/ic/ - Artwork/Critique

hi cumbum

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>>1524105
i am not chunbum

>>1524113
Are you cumbum's psuedonym?
or
Do you and cumbum hang out? The styles are strikingly similar.

>>1524118
They are the two resident shit posters. Both have giant egos, refuse to listen to any critique, spam their sloppy paintings constantly, and lack foundational skills. So don't feel too bad about getting them confused.

>>1524118
our styles are NOTHING alike.

>>1524102
>i am sorry for my behavior

lol. you just said most of us suck in chunbum's thread. You haven't changed and I'm not helping you, and I doubt anyone else here is going to help you either.

>>1524127
yea, your storks are exactly like you other paintings cumbum

I wish the janitors would just clean up both of your threads

>>1524102
I think the issue for me with you and chumbum is that I gave honest critiques numerous times. Not 4chan, "you're a fag and you suck," critiques, but legitimate critiques. Rather than taking the advice, both of you get super defensive and start babbling that you're good.

I do go to art school, and it's a rigorous school. There are many types of people when it comes to handling critiques. There are those, such as myself, that don't argue with the instructor and consensus of the class, they just listen, take notes, and correct their work accordingly. By the end, people become more and more this type of person. By the time graduation comes around, everyone is this person. Everyone else learned to conform or they quit in frustration.

The other type of guy/girl is the "CRYtiquee". You may be familiar with this person. They are sitting on the curb in front of the school with their head in their hands, tears streaming downward because they got ripped apart... however, many of these people learn from that experience and don't make the same mistake again..

Then there's the you and chumbum types. You argue with the instructor, tell them they're wrong, eventually you get angry and drop out or continue on with your ways never improving because you refuse to listen. Everyone is wrong but you. If this type graduates, they end up working at Whole Foods making pizzas, angry about art school. They tell others it's a waste of money and how stupid every teacher is.

>>1524144

amen anon, amen

>>1524144
Oh give me a fucking break. I went to art school too. Truth is you people give subjective insults that are given for the sake of its own sake. 4chan is not a credible platform. You people are pots calling the keedle black. I only listen to artists better than me. You can tell easily who are.

>>1524135
Wtf are storks

needs more dark red and a little bit of blue in its current state as well as some light purple

see what im getting at?

>>1524157
Then why the fuck are you here?

Seriously, not even mad at your shitposting anymore, it's just tiring at this point. If you're so great, why have you come to a critique board that you openly admit thinking you're better than all of them? It's fucking stupid.

>>1524157
You dropped out didn't you.

No fucking way you made it all the way through with your attitude.

you can tell the thread as been derailed when he changes his handle.

When he gets to "illustrat the god" just (-) the thread.

ill be honest with you. this is shit. i wouldn't hang this in my living room even if you paid me.

just asking. who is that anyways? im assuming rihanna..

ill be honest with you. this looks lazy, but that's the part i like because rihanna is the same thing. she's so fucking stupid just like this painting. in all honesty you painted a picture of rihanna after bukakke.

>>1524168
Lol

>>1524168
>rihanna after bukakke
new official title of the painting

>>1524163
Lol. Who said I have an attitude IRL. This is the fucking internet. Everyone are dicks. I don't take this shit seriously. Most of you prick suck at art

>>1524173
So you DID drop out.

>>1524157
>you people

You lump me with the rest of the 4chan guild of children yelling "Loomis!" and "You suck faggot." I never gave either of you critiques like that...at first. Then the frustration over came me where I felt like I was talking to a brick wall. I was very kind and helpful, but both of you rejected everything and inserted your thoughts about how I and everyone else is wrong..

Why come here for a critique then?

I don't come here for a critique, because I don't value the opinion of this board, but you did come here for one.

>>1524157
>Truth is

Truth is whatever I tell you it is. You want your dick sucked, put your smearings up on the family refrigerator.

You want honesty, you don't come here and then decide you're too cool for school.

>>1524173
When you use your real name and real work, it is real life. Why do I have to tell you that, seriously.

okay so now ill give you my real opinion on your 'rihanna after bukakke" painting..

ive seen people in my highschool art class do better than this. i was being honest when i said you painted this lazily, those strokes are rushed, you just slapped some random colors on there to give it an abstract effect. the white could have easily been blended but like i said you're fucking lazy and rushed it.. now it looks like a pov after someone came all over rihanna and she's like "whhaaat, you got cum all over me"... ill have to show you something i did in grade 10, its fucking trash but its exactly what you did because ive been there.

>>1524102
>i need help ya'll.

Leave your personality out of this

>>1524188
lol

>>1524186
illastrat is not my real name

>>1524204
>lol

is this what you said to your teacher after she said your painting was shit? you wont get anywhere with that attitude. just saying

>>1524205
>illastrat is not my real name

You grew up looking at abstract/semi abstract art and thinking that the people who made it didn't master conventional art first.

Just like you bought an expensive Canon EOS Rebel but still only use the auto mode for your pictures and don't know or care what RAW is.

It might seem like I'm trying to tear down your ego. That's not true.
I'm trying to murder it. Because it's between you and your potential.

>>1524205
Chauncey Covington is your real name. Your facebook has been posted multiple times (I think even by yourself?).

Anyone who has seen a few of your threads knows who you are, you haven't tried to keep it a secret.

>>1524219
>Chauncey Covington
Holy fuck, I'd make up something people believed was a real name

>>1524219
And you're so classy

>>1524215
Why would saying I use auto murder my ego? Strange indeed

>>1524224
lol is that a safety pin in his eyebrow?

>>1524224
Thanks

Posting because ilastrut is really dumb... this painting is a 2/10 monstrosity LOOK DEM HANDS BRUH

so really what im getting at.... why is the weed in the blunt red and yellow? is that supposed to be flames? top lel thats not what a cherry looks like...

i love this! i looked at older paintings you did when you were younger. they are really good too!

>>1524215
Um....a lot of abstractionists didn't master "conventional" art whatever that is.

>>1524333
Thanks

>>1524641
just need some honest critiques