>>2331565
Agreed.

>>2331565
They gone see today.

>>2330334
blog?

>>2331321

it's impressive that he's styled his entire identity for the last 3 years around being as intolerable as possible.

>>2331598
patience

>>2331561
Check mine out cunt. When you can paint properly and not make it look like some low standard acrylic piece, I'll acknowledge your work.

>>2331794
You're about as good as illustrat dude....

One of my resolutions is to be more like Illastrat, and just not give a fuck. Im the best.

Too many people criticize me with the bias that because i am black, i can't be good. i am god;

>>2331814
Nah people criticize you because you're shit

>>2330908
kek, this thread is gold

>>2331802
saved for future ref

>>2331814
well this one is actually fairly decent tho
but stop being a fag, geez

>>2331814
I think you are good enough to make a spearate thread for every single one of your paintings. So we can siscuss them all in their own threads.

>>2331814
someone put illastrat and kanye in the same room, we can't afford so many gods

>>2331814
I whish I was black, so I would have a great excuse for everything.

>>2331853
You're a piece of shit so I think it's the same thing as being black

>>2331814
>I am god

you're fucking delusional
how can you think that you're good?
I'm starting to seriously doubt that you can even recognize good art.
pic related

>>2331814
>Too many people criticize me with the bias that because i am black, i can't be good. i am god;

>giving an attention seeking egomaniac and / or troll the time of day

We've all made this mistake, /ic/, but it's time to do what we all know needs to be done if we want to be rid of him.
He'll fuck off to greener pastures if people don't dote on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BwoXLEGV2A

>>2330334
a nigga make a thread
...

>>2331794

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

You're just as shit, but in a different art style.

>>2331843

>saved to have a wank over

>>2331882
MODS

>>2331972
I am not a god...I AM GOD...

you faggots are just caught in my spell.

>>2332045
If you are God why do you choose to be black?

>>2332050
because blacks have all the creativity.

>>2332052
I guess that's true.

>>2332052
name one good well know black painter

>you cant

>>2332076

me

>>2332076
Mind you my girlfriend shits on all of you and she's black

>>2332137
post her work

>>2332137
ayy, I saw that illustration on Hi-Fructose. Nice rendering, that.

>>2332144
Little about my gf. She is 28, graduated top of her class at our art school. Won 4 national competitions. And went to Laguardia High School for the Arts, same art school that the movie Fame is about. She auditioned amongst 20,000 kids and only 600 were selected. Robert Deniro, Al Pacino, Nicki Minaj all graduated from there. Trust me, she would shit on you in art. She's mastered it,

>>2332137
>that's my fetish

>>2332160
and yet you are shit yourself

>>2332160
>20,000 kids and only 600 were selected
Haha, race quotas...

>>2332160
Her work is definitely better than yours, but it's really nothing special. Seems like a school more for actors and singers than artists.

>>2332174
nuh uh

>>2332174
>and yet you are shit yourself

He should marry her, then divorce her, so she has to share half her talent with him.

>>2332160

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in art school, and I’ve been involved in numerous gallery exhibitions, and I have over 300 confirmed original sales.

I am trained in various mediums and I’m the top painter in the entire US art scene. You are nothing to me but just another market. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision brush strokes the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of art dealers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You’re fucking ruined, kid.

I can paint anywhere, anytime, and I can render you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in various traditional methods, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Adobe products and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Deviantart, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit oils all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>2332230
awk-werrrrrrrrrd....

>>2332230
diss nigga

>>2332218
DAAAAAAMN!

>>2332827
Illastrat could you make a video tutorial? Or maybe a vid talking a bit about yourself? I mean I feel like you really think high of yourself (which is fine, btw) but it limits your reach and fans, which really doesn't do justice to your work.

>>2332160
TIL graduating from high school makes you a master artist.

>>2332985
His work is absolute shit

>>2330334
make her crosseyed and have drool dripping out of her mouth.